Chapter 8 Deja Vu
Many details in this world are different, but Su Xiu did not expect that there were so many big shots in the Three Kingdoms period so beautiful. According to Cao Cao himself, the conflict between him and Hua Tuo was not that complicated at the beginning.
At that time, Hua Tuo wanted to write a book on his medical skills, and Cao Cao agreed to him for the treatment of the disease. However, the disease was cured later, but Cao Cao did not fulfill his promise. The reason was that doctors were not a respected profession in that era, and medical skills were classified into alchemy.
Cao Cao, who was already in power at that time, felt that this might become a stain on his life, so he didn't do it.
Of course Hua Tuo was not happy, so he promoted Cao Cao everywhere without trust and was not a son of man. Cao Cao was furious and ordered a group of special forces. So the next big battle came!
"Three thousand tiger and leopard cavalry besieged Hua Tuo, and it took three days and three nights to kill him. After learning about this, all the ministers were shocked, but they did not know that this doctor was actually a top master!"
Cao Cao said it was quite sad, but Su Xiu had already heard it and his eyes were spinning. Can anyone tell him which version of the Three Kingdoms this is!
"The treatment of a doctor and a master is naturally different, so I sent someone to his house to copy all the books and got this set of Five Animal Show. Since he is a doctor, he only said that this is a health-preserving technique, but in fact it is the unique skill of the martial arts that Hua Tuo learned from the five strange beasts of tiger, deer, bear, ape, and bird. Of course, this set of unique skills is not too powerful in attack power, but it only has super effective effects in physical exercise. Now you have Zilong's sword technique as an attack method, and with the Five Animal Show exercise, you will definitely become stronger quickly!"
Su Xiu rolled her eyes and said, "What are you going to be strong? Attract the attention of relevant departments? Haven't you been given enough anesthesia injections last time? Times have changed. Thank you for your life and run faster when you encounter danger!"
"Why are you so cowardly? I was under my command..."
"Your subordinates are so crazy now! Haha, I was not afraid last time, what happened? I lost my clothes, got anesthesia needle and even got an international terrorist organization and a lone killer! The most regrettable thing is that I didn't even see the figure of such a big star. Do you know if I have any loss or bleeding?" Su Xiu said as he pinched the can in order to express his anger.
"It was you who hesitated and missed the opportunity, man! You have to show your muscles! Listen to me, and you cut that guy into meat sauce with a big sword. Naturally, your clothes will not be thrown away, and the police will not shoot you randomly. The key is that when the star sees you so strong, he will definitely promise to help you keep the secret. Then you will be the winner in life, so you can win if you fight!"
Su Xiu's mouth twitched, "You are a fantasy when you are a celebrity. You show off your muscles and come and lick them. I'm afraid you're taken away by the relevant departments! The charge is to deceive the state police officers."
Boluo ruo ruo ruo ruo ruo ruo ruo!
Just as the two were fighting each other on a daily basis, the three words Yu Tiezhu on their phones stunned Su Xiu for a moment, and his expression gradually changed from accidental to fun.
"What's wrong? What's wrong with that flower king?" Cao Cao seemed to be full of expectations for those ideas.
Su Xiu threw his phone back to the table and scratched the back of his head in embarrassment, "Good sister and their wedding company said they couldn't find cow dung and persuaded him to change his mind."
"Haha, I can't find anything, I just don't want to find it. After all, they will have to make a living in the future. As soon as this happens, their company will probably become a laughing stock in the industry."
Su Xiu was helpless, "So Tiezhu asked me to help get two carts of cow dung."
“…”
Cao Cao didn't say anything anymore, and he was silent for a long time. It was not until Su Xiu's stomach started to scream that Cao Cao said deeply: "When you go to prepare cow dung, you don't have to take me there."
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Time always goes very slowly, especially when you have expectations. In the past two days, Su Xiu has not looked for a job anymore, but stays at home with peace of mind, practicing swordsmanship while practicing Five Animal Show to strengthen his body, and then helps contact many landlords in the suburbs.
In fact, as the flower king, Yu Tiezhu will be more convenient for getting cow dung than him. After all, he is considered a farming place, but he has to surprise his fiancée, so it is not suitable to use his own hands.
This gave the burden to Su Xiu, who was right away. To be honest, Su Xiu was also looking forward to how dramatic the wedding would happen on the day, so it was very active in handling it!
However, no matter how slow the time is, it will finally come. This day is the day for Yu Tiezhu's wedding. Su Xiu got up at five o'clock in the morning, stood in front of the mirror, put on a handsome suit, and combed her hair into an adult's appearance, feeling like she was a groom!
Although Yu Tiezhu is a little rustic from the inside out, his ability to make money is really strong. The wedding venue is the largest park square in the entire mountain city. On this day, as long as you come to the park, whether you are the ones who come to dance square dance or come to fight in the wild, there will be a red envelope.
"Great!" Su Xiu lowered his head slightly and glanced at the red envelope. The red ticket of 100 yuan and a lottery ticket were quite interesting.
"So many people are watching the fun. When cow dung is transported in a while, they will probably be on the hot search tomorrow! It may be even more popular than Zhou Fang's assassination before!" Cao Cao seemed to have touched the pulse of life in modern society and could already judge what kind of things could be on the hot search by himself. But unfortunately, he is still an old antique.
Su Xiu raised her eyebrows and reminded: "Don't you know there is a word in this world called 'buy hot searches'? You know nothing about the power of money."
"Tsk! You're cheating!" Cao Cao despised.
Su Xiu hehe, "Do you know the legend of Nuwa creating humans?"
"I've heard of it, what's wrong?"
"At that time, the great god Nuwa made a man, half of him pinched men and half of him pinched women, and at the end, a little bit of scraps left, but no matter how hard he rubbed it, he could not make a human form. In the end, he could only knead it into a stick and threw it away casually. In the end, the stick came alive and became a stubborn spirit!"
“…”
Just as Su Xiu and Cao Cao were talking nonsense, the wedding process was about to begin, and the guests were sitting down. After a quiet moment, they saw the show. They were all well-known figures in the business world. After all, Su Xiu was a shareholder of Su's company, and they also called these business people.
First of all, the emcee came on stage. Since the wedding was handed over to the wedding company where Su Xiu worked before, the emcee was naturally the leading actress of the company, a girl who looked very dignified and charming. She saw this girl in the company when she was in the company. She was said to be the daughter of the company boss. She has just entered her freshman year and is not at all on stage now, which is rare.
After the simplest opening remark, the first thing is to introduce the identity of the groom in the New Year, and then there is a heavyweight performance.
"Did the bride and groom sing and dance in your wedding in this era?" Cao Cao expressed his surprise and great interest.
Su Xiu also looked at it with interest and picked up a glass of champagne on the table, "You don't understand this. If you don't have some talent these days, you won't dare to get married!"
Just as Yu Tiezhu brought a group of groomsmen and two actors in big tutu costumes and laughed and sang and danced from afar. Well, the movements looked extremely uncomfortable!
Su Xiu swallowed and prepared to withdraw the comments about "talent" just now, and the emcee girl was indeed experienced and went straight to the process and moved to the bride's appearance.
This rose is very pleasing to the eye. The young and beautiful female doctor, Yu Tiezhu, was caught by such a person. It’s really... a match made by heaven!
Rose is obviously versatile, wearing a small dress and leading a bunch of bridesmaids to dance, far exceeding the group of sticks just now.
Maybe because he felt that his wife had stolen his limelight, Yu Tiezhu picked up the microphone without being outdone and sang a love song. Then...
"Hmm? Why is this voice so familiar?" Su Xiu was a little confused. Why is Yu Tiezhu's voice a female voice?
"It's not what Yu Tiezhu sang, it's the star you once saved!" Cao Cao's voice became excited in an instant. This is fate!
Su Xiu had a weird expression. Although the sound around him was a little loud, he still followed the sound and looked at the actor in a ragdoll outfit. He saw one of them turn around and pull down his head hood, revealing Zhou Fang's beautiful face, and then continued to sing the original love song.
"ah!"
An unexpected scream rang out directly, and nearly 80% of people began to take out their phones and aim them at Zhou Fangmeng for taking pictures, even those business tycoons were no exception.
The bride was stunned for a moment and then looked at the groom in confusion, but then she felt relieved. Maybe she thought this was the surprise given to her by the groom. Haha, I hope she will like the real surprise in the future!
"Although I'm using a sword now, I can still see your sinister smile. You can be a person!" Cao Cao sighed deeply.
Su Xiu curled his lips and was about to refute, but he suddenly became shocked!
Whoosh, howl, howl, howl, howl, howl, howl, howl, howl, howl, howl, howl, howl, howl, howl, howl, howl, howl, howl, howl, howl, howl, howl, howl, howl, howl, howl, howl, howl, howl, howl, howl, howl, howl, howl, howl, howl, howl, howl, howl, howl, howl,
Countless light condensed out of thin air and turned into beams of light and radiated towards Zhou. Zhou Fang was stunned. He saw countless beams of light shot out and could not dodge and block them.
However, in the next moment, countless beams of light suddenly turned around and then slowly dissipated!
The scene was quiet, and only the audio was still playing music. Everyone looked at each other and began to wonder, was this a carefully prepared sound show? But even if it was a show, it should be around the bride!
Su Xiu was not as numb as the audience. After all, he had experienced an assassination before, but he knew the truth and regarded Zhou Fang as his target. Looking at Zhou Fang's gloomy appearance just now, this was definitely not arranged in advance.
"Doop, look for shelter!"
A female voice that sounded very heroic sounded from behind Su Xiu, which scared Su Xiu. Then a woman in a suit rushed towards Zhou Fang, and Zhou Fang also jumped off the stage obediently.
At this moment, a large ray of light condensed again, and Su Xiu also made his first reaction at this moment.
Chapter completed!