Chapter 131 This is not easy!(1/3)
"Ahem, that, the test sound, is it OK? Actually, should I change into a suit and take it more seriously?"
Su Xiu turned around and grinned nervously. Zhou Fang smiled and stepped forward to tidy up his collar, but in fact, this kind of casual clothing didn't need to be tidyed up at all.
Natasha, who was fed with dog food, sighed and was so stumbling with aliens that she still couldn't avoid the critical strike. "Hurry up, everyone is in place. Actually, I think no matter how handsome you are in, it's impossible for them to leave any natural good impression on them. After all, the aesthetics of aliens are different from those of Earthlings."
Su Xiu was stunned for a moment and remembered this. She pursed her lips and snorted: "That's it, but you should have greeted them in advance!"
Natasha nodded, then snorted with dissatisfaction: "I have been communicating with these aliens these days. I have to say that Fang Thomas has left me with a lot of trouble. His alien website is very useful, but many of the remaining problems need to be communicated with specific aliens. It is precisely because of this that I have been running around the world for the past month, otherwise it would not be so easy to be discovered by official people."
Zhou Fang was funny, "You can't let go of these aliens yourself. After all, there are so many black technology that you can give up?"
Natasha shrugged, as accusation, Zhou Fang pointed out her inner weakness in one sentence. In essence, she is actually a science madman. With so many techniques in front of her, how could she resist it?
That's not what Fang Thomas planned, right? I'm not sure!
Su Xiu didn't care about Natasha who was in the state of brain replenishment, but she came to a place similar to a pool, but the pool was hung horizontally on the wall, and the liquid kept shaking but was unreasonable and did not fall.
Sure enough, aliens never give Newton a face!
Buzz! Sing!
The slight sound seemed to have turned on some instrument, but the originally shaking water surface gradually calmed down, and then it expanded from the size of a TV to the size of an IMAX large screen. Then, small screens appeared on it, and countless strange aliens showed their bodies.
Near! At that moment, Su Xiu couldn't help but gasp. Of course, it was very slight, after all, it was a bit rude. But this is no wonder Su Xiu. Looking at these strange-shaped ones, he suddenly understood the truth. It turned out that such aliens like Fang Thomas were definitely a superstar-level appearance, and he really had the capital to be proud!
In this way, the first video conference of the crew of "Area 108" began!
"We have seen videos of you fighting against many synthetic beasts. We recognize your strength. Considering the technological strength of the Earthlings, you are indeed qualified to form a shelter for us."
Before Su Xiu opened her mouth, an alien who looked like a slime spoke, and he saw the tongue in his mouth as soon as he opened it. The tongue was actually forked, and several forks were divided!
Well, this guy must not be allowed to come in in the crew. Those who don’t know think it’s a tentacle monster! Besides, we are also the world’s number one master. Is it your turn to agree with it?
"We carefully investigated you and found that you have maintained good relationships with multiple alien races at the same time, which shows that you have no obvious prejudice or hostility towards aliens."
A furry guy said, but this guy's hair is covered in yellow and looks a little disgusting.
Su Xiu's mouth twitched. It turns out that these guys' thinking patterns are to look at people first and then on plans? If I look ugly, wouldn't I even not look at plans?
“We prefer here for future ways to make alien habitats!”
An alien with a obviously metallic luster structure suddenly changed the picture, and a quiet star appeared in front of Su Xiu. Huh? Is this... the moon?
As if he heard Su Xiu’s doubts, the alien said, “This is not the moon! After detailed discussions between us, we felt that both the manufacturing habitats in the sea and in the sky have advantages and disadvantages. It is difficult to say which one is better. However, considering that human thinking is limited by technology, we have also proposed several possible ways to build habitats. Finally, we decided on this plan!”
As the picture turned, countless parameters appeared around the star body, and Su Xiu felt a little sleepy. Well, a little surprised. It turned out that the cancer of the poor school student when he was in school had not yet recovered.
Well, Su Xiu couldn't see what the meaning of these data was, but he knew what the plan was going on. These aliens could indeed cause trouble. This habitat does not refer to the moon, but to build another satellite outside the earth!
"You guys wait for me, bastard!"
This time, Su Xiu can no longer be snatched by these guys. If he builds a floating island on the sea or a sky fortress, it actually has little impact, but if he directly builds a satellite for the earth, the problems involved will be wide.
Now almost all primary school students know that the gravity of the moon will affect the earth's tides. How much impact will a satellite suddenly pop up on the earth? Once your plan is thrown out, is it to make the earthlings go to death with you?
By the way, wasn’t I too naive before? I actually thought that these aliens just wanted to ask for a habitat, and that I was going to destroy all the people on Earth!
"You don't have to be nervous, we have thought of your concerns for a long time."
Before Su Xiu's questioning was opened, another alien came out to interrupt him. The alien was a humanoid creature, but most of his body sat on a floating round seat. He looked a little short, with a purple-gray overall color, and a meat-like tail behind him. It's not ugly, but it's not good-looking either.
"We intend to build this satellite into a pioneer fortress to defend against alien attacks. Although it is our habitat, we can hand it over to the human supervisor."
Hum? Su Xiu was stunned for a moment, and she didn't understand it. Didn't she say that the habitat of aliens? How can she leave it to humans to control?
The alien smiled very kindly, "All the authority of this defensive satellite will be handed over to humans, and we will do our best to install various advanced equipment on this satellite. However, the technological content of these equipment is far greater than that of today's human technology. In other words, although humans can control it, if we want to fully exert the power of this defensive satellite, we must rely on us aliens."
Su Xiu's heart skipped, it turns out that this is the case, this group of aliens are taking the middle and low-level route!
It is like an army, which must be filled with the highest generals, middle-level officers and lower-level soldiers. The highest general is like a brain, and can issue orders, but if the middle-level officers and lower-level soldiers continue to carry out the execution, the army will not be able to operate.
These aliens have seen the backwardness of human beings in science and technology, and have started from the middle and lower levels to ensure their own interests. Of course, human beings are easy to learn. If control is handed over to human beings, human beings will definitely learn how to manipulate it. But that also takes time, and this time is enough for the earthlings to adapt to the existence of aliens. It can be imagined that in the end, aliens will completely integrate into the earth like a minority!
"We also considered your previous plan, but I felt it was too conservative, and the difficulty of building a floating island and an air fortress was actually not much different from building a satellite. However, the materials needed should still be absorbed from human society. Large-scale collection of materials like this will inevitably attract human attention. Even if you buffer it in the middle, it will be difficult not to be discovered. Someone will inevitably make trouble at that time!"
“Instead of being so difficult, it is better to actively mobilize human enthusiasm and let them participate in this project and let them actively provide materials to make habitats for us.”
The few people behind Su Xiu had long been shocked by this plan, and although Su Xiu was also shocked, she was thinking about another question.
"Can you tell me who came up with this genius good idea?"
"Haha, I won the award! There are still many details that need to be supplemented. Haha!" said the short alien sitting on a floating chair before.
Su Xiu asked with a smile: "What's the name?"
"Goza."
This short alien smiled kindly, and even Su Xiu could not see the problem with the kindness in his eyes, but for some reason, he always felt familiar. By the way, he had never dealt with such aliens before?
Su Xiu couldn't think of a problem for a moment and smiled: "This plan sounds very feasible. As long as the value of the defensive satellite is enough, the human government will definitely agree, but this time is difficult to estimate. You know, the efficiency of the coalition government has never been high. Besides, human beings are suspicious, and it is not easy to ask them to help you with all their strength."
"Yes, so your previous publicity plan is very necessary. The preparation is made in advance to let the people on earth understand us wandering races more and more, and the easier it is to gain trust when we propose plans later. Then let's talk about this movie!"
Su Xiu (;¬_¬) has such a great ability to change the topic of aliens. She was talking about the issue of Earth-type satellites the next second, but turned to filming a movie.
"We read the movie script and learned about your plan. We think it's really good, but we should be cautious in the selection of actors. The villain cannot be allowed to be an alien. We are already a wandering nation and there are not many individuals. If we are marked as a villain, there may be problems."
This time the person who spoke was a four-legged crawling guy, who looked a bit like a puffer fish crawling around on land.
Su Xiu waved her hand indifferently, "Don't worry, the villain just uses white people directly. They always feel that only they are worthy of being an alien opponent."
Su Xiu's answer was so straightforward that the aliens were obviously shocked. The Earthlings were so cruel to blacken their own people!
"Then we have no problem."
Su Xiu was relieved when she heard this. It was finally my turn to say... Uh, is there anything else I have to say?
"Ahem, that, there is a villain, but the alien protagonists in the film must be carefully selected and must be in line with human aesthetics, so that humans can have good feelings and sympathy."
"We have considered this and found several individuals that conform to human aesthetics. Let's take a look at the information. In addition, I recommend myself to be one of the protagonists of this movie and subsequent series!"
The short alien Gosa said with a smile, which made Su Xiu feel a little confused. What is this situation? Aliens also have a star dream?
Su Xiu instinctively felt something wrong, and thought for a while and said with regret: "I am so straightforward. How can you say it? There are some problems with your image, which doesn't seem to be able to arouse human desire to protect."
Gosa thought for a while and said, "Please wait..." Then Gosa in the video stepped out of the chair, and his height was only 1.6 meters tall. Only then did Su Xiu see that although Gosa's hands had five fingers, his feet had three long toes. Hey? He felt more and more familiar!
Uh ah ah ah ah ah ah!
Just when Su Xiu was confused, he suddenly saw Gosa screaming with a ferocious face, and then his small body began to swell, his muscles began to swell, and then his height rose to two meters, and two sharp horns grew on his head, and the whole person looked so fierce!
"That's all right, haha, our clan can transform." Gosa smiled proudly with his hands pinching his waist.
Su Xiu narrowed his eyes slightly, and a shiny flashed by, and agreed: "It's true, it's very suitable to be a villain! And he looks like a very stylish villain."
Gosa was stunned for a moment and hurriedly said, "Wait until I can change!" Then he started to uh ah ah!
Su Xiu rubbed her chin, ignored the guy's call, turned around and looked at Natasha, who shrugged. She obviously didn't expect any alien to be so persistent about becoming an actor.
When I looked back, I found that Gosa had improved, but this time the image was not as good as before. His height was much lower, and his head was lengthened and even a few more corners grew, like an enhanced alien.
"Uh, you're getting more and more on the road of villain..." Hiss! Su Xiu's heart thrilled while teasing, Damn it! Isn't this image Frieza?
Na Gosa didn't notice Su Xiu's sudden change in his face and said directly: "Don't worry, I can change again. This time it will definitely conform to the aesthetics of the earthlings!"
Just saw Gosa uh ah ah ah ah ah again, his figure became small and exquisite again, and the original ring structure of the flesh-worm-like ring on it also became smooth. Various streamlined structures were indeed much more beautiful. The smooth head disappeared, and the long tail became slender and flexible. Coupled with the soft smile on Gosa's face, Su Xiu thought that what he saw was not Frieza but super dream!
"This is OK, haha!"
Su Xiu pursed her lips and nodded, "It's rare that you are so active, that's you. Maybe you can become an international superstar!"
"Thank you!"
"You're welcome!"
Perfunctory! Very perfunctory, Su Xiu could not imagine what it would be like to become an alien on Earth Internet celebrity.
Then a long list of legends came over. Before Su Xiu could open it, she saw the scenes disappear. The aliens began to unilaterally withdraw from the meeting.
Su Xiu was stunned for a moment. Didn’t he agree to focus on him? Why is it a bit out of control now?
In just a moment, all the aliens withdrew from the meeting. The Gosa who Su Xiu had originally suspected was the last one to leave, which was quite polite.
Facing the empty screen in front of him, Su Xiu became more and more amusing.
I think his plan is very desirable and want to kick him away and work alone? Haha, I have to say that this idea is indeed successful. After all, not only can they do this form of publicity, but others can do it too. After all, it only requires a director and a bunch of actors, monitor the website and public opinion, and then wait for the incident to ferment.
If this is true, Su Xiu can only laugh, aliens underestimate human nature. It is very important that who will dominate the whole thing.
The identities of Su Xiu and Zhou Fang are there. As long as they stand up as the leader, the people will believe it. And if it is dominated by aliens, even if there is no need for someone online to take the lead, a large number of threat theories will be rampant.
I hope these aliens don’t commit suicide. The benefits of a so-called defensive satellite cannot convince the bigwigs of the coalition government. After all, no matter how many benefits are, they are nothing compared to possible threats.
Thinking of Su Xiu's information, he put the video images on the screen one by one. "Is this the candidate discussed by these aliens? Or is it just like that Gosa who recommended himself?"
Natasha was amused and could swipe the screen, and special images were marked out. "They discussed it in advance, and it can be regarded as individuals in their hearts that conform to the aesthetics of the earthlings!"
Su Xiu looked at the marked images and did not rush to read their information. Instead, she asked first: "Who is that Gosa just now?"
Natasha clicked on the screen twice after hearing this and directly called out Gossa's information. "This Gossa has a big background, and even the information left by Fang Thomas has been specially noted."
A full body image of Gosa was redirected, and then Natasha said: "According to the information, this Gosa is a member of the old gods. His age is unknown, but he is definitely much older than Thomas."
"The old gods? How should this 'god' be explained?"
To be continued...