The most painful thing in the world is that you want to play with memes, but others don’t play with you!

After finally meeting a female ninja, Su Xiu's car speed exceeded that of Boeing 747 in an instant, and all kinds of memes wanted to throw them on the face. Unfortunately, the cold light of the samurai sword was too strong. If he was slower, he would probably not have to play memes in the future.

Ding Ding Ding!

Su Xiu had a few moves against the female ninja with serious moves. The blue sword and the samurai sword exploded in the air. Suddenly, she looked like two masters going back and forth, with the style of an action blockbuster.

However, Su Xiu still had a clearer understanding of himself at this time. He had not practiced the sword technique enough, so he tried his best to withstand the first few moves. If he really wanted to continue, he would have to be out of touch!

So without warning, Su Xiu used his trick, bang!

A big sword fell from the sky, and the female ninja's eyes widened, which scared Su Xiu, "What, you can't communicate with the toad but you want to turn into a toad!"

After seeing again, the distortion of the space around it completely disappeared, and countless flashes shot randomly, almost blinding Su Xiu.

With his head down, the female ninja's head, half of his arms and chest had crawled at Su Xiu's feet, while his other half of his body had completely turned into meat sauce. The scene was extremely cruel and bloody, and it had successfully reached the level of coding!

Zhou Fang next to him had a pale face, and a little fear flashed in his eyes when he looked at Su Xiu. Did he have a bad attitude just now? Will this guy get angry? What should I do? Wait online, hurry up! But then he coughed and stroked his Liuhai, and looked pitiful, hiding behind Su Xiu. It’s a pity that the bloated doll outfit is really not something Su Xiu’s little body can block it.

Su Xiu did not care about Zhou Fang's behavior at this time, but looked at the intact half of the corpse and felt a little alert.

At the critical moment, the female ninja actually dodged, but she probably didn't expect the size of the mecha sword, so she did not completely avoid it, so her lower body turned into meat sauce and died instantly.

So the question is, if there is an enemy that is fast enough, or can shrink, or... Forget it, there is no invincible ability in the world, the key is to rely on the performance in the last battle.

In fact, just like this female ninja, even if the female ninja does not lock them into the space mezzanine, Su Xiu has a way to deal with her. Su Xiu has discovered the flaws of this female ninja. Invisibility and attack cannot be carried out at the same time! In other words, the body will inevitably be exposed during the attack. If you want to defeat the female ninja, you must take advantage of the attack, because she will only come out of the space mezzanine when attacking.

Su Xiu only needs to use Zhou Fang as bait to kill the female ninja at the moment of attack, but he himself is not sure that Zhou Fang will not die. It's good now!

Huh! The big sword slowly disappeared, and Su Xiu also came to his senses and naturally found that he gently pulled the corner of his clothes like a poor and abandoned kitten Zhou Fang.

"I'll go! Why are you so poor in acting when you act?"

"You know, pretending to be pitiful is a woman's instinct, and she still needs acting skills?" Zhou Fang's lips almost moved, and he squeezed out two sentences from his teeth, "Hurry up, pretend to be a bodyguard and protect me and leave. The police car is right in front. Once he enters the police car, he will not be entangled by reporters."

Su Xiu's mouth twitched and became serious. His big sword seemed to be exposed just now, but it was nothing. At most, he was a little embarrassed when he encountered Xuanfeng's karma fire. However, the highest level of lying is half true and half false. If you reveal a little of his strength, probably no one can think that his ability is a soul mecha!

"Ahem, let me give you one, let me give you one! Please support my work!" Su Xiu opened her arms and really protected Zhou Fang like a bodyguard on the TV. She still had time to sort out her hairstyle.

"Don't take pictures, don't take pictures. Please follow our official Weibo account for the specific story!" Su Xiu pushed the furry doll suit and stuffed Zhou Fang into the police car, and at the same time he tidied up his collar.

After successfully stuffing Zhou Fang in, Su Xiu subconsciously looked back at the female ninja's body. Well, it was already flooded by the crowd. These reporters were really good, and they were not afraid of dirtying their shoes.

Buzz! I guess the police uncles rarely encounter such situations. The young man who was driving started the police car and drove away in a panic.

Without news, there is naturally no value left. All the reporters left boredly, with only a pool of blood marks and half of the corpse left on the ground. In addition, there is a passerby who looks extremely vulgar.

The passerby was wearing gold-rimmed glasses and a slightly fat figure, with a tall and slutty back and smiling like a fat translator who led the way for the Japanese in the movie. The police in charge of staying for investigation did not care about such a passerby.

However, they did not notice that when the wretched fat man slowly took off his glasses, a strong man who looked like a professional beauty slowly showed his sharp edge!

"This technique...it seems to be you!"

...

"Oh! Oh no, please send us back to the wedding scene!"

After less than three minutes of the police car, Su Xiu suddenly screamed, and the police officer driving in front of him almost drifted.

"You are your own family and you will also send you back to the wedding scene!"

"Yes, Sister Li is still there. Brother police, don't be angry, please send us back!" Zhou Fang finally thought of his good friend and looked at the one in the driver's seat with a pleading look.

"Okay, please sit down, I drive quickly and steadily!"

Su Xiu (;￢＿￢)

The police car was still very fast. When Su Xiu and others returned to the wedding scene, Jiang Li was carried away by the police officers who arrived first. It is said that he has now entered the operating room for emergency treatment.

The concern on Zhou Fang's face was not like a false test. Su Xiu comforted him when he saw this: "Don't worry, since he can be rescued, it means he did not die on the spot. With his current medical level, he should be able to save him."

"Yeah, thank you." Zhou Fang was not in high spirits.

Su Xiu glanced around and suddenly asked, "Why are you here to sing?"

Zhou Fang answered directly without any doubt: "The groom said that the bride was my fan of movies, so he spent money to let me sing a song. Of course I will come with such easy-to-earth money!"

Su Xiu gasped, "Girl, be careful! With your acting skills that don't even stare, will there be fans? It's not that good enough to make money!"

"You are so annoying! Then what are you doing when you come back?" Zhou Fang looked disgusted, and subconsciously put his hands on his chest, but found that wearing a ragdoll suit was really difficult to do.

Su Xiu ignored him and was just looking for something. At this moment, he saw Yu Tiezhu and rose in the distance, "Hi! Tiezhu, I'm here!"

Rose grabbed Yu Tiezhu's arm tightly at this time, looking like a bird dependent on others. Obviously, after Su Xiu's reminder, Tiezhu fully demonstrated his masculinity as a man and completely conquered Rose.

"rose, let me introduce you to me. This is my good brother Su Xiu." Tiezhu winked at Su Xiu excitedly.

Su Xiu asked in a daze, uncertainty: "It's all like this on the scene, come still?"

Yu Tiezhu nodded solemnly, as if he would not turn back without hitting the wall. Su Xiu had no choice but to take out his cell phone and sent a message. In less than half a minute, he saw two giant tankers and drove in.

The police comrades who were originally at the survey site were stunned for a moment. What is this situation? Could it be... a bomb!

Su Xiu looked at Yu Tiezhu and wanted to confirm it again, but the other person didn't look at him at all, but just stared at the two tankers excitedly.

Su Xiu had no choice but to wave to the oil tanker driver, and saw two pipes being taken off the oil tanker, and the shocking scene appeared in the next second!

The green lawn was covered with shit flying in the sky in the blink of an eye, and the pungent smell filled the air. For a moment, Su Xiu felt that the whole world was desperate.

The police comrades all trembled all over, watching all this in disbelief, not only a bomb, but also a poisonous gas bomb!

Zhou Fang was completely stunned, but she felt that the world was changing too fast, and she had become a twenty-year-old woman and could not understand the aesthetics of young people.

Su Xiu turned to look at Rose, and he wanted to know if Rose regretted marrying too easily.

Who knew that Yu Tiezhu's actions attracted the attention of the audience. He walked behind Rose and grabbed her hands and made a classic double-flying action on the Titanic.

The next second, the shit flowers in the sky melted and disintegrated, and a refreshing fragrance spread throughout the audience. On this day, the entire mountain city was conquered by the fragrance!

...

‘The Flower King deserves his reputation, conquering the mountain city and love with his fragrance!’

‘Did you smell it today?’

‘What is true love? The deeper you love, the more fragrant it is!’

‘Zhou Fang was hunted down, the most handsome bodyguard of the year is like an ancient swordsman!’

"I really didn't expect that Tiezhu's ability can turn cow dung into spices. He was really shown by this guy!" Su Xiu sighed while browsing the news on his phone.

In just a few hours, Zhou Fang and Su Xiu's top spot in the hot search list was surpassed. The new top spot was Yu Tiezhu and Rose who reached the top of the mountain city with the fragrance.

Looking at the photo of the two laughing happily, Su Xiu felt a little envious, but in just a moment, she still had to live a life, and she probably had to find a job again tomorrow. I just don’t know if there is a bonus for the celebrity effect?

"It's time, you still care about hot searches!" Zhou walked in front of Su Xiu for a long time, took off his perfect figure in his ragdoll outfit and feasted Su Xiu's eyes.

Su Xiu looked up and laughed, "She is your sister Li, not mine, and I haven't settled the account she brought me into trouble at the last moment!"

Zhou Fang paused for a moment, and felt a little embarrassed when he said this. She also saw it when Jiang Li called him to break the door. To be honest, it was indeed a bit unauthentic.

At this moment, the lights in the operating room went out, and a doctor dressed up came out. Seeing his tired look, Su Xiu couldn't bear to disturb him, but Zhou Fang ignored these things and went up to hug the doctor's arm, "Doctor, how are I, Sister Li?"

The doctor looked honest and obviously had no resistance to the good-looking big star. After a while, he nodded and said, "Oh, her spinal bone is very severe. Although we can regenerate it, due to the complex spinal nerves, it will take at least half a year to reconnect and reply to the first one. In other words, during these six months, she needs to be paralyzed in bed, but there is no life danger, so you don't have to worry."

"Thank you, thank you!" Zhou Fang was relieved, "When will I..."

"You can go in now, she's awake."

"Thank you!" Zhou Fang walked in excitedly, Su Xiu curled his lips and followed. As soon as he entered, he saw Jiang Li lying on the bed with a listless expression. He couldn't help but sigh, are there no need to take anesthesia in the surgery now? It's really advanced!

Jiang Li obviously saw the two of them, and said with a smile: "Please go out, please? I want to share some of the little secrets between women with Zhou Fang."
Chapter completed!