On the pale bottom, black lettering sprinkled the screen like a machine gun shooting. The strange avatar floated out of the deep diving bottom and began to flash and spit out subtitles frequently.

A series of @, and even the zombie powder coffin board was pried off.

Qingyi Gu Wang: "Who pried open my coffin board!"

I was worried and strange: "The horn of the primary school students' charge is played, Chen Chaochao rushed!"

Su Jin: "I just dissected an author on the operating table and got off the operating table. I found another person who was trying to die~"

Dawn: "Every author has an unyielding soul, save yourself~ No more eunuchs!"

Broken teeth: "404 floats by~"

"Hey, the new book has finally been opened. Touch the author's son's head, and it has been collected!" A book fan who thought he was cold and humorous.

"You still have too high fantasies about the author. I bet this book is cut into the book within 100,000 words. I have observed this process 4 times!" An old book fan who thought he was a senior.

"As the chrysanthemum on the list are you sure that it is blood spilling, not paint of other colors? Collection~" heavy-tasting readers.

"Suspense Author Survival Guide, is this a true portrayal of you? It's so interesting, I love you!" There are undoubtedly fans who are new to the pit!

"Click it open and see, there are only three chapters, and the votes are being torn!!!" A reader's incarnation of resentment.

"I beg you not to cut it again~" a good reader who has collected the "Kaozi Mouth and Fruity Heart".

“…”

“…”

“…”

Silently behind the screen, a mysterious and proud smile on the corner of her mouth,

"What a great group~ full of love and sunshine, each of them is full of knives and tofu hearts, and even complaining is so civilized. Except for the number of people in the group, everything is very harmonious!"

For those handwritings with a little color and gender discrimination, Chen Chao skillfully filtered out.

What's the eunuch swelling?

The eunuchs have also made outstanding achievements in history, and have made indelible contributions to the heavy and stable country.

It seems like the author who has transformed into a screen-watching monster is constantly refreshing the writer's backstage.

Click 1!

Collection 1!

Click 2!

Collection 2!

Hello, brothers, go hand in hand, and the data is rubbing upwards with a "swish" sound, which means that the children in the group are complaining and collecting, which is equivalent to "I shouting "I don't want it, but my body is very honest"!

There is really philosophy everywhere in life!

The blue light of the screen shone on the face, the corners of the mouth became more and more open, and then suddenly stiffened in the next moment.

Click to refresh!

Click again and refresh again!

Exhale a breath of turbid air, wait patiently for 30 seconds, and knock the mouse hard, and the screen refreshed the blue light again!

Title of the work: "Suspense Author Survival Guide"

Word count: 7544

Click: 69

Collection: 69

It has been a continuous minute, and the numbers on the screen are like the heart pulse that stops beating, completely dead!

One minute is enough for Chen Chao to eliminate the delay in the end network data, which is that he really won’t collect it!

∑(っ°Д°;)っDamn, no more

Calculate it, one per second on average, it is too slow and short, like a fleeting aunt who has entered the last time she survived during menopause!

Chen Chao's cheeks were stiff and painful in front of the screen, and the light in his eyes dimmed. He looked at the zombie powder chirping after the fish in the group was blown away.

"Hundreds of people were obviously blown up in the group and they were still discussing happily, but why did my collection no longer move? Are these people just bbs not collecting it?"

Chen Chao silently closed the group chat, his eyes flashing with grievances: "It turns out that the reason why zombies are called zombies is because their hearts are all black, they are very hypocritical!"

100-69=31

It was still 4 and a half days before completing the task, but the number was still 1/3. Chen Chao's confidence was instantly halfway.

According to past experience, if you don’t try the waters and promote it, it will be difficult to increase by 30 in 4 days.

In other words, what is more likely to be dead than a bottle cap?

It is Chen Chao's collection increase, and it can stay on an accurate value for a long time without moving.

"Is this number going to stay at 69 this time?"

Chen Chao's teeth were itchy, and he didn't hate this number, but if it was linked to collection, he would instantly dislike the value max!

Very irritable!

Chen Chao can use a knife to the characters crawling out of the book. Can he use a heavy blow to the readers on the other side of the screen?

If possible, it’s not impossible to try it. Unfortunately, his bloated figure can’t get into the network cable port!

"The task I thought was the easiest to complete became the most difficult one. Reality taught me a good lesson!"

Chen Chao felt that his face was slapped by reality. Fortunately, no one saw it in the room, and his eyes were spinning wildly.

The logic genius' engine runs at high speed at full power, and all kinds of weird and even dark ideas are rolling in my mind:

Of course, the option of swiping tickets has never been in Chen Chao's mind, just like he was hanging in suspenseful loyal love, and there is no blasphemy of some money.

Selling money to replace collection is an insult to collection and a waste of money.

There are already a lot of zombie fans in the group, so I have to collect a group of robots. Isn’t this a lack of brains?

"Bump up and down the door from house to house, please help me pay attention?"

If it was built in the original self-built building, this method would probably work, but this kind of high-rise neighborhood relationship has always been dull and may not be easy to implement.

"Appoint a QR code and send flyers in the community is a little low, and it's too inefficient!"

"Or go to the group to cry and gain some sympathy. No, this number of times has been a bit too many. The guys in the group have produced antibodies, which won't work!"

After all, Chen Chao just wanted to collect it for free, but he was so stingy that he didn't want to pay the money.

After thinking about this for a while, Chen Chao's eyes suddenly lit up and an excellent idea popped up!

"The problem I can't solve, I can leave it to my newly attracted loyal fans threesome~"

Chen Chao began to type in new chapters on the keyboard...Thanks!

[Title: The author is so upset that he wants to be rescued!]

【Content: Sitting in front of the computer screen, looking at the few collections of the single shadows, my heart almost stopped beating for 69 seconds!】

[Death passed by me. At this moment, I realized that I might not be suitable for writing books unless...]

【There is a miracle happening!】

[If, after 48 hours, the book's collection can exceed 100, then I will continue to write. Otherwise, I can only say sorry, the story content of this book will always be sealed in my mind and no one will know!]
Chapter completed!