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001. Elf trainee

Quartz wakes up from thirst in the morning.

It is difficult to fall asleep without turning on the air conditioner in the hot summer nights. If you turn on the air conditioner, you have to face the problem of dryness and lack of water. Choose between heat and thirst, Quartz decisively chooses the latter.

He sat up, feeling dry and itchy as if his throat was burning. He cleared his throat and found a little bit of a tug pain, as if he had a cold.

I got up and went to the bathroom to wipe my face with cold water to wake myself up a little, then went to the water dispenser to pick up a glass of cold water.

After a few sips of "Dundun" he finally felt that he had come back to life.

In the living room, Han Han, a cousin who came to his house during the summer vacation, sat on the sofa early in the morning watching TV programs with relish.

She is just eleven years old and has a childish and cute face, with her signature high ponytail, wearing a boyish T-shirt and big shorts, and is staring at the TV with her legs crossed. She ignores his cousin and has a very dedicated expression.

Nowadays, children are all precocious, and they have entered the middle school period when they graduated from elementary school, which is not pleasing to anyone. Quartz occasionally misses the beautiful era when she was learning to speak sweetly at herself.

As for now? When you feel better, you will probably call him "Hey" or "that who".

My parents should have gone to work. As a brother, Quartz must not let children watch TV so early. It is time to show the majesty of adults - I will take a secret photo for your mother to see later!

Quartz thought so darkly, while taking a sip of water and turning his eyes to the TV.

It doesn't matter if you see it, you just look at him as petrified:

On TV, a gray-haired boy with a feminine appearance and wearing a khaki coat is introducing himself to the judges on the show.

"Hello everyone, everyone. I am Zhong Ruqian, an elf trainee under Yuehua Entertainment."

And at his feet was a light yellow creature that was only about one meter high:

It is similar to a child's body. It has three long orange feathers on its round head, and a short flat beak under its bright orange eyes.

The upper limbs of this half-human and half-bird creature are as slender and powerful as human arms, with three dagger-like claws stretching out from the position of the hand, while the lower body has thick thighs and sharp brown claws like birds of prey.

Huh? Isn’t this the powerful chicken in "Pokemon"? How did it appear on the show? Is it the new holographic projection technology?

“This is my elf partner, strong chicken.

I'm good at training, nurturing, battle and shooting elves...

Accompaniment!”

The gray-haired boy took off his windbreaker while talking, revealing the black shirt and white overalls inside. Then the background music suddenly changed and changed to electronic music with a very cheerful rhythm.

At this time, the staff outside the camera threw two balls, one big and one small, red and white at the top. The boy and the creature took the ball and began to perform on the stage with exaggerated movements.

What kind of sand sculpture talent show? There are still people watching this thing? This projection technology is quite powerful.

Quartz turned his head and looked at his fascinated cousin, silently complaining in his heart.

Drip the ball under the crotch, turn around 180 degrees, turn the ball with your arms and fingertips, and the creature also follows the same movements as the boy. Although the movements are exaggerated and the ghost animals are not standard, it is a bit eye-catching, but it looks particularly cute when it is expressed by its furry body.

Then the rhythm of the music accelerated again, and they swung the ball in their hands out of the camera and started dancing in a uniform manner.

They both began to shake their shoulders with unknown meanings, rotate, jump on the spot, and shaking their hands weakly. Then they made a left hand to move back and then threw a kiss with their right hand.

At the same time, the background music has been repeating:

"White-wai-boosting chickens are strong~"

This lyrics with unknown meaning...

The picture was indescribable, and quartz almost sprayed out the water in his mouth.

Even the judges on the show couldn't stand watching it anymore. As soon as the picture changed, a man on the judges' seat with a squinting eyes and a shallow beard directly stopped the boy's performance.

"That, interrupt.

I think you are quite dio-sounding when you play basketball. After the show, we can discuss this.

However, the focus of our "Elf Trainee" is to examine how the trainees' elves are trained.

So, let's start the battle process as soon as possible!"

After saying that, he nodded to the other judges on both sides, then stood up and left the seat.

The boy was not embarrassed when he was interrupted. He simply stopped dancing and bowed to the judges with his partner: "Thank you for your reminder, King Zou Tian, ​​thank you."

"Puff~!!"

Quartz still couldn't help but spray the mouthful of water from his mouth. Isn't this person on the show Zou Juelun and Zou Dong? Why did he also participate in such a nonsensical show? Isn't he able to afford milk tea?

Also, isn’t the top traffic pd sitting next to him? How did these two people get into the same show?

Quartz was deeply hurt by his cousin's cold eyes as if he was watching rats and cockroaches. He rushed to suck a tissue to wipe off the water marks on the floor. He got up and looked at the screen after he finished his work. He found that the camera on the TV had changed scenes:

The explosive font "battle!" produced by computer special effects filled the entire screen and disappeared. In the picture, Zhong Ruqian and Zou Dongzheng stood at both ends of a basketball court-sized ring, as if they were about to start a game.

The host's passionate narration rang: "According to the rules of the program, as the 'representative of the national trainer', Zou Juelun, will send elves with unfavorable attributes to meet the challenge! The elves he is about to fight are the sleeping monsters, the invincible big eater - Kabi Beast!"

The audience in the audience began to applaud wildly, and many female fans at the scene screamed.

Zou Juelun, on the edge of the ring, raised his right hand as if responding and made a "receive" gesture towards the audience. The screams and applause from the audience stopped instantly.

Then he crossed his palms and rubbed them slowly. A small ball with red and white above came out of his palm like magic. Somehow, in the blink of an eye, it turned into a fist as big as a fist.

He threw the ball into the sky above the ring, then patted his palms gently, and a silver light suddenly appeared in the middle of the red and white ball and threw it towards the ring.

The light dissipated, and a navy blue beast standing upwards more than two meters high appeared from the silver light and sat on the field.

I saw that its head, body and limbs were fleshy, round, fluffy, and fat, and squinting eyes that never open with the white short hair on the upper part and belly. It looked very docile, like a huge plush puppet.

The Kabimon yawned and scratched his big belly with his thick upper limbs, looking like he was not awake.

Quartz was shocked. What kind of special effect is this? From elves to elves, it is too realistic, just like elves are really living in the world.

Could it be that this program was exclusively sponsored by "Folk Master Ren Hell" or "Quality First FG"?

The strong chicken on the other side nodded at Zhong Rugan and jumped onto the ring.

After it came on stage, it kicked the air directly. As its claws kicked out, an orange-red flame suddenly appeared from somewhere and instantly wrapped around its claws, then turned into a fire wave and flew into the air and disappeared...

Seeing this, the host began a passionate commentary: "It's the energy-absorbing flame attack! The powerful chicken of Zhong Rugan used the energy-absorbing flame attack move when he came on stage. This move not only boosts morale but also increases its speed. It's such a smart tactic!"

Zou Juelun also nodded in appreciation: "Naoyo~ Not bad! Then you attack first."

"Thank you, the king of heaven. Come on, strong chicken, attack Kabi Beast with all your strength!"

"just!"

The powerful chicken responded with a move. It bent down and charged towards the Kabi Beast standing on the stage. Its strong and powerful lower limbs activated its body that was almost parallel to the ground, and shot at its opponent like a golden cannonball.

In the blink of an eye, it had already rushed to Kabi Beast. Taking advantage of the momentum of rushing, the powerful chicken clasped the right claw tightly on the ground, twisted its left claw and kicked a round kick at Kabi Beast's face!

What about the confrontation that promised?!

Zou Juelun's Kabi Beast's body did not move at all. He just leaned back his head and avoided this leg. Through the slow motion of the show, it can be seen that the claws of the strong chicken were not even a centimeter away from its chin. It was really dangerous and dangerous.

But this just reflects the ease of Kabi Beast.

However, the next round of attacks of the strong chicken followed one after another. The previous kick had not yet subsided. Its body turned to attack the lower lane again, and its strong claws kicked the left leg of the Kabi Beast.

"It's indeed a second-level kick! The signature fighting skills of Li Zhuang Chicken! How should our King Zou Tian deal with unfavorable attributes?"

The host's commentary was quick and urgent, but Quartz understood that this must be the same as the slow motion just now. It was added in the later stage of the show, but was deliberately creating a tense atmosphere.

The Kabi Beast seemed to have predicted the attack of a strong chicken and kicked his legs, jumped into the air and easily avoided the legs, and adjusted the center of gravity in the air and rushed forward!

Before the Lizhuang Chicken could react, Kabi Beast pressed it down with its strong body and couldn't move. From the camera, he could only see one of the strong Lizhuang Chicken's arm was still exposed, and it was still thrusting, which was very funny.

Then Kabi Beast raised his upper limbs and smashed his palms with short white claws heavily on the ground. The entire arena trembled like an earthquake, and made a loud "rumbling" sound.

The power of this smash was so great that the entire floor of the site was instantly covered with spider-web-like cracks, centered on the pair of flesh palms that the Kabi Beast hit the ground.

After the camera returned to stability from the trembling, the Kabi Beast had already stood up with a plain face, and the strong chicken with golden eyes was still lying on the ring, not moving at all.

"Zou Tianwang's Kabi beast used Taishan to suppress the strong chicken and immediately launched a powerful earthquake!

It is a ground-based move that has a restraining effect on the strong chicken. The strong chicken of Zhong Rugan directly lost its combat ability!

He is worthy of being the king of heaven, Zou Juelun, and his strength is unparalleled."

The bearded uncle on the screen rubbed his nose, and seemed a little embarrassed to retract the Kabi Beast with the elf ball: "Short~ Not bad! Come back, you are doing well."

...

The TV program was still broadcasting, but Quartz could not hear a word. At this moment, his brain was in chaos, and countless memories were rumbling in his mind, causing him to have a split headache.

Within a few seconds, more than ten years of memory were poured into his mind, and it felt like a three-hour stream of consciousness film was explained by a film critic within three minutes.

It seems that I understand everything, but after thinking about it carefully, I feel that I don’t understand anything.

He squatted down against the wall with his head covered, enduring the severe pain and began to digest the memories in his brain:
Chapter completed!
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