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95, chapter ninety-fifth(1/2)

Wei Xi not only opened the kissing mouth, but also wiped it around the corner of his mouth with great disgust.

Wei Dedao: "..."

Shuo Zong: "..."

Although Wei Dedao had no eyes, he could actually know everything he should know. After a moment of embarrassing silence, he tried to help: "...My disciple looks smart, but in fact he is a little simple."

Actually, it's just a fool, right?

Shuo Zong didn't know whether he should be happy or unhappy. He was reluctant to vent his anger on Wei Xi, so he could only say coldly: "I can see that, otherwise he wouldn't recognize you as his master, and he still believed that what you told him was a lies about a lonely ghost. I miss you won't come to visit him after you die."

"If you don't ask him to know his identity, it can be regarded as a kind of protection for him." Wei Dedao quieted for a while, his eyes turned softly to Wei Xi, "You auspicious beasts, when you shouted to fight and kill, I didn't expect that it would have such a personality, right?"

Shuo Zong's voice became even colder: "I have never called him to fight and kill him."

Wei De said: "But you fought for tens of millions of years. I remember hundreds of years ago, he had emptied your cave several times."

Shuo Zong was silent for a while, stood up and turned to him, mocking: "Do you think I don't want to, he can enter my mountain?"

Wei Dedao was obviously a little surprised. After a moment, he realized the hidden meaning in his words. He laughed and said, "So that's the case? It's really unexpected."

Shuo Zong sneered: "I never thought that the only famous Mahayana master in the world of practice would give up ascension and stay in the world to coax a ferocious beast into his sect."

Wei Dedao was very thick-skinned and did not take his satire seriously: "What kind of power is all in the past, I am just a bad old man now. What's more, after the collapse of the heavenly way, even the stars in the sky fell. Look, there are still a few gods and Buddhas left in addition to those who have been worshipped on earth. I am quite fortunate to stay there. Before the collapse of the heavenly way, even the dragon clan was killed in order to maintain the balance between the world. I heard that Ya Zi was directly struck by twenty-four heavenly thunders in succession. If it weren't for the prehistoric seal formation that gathered the power of the entire cultivation world, how could Wei Xi have kept it from being kept by heavenly way until today? After all, he is different from Xuanwu and you auspicious beasts, and Heavenly Way has always been unfair to him."

Shuozong didn't speak.

Wei Dedao said this but became suspicious: "But it's strange. It is said that if the thunder tribulation is fixed, it will never stop until it is left. Even auspicious beasts have to be subjected to twelve ways. Ya Zi even hid in the caves everywhere and did not escape the thunder tribulation. I thought that the sky thunder would find Wei Xi's trace sooner or later, so did the twenty-four thunders in Wei Xi's final completion?"

Shuozong turned his eyes and looked at Wei Xi on the bed, tugging at the corner of his mouth: "It's completed."

Wei Dedao was stunned: "Where did you fall?"

Shuozong: "His cave."

Wei De said: "How is that possible? He was not in the cave at that time, so who did the thunder tribulation strike?"

Shuozong's expression was as usual: "I."

Wei Dedao was stunned: "...Your own thunder tribulation, plus his...a total of thirty-six paths... have you suffered all of them? Are you still alive?"

Thirty-six Heavenly Thunders, the dragon clan that killed the entire sea area did not need so many, right?

But Shuo Zong didn't want to say much to him. He took off his coat and exposed his totem, stepped forward and took off the jade pendant on Wei Xi's neck and said, "You talk a lot, you can leave."

Wei Dedao: "..."

Shuo Zong: "Or do you want to stay and see it? Oh, I forgot you can't see it."

Wei Dedao was quite reluctant: "...he didn't want you just now."

Shuo Zong sneered: "You might as well ask him if he wants Que'er."

Wei Dedao: "..."

Shuo Zong: "What are you thinking? Isn't that still me?"

Wei Dedao: "..."

It's outrageous, damn it.

****

Wei Xi was so uncomfortable that he rolled around on the bed. His consciousness was obviously blurred, and he opened his mouth and gnawed the bedside table. The wood was chewed so loudly by him. He also complained with grievance while gnawing: "...unely edible."

Shuo Zong turned back to the bed, and couldn't bear it anymore. He reached out to pinch his face and dug out the broken wood chips from his mouth. He was bitten by the hungry Wei Xi.

At this moment, my eyes couldn't see clearly, so I could only sense it with my sense of smell. Perhaps because I felt that the taste was very familiar, he couldn't tell the identity of this person very well. After taking a bite, he quickly lightened his strength, and then rubbed it on Shuo Zong's hand: "Does Que'er hurt..."

Shuo Zong looked at him, his eyes were unpredictable, and he pinched his face: "It doesn't hurt, idiot."

Wei Xi was pinched by him and was a little awake. He slowly opened his eyes and identified: "Que'er?"

How could he be so stupid? Shuo Zong didn't know what he should think, but there were too many inside stories. He didn't know how to tell his changed identity for a while. With Wei Xi's personality, he didn't know how to react when he learned that he was cheated.

Shuo Zong looked at him for a while and suddenly asked, "Do you just need me?"

Wei Xi touched the clear scar on his fingertips, and finally felt relieved and stopped hitting people. He raised his arm and took the initiative to hook him to his neck: "Yes."

Shuo Zong was so close that he was so intimately, and his heart suddenly became sore and swollen.

After a while, Wei Xi felt the hair on his forehead being lifted away, and the familiar heat hit the corner of his mouth, and a very low smile seemed to sound in his ears.

"never mind."

*******

The next day on the high-speed train, Xia Shouren looked at his friend with a strange look and said to Chongming beside him: "What do you think he is showing off?"

Shuozong leaned against his seat and made a phone call, holding his cheeks with one hand, his eyebrows and eyes were full of pride, and he was still a little indescribable satisfaction. He listened to the phone call in a while: "Wei Xi?"

At the same time, his eyes seemed to be silently glanced at the seat on the other side of the walkway.

Wei Xi's fluffy head pressed against the glass window, looked at the scenery flying outside the train, and said, "Master may miss you too much. I dreamed of you last night."

Shuo Zong curled his lips: "What did you dream of me?"

Wei Xi was a little embarrassed inexplicably and lowered her eyes and said, "I dreamed of sucking your yang energy."

Shuo Zong pressed step by step: "How is it smelling?"

Weixi replied softly: "Very good."

Thinking of the last time my apprentice was unhappy because he bit Xuanwu, he added: "I also dreamed that others would feed me."

Shuo Zong was shocked for a moment, and then he remembered the first half of the plot last night. Wei Xi also quickly added the second half: "But I don't care about it at all, I only ate yours."

"..."    Shuo Zong was unpredictable and he barely spoke while Weixi was waiting for credit: "...Is that so, that's great."

Xia Shouren poked Chongming: "Look at his expression has changed again. Why is his emotions changing? I can't figure out the reason after calculating. Could it be that menopause, similar to people, has arrived?"

****

Wei Xi thought about it and told his apprentice: "I also dreamed of your master."

The apprentice paused and quickly asked, "What did you dream of him?"

"I can't remember it very clearly." The memory after drinking the dragon blood was kept vaguely due to the confusion of thinking. Wei Xi tried hard to recall, but he couldn't recall what he dreamed of Wei Dedao saying or doing. "But when you woke up this morning, the head of the sect, your master, left to me, was somehow hung at the door."

This kind of thing actually sounds quite weird.

But the apprentice acted not at all surprised: "That may be because it likes to stay outside."

Wei Xi: "There is such a thing?"

The apprentice replied: "If you hang it, don't it always burn you?"

Wei Xi felt something was right: "It's true."

The apprentice suddenly sneered for some reason: "When you go back and sleep, you might as well untie it and hang it at the door so that it won't come out to disturb you."

****

After Wei Xi contacted the principal of the Forest Zoo, the group arrived at the capital and rushed over. After learning about the nature of the zoo on Qinglong Road, he was reluctant: "I am a godly beast, and I feel like a mortal animal, and I feel like a mortal animal, Isn't it a good deal?"

Unity and Yi advised it: "You are not in human form now, and you don't want to be under house arrest. If you don't stay here, you can only stay in a hidden aquarium built by the country."

Wei Xi also felt that it was annoying, and thought that the place it should stay the most was actually its own belly, so he disdained its harbinger: "This place is a dignified wild boar and can't even get in. What kind of identity do you have? Don't be too self-righteous."

Qinglong was afraid that he would still feel upset at this moment: "Can you always compare me with the wild boar?"

Wei Xi nodded: "How can you compare to wild boars? Wild boars are national second-class wild animals."

Qinglong: "…"

Qinglong was always humiliated by the name of protecting animals, and felt that he was really nothing to talk to, but he was still confident in his social status. Unexpectedly, he was disliked by others.

Zhilixuan, who was greeting at the door, looked at the Qinglong's appearance and smiled and said, "What did I think it is? The scales are bright and the spirit is quite good, but it seems to be a mutated water snake."

For many reasons, Xia Shouren finally changed the Qinglong back to his original appearance. Before this new Qinglong turned into a dragon, it was indeed just a small water snake in a certain river ditch. This variety that can be seen everywhere is simply ordinary in the eyes of Zhilixuan, the zoo director who has seen thousands of sails: "Is this worth being sent to the zoo? It has no commercial exhibition value."

Qinglong: "!!!"

It's blind to your dog's eyes, what does it mean to have no commercial exhibition value?! Qinglong was furious, but he didn't dare to act rashly around Shuozong and Weixi. He could only try his best to beat Zhilixuan with his tail, hoping to transform his true body into a blind spot.

Zhilixuan smiled and avoided: "Oh, he has a very bad temper."

Mr. Gu and many Taoist priests didn't know what to say, so they could only say embarrassingly: "For some reason, they might have to temporarily put it in the zoo. The principal of the garden is unsure that all its expenses and resettlement expenses will be paid by state funds."

Recently, there have been many news that citizens secretly raised snakes and finally couldn't keep them and asked the Forestry Bureau to receive them. When Zhilixuan heard his words, he guessed that this water snake was probably the one that was fun to keep at home. No wonder he didn't mind the trouble and found a zoo to take care of it. His relationship was not short of money.

He is a businessman, of course he understands the basic human relationships and worldly styles, so he doesn't talk much: "Okay, although the variety is average, since all the leaders and Master Wei have spoken, I will definitely raise this snake well."

Qinglong was depressed. Before it could speak up, it was actually despised by the other party twice. It felt quite shameful and didn't know where it was superior at the beginning.

What’s even more shameful is that when leading them to go through the procedures, Director Zhi naturally suggested: “There are a few free exhibition areas in the corner of our aquarium. Can you please put it there?”

When Qinglong saw where he pointed, he almost couldn't help but stretch out his claws to scratch him - what do you mean? The broken place where the bird does not shit is used as a nest for it? Who do you look down on?

Mr. Gu and others also felt that it was inappropriate: "This... wouldn't this be too narrow and remote?"

Zhilixuan felt that their care for this snake seemed a little too much, and scratched his head inexplicably: "It's just an ordinary water snake, and it has no selling points. No one wants to watch it in the main exhibition seat."

Qinglong was so angry that his tail slapped Mr. Gu's arm. Under its coercion, Mr. Gu could only say helplessly: "President Zhiyuan, our relevant departments allocated a batch of expansion funds for your aquarium to help you expand the current exhibition area in the zoo. This... snake is placed in the largest free-range exhibition area in the center. Do you think this is OK?"
To be continued...
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