85, Chapter Eighty-Five(1/2)
The Taoist priests of Xinnan: "Everyone, what is Taoist priest Wei talking about?"
The Taoist priests of the Beijing Taoist Association were silent for a long time: "I'm talking nonsense."
The New South Taoist Principals: "???"
Wei Xi glanced at them when he heard this, shook his head and sighed. These fellow Taoists have simple industries. Most of them are monks. If they can’t get married, they can’t understand their hard work.
As a leader of the sect with more than 700 employees, he is the only one who knows the current social phenomenon best. The news always says that the ratio of men and women is uneven, but he doesn't know that the loss in the underworld is more serious than this. Otherwise, how could he force a great leader, Hei Wuchang, to come from Fengdu to do his work?
There are so few female ghosts in the underworld, so there is no need to say about the female ghosts stranded in the living. The number is a little red in the green. How scary is it? Even the guests visiting the haunted house are expressing their terror and suggesting that they can appropriately add some scary links to female ghosts. After all, female ghosts in red occupy an indispensable position in the traditional Chinese culture.
In addition, there are also the group of bachelors in the sect. Since they got a formal job and solved the problem of food and clothing, they have begun to pursue spiritual satisfaction, and are hungry every day. As a human resources manager and also single for decades, Uncle Shen, who has been single for decades, vaguely mentioned this issue and showed Wei Xi a news that an electronics company invited a large number of beauties to cheer up the mental problems of single male programmers. He also said indirectly that this method can indeed encourage employees' enthusiasm.
Wei Xi thought! But what can I do if I can’t find a female ghost? To be honest, he now regrets that Fengyang Fairy ate that bite of Fengyang Fairy in Fengyang Town. Although he has forgotten what Fengyang Fairy looks like, his long black and thick hair should be very popular with male employees. It’s a pity to eat it like that.
This is really one of the regretful experiences that he rarely has in his life. Alas, if you say too much, you will cry.
Therefore, the believers of the Xiusheng Cultivation who hurried towards the mountainside with jars of ashes at the foot of the mountain were like beasts in the eyes of fellow Taoists from Xinnan, Beijing, but in his eyes it was nothing more than a joy beyond heaven.
He immediately accelerated his pace and rushed to the mountain: "Fellow Taoists, please go!"
The local Taoist priests in Xinnan were shocked - why did he suddenly get excited?
However, Wei Xi accelerated his pace and increased his speed to the point where it was difficult for them to catch up.
While rushing, he still reminded his apprentice: "Give the company a call and let them dress up and prepare early!"
Prepare for a blind date!
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The Taoist temple of the Xiusheng Sect was built on the hillside. Its specifications were very grand and its incense was very prosperous. At this time, a large number of religious people gathered, each holding their own ashes.
The scene is actually a bit weird, but the church members are very excited about their discussions, regardless of their joys and sorrows.
"What's your guy?"
"Oh, my daughter is so evil. She went out to work and accidentally had an accident. Are you..."
"Oh, my brother-in-law died of cerebral hemorrhage the previous year. He was not even thirty years old when he died, and he had not had time to get married."
Wei Xi and his apprentice stood by and eavesdropped as if nothing had happened. When they heard that they were bringing the girl over, they would pay more attention.
He looked handsome, and a more handsome apprentice followed behind him. In addition, his strong figure and handsome appearance, Unite Yi immediately attracted the attention of countless uncles and aunts.
The uncles and aunts saw the group of Taoist priests who were rushing behind him and were quite alert. They were loyal believers, and they knew that their sects were suppressed by other religions outside. At the beginning, they looked at Taicang Sect and others with a bad look: "What are you here for?"
There are not too many Taoist monks sent by the government in recent years who want to brainwash them and get rid of the sect. Although these young people are pretty, if they want to persuade themselves to end their Yin marriage, they will never listen! And they will immediately report this matter to the administrators in the sect!
The tallest young man who was asked glanced at the yellow paper with the horoscope written on his hand and asked, "Auntie, can you show us the horoscope of your daughter?"
The aunt was skeptical: "What are you going to do?"
Unity Yi smiled and said, "Pair, pair, pair."
Oh, it turned out that I was also here to participate in the Yin wedding event. The aunt's vigilance suddenly relaxed, and she handed it and said, "I can't tell, you young guys are willing to participate in this, who are you looking for? Is the horoscope suitable?"
Tuanjieyi waved his hand and smiled: "Hi, company employee, aunt, don't worry, there are hundreds of people, you can always meet the right one."
Aunt:"……????"
The aunt said a few times, and was a little confused: "So many...what unit is yours?"
Tuanjieyi said: "Formal department-level units are all targets of regular work, which are particularly reliable."
The aunt was confused and thought that this was a state unit who was having a foster relationship with the deceased employees? No wonder everyone said that the welfare of civil servants was good. The door of the Taoist temple of Xiusheng Sect was finally opened from the inside, and a Taoist priest with a cold face in a Taoist robe came out from the inside. Wei Xi looked carefully and saw that it was the tall and thin man who escaped from the capital!
The tall and thin man stood on his own territory, as if he felt he had a support. His eyes fell coldly on him. He saw two fellow Taoists who were following him and panting, and his lips slowly sarcastically opened.
His eyes slid past the group of church members who had trusted him after seeing him. The tall and thin outsider Taoist priests who thought they could attack without knowing each other? Unexpectedly, the master had known your whereabouts long ago. Although he didn't know why the peeps outside suddenly lost the news, he also ordered us to prepare early. Not to mention anything else, these ordinary church members were just weapons that could drag you to death!
Thinking of this, he immediately raised his arms and shouted at the gathered church members: "Please note! The Yin marriage ceremony requires an absolutely safe environment. Let's control the people who may make trouble at the scene first!"
He stared at the Taicang Sect nearby. After the words came to the ground, these people from the crowd should have caused public outrage, but unexpectedly, their believers actually helped to explain: "Master Qing, you misunderstood. This is here to participate in our event!"
A tall and thin person: "??"
The aunt who was talked to Unite and Yi before said happily: "Really! They are all civil servants, and this is a good partner. When my daughter is alive, I want her to marry a civil servant. How stable."
Thin: “…………………”
The tall and thin man thought of these idiots, and even believed this kind of words. However, there was no way, he knew that the believers who could be brainwashed by their own family were probably at this level. Taking into account the character of their own sect, they could not fight Wei Xi on the spot - mainly because they might not be able to beat him, and if they were beaten, they would lose their adults.
I could only unwillingly open the door of the Guanli: "Then come in."
The other Taoist priests who thought they would have to go through at least one fierce battle before they could enter the spiritual practice under the obstacles of the church: "..."
The local Taoist priest in Xinnan exclaimed: "It turns out that Taoist priest Wei took his disciples to fight the front party? No wonder they told those sects just now that they had a need for a ghost marriage. This method is good and smart!"
The Taoist priests of the capital: "…ah."
You're wrong, they should really need it.
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So everyone was alert and clamped the magic weapon. Except for a few fellow Taoists who accompanied the plainclothes police to control the fat man in a secret place, everyone else rushed into the Xiusheng Sect along the crowd.
This is a secluded Taoist temple, with incense flourishing, but strange auras are everywhere in the details. Especially in the eyes of regular Taoists, even the gods and Buddhas worshipped inside seem to be a little unusual. The huge statues of gods were half-covered and half-covered behind the curtain. Although the faces were smiling, the curve of the corners of the mouth was extremely strange. It seemed as if staring at them sarcastically.
Kuang Zhiming seemed very excited as soon as he stepped in: "I... I seem to feel Xiaofeng, but I am not in this Taoist temple!"
Taoist Master Quan, who was standing by, took Xu Xiaofeng's horoscope and calculated it, and said in a singular manner: "I can't figure it out, they should have hidden it. It's very likely that it's near this Taoist temple. Can you try to summon her?"
Kuang Zhiming tried it and shook his head in despair: "No! No! I'm so useless!"
The other Taoist priests comforted him: "Don't worry, you can feel her, at least it proves that she is still there, and the soul will become unconscious when asked to leave. It is normal for you to not call me."
The local Taoist priests in Xinnan knew more, and some people whispered: "I suspect that fellow Taoist Xu's soul should be in the hands of Zhang Pang, the leader of the Xiusheng Sect. This guy's Taoist art is very strange. You should have heard of his past?"
This Zhang Pang is notorious and fearful in the industry. The new south Taoist priest has an indescribable sense of urgency when he mentions his name. Unexpectedly, the group of Taoist fellow Taoists from the capital were silent for a moment when they heard this.
After a while, someone tentatively spoke: "...Is it the past of doing pyramid schemes?"
The Masters of Xinnan: "…"
This group of fellow Taoists is so well-informed... The Taoist Masters of Xinnan couldn't help but sweat: "...No, it's his past in learning Taoism."
Taoist priests in the capital: "Oh oh oh!"
The Taoist priests of Xinnan were not nervous for some reason and their emotions became speechless: "This Zhang Pang, the former leader of the Xiusheng Sect, heard that he was in his thirties when he was taken to his subordinates. However, he was amazingly talented. He learned all his master's skills in just a few years and also collected many secret techniques from other Taoist sects. He walked very broadly and could even drive Yin soldiers and Ming Chai to catch the soul. He must have magic weapons to confine his soul to isolate the summons of fellow Taoists."
Kuang Zhiming said with red eyes: "I don't know if he will come here today..."
Local people shook their heads without expectation: "Zhang Pang is very careful in doing things. He knows that we are here, but he is afraid he won't come forward to fight the enemy."
Everyone stared at the tall and thin man standing on the platform, but they were worried that the ordinary people who would hurt the scene and did not dare to do it easily.
The tall and thin guys obviously knew their fear, and a strange smile slowly opened the corner of their mouths. The next second, he suddenly turned out a wooden card.
When the Taoists saw the wooden card, they immediately shouted in surprise: "No! Yin Soldier Card!"
The Yin soldiers raised by each family have different ways of offering different ways, but generally speaking, the Yin soldiers will make some tokens that can summon their soldiers and give them to their confidants who are slightly weaker in their abilities to use. The Taoist priests did not see the old leader of the Xiusheng Sect here, and there were so many ordinary believers on the scene. They all thought that this so-called Yin relative ritual was just a delaying strategy for the Xiusheng Sect. They did not expect that they would be so crazy and would summon Yin soldiers in front of the ignorant believers!
Taoist fighting is not a joke, and Yin soldiers are not ordinary soldiers. What should we do if both sides fight fiercely and hurt ordinary people!
The Taoist priests immediately ignored anything else and took out magic weapons to stop them: "Stop him!"
The ordinary people present didn't know what they were going to do, and thought they were really here to make trouble, so they stopped doing it immediately. A group of old men and women shouted to stop him: "What are you doing? We are about to get married, so we should stop destroying our marriage!"
The Taoists said anxiously: "He did not want to make a kinship for you. What he wants to invite now is the ghosts they raised themselves!"
The tall and thin man met the eyes of the believer and smiled strangely: "I really want to ask the ghosts I raised now, but who said I am going to make a yin relationship? Can't the ghosts raised in our religion form a yin relationship?"
After saying that, he raised his hand and shouted.
How could the Taoist priests at the scene make him come true? They immediately rushed up desperately and raised their hands to several thunder-induced talismans. There was a loud bang in the scene, and the audience immediately became in chaos. The believers of the Xiusheng Sect didn't know what was wrong. They thought that somewhere suddenly exploded and started screaming and fleeing to the outside of the temple. The tall and thin man was gathered by a thunder talisman. He was slightly injured and gritted his teeth. He actually started running towards the backyard. While running, he was holding on to the Yin Army Card to invite soldiers.
But he was not the opponent of everyone because he was a small number of enemies. He was soon at a disadvantage and was about to be controlled and robbed the Yin Army card.
Unexpectedly, at this moment, a low shout suddenly came from the high wall of the backyard: "Where are the worlds? I'm going to do my life!!"
After the man finished speaking, a cold wind suddenly blew up at the scene, blowing all the cloth tents hidden outside the statue.
No one expected that this would happen. The Taoist priest present was stunned and immediately opened his eyes to stick the talisman to stick the talisman. Then he was shocked to find that one ghost soldier after another floated out of the statues around him!
The devout Taoist priest at the scene was immediately furious: "You dare to keep the Yin soldiers directly in the Taoist temple!!!"
The tall and thin man had just gotten a few moves. Seeing that his opponent was so angry, he couldn't help laughing happily: "The Yin soldiers are worshipped by believers and can increase their strength. What's wrong with it?"
After saying that, he turned to the person who came and said, "Master, why are you here?"
Zhang Pang had a deep eyebrows and a fairy-like appearance, slowly walked down the ladder on the high wall, and his every move was like a paradise: "If I don't come, wouldn't you and your junior brother be bullied by the uninvited guest?"
Junior brother?!
The Taoist priests present were stunned for a moment and looked up. Sure enough, seeing the little fat man from Xiusheng Sect who should have been guarded outside followed Zhang Pang in panting. His behavior was much more down-to-earth than Zhang Pang. While crawling, he spoke anxiously: "Master, listen to me..."
His master raised his hand and stopped his words. He calmly put his hand behind his back and looked at the Taoist priests ahead with a smile.
The Taoist priests stared at him alertly: "You are the Master Zhang of Xiusheng Sect? How have you dealt with the police and fellow Taoists outside?"
Zhang Pang smiled slightly, his temperament almost transcends the world. Just as he was about to speak, an inappropriate voice suddenly came from the crowd: "Master, Master, look, that person who is engaged in pyramid schemes is here!"
Zhang Pang: “…”
To be continued...