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Chapter 39, Chapter Thirty-Nine(1/2)

Yu Cui's hands were typing on the keyboard, and she was focused without distraction, and she was focusing unprecedentedly, as if the thing that attracted her the most in the world was the monitor screen in front of her.

The results of such an efficient working method are very obvious. The report that used to be delayed for a whole day was completed in one and a half hours today.

The moment she pressed the last Enter key, she suddenly relaxed and her mind was dazed, and then she returned to reason.

At this time, the manager passed by the office outside and glanced at her computer. His eyes lit up. He leaned over and checked: "I have always seen you playing with your phone in the tea room recently. I thought you were lazy, it's good, very good, keep working hard."

Yu Cui, who has always been a transparent minion in the project team, hasn't known how long it has been since she heard the leader's encouragement. After seeing the leader off in a panic, she collapsed into the office chair in a daze - what was the sudden burst of work enthusiasm just now? It's too inexplicable.

But she soon discovered that the weirdness that appeared on her was much more than that.

When she went to the cafeteria to have dinner together at noon, she found that there were rare fried chicken, pork chops and cakes in the window today. She has always been greedy and loves these high-calorie foods the most. She lacks control and never controls her food. Therefore, she was happy and thought that she was finished. The weight loss plan might be put on hold again, because in the past, she always had to stuff herself to her throat before she could stop.

But who knew that as soon as this thought appeared, her mind instantly cooled down.

Holding the plate and looking at the dishes, she found that she was not as irrational as before. After thinking about it, she only took the portion that she could almost eat, which shocked her colleagues: "Oh my God, what's wrong with you? Usually three pork chops are not enough to get between your teeth. Are you feeling uncomfortable today?"

Yu Cui also felt strange: "I don't know, I just feel that I don't need to eat that much."

After eating the portion that was less than one-third of the lunch she used to be, she found that she was also full. This just right feeling of fullness was much more comfortable than before when she could not walk.

When colleagues saw her rare slow-moving meal, they exchanged glances with each other in shock. When did this guy control himself so much?

But this was just the beginning that surprised them. After lunch break, someone in the office proposed to buy milk tea by buying orders. Yu Cui, who has always been the main force in orders, actually focused on the work on the computer and did not join for the first time: "I don't seem to want to drink it today, so I'll do this word first."

Now the colleagues in the entire office were shocked. When I got off work, Yu Cui's behavior was so sexy that he had nothing to say. He actually called a colleague who stood up and left: "Oh Xiaomei, I remember we were running a card in the same gym? I don't know why I wanted to run very much today. Can you wait for me? Let's go together today."

Everyone: "!!!"

***

When he came out of the gym exhausted, it was already the moonlight. Yu Cui returned home in the moonlight and collapsed on the sofa in the living room and looked at the ceiling in a daze.

Unbelievable, she insisted on running five kilometers today, and after the run, she also swam a circle.

What's even more terrifying is that after she came out, she walked away without hesitation when she encountered the fragrant barbecue stall. All she thought about was the calories she had worked hard to burn. During the exercise, she did not have the idea of ​​giving up taking a bath in the middle like before, and her mind was filled with the belief that she had to complete the task.

Yu Cui knew that this sense of belief was actually the self-control she mentioned in the soft chicken soup articles she had been reading on various social networks for a long time.

What about getting up at 8 o'clock and falling asleep before 10 o'clock, reading a new book every month, going to the gym to exercise on time, etc., such a schedule is indeed posted on her TV wall! But I understand the so-called truth but still can't live a good life. She has never had such things as self-control! It's a big deal to get up at 8 o'clock and read books every day! Is it still life if I don't have bed late? Staying up late and playing with my mobile phone is the best! Where is it fun to watch classics? Isn't that kind of terrifying self-control possessed by the legendary protagonist's personality?

When Yu Cui thought of this, she looked at the wall clock again. It was nine o'clock, which was her daily time for playing with her mobile phone, but at this moment she only had the idea of ​​taking a shower and sleeping.

Oh my God, I wasn't being penetrated by the protagonist's soul, right? Will I have to change my temperament from now on and embark on the road to success?

While she was secretly happy, she couldn't help but shivered, but she still subconsciously took off her clothes and prepared to take a shower. Before taking off her clothes, she was stunned.

She took out what she had touched, and under the warm light, a yellow talisman paper with unknown patterns lay quietly in the palm of her hand.

Suddenly she felt aroused in her mind. After a few seconds, she quickly took out her phone and clicked on the Weibo page. After a few seconds, she found the news that she had seen before but had forgotten about the same one on the homepage-

Wei Xi v: →_→ on the right, the origin of the Qingxin Mantra "The Original Sutra of Tao", which means "clear the mind and eliminate thoughts". Please save it carefully and wear it with you. It can eliminate distracting thoughts and firmly establish the original thoughts. // I am the first to do something: You really take this feudal superstition seriously, obviously you are having fun with you... //Be sure to lose weight before the end of the year: Ahhh, Master, I won the prize! What is this Qingxin Mantra doing!

Eliminate distracting thoughts and firmly uphold original thoughts...

When Yu Cui saw these words, she immediately shook her whole body. She slowly moved her gaze from the screen of her phone and looked back at her palm again.

Yes, I wanted to make a report so strongly at the beginning of today. Didn’t it start with receiving the express delivery and stuffing this spell into my pocket?

But how is this possible? Isn’t the talisman just a feudal superstition? Is it firm in my belief that relying on a piece of talisman paper to have self-control... it’s too incredible?!

When Yu Cui thought about this, she felt that she was too conscious. She couldn't help but laugh awkwardly for her thoughts, and put the talisman paper on the armrest of the sofa.

The moment Fu Zhi took off her hand, an indescribable sense of fatigue suddenly swept over. Yu Cui felt that her originally sober mind was also silenced. She stood there and looked in the direction of the bathroom, and her thoughts of taking a shower were also paused.

It's past nine o'clock...it's still early...

Why do I wash up and go to bed so early? It’s better to watch a TV series before going there. The TV series I watched recently has been updated...

And I really want to have a midnight snack. Although I really want to lose weight, the crayfish takeaway nearby is really good. It should be nothing to eat crayfish occasionally...

She thought so, and at the same time, she clicked on the familiar takeaway app and chose three kilograms of garlic lobster. It was not until the second before placing the order that she was awakened by the sore muscles swimming on her arms.

What am I doing? I have worked so hard all day, but why did I fail again at this time?

The light of the mobile phone shone a little confused. She stood there silent for a long time before turning her head mechanically and her eyes fell on the light talisman paper on the handrail of the sofa in disbelief.

No! Yes!

****

When Yu Cui was excited to log in to the account to describe her experience, she realized that someone had already arrived one step faster than her, which caused the comment section below the lottery Weibo of Taicang Sect that was so shattered.

The Qingxin Curse lottery draw won a total of ten people, and the winners more or less got similar experiences to Yu Cui.

Procrastination is a very common scheming among contemporary people. After all, there are so many entertainment activities in life, and work and study are boring and hard. Except for a few people with extremely strong willpower, who dares to say that they can resist these temptations and be buried in boring things?

Therefore, the student party cried bitterly: [The tutor saw me: Oh my God, Buddha, Master, I am really Buddha, I am really Buddha, when I received the talisman paper, I laughed at the painting with my classmates, and it was ugly. I was about to take the postgraduate entrance examination, but I have been away from the state of being in a state of drowsy and fearful reading, and I was really worried that I would fail. Who knew that after I brought it, I listened to it with relish and did a whole book of questions! I felt that I suddenly understood a lot of things that I couldn't listen to! Thank you Master! I am confident now and decided to completely go to the Internet to review. When I succeeded in the postgraduate entrance examination, I will definitely come to fulfill my wish again! Please bless me!]

The working party lamented: [Mid-aged greasy salted fish:......... I have lived for more than 30 years. For the first time, I felt like a Young Pioneer. I used to save dirty clothes and smelly socks for two months and was too lazy to wash them every day. Now I open my eyes every day and want to work. My wife was moved and cried when she saw me washing clothes and cleaning. The pocket money doubled. The company leaders also praised me every day and even gave me a rumor, saying that I was serious about my work and stood out in the entire project team. A few days ago, I was attracted by the big leader because I was not young and might consider personnel changes at the end of the month to adjust it. What the hell is this Qingxin Mantra? It’s completely incredible.]

However, such comments can only make people amazed and congratulated each other. What really aroused heated discussion among netizens is a professional weight loss student who is like Yu Cui.

[Be sure to lose weight before the end of the year: To be honest, fans on the homepage know that I am a person who has no self-control. I have been talking about losing weight for so many years, but the signature of QQ is still "Midnight snack is my life". However, since I received this Qingxin Mantra, I don't know if it is a psychological effect. I actually had a fucking meal! I'm a meal! Night! Night! No! No! Eat! After get off work, I just want to have a gym! I just want to lift a bodyweight! I just want to swim! I just want to gain muscle! I hate exercise so much! I'm not in pain at all and am happy! I'm also very happy to eat fitness meals! Today I've lost my waist to 73cm! My face has been a whole circle! Now I'm extremely confident. I unilaterally announced that from today on I will be a disciple of Taicang Sect! As long as I can continue to lose weight, I will never betray the master!]

This weight loss professional is a funny internet celebrity with an influential influence on the Internet. She explained in detail the psychological changes she had after wearing the Qingxin Mantra on her homepage, and also accompanied by a photo of her body that had a visible change in her naked eyes after a few days of high-intensity exercise. There are pictures and truth. Except for a few doubts, all other fans were excited and flocked to the official blog of Taicang Sect.

***

After finally finishing the painting of another wave of new talismans that the junior brother copied, he was shocked by the sound of the news that the sounded one after another and almost couldn't hold the pen.

He opened the account and saw thousands of messages coming like a tsunami.

【Ahhhh, please ask for weight loss talisman, Master!!!】

[Master! Will the weight loss talisman be forwarded to the lottery?! It’s okay to buy it with money!!!]

[Is the rule here called Master? Then I will call me too, Master! Today it says it has exceeded 200 kilograms! Save the child!]

Unity: “…”

What the hell is the weight loss talisman? He was confused for a while, and after seeing clearly what was happening, he suddenly became silly.

How come the good mantra of clearing the heart became a weight loss talisman? Even though it was difficult to learn it to death, he was punished by his junior brother thousands of times. As a result, such a handsome name was changed by these people casually!

However, he was still very angry and was very welcome in doing business. When the sales were opened, he immediately opened a Taobao store to sell his own stockpile.

There are also voices of doubt. After all, in the era of technology, it is a fantasy to believe that a talisman can help people live a regular life with a talisman. But so what? What are the tricks that people who really want to lose weight have never tried? Is it scientific to take weight loss pills and diet? In addition, there are also lazy cancer patients who are deeply troubled by procrastination but have not had enough self-control to correct it urgently hope to change their lives. These people just hesitate and place an order to buy this life-saving straw. The price is not much expensive anyway. Even if they are cheated, they just pay an extra IQ tax.

***

Taicang Son, a strange company, has gradually become known on the Internet.

The offline believer, Uncle Zhao, also brought the incense burner he promised.

Wei Xi originally thought that what he was going to donate was just a small incense burner, but this believer was particularly pious and brought a large copper tripod that was more than one meter tall.

Shu Wanrong almost fainted when she saw this thing being transported to her door: "This, this thing is not going to be moved to the house, right?" Wouldn't the husband be so angry when he saw it when he came back?

Wei Xiduan looked at the size of the object and nodded to indicate that it was not feasible: "It is really not very appropriate to put it in the house."

As soon as Shu Wanrong felt relieved, she heard him say, "This incense burner is so grand that it should be placed at the entrance of the courtyard to be worshipped by incense. Just place it on the other side of the sect's stone tablet."

Shu Wanrong: “…………………”

Shu Wanrong watched the workers put the big incense burner at the entrance of the yard in despair, and almost saw the tragic situation of her husband hanging at the door of her house in the middle of the night.

At this time, Tuanjieyi contacted the express and sent the inventory to help. He then acted coquettishly beside his master and complained, and raised his high-profile Qingxin Mantra and was renamed by netizens as the weight loss talisman.

Wei Xi could not understand it, so he could only touch his head comfortably. The second disciple immediately looked over: "The Qingxin Mantra is originally to help practitioners strengthen their beliefs and eliminate distracting thoughts. It is of great use. Ordinary people only notice that it assists in weight loss. It is the reason why you practice too little and lack skills. Draw another 500 pictures, and you might make a breakthrough."

When Tuanjieyi heard that his junior brother was going to punish him to draw talismans again, he was so scared that he was so scared: "No! I have already drawn it skillfully!"

Wei Xi was also quite curious about how his great disciple, who was particularly stupid in practice, learned talismans. Seeing that he resisted his homework like this, he simply spread his hands: "Give me a picture of the Qingxin Mantra you drew."

There was a piece of stuffed in the pocket of Unity Yi that motivated him to ship the goods carefully, so he immediately took it out and gave it to him. Wei Xi took it and looked around. Apart from the ugly drawing, he couldn't see where it needed to improve.

He looked around and saw Shu Wanrong standing at the door staring at the incense burner with a dazed look on his face. He simply reached out and slapped the talisman on Shu Wanrong's back.

Shu Wanrong immediately became visible to the naked eye, and her eyes became energetic, as if she was very eager to do something.

Wei Xi asked him: "Wanrong, what do you want to do now?"

Shu Wanrong became more anxious when she heard his question. She trotted on the spot and replied eagerly: "I...I want...I want to do a spa!"

Wei Xi: “…………”

Wei Xi frowned and tore the talisman paper off her back. He looked around again. This time he saw Wei Chengshu, who was sitting on the herringbone ladder with a gloomy face, scrubbing the sect plaque, and then pressed it on Wei Chengshu's leg.

Wei Chengshu carried a rag and his newer large iron bucket, and his gloomy expression changed instantly. Wei Xi asked him: "Chengshu, what do you want to do?"

Wei Chengshu sat on the ladder with his legs spread apart, his lips stuttering, as if it was difficult to speak. After a while, he held his mouth tightly and said, "...I want to go racing and go to the bar."

Wei Xi frowned even more violently, and he tore off the talisman and gave it to his elder disciple: "The Qingxin Mantra helps people clear up distracting thoughts, but they don't want to water the flowers and wipe the signboards, and they just want to go out and play, which shows that they are indeed not very smart."

Unity: “…”

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