"Of course! Yes! Look for it! Tai! Kurakura! Son!"

In the quiet broadcast room, the old leaders sitting in front of the screen did not make any sound. Every inch of their dark and huge bags of eyes was filled with the marks of their insomnia these days. After a while, an old leader who led the lead bit the cigarette butt and took a deep breath, then raised his hand to stroke his almost bald forehead in the vicissitudes of smoke: "Xiao Gu..."

Mr. Gu sat at their feet and sobbed long.

Taicang Sect Headquarters—

After the passionate advertising slogan switched to the next shampoo broadcast, the lingering lines of the starring actors still lingered for a long time and could not be removed.

Chairman Wei Xi sat on the sofa and stared at the screen. His heart was so excited that it was not easy. Taicang Sect finally took this historic step.

No one spoke in the room. After Wei Xi was excited, he remembered that Wei Tianyi seemed to have been talking to him just now, but he didn't listen carefully at that time. He turned around and looked at the other party: "Tianyi, what did you say just now?"

Wei Tianyi: "..."

Wei Tianyi didn't look at him, and turned around with a blank expression. He stepped straight into the cold wind outside the door without even wearing a coat.

What's wrong with this world? He felt like he had a nightmare without warning. Now he urgently needed a little cold air to make himself sober.

Weixi: "?"

How did he perform this?

Wei Xi didn't figure it out, so he looked at Old Lady Wang. Although this believer is old, he is knowledgeable. He was also in the business world when he was young, and his business knowledge is very rich in the industry. Wei Xi's creative idea of ​​advertising for the sect was from her. In terms of military merit, she should have a heroic score.

The old lady Wang, the believer, was silent for a while in his eyes, then raised her hand and looked for the handrail of the middle sofa, and stood up tremblingly: "...I, I'd better go and incense for the Heavenly Lord."

The two left one after another. Neither the disciple nor the believers seemed to be happy about the first advertisement of their own sect. Wei Xi couldn't help feeling a little disappointed and wanted to ask his apprentice what was going on.

The second apprentice sat next to him with his face on his back. Seeing him looking at him, he didn't seem to want to speak very much, and his eyes were a little speechless.

Fortunately, at this time, the eldest disciple ran over with his cell phone and burst into tears: "Master! Master! Listen! Listen!"

On the other end of the phone, ghosts were crying and howling. The ghost employees of Taicang Sect were so excited that Uncle Shen even cried: "Master!!! We're on TV, wuwu!!!!"

Unity and Rebellion couldn't stop crying: "Master, how do you think my advertising slogan is written? In order to write it, I made a week of viral marketing planning cases with Fang Xiaojie, and I wrote such a simple and directly deeply rooted script. From now on, our Taicang Sect will definitely develop better and better!"

This is the normal reaction!

Wei Xi finally felt relieved. It seemed that the decision to advertise was indeed very correct. The popularity of his own sect must have soared to the sky from now on, and everyone in the world knew it. In this way, the future of incense is soaring and countless believers seems not too far away.

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It's not wrong to talk about his predictions. After all, at this time, countless question marks did occupy the real-time dynamic area—

【??????

【??????

[???Are there any viewers who were watching the xx channel together just now? Can you answer that the advertisement the poster just saw was not the poster's illusion?]

Starting from this question, the discussion sound exploded like a thunder tube igniting the lead and was out of control.

The most important thing is that the audience was shocked.

Think about it, when was the advertisement of Taicang Sect aired? What kind of program is the prime time? "Believe in Science"! What kind of audience are they watching "Believe in Science"? Everyone complains about the program, but this kind of "complaint" is just a joke. Whoever watches TV is not a fan of science while complaining about the fans? As a result, at the end of the program, these fans laughed and scolded the ragged program and deceived people's feelings. While reveling the truth of the program without any fantasy factors, they suddenly burst into pieces with a lot of feudal superstition at them.

How can this helpless audience digest?

Listen to what the ad slogan says - what to do if you are afraid of ghosts? What to do if you are afraid of monsters? What to do if your feng shui is not good at home?

No, let’s not talk about what your TV station is promoting. The content of this advertisement seems to be a Taoist temple promoting itself, but why are even Taoist temples starting to be promoted on TV these days!!! What’s going on in your industry?!

What’s even more weird is the following content, what is the Taicang Sect Haunted House Detective Center, what are these weird businesses?!

Netizens complained that it was very psychedelic here, and some people began to speculate that this was a spoof program created by the TV station. Who knew that netizens were so powerful that they searched and found that these industries they originally thought were actually existed. I won’t talk about the haunted house of Taicang Sect. In the circle of haunted house enthusiasts and the fun options of local young people in the capital, it has long been a check-in place for small internet celebrities. Even the detective center that most people have never heard of the name before, many customers who have visited the Internet have left traceable comments.

What are the remaining brokerage companies, health clubs, and you can also search for reasonable and legal registration certificates on industrial and commercial websites, and it seems that the business conditions are good and reasonable and legal.

The matter has developed here, which is enough to make people confused, but the most confusing thing is undoubtedly the ending of the ad.

The villain thanked the Taoists for introducing themselves to their jobs and transforming themselves into the winners of ghosts. What exactly did they want to express?

A netizen who was confused even left a comment and laughed: "Are you promoting the harmonious coexistence of humans and ghosts and striving together? Tears are like an inspirational recruitment story that promotes world peace. This is a public service advertisement."

Of course, after this comment caused a lot of hilariousness, no one would take it seriously. At the beginning, the surging complaints gradually subsided, and everyone's focus began to shift to what profound meaning this nonsensical advertisement contained.

What? You said this is really just a simple publicity advertisement? How is it possible! At the beginning, everyone was joking, but who doesn’t know how strict the standards for censoring feudal superstitions are these days? I won’t say that, what did you want to do if you spend a lot of effort to avoid censorship on TV? You don’t oppose human beings or countries, just to promote yourself to catch ghosts? Throughout the past five thousand years, who has seen such a crazy religion?

Netizens have strong logical self-consistent ability. After this advertisement was so popular that it was everywhere and he called countless reports that he had not received an official response, he finally figured out the causes and consequences with his strong brain ability.

The country doesn’t care, Taicang Sect has a backend.

Since Taicang Sect has a backstage, the country's move is definitely not unreasonable, and it is probably of great significance.

Many angry bloggers began to reasonably guess on the Internet: "Can this Taicang Sect be sent by the propaganda mouth, right?"

When everyone thinks, it makes sense. In recent years, the country has not been peaceful and I don’t know what’s going on. Perhaps it is the side effect of information explosion. News related to superstitions in various places suddenly emerges one after another. There are often many posts on the Internet that inexplicably say that they have encountered ghosts or fairies. Although these posts were quickly deleted by the supervision department in the end, as long as they are exposed, it will inevitably trigger a lot of discussion and accumulate them. It is really a big force.

Look, not long ago, the water level of Wushan Reservoir in the south sky skyrocketed, and many locals were excited to go online and rumored that they encountered Changyou mentioned in "Shan Hai Jing" and affirmed that the surge in the water level of their own reservoir must be related to this Changyou. After all, the ability of Changyou in "Shan Hai Jing" said that Changyou's ability is to cause floods, and it just happened to meet it.

You say that such people are speechless and silent. I believe that the myths and legends of "Shan Hai Jing" are really explained by the book, and the water level in Wushan Reservoir soared because of the long right. Could it be that the drought before Wuhua was caused by fat?

It's simply unwise!

There is also the last time the Dragon Shadow incident of the Yellow River, coupled with the heavy rains and floods in various areas of the downstream coastal areas. Although "Believe in Science" and various news media have actively dispelled the rumors, many people still wishfully believe in the "truth" they are willing to believe.

And more and more cults that are making trouble, all of them are doing evil under the banner of the right path in the world. For example, the cultivator who was arrested in Xinnan last time, I heard that what they secretly did was to destroy the relationship between husband and wife. In this way, there are still many old men and women in Xinnan who believe in them and practice hard to practice Qigong.

It is because of these people that the originally stable and developing society will cause great turmoil from time to time, which will cause panic among people from all walks of life.

Some science bloggers are speechless about the current situation, but unfortunately they have limited abilities. Don’t you see a column as big as "Believe in Science" that can’t make everyone believe in science. Isn’t they even smaller than it?

Thinking of this, everyone immediately realized that it was like this. Taicang Sect was a friendly army, no wonder he acted so weirdly!

TV advertising, official channels, and every corner of the country can be searched for. What a big platform? Instead of letting ordinary people from all walks of life who are not informed and have no cultural level and are easily deceived, it is better to recommend a serious and legal belief to them!

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This argument became increasingly tenable with the support of another argument that was discovered later.

A well-known animal science blogger quickly posted the latest modified animal protection list on the Internet and said happily: "Let's see what's more on it."

Netizens didn't understand at first, so they all forwarded the jokes and laughed wildly after seeing them.

"What the hell is the bladder that explodes? Hahahaha!!!"

"The special protected animal, Qinglong, hahahaha!!!"

"No problem! Celebrating Qinglong's name to correct himself! Three days after forwarding this comment, I drew a 666 red envelope from a dragon's successor."

"It's nothing wrong, what's wrong with Qinglong? Why is it a super-class protected animal at the moment, one level higher than my giant panda. Panda fans are very dissatisfied with [Dog Head]!"

"May it! You pandas are really shameless. You are not confident in competing with our Qinglong! Once our Qinglong comes, your national treasure will probably not be able to sit steadily!"

"That's right, pheasants from wherever they come from dare to be here, so hurry up and find a chicken cage to lock them up. Our Qinglong has been standing firmly in the C position for thousands of years. Why can't we beat your panda?"

"23333 I didn't expect that the first super-class protected animal in the founding country would be elected by Qinglong. Just by looking at the level of cherishing, hahahahaha!"

"Wai Guoren: '??? You actually have dragons???'"

"National: I'm very happy this time!"

The popular science bloggers themselves laughed so hard: "Taicang is a cult, so that the cult has no way out. Treat feudal superstition in this way! Taicang Sect is very ojbk!"

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Unity was a little panicked at the beginning. After the advertisement was broadcast, a large number of strange accounts that were shocked to the point of being speechless came from the bottom of Weibo, which scolded them for promoting feudal superstitions, and also kept saying that they would report them to some situation. The social response was completely different from what he expected.

He didn't dare to tell his master about this, so he could only discuss it with his junior brother, but he only looked at him with a mentally retarded look.

Unity and Rebellion was very hurt. After searching the Internet for review, I finally realized that something was wrong. Contemporary society is no longer the era when the whole nation was illiterate and praying to God and Buddha. The core socialist values ​​shine everywhere. Even the serious Buddhist and Taoist religions were sneered by many young people. This small sect that emerged suddenly could not convince the public.

He was feeling sad, but the limelight suddenly changed. Those accounts that had cursed their own sect before called back and shot them back. All the contents left this time became friendly apology-

"Hahaha, sorry, I'm sorry, I was impulsive and didn't recognize it as a friendly army. I took back my forty-meter-long sword and slapped my head."

"Send pasta to friendly forces. Friends are wronged. Friends work hard and strive to win the trust of the world."

Unity: “???”

How many meanings does this mean?

There is also a science blogger in the comment section who had left a deep impression on him before. It really caused a lot of bloody storm just now.

The blogger deleted the comment he had previously condemned, and the one that was pushed to the highest was replaced by another one - "Believe in science and oppose the meaningless prayer for gods and Buddhas. Friends have a long way to go, and we have to continue working hard."

Unity and Rebellion were very confused, and he was scolded before, so he couldn't help but reply to him: "What are you talking about? Of course, our sect is dedicated to the gods. Have you not seen the top? The one who worships the Heavenly Lord of the Dao!"

The blogger who was beginning to be particularly hostile at this time had a vague and intimate repost: "I understand, I understand, I understand, I know, I believe in science, and I believe in the Daotianzun. Without saying much, I am the first to believe it!"

The next post is forwarded hahaha. To be honest, whoever knows a little about religion, who doesn’t know that there has never been such a god like Daotianzun in ancient times? The play of this friendly army of Taicang Sect is so deep that it even cooperates with them to fight.

So after a farce, many netizens' homepages began to browse the topic of #Believe in Science, Believe in the Taoist Heavenly Lord#, and the magical advertisements of Taicang Sect that were forwarded wildly, the popularity suddenly surpassed countless stars and became a strange scene.

Unity: “???”

After being happy, Wei Xi finally remembered to ask his apprentice how the market feedback was.

Unity Yi looked at the increasing number of accounts of the self-proclaimed believers in Taicang Sect on his phone and the number of fans whose speed of growth was almost unscientific. After a while, he could only summarize this as: "It seems very enthusiastic. For some reason, everyone is responding actively."

Wei Xi had no idea about this and nodded with satisfaction: "It seems that there is no mistake in our business direction. You said that, Que'er."

Shuo Zong: "..."
To be continued...