100, chapter one hundred(2/3)
Wei Tianyi was questioned by him, but he was not guilty at all. He roared angrily, "What's wrong with me hitting him? Not only did I hit him, I also want to beat you!"
Weixi: "?"
However, under the sight of the second disciple behind Wei Xi's abyss, Wei Tianyi's raised arm did not dare to fall, and in the end he just retracted his hand and snorted coldly.
"A bastard, it doesn't count on the smoke and fire at home. I know how to pretend to be a ghost every day. The braised pythons used to lie to me, Fei Yi, I didn't care about you, you really treat me as a fool, right? Now I've created another Yingyu, I think you look more like Yingyu!"
Shuo Zong: "..."
Unity: “…”
Unity and Yi was scolded a little aggrieved, and showed the fish's wings: "Who lied to you? Isn't it a win fish able to grow this thing?"
"What are you growing? Wings?" Wei Tianyi became even more angry when he saw the pair of meat wings. "Is it very strange to grow wings? The xx fast food brand's Qixing broiler can feed hormones. One chicken can grow three pairs of wings. Why don't you catch one and come back as a phoenix to eat?!"
Unity: “…”
Shuo Zong: "..."
Shu Wanrong breathed a sigh of relief and quickly believed her husband's theory: "I said, why do you look so strange? It turns out that it was fed from hormones."
Wei Chengshu's gloomy expression finally couldn't maintain it anymore, and there was a deep confusion in his eyes, and he couldn't figure it out.
What's true? Isn't it a rumor that the xx brand's Qixing broiler? Is there really a hormone in the world that can make animals grow wings?
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However, the Wei couple, especially Wei Tianyi, firmly did not believe in the popular science in the articles that refute rumors.
He is a contemporary successful person who firmly supports materialism. He is knowledgeable and has been deceived by a scammer in the world. He has already fallen into the gutter after he has learned from his mistakes. How could he believe that there are things like Yingyu in the world? They must be made of hormones!
Even though the so-called Yingyu was cooked with an amazing aroma, he still kept holding on without touching it.
In the end, Shu Wanrong was too swayed by the fragrance. She took a sip carefully regardless of the threat of hormones, and was shocked by the more delicate meat in her mouth than the grouper. The fat and soft fish meat was soft, sweet and tender, so fresh that it seemed to explode on the taste buds. Even if it was steamed, it would not taste the slightest fishy smell.
Her expensive wife who doesn't have to worry about spending, hasn't eaten anything good in so many years? However, after counting her life experience, it is the first time she has encountered such a special taste.
Her eyes were circulating, her face was shocked, and she couldn't help but sigh in her heart - the hormones are so amazing now!
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Not long after, the loyal believers of Taicang Sect walked up the door together. The first group of Mrs. Wang and Mrs. Liu who invited the Heavenly Lord to return to the Heavenly Lord were here to fulfill their vows this time. After the Vows were in full bloom, they thanked Wei Xi with gratitude: "Xiaoxi, this Heavenly Lord in your temple is really spiritual. Not long after I invited the Heavenly Lord home, my athlete's foot was cured. My friend's constipation has been cured now. I really don't know how to thank you."
Before Wei Xi could speak, Wei Tianyi, who came back from get off work at the door to take off his coat, made a sound. Wei Tianyi felt speechless. It was ridiculous to ask the gods to go back to cure constipation in athlete's foot. What's going on now? I believe science is not good when I get sick: "Aunt Wang, what's the use of treating athlete's foot and worshiping gods? You should buy medicine for athlete's foot!"
Old Mrs. Wang: "I bought it, I've bought it long ago."
Wei Tianyi was even more helpless: "That was cured by athlete's foot medicine. It has nothing to do with what the Dedao Tianzun."
Old Mrs. Wang looked at him with disagreement: "Without the Heavenly Lord of the Dao, can that athlete's foot medicine work?"
Others don’t know, but she doesn’t know yet? The chronic disease of athlete’s foot has been entangled with her for more than ten years, and she doesn’t know what the cause is. No matter how medicine is used, she really has no choice but to choose to go astray. As a result, she asked the Daotianzun to do this. Hey, it’s really awesome. She also took medicine, but the lesions were naturally eliminated.
At first, the family members complained about her worshipping the Taoist Heavenly Lord, but later they saw the real effect and finally stopped talking. In addition, after Mrs. Wang recovered from her health, in addition to her own illness, she would sometimes pray for the health of her family members.
So I don’t know if it was because of the appearance of the Heavenly Lord of the Tao. Her family’s granddaughter was not in a womb and she was always weak. She would have to get sick every winter. But this year she was still alive and didn’t even sneeze.
The family members are completely convinced now. Now they are more diligent incense than her. They do not forget to make fresh braised pork every day, just hoping that the Heavenly Lord can always protect their peace.
But Wei Tianyi didn't know the inside story. When he heard Mrs. Wang's answer, he could only use "………………” to express his complicated mood.
He really didn't blame him for his mistakes. These people who believe in Weixi's devils are indeed crazy. Isn't this a ready-made one?
Wei Tianyi was petty and was still worried about the incident of the hormone Yingyu a few days ago. Seeing this, he couldn't help but get angry: "It's no help, it's all gone."
How could these idiots believe in those false things? What a mess that made him feel so bad. It was not until he saw the latest issue of "Believe in Science" forwarded by his friend on WeChat Moments that he felt better.
The content summary of the new episode is very eye-catching - "Shocked! Cities east of the Yellow River suddenly suffer from floods! The city entering the sea has unreasonably welcomed a typhoon in winter! Citizens along the river have captured mysterious dragon shadows! Is the real dragon appearing, is it the collapse of science or the distortion of the camera? The "Believe in Science" team risked their lives to reveal the secret for you!"
Wei Tianyi was shocked at first, Long?! How is it possible? But when I read the comments, I calmed down. The ones under the official account were full of scoldings-
"Real name insults this show! I took off my pants and let me watch this!?"
"Bad reviews! The first 45 minutes were all laid the groundwork, the atmosphere was so high and mysterious, and he also taught us how weird the typhoon was for a long time, and he also talked about the significance of real dragons to the country and nation. I was going to visit him, but in the last five minutes he told me that the one I was photographed was a water snake?!"
"23333 is indeed the usual style of "Believe in Science". It's really naive to have expectations."
"The old audience who have been slapped in the face 101 times swears here that I will never believe the nonsense of the program team anymore."
Wei Tianyi snorted coldly, what unrealistic things are these foolish guys looking forward to?
His mentality was different from those viewers, like a pure and flawless white lotus in the slutty bitch. Thinking of this, he immediately gave the program team a big praise and replied-
"That's right! Thank you for your hard work in the program team. There is nothing wrong with telling the truth to maintain science! What's more, I know that if you think about it, how could there be such a dragon in the world! Don't pay attention to those stupid voices. My great country is not wise. Your popular science activities are indeed a long way to go. Please keep working hard!"
After posting this comment, he didn't care about how other netizens scolded him. He quickly turned off his official account and turned to his eldest son who was still dragging his motherland. He cursed coldly: "It's embarrassing."
Wei Xi had no time to pay attention to his resentment, because Mr. Gu, who had been away for many days, finally called him.
Mr. Gu’s voice on the other end of the phone was a little weak, as if he hadn’t been able to sleep for several days, but it brought about great news.
Wei Xi hung up the phone and showed a rare look of joy. When the believer Wang saw it, he naturally asked curiously: "Xiao Wei, what's the matter?"
Wei Tianyi heard Wei Xi say to her: "It's nothing. I took an advertisement before, but now I can finally get it."
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Wei Tianyi was stunned. At this time, he had forgotten the information he had received before the physical examination: "Advertisement??"
Old Mrs. Wang was also very surprised when she heard this: "It was indeed a great joy. The review is so strict now. It is not easy to pass an advertisement."
Wei Xixin said that wasn't it. Fei Lao was so excited that he immediately turned on the TV with the remote control and waved his hand to signal Duanjieyi: "Hurry, hurry up, I know that the fellow Taoists of the association and our company's employees."
Unity and Yi quickly received the order. Not only did he go to inform his friends, but he also quickly opened his phone and sent a happy news to his fans. Weixi turned on the TV to the comprehensive channel and started to check in according to the information provided by Mr. Gu. Old Mrs. Wang saw the Taiwan logo: "Awesome, Xiaowei, it's still the official channel. It's the prime viewing time? Is the advertising space in this stage not easy to grab."
Wei Xi nodded, which showed that Mr. Gu's leader was really concerned about it.
Old Mrs. Wang asked more at this time: "By the way, Xiaowei, what advertisement did you shoot?"
Wei Xi thought about it and summarized: "It is some businesses in the sect that have complex content, but they still focus on recruiting workers."
Mrs. Wang didn't understand, recruiting workers? What kind of workers are Taicang Sect recruiting? Wei Tianyi reacted quickly. He knew that his son usually did a lot of strange businesses, such as haunted houses, and it was a good way to expand his popularity and recruit workers on TV.
It happened to be a coincidence that the recent episode of "Believe in Science" was broadcast on TV at this time. The most intense and exciting scene has passed. The program is about to end. The mysterious dragon shadow photographed in the lower reaches of the Yellow River is revealed, which made Old Mrs. Wang amazed: "I didn't expect it, I really didn't expect it."
"I didn't expect anything. I've guessed that it was the truth. Only those who don't understand will think about it." Wei Tianyi felt that everyone was drunk and I was awake. After beating the feudal old lady, she did not forget to warn her son, "I saw it, a bastard, I advise you to stop at this time, read more of this kind of program, learn scientific knowledge, figure out the voice that the country wants to express, and close your messy sect sooner."
Old Mrs. Wang widened her eyes: "Don't talk nonsense, how could Taicang Sect be a mess? The Heavenly Lord of the Dao is obviously very powerful."
Wei Tianyi's face was so bad: "What a spirit? I think you are stubborn. Look, if you continue to promote feudal superstition like this, I will sooner or later report him to the forbidden justice."
As he spoke, he pointed to a department in the list of the ending slogan of "Believe in Science": "Did you see this department, this TV, and this station, just treat you!"
As the words fell, the screen in front of me was filled with tears, and the picture of "Believe in Science" was finally completely over, and advertising time was entered.
Old Mrs. Wang took out her cell phone to take a photo: "Here's here!"
Wei Tianyi also stood next to the sofa with great majesty, looking at him with his eyes. He was so upset just now that he was in a little better mood.
Yes, just do business well and do it in a straight and steady manner. No matter what you do, you have to follow the core socialist values to gain mainstream recognition. As for what mainstream recognition, "Believe in Science" that just ended is already the best example.
He lowered his eyes and thought about this, but suddenly he felt something was wrong. What sound was coming from the TV?
Wei Tianyi immediately came back to his senses and swept towards the screen, followed by a long-term: "…………”
On the huge screen, a group of Taoist priests in Taoist robes were chanting spells with magical instruments. In the background music room, I didn’t know what kind of ghost songs were singing. The Taoist priests were very busy and were fighting with a group of suspected villains.
The villains were scattered and scattered, covered in black air, and had a ferocious face, floating everywhere, unlike the image of a human being.
The fight scene was extremely intense, but the Taoist priests mainly had the upper hand. These Taoist priests looked very beautiful and their movements were very casual. One sword and one sword, and in a blink of an eye the opponents who rushed forward were poking the enemy.
The picture is full of no end, and people are confused. They almost think it is a promotional film for a new drama. At this time, the camera suddenly turned around, and a handsome Taoist priest turned his head and looked at the camera. His sexy voice was magnetically hoarse: "What should I do if I am afraid of ghosts?"
The camera shifted and turned to the next dark-skinned but equally handsome Taoist priest. He asked lazily: "What should I do if I am afraid of a demon?"
A young Taoist priest who described his handsome appearance behind him asked with a smile: "What should I do if the feng shui at home is not good?"
When the camera was far away, both sides shouted in unison while fighting: "Of course! Yes! Look for it! Tai! Kurakura! Son!"
Narrator: “Taicang Sect! Thousand-year Sect! A long history! A well-known trademark! Sixty-two generations passed down to this day! Trustworthy!”
Taoists: "What should I do if I have nowhere to go on weekends?"
“What should I do if the date is not novel enough?”
"What should I do if I have experienced the stimulation of the experience?"
While fighting, both sides shouted in unison again: "Of course! Yes! Look for! Tai! Kurakura! Zong!"
Narrator: "Taicang Son! Advanced haunted house! Strong investment! Changeable theme! Excellent staff! In-place service!"
Taoists: "What should I do if my partner has no evidence of cheating?"
"What should I do if I worry about being cheated?"
"What should I do if I have nowhere to start when I fight against counterfeiting rights?"
He shouted in unison: "Of course! Yes! Look for! Tai! Kurakura! Son!"
Narrator: "Taicang Son! Legal tax payments! Legal investigation! Public places! Guaranteed to be in the sun! Never infringe on **!"
Bar, bar, bar.
After a while of chanting, the Taoist priests' opponents were finally defeated and fell to the ground with their chests dying. The camera was closer. Looking at their crooked eyes, it was basically confirmed that they were ghosts.
To be continued...