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Chapter 468 Diarrhea?(1/2)

"What? What did you say! The Eighteen Empire coalition forces, when they heard the sound of the Tang Dynasty drums, all fled?"

The emperor's roar came out of the camp.

The guards around couldn't help but shrink their necks when they heard the emperor's roar.

Through the camp, they could all feel the emperor's aura.

Terrifying.

fear.

And within the tent.

Han Yu also stood there tremblingly, facing the emperor's questioning and roaring, he could only grit his teeth and replied: "Yes, Your Majesty."

"How dare these eighteen empires? Where did you get the brain??"

The emperor slapped the table.

That's so angry.

He also thought of retreating tomorrow, luring the Eighteen Empires into the Holy Gran Empire, and then giving all the territory of the Holy Gran Empire to these Eighteen Empires.

Then he can return to the Tang Dynasty.

But unexpectedly.

These eighteen empires can't be so successful...

He actually heard the sound of drums from the Tang Dynasty and ran away!!

It is obvious that these eighteen empires have never fought with the Tang Dynasty.

What are you afraid of for no reason?

It's really a bunch of waste!!

The more I think about the emperor, the more angry he becomes. He is completely discomfortable, and his chest is rising and falling.

Han Yu, who was standing beside him, lowered his head and did not dare to speak, but just looked at the emperor from time to time.

I was calculating silently in my heart.

This is clearly what Your Majesty did.

His Majesty was so angry, as if all this had nothing to do with His Majesty...

Is Your Majesty providing cover for those secret forces?

Your Majesty doesn't want others to know the existence of those secret forces?

No problem, it must be like this.

Since that's the case, he just pretended not to know anything.

Han Yu thought, lowered his head silently, said nothing, and pretended to be dead.

The emperor vented for half an hour before the end. He lay weakly on the chair, his eyes were dull.

Seeing this, Han Yu asked carefully: "Your Majesty, what should our army do now?"

The emperor turned his head slightly to look at Han Yu for a long time, spoke slowly, and said weakly: "What else can I do? Wait, see what the situation is in the eighteen empires!"

It means no need to withdraw troops?

Han Yu nodded, indicating that he understood, bowed to the emperor, and slowly took his leave as the emperor waved his hand.

While leaving, he was thinking about the emperor's acting skills, which was really good.

This is like the emperor really doesn't know that this is done by the "dark forces".

Very strong acting.

It's worth his study.

...

Han Yu left the emperor's camp and asked all the soldiers to finish the work and end the drama.

The order was passed, and the soldiers who were bored acting took back all the weapons at hand and returned to the camp in a daze.

Suddenly, the Tang Dynasty military camp returned to tranquility again, as if nothing had happened.

In contrast, the Eighteen Empire Alliance Army camp...

Empty.

Only the soldiers of the Tang Dynasty were heading to the military camp to move things.

The scene of the confrontation between the two armies was so funny that it was broken...

...

The next morning.

On the edge of the plains.

The Eighteen Empires gathered together again and set up a new military camp.

Eighteen emperors or queens gathered in a camp.

At this moment, each of them looked very good-looking, some were very embarrassed, some were very gloomy, some were pretending to be nothing, and there were mixed flavors.

Emperor Wuzi sat high on his head, looked at these people with a long look, and said, "Tell me, what's going on with your troops? Do you know that you delayed the fighter plane? This emperor also wanted to lead his army to deal with the Tang Empire, but found that you all ran away. Tell me, what's going on!"

Of course he couldn't say that he had escaped.

The group ran faster than him, and his tent was at the end.

He can make up whatever he wants.

Anyway, this group of people don't know.

On the contrary, this group of people can be treated as deserters.

He couldn't easily reveal it!

None of the seventeen people knew what to say. Look at me, I look at you, but none of them spoke first.

Finally hesitated for a long time.

A great emperor stood up and said a little embarrassedly: "Actually...in fact, this is just an accident. I heard that the soldiers of our army were all ill and were afraid of defiling the tent, so I specially led the army out to get diarrhea so that the odor would float to you."

Take the army to get diarrhea???

Can you tell this excuse??

The other seventeen people turned dark, but they didn't expect this person to be so shameless.

Even such words can be said.

Emperor Wuzi said with a dark face, "What about the savage? Your army is three million, right? Today I will leave this in this regard. If you don't find the savage of the 3 million army, I will be unable to get along with you!"

"This...this..."

"What is this? Go and find it!!"

"Well, it's gone. Our army lacked food and grass in the morning. All the sparse were eaten up. It's gone and it can't be found..."

“???”

Emperor Wuzi's face turned dark.

The other sixteen people's faces were all black.

Where did this person get his face?

It was really a matter of being done with strange reasons.

And ate them all.

Your soldiers are so awesome?

Do you think your soldiers came from the Syrian Empire?

Emperor Wuzi didn't want to see this shameless anymore, and his eyes fell on the other sixteen people.

Seeing this, the sixteen people started to speak out and shirked away.

"Emperor Wuzi, our army saw that his army came out to get diarrhea, and thought that there were diarrhea and they came out together..."

“So too, so are we…”

"We are different. We just came out to see that they had diarrhea..."

“…”

Emperor Wuzi: "???"

Are you used to nonsense?

One person with diarrhea has solved the problem of tens of millions of deserters??

Emperor Wuzi had a dark face and didn't know what to say.
To be continued...
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