Chapter 11 Why Don't Men Bring Wu Hooks
Awesome people are similar, but miserable people are different.
Liu Yixuan had never dreamed of traveling through time, nor was he willing to return to a certain dynasty in his previous life to live. However, what disappointed him was that he actually existed in such a time and space.
When he first came to the Song Dynasty, Liu Yixuan had to do the first thing he had to do was to learn to adapt. Fortunately, Liu Yixuan was a student of the archaeology department and had some understanding of ancient life. In addition to the influence of various film and television dramas, it was not difficult to quickly adapt to the rhythm of life in the Song Dynasty.
Liu Yixuan is now a prince from the prime minister country and lives the life of the second generation of officials he has always dreamed of. Although his father from the Northern Song Dynasty has no good looks all day long, as long as he doesn't meet him, his life will still be beautiful.
"Young Master, you're up!" The young follower was named "Promoted". Seeing that Liu Yixuan had gotten up so early, he hurried over to serve him.
Liu Yixuan stood at the door, stretched his waist wide, and said to the promotion: "Well, why did you get up so early?"
"The young men are servants. When he was not bright, he was called out by Butler Liu. Because the master wanted to go to the morning court, the servants got up very early. Master, I'll wipe your face, right?"
"No, no, I will still know how to wipe my face. Just call the water!"
Following Liu Yixuan's instructions, he went to the well and poured water into the basin. Liu Yixuan washed it and felt refreshed. He took a towel and asked him to dry his face and waited for him to wash and dress up.
"Young Master, sit down, I'll comb your hair!"
"Ah? No need to worry, I'll do it myself!" Liu Yixuan felt that it was awkward to serve people. He was originally a proletariat and had never used anyone else. He suddenly lived a life of "clothing and food to open his mouth" and he really couldn't adapt.
"How can that work? In the past, I was a young man who served you to comb your hair, so how could you let you do it yourself? Besides, the young master has never combed himself, and you may not be able to do this job!"
After hearing this, Liu Yixuan felt that what he said was right. When he came to the Song Dynasty, he suddenly had such long hair, which really added a lot of burden to his head. Since he was in their mansion, then follow the customs.
When he was promoted, he used a wooden comb to straighten out Liu Yixuan's long hair, then he pulled out a bun to the top, tied it carefully with a tie, and took out a red gold thread to apply it on his forehead, and put it on the root of his hair along his forehead. Then he took out a long gown that he usually wore to dress Liu Yixuan neatly.
"Oh, look, you guys, you guys are so good at me like a little wife. You ancient people are really troublesome!"
"Young Master, look at what you said! You are the young master of the prime minister, so you naturally cannot be compared with the children of ordinary families. You must be generous and decent in this way, so that the young master's cultivation and identity can be shown!"
"Is that so? I didn't expect you, a servant, to understand these principles?"
"The young man didn't understand these things. He listened to the old lady's chant all day long, and then he learned a few words!"
After Liu Yixuan was dressed up, he asked again for promotion and said, "Why didn't you get rich? Where did he go?"
"He is waiting for an errand outside the second gate. Why, you want to see him, young master?"
"Yes, go and call him here quickly. I have something to look for him."
When he heard that Liu Yixuan was calling him Facai, he didn't know what he was doing, so he had to run outside the second gate to call Facai. After a while, the two of them returned to Liu Yixuan's courtyard together.
"Young Master, what instructions do you have to ask for a young man?" Facai asked.
"Have you got all the things I told you yesterday?" Liu Yixuan asked hurriedly when he saw that he had made a fortune.
When Facai saw the young master asking him, he frowned and said hesitantly: "Young Master, you have got the things you want, but I am worried that if the master finds out, I want it again..."
"Well, what are you afraid of? We only play in the backyard, and we don't have to practice with him. How could he know? Don't worry!"
The promotion was also confused when he was listening. He didn't know what his young master was going to do, so he asked: "Young Master, what are you asking you to find something? It's so mysterious?"
"Nothing, just ask him to find some swords, guns, swords and halberds, and bows and arrows!"
"What do you want those things? You are a student in the Imperial College, not a martial artist in the military camp. What do you want to do for those things?" When the promoted official heard that his son was looking for some weapons, he didn't know what he was going to do. Could it be that he suffered a loss in fighting with Tai Shi Zhu's son that day and wanted to take the weapons to fight him to the death?
"From today, I will learn martial arts! Get rich, and bring me all the weapons you have found!"
"Learn martial arts? Young Master, don't joke. You are a scholar, how can you fight and kill? Besides, your butt is just right, so it's not advisable to exercise too much!"
"What do you know! I'm going to prepare for the future. Haven't you heard that the Jin soldiers are going to fight? Even the princess has gone to the battlefield, how can I retreat? As far as I know, it won't take long to take the Jin soldiers to besiege Bianliang. If a war starts, he will not have a self-defense skill. Wouldn't you be the ghost under the sword of the Jin people? You two should practice with me. Once you learn martial arts well, we can go to the battlefield and kill the enemy together!" Liu Yixuan was full of confidence. He naturally knew the direction of history in the future, but he could not come to the Northern Song Dynasty in vain. He also planned to go to the battlefield to kill the enemy and make achievements so that he could leave a name in history!
"Young Master, you are talking nonsense again. How could the Jin people besiege Bianliang? Bianliang is the capital of the Song Dynasty. If the Jin people come, there will be an imperial guard outside the city fighting with them. There is no need for us to go into battle to kill the enemy. I think it is better for the young master to be at peace!" The promotion tried hard to persuade.
"Okay, stop talking. Tell you that you don't understand. Get rich, bring my weapons!"
When the two of them were promoted and Caicai, they saw that it was useless to persuade him, so they had to obey his wishes. Caicai hurriedly ran to the warehouse in the backyard and took out a spear and a steel knife.
"Young Master, I've got you what you want!"
"Why are these two? Where is the sword? Where is the bow and arrow?" Liu Yixuan was obviously a little disappointed when he saw that he got rich, and he brought a rusty iron spear and a machete with a gap on the blade. This is not like the things used by heroes in the TV series. I want to use these ragged guys to kill the enemy, so why don't people laugh?
"Young Master, the servants in our mansion who guard the house have no swords or bows. It's just this broken knife, or I have been talking for a long time before I got it! You can just make do with it!"
"This... this is too bad! Just this broken knife is hard to chop wood, how can it be used to kill the enemy?" Liu Yixuan picked up the steel knife, and the more he looked at it, the more he disliked it.
"Isn't there a gun? If you grind the tip of this gun, you may even stab a cucumber, eggplant or something. You just need to use it, and you won't let you go to the battlefield anyway!" said the rich and kind-hearted advice.
Chapter completed!