Chapter 15: Avengers 4: I'm Not a Tumor
"bite!"
In Cleveland, Black Widow just shot a monster and suddenly a crisp sound came from the smart bracelet on her wrist.
Black Widow put the pistol back into the gun box on the outside of her thigh, clicked on the smart bracelet, and a wizard's message suddenly sounded: "Natasha, I am the wizard Su Jin. Today, I opened a Starbucks cafe on Fifth Avenue in New York. You are welcome to support me. All coffee can be drunk for free."
Black Widow: "???"
All the superheroes are busy saving the world, but you are the only one who runs to open Starbucks?
Is the gap between superheroes so big?
Black Widow felt very unbalanced.
"Ding, ding, ding..."
With a series of comments, psychological imbalances have increased Nebula, Bruce, Rocket Raccoon, War Machines and others.
SHIELD, Captain America looked at his smart bracelet, thought about the life the wizard lives now, and then looked at his endless work, and suddenly felt sad.
This fucking...
Is it a person who can live?
On a sunny afternoon, Su Jin sat by the window of his Starbucks, holding a newspaper in his hand, and a cup of smoke-curling coffee in front of him.
"Welcome!" At this time, the crisp voices of beautiful waiters suddenly sounded at the door. Su Jin turned his eyes and saw the Thunder God rushing over and sitting next to him.
"Witcher, what are you doing for buying a cafe?"
Su Jin said: "I think it's not good to be an otaku all the time, so you should find something to do."
"If you don't want to be an otaku, then go and fight monsters. Isn't this more interesting than running a Starbucks?" Thunder God said.
"I'm not in the mood to save the world for the time being. What's the matter with you suddenly running back?" Su Jin asked.
"Isn't it because of your message?" Thor picked up the coffee in front of Su Jin and fucked it all in one breath: "Think about it, we are on the front line of resisting monsters and killing each other, but someone is drinking coffee and reading newspapers in the safe area. Who can stand it?"
Su Jin was silent for a long time and said, "You guys have too unstable will..."
"The sun is so good, I may be infected by you." Thor said lazily, lying on the soft sofa seat.
Su Jin: "..."
"Don't talk nonsense, your laziness has nothing to do with me."
Half an hour later, when Black Widow came to the Starbucks, just as she entered the door, she saw two salted fish basking in the sun in front of the huge floor-to-ceiling window, one holding a Playboy magazine in her hand and the other holding a man's outfit in her hand.
Black Widow: "…"
I don’t know why, but I get angry when I see this scene.
"Natasha, what are you drinking?" Su Jin said with a smile at her.
Two days later, SHIELD.
A female agent hurried into the director's office and shouted: "Director, Director, something is wrong."
"Where are monsters appearing?" Steve asked irritably, almost pulling his hair into the Mediterranean.
"No monsters appear..."
"What's wrong with you shouting if there is no monster in the air?" Steve got angry and scolded angrily.
The female agent was so scared that his heart shivered and said hurriedly: "We detected that all the superheroes who completed the mission did not return to S.H.E.L.D., nor did they go to other places to maintain peace. Instead, they went to the same place. Two days passed and they never came out of there."
Steve thought of something in a trance and asked tentatively: "Is it a Starbucks?"
The female agent said in surprise: "Is this your arrangement?"
I'll make a big deal! Steve reached out and patted his face, saying, "Arrang a car for me, I'll go to that cafe now."
"Lazy, it's true that it's contagious." In Starbucks, Su Jin looked at the superheroes scattered on different tables, like salted fish, and looked helpless.
He really doesn't want to be a cancer! He doesn't want to drag SHIELD back! But these superheroes are not good at it. After seeing him so leisurely, they don't want to work hard for the American people.
It's really a world of decline.
"Vivian, please give me another cappuccino." Black Widow put her straight legs on the table, her back against the soft pillow, shouting loudly.
"Hey, here we come." Vivian took a tray from the waiter and turned around and walked towards the location where Black Widow was.
Looking at the sweat stains on Vivian's forehead, Su Jin suddenly felt a little regretful.
If they had known that they would stay here and not leave, they would have not promised to be free forever.
It's fucking, it seems like my own store is just for them. Every day, I eat and live for free, and I think I'm home.
Outside Starbucks, Steve just arrived at the gate and saw through the glass window one, two three four five six seven eight... A salted fish lying lazily on the leather sofa, drinking coffee, basking in the sun, and chatting.
I don’t know how to describe my mood at this moment. Steve’s emotions were really complicated. There seemed to be a voice in his heart that kept wandering back and forth, roaring: “Damn, the whole world is in dire straits now, monsters are constantly eroding the living space of human beings. Are you superheroes still drinking coffee leisurely here?”
Captain America was very angry, but the consequences... didn't seem to be very serious either.
First of all, he cannot hold the wizard accountable, and secondly, he has to take care of the emotions of the members of S.H.I.E.L.D., what can he do? If he really thinks that the name of a director is in his hands, he can become the king of these superheroes?
"Hi, good afternoon everyone." Steve opened the door and walked in, waved and said.
Hearing his voice, the superheroes affiliated with SHIELD suddenly felt their hearts tightened and they quickly corrected their sitting posture. They felt like their children skipped class and were caught by their parents.
"Director Steve, good afternoon, long time no see you." Su Jin glanced at the few people who looked like good babies, laughed in his heart, and took the initiative to walk over and greet him.
Steve hugged him and said, "Congratulations to the new store for opening, Mr. Wizard."
"Thank you, what to drink?" Su Jin said.
"I won't drink coffee anymore. There are still many things in the bureau that I need to deal with. Dear colleagues, how about returning to S.H.I.E.L.D.?" Captain America asked Black Widow and the others.
Black Widow and others stood up obediently, and no one raised any objections to this.
"Mr. Wizard, let's say goodbye first." Steve said to Su Jin.
Su Jin nodded and said with a smile: "Go and do your business. When you have time in the future, you can come here to have a cup of coffee at any time. Our Starbucks will be free for everyone from S.H.E.L.D.."
Captain America: "…"
Chapter completed!