Chapter 2253 Brother Fu, have your eyes entered the sand?
At this moment, Mr. Xiong was already flying to Su An with a wild catfish weighing more than 30 pounds!
Slap, fuck!
The big catfish in its arms was very lively and vigorously, twisting its fat body hard. The water from its tail shook Su An's face...
He was also stunned and did not dare to reach out to wipe it - after all, Mr. Xiong is a monster!
Hearing Fu Yang's words, the fat cat snorted unhappily: "Okay OK OK! I know. Just kid Fu, you have a lot of trouble. Forget it, for your classmate's sake, this catfish will be eaten directly."
As he said that, it opened its big mouth and stuffed the catfish weighing more than 30 pounds into its mouth... and ate it in one bite!
This operation is also great!
After all, the big catfish weighing more than 30 pounds is as big as Master Xiong. I swallowed it in one bite and didn’t know where to eat it.
Su An was so scared that he shivered all over again.
In fact, at this time, Fu Yang and Weike had almost cleaned up all the roads blocked by landslides.
So the couple held hands and turned into a flash of light and instantly arrived in front of Su An.
He was so scared that he shrank back hard and swallowed, looking at Fu Yang and his wife who didn't know how to speak...
"Second Leader Su An, everyone is old classmates. Why are you kneeling on your knees? I'm not used to it. Stand up and talk well, haha."
Fu Yang smiled and stretched out his hand.
A soft white smoke surrounded Su An's knees, pulling him up who was already unable to stand firmly. Then it turned into some auxiliary forms to help him stand firmly.
Su An was attracted by Veko's amazing beauty at first, but after just one look, he knew that he shouldn't have looked at it. He quickly lowered his head and whispered: "Student Fu Yang... So, are you a god descending to earth? Is this your fairy wife?"
Hahaha!
Fu Yang burst out with a cheerful laugh, and then patted Su An on the shoulder with his hand: "My old squad leader, you! After all, you are also a person from the upper class. Even if you don't like gods and ghosts, you probably have heard of the existence of magic practitioners in this world? I am."
Um?
Su An raised his head and looked at Fu Yang. Seeing that the other party was smiling approachable, he felt a little relieved. But he still murmured: "I have heard of it, but I don't believe it very much. And... even if I heard some people in the circle talk about it, it's just pretending to be a ghost. I haven't heard of it, there is the power of moving mountains and filling rivers like you."
Speaking of this, he couldn't help but shivered.
Just now, Fu Yang transformed into two huge black hands, easily picking up hundreds of tons of stones and throwing them into the river. It was still in front of him, just like a dream!
"That's because your level is still relatively low, so you can't get into too powerful cultivators. How can you say this? In the eyes of ordinary people, a powerful cultivator is indeed no different from the legendary gods."
"After all, many people in ancient history who were called immortals by the people were also practitioners like me. And probably some of them had their magic power not as high as me!"
Fu Yang pretended calmly again.
But Su An nodded like a chicken pecking at rice and did not dare to refute Fu Yang's words.
At this moment, he had completely convinced Fu Yang!
"Okay, OK, old squad leader. Although I have strong magic power, I am still a human being. Just like you, my flesh and blood body, my body and mortal body, I also have to eat, drink, defecate, and urinate. Don't be so restrictive."
Fu Yang smiled teasingly again and pounded Su An's chest.
After chatting like this for a while, Su An calmed down a little, and a smile forced out on his face - although it was even worse than crying, but at least there was feedback.
"This is my wife, Vico. She is also a cultivator with high magic power. In fact, she has been there all the way, just using magic to hide and stay by my side."
Oh oh oh oh...
Su An nodded vigorously.
Fu Yang picked up Master Xiong again and introduced to him: "There is also this. The slutty cat demon who is full of swearing words is my good brother."
"Nonsense! Boy Fu, you are nonsense. My husband is not your brother, my husband is your elder brother. Come on, call me brother and listen..."
Slap sex!
Master Xiong was slapped three times in the head and became honest.
Fu Yang explained to Su An awkwardly: "Look, I'll just say that this fat cat is a wretched cat demon."
Oh oh oh oh...
Su An still dared not nodded and did not dare to say anything more.
Seeing that he was still a little scared, Fu Yang let Weike return to his invisibility and then held Master Xiong in his arms. He walked around for a few times, and took the initiative to mention some interesting stories from junior high school.
Talk about the things in my student days is the easiest way to get close to people who have already come from society...
So when it comes to those junior high school events when they were young, Su An's mood gradually calmed down. Although he still maintained a great awe of Fu Yang, at least he was no longer as timid as he had just now, like a scared little quail.
"Haha! I still remember that you liked Shen Xiaoyu when you were in junior high school. In order to pursue her, you always learn some scenes in TV dramas. Unfortunately, that guy looks beautiful and charming, but his personality is a violent tomboy. He often beats you to the point of bruising and swollen. I often bring some people to laugh at you, hehe."
Fu Yang patted Su An on the shoulder and covered his stomach and smiled.
Well……
Su An's eyes turned a little resentful look at Fu Yang, and said in a weak tone: "Brother Fu, are you deliberately pretending to be stupid or don't you know? Although it was Guan Tongtong who had an affair with you in junior high school. Shen Xiaoyu was holding your arms and said he was your good friend. But in fact, anyone with a discerning eye could see it..."
Damn it!
Fu Yang was shocked and quickly blinked at Su An. It meant that he would shut up quickly and stop talking nonsense. My wife is still next to him! You can't just pretend that she doesn't exist because she is invisible, right?
Unfortunately, Su An didn't understand. He asked Fu Yang stupidly: "Brother Fu, what's wrong with you? Are your eyes getting sand? Can a powerful cultivator like you feel uncomfortable? I didn't finish it just now, and anyone with a discerning eye can tell that the person Shen Xiaoyu likes is you."
"Oh... I wanted to fight with you before. Now it seems that there is no chance. Although modern society is monogamous, people like you who are arrogant should not care..."
"Don't care about you, a big-headed ghost! Do you think I'm like a stallion in yy? Anyone who sees a beautiful woman will have to enter the harem? Shen Xiaoyu and I have no emotional foundation at all, just an ordinary old classmate. If you say another word, I will throw you into the river."
Chapter completed!