Chapter 95 Online dating is poisonous(1/2)
Lin Xiaotian's face changed suddenly.
Is this going to die on the spot?
After patting Lin Xiaotian on the shoulder, Li Qingfeng smiled and said, "Don't be nervous, it's okay, you haven't shown your face anyway."
After the promotional video began, a line of subtitles appeared first, with the narration being Li Qingfeng.
[The man met a strange woman, Xiaolan, in the astral world. The two of them fell in love and agreed to meet]
Then there is the scene of Lin Xiaotian and Zhilan's first date. Of course, since the photo stone was worn on Lin Xiaotian, the woman only looked like a first-person perspective.
【Under Xiaolan's guidance, men keep falling into traps】
The picture jumped to the restaurant, and bewildered by Xiaolan's various sweet words, the man gradually turned into a dog-licking dog.
【Even late at night, the two of them went back to the inn together, wanting to spend the spring night】
In the picture, Xiaolan is hooking up with Lin Xiaotian to sleep together.
[In just half an hour, the man was cheated of ten thousand spirit stones! Is this a moral depravity or a distortion of human nature? What happened in the guest room?]
In the picture, Xiaolan leaned against the man's arms and took off her clothes lightly. It has to be said that this picture alone will inevitably attract countless old-fashioned skins.
[Producer: Li Jing]
["Online Love is Poisonous" is officially released on April 5th]
The promotional video ends here.
Chu Wanqing and Yu Ji both looked at Lin Xiaotian with subtle eyes.
"Xiaotian, it seems that you are the one who was deceived, right?"
"Lin Xiaotian, as a disciple of Shushan, you are actually... Master is afraid he will be angry to death when he finds out."
Lin Xiaotian hugged his head with both hands: "Don't scold me anymore, don't scold me anymore, I'll be stupid if I scold people any more."
"etc!"
Yu Ji seemed to suddenly remember something, and his eyes immediately turned to Li Qingfeng, and asked with a twisted expression: "Brother Li, there should be no such picture here... it should be... it should be..."
As he spoke, his face turned red.
Li Qingfeng understood in a second and hurriedly said, "It must be not. Brother Li, am I that kind of person?"
Not only that, in some of the plots of the woman who was counter-routine, he also deleted the scenes of the two people having contact and instead described them in words. Otherwise, Xiaoyu would definitely be jealous when she saw them.
In short, this video should be a bit funny in popular science, and at the same time, it reminds other fellow Taoists not to fall into the trap, and there will definitely be no erotic scenes.
If the "little porn movie" really sets the stage, I'm afraid that countless male monks come to ask for it every day...
"How is it? You can ask for advice if you have any opinions!"
"Is there any opinion?" Lin Xiaotian raised his hand weakly.
"Very good. It seems that everyone thinks it's okay. Then I'll put promotional videos in the next few days before the official broadcast day will be disbanded!"
Lin Xiaotian: "......"
Forget it, just treat it as a lesson for yourself. Anyway, I haven't shown my face. If it's really a pity, the woman who deceived me. Once this video is broadcast, she will become famous. It will be difficult for her to deceive people again in the future.
"Hey, have you heard of it? That guy Li Jing has released a new work!"
"Isn't it? I just watched the promotional video yesterday. Oh, it's so exciting. There are still real people coming out!"
"I won't say it anymore, see you on the fifth day of April!"
"This movie seems to be different from the past, and it's more like a personal experience. Do you think there will be a story here?"
"What kind of story is just a show, but that woman looks pretty mean, and I don't know where Li Jing looked for the actor?"
In short, in just three days after the publicity was released, a wave of discussion in the Star Realm started.
There is no reason. This is the first time I saw a woman in Li Jing’s video. She was still a slut, which undoubtedly aroused the curiosity of the monks.
That day.
It was still the same old place. There were only a hundred audiences when I was telling the story. At this time, tens of thousands of spiritual thoughts were crowded together, looking forward to it.
Li Qingfeng and others also arrived.
"Why do I feel that there are much fewer audiences this time?"
Lin Xiaotian is also used to this big scene. After a quick glance, he found that the audience was not as good as last time. According to the popularity of this publicity and discussion... it shouldn't be.
Li Qingfeng had no choice but to spread his hands: "You will know what they are discussing."
Fellow Taoist A: "I tell you that I came here secretly without telling the Taoist couple today."
Fellow Taoist B: "Oh, too, that's a coincidence! The Taoist couple told her when they said Li Jing had a new work, but this time I secretly hid it and prepared to watch it alone."
Fellow Daoist C: "I am the same as me. This video is exciting to watch. I dare not let the Taoist couple come, otherwise I would have to kneel on the washboard!"
"Often women on the street dare not take a look at each other, how dare you bring a Taoist couple to see this?"
"Then how did you come?"
"I said I wanted to go into seclusion and let her protect the Dharma for me..."
"Fellow Taoist is really a talent!"
In short, most of the people who came this time were male audiences, so the total number of people was naturally much smaller.
Tsk tsk, this group of old pornographic skins, I am doing popular science and anti-fraud videos. Isn’t it to satisfy your lust in your heart?
Li Qingfeng went on stage and clasped his fists: "Dear fellow Taoists, long time no see."
"Stop talking nonsense and start soon, I've taken off my pants!"
Li Qingfeng forced his face to twitch and said seriously: "I have two sentences to say before starting to watch. The video records are real people and real things. If you encounter similar situations, remember to be careful and don't be cheated of money."
"Online Love Is Poisonous" officially begins.
I have to say that this kind of first-person video gives everyone a strong sense of immersion, as if the images were seen by themselves, and they were quickly attracted.
A special guest came today.
irises and orchids.
She first started hooking up with Lin Xiaotian from the Star Realm, so she often came around to see if there were any new fish to catch. Today, she happened to hit Li Jing and put a video on it, so she came over to take a look.
When I came here, the video happened to be played in the scene where Xiaolan Xianren danced, and several big men came to surround him and threatened to ask for money.
The audience began to discuss in a low voice.
"This woman is so mean..."
"It's disgusting to play with men's feelings and blackmail them in this way!"
"How different is this behavior from the evil demons and heretics?"
Zhilan's expression changed a lot. At first, she came over curiously, but was slightly surprised after seeing the image. After a few breaths, she became shocked and puzzled, and then her head exploded and blankly.
It turned out that the man who deceived him that day was Li Jing, and he actually recorded the whole process!
The anger suddenly burst out, his fists clenched, and his shoulders trembled.
"Li Jing, you are shameless!"
She stood up, pointed at Li Qingfeng and scolded loudly.
When watching videos, discussions are allowed in a low voice. After all, some people watch with friends and Taoist couples, but the premise is that they cannot disturb others' viewing. Everyone is a qualified and well-educated practitioner of Taoism, and this situation has never happened.
Countless eyes glared over.
Li Qingfeng laughed and responded loudly: "Is this fellow Taoist so excited? Could it be that the woman herself?"
"It's you?"
"You're the slut who cheats people on their relationships and money?"
"Damn, if I let me know where you are, I will definitely teach you a lesson!"
"That's right, don't think I'll be polite if you're going to be a slut at the slut!"
Although the Star Realm cannot fight, countless criticisms hit her like waves, describing her to drown her even if she even drools.
Zhilan's face was pale and she took several steps back in a row. In the end, she was really unable to resist and got off the line on the spot.
She had seen Li Qingfeng's appearance, but she didn't know her name or the sect. Li Qingfeng also had a seamless disguise technique, so it was even more difficult to take revenge.
What we should think more about now is how to walk on the street and not be recognized... Anyone who has watched this video knows that they are a liar.
Then there was naturally Li Qingfeng's counterattack process. There was a small episode, because Su Li's voice called Li Qingfeng's brother to be intimate, Yu Ji was so angry that his head was emitting green light.
"Hmph, this is the real vixen!"
The video finally came to an end. Li Qingfeng successfully brought back the deceived spirit stone. The last shot was in the dark alley, and the narrator said:
"Eighteen sentences make women willing to spend ten thousand spirit stones for me. I am a storyteller who is proficient in human nature. See you next time video."
Click, the black screen ended, and the applause was deafening.
【Popularity value 77553】
To be continued...