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Chapter 33 In the face of danger, we have to work hard to live under the crotch

Relaxation, beautiful time is always so short. The two people who were still complaining calmly just now have now crawled under the bed like grandsons, squatting there and shaking.

The reason is very simple. The fat brother who was sleeping soundly on the bed suddenly woke up without warning, as if he was in a state of snoring. He used his bloated body to make a "carp thrust" movement that even the man with facial paralysis was amazed by it. He completed the bounce from the bed in just one second, and then put his feet on the ground, squinted his fierce little eyes, and kept guarding the surrounding environment everywhere.

They had already seen the strength of Uncle Gibbon, so Lin Feng and the others were naturally nervous. They rolled and crawled under the bed before Fat Brother turned on the light.

Uncle Gibbon's defense and abnormal resistance made the two people remember it very deeply. Considering that the fat brother in front of him was also a boss monster of the same level as the long-handed monster. Judging from the fat brother's figure, just looking at the defense and resistance was probably far beyond the long-handed monster. It is hard to say whether the attacks of Lin Feng and the male paralyzed face can break the defense.

"Hey hey hey, I feel something is going to happen..." Lin Feng widened his eyes and lowered his voice and said to the paralyzed man in front of him, "A monster with a long hand can't handle it. Now I'm probably going to face the two fat brothers' surrounds. Are you wrong? This is to die..."

"Calm down!" After the initial panic, the man with a facial paralysis quickly recovered from his calmness. He gave Lin Feng a look without changing his face and said lightly, "According to the horror plot that is common in the world, the fat brother will never look under the bed at this time. He will only walk back and forth near the bed, constantly rummaging through the cabinets and looking for us, so as to create a terrifying atmosphere. It makes people feel like "ah, it's so dangerous". In fact, there will be no danger."

"Well... I understand what you mean, and I also know very well the tricks that are usually used in this horror movie...." Lin Feng looked at the paralyzed man with a very painful expression. "I understand the truth... But... so far, there seems to be no plot in this game world that is normal..."

"Well... what you said... seems to make some sense..."

The facts have taught us again that it is really a very fatal thing to be able to stand f1ag casually.

Just as Lin Feng said that, the man with a facial paralysis realized that what he said made sense, the fat brother was already taking heavy steps, and with the "squeak" sound of the floor bearing huge weight, he walked towards the bed where the two were step by step very firmly.

"Ao!" Another huge and unpleasant howl, the fat brother suddenly turned on the rampage mode, bent down suddenly, put his left hand on the bed, and reached under the bed with his right hand, constantly fumbled something.

It is obvious that the fat brother had already found that Lin Feng and the man with a facial paralysis were hiding under the bed, and were about to reach out and grab them out from under the bed.

Originally, such a scene should be very terrifying.

Just imagine, a giant who is obviously a chaotic and evil camp has appeared and is trying to catch you. At this moment, you are hiding in a place where there is no room for dodging. Even if you have a considerable size gap, which gives you a great advantage in hiding, but there are not many strategies you can choose at this moment, and you can only be very passively entangled with him. If you leave the bed, you will definitely not be able to run away from him. But if you stay under the bed, wait for another fat brother to come over and dodge it in two ways becomes even more difficult.

Well, after all, I believe everyone has noticed it. I am using the word "original".

It should have been very scary, but now it looks a little funny.

Because the fat brother... is too fat...

That's right, it's because the fat brother's figure is too bloated, which makes him have to do the same thing as "bending down", but he can't bend his waist at a suitable angle.

To put it simply, it is: the fat brother couldn't see the situation under the bed, his hands were short, so he could only touch blindly based on his feelings. Then, Lin Feng and the man with a facial paralysis looked at a huge fat hand in a confused look, swaying wildly in front of them, but they just couldn't reach the position of the two people.

Faced with such a painful and funny scene, the two had to look at each other helplessly, then took a few steps cautiously, further extending the distance from the fat brother's hand.

"Hey, idiot, this is not a solution." After the fat brother's cruel behavior was actually not very dangerous, the man with a facial paralysis said to Lin Feng with a complicated expression, "If you continue to waste like this, another fat brother will come here, and it will be really troublesome at that time."

"You've been enough for death with facial paralysis... Idiots are still addicted, right?" Lin Feng has always cared about the matters related to his code name, and has always emphasized that although facial paralysis has always ignored his protest, "I also know that it will be bad if this continues. But looking at you like this, it seems that there is a plan, right?"

"Well, I have some thoughts." The man with a facial paralysis nodded solemnly, "But the success rate is hard to say..."

"Hehe, let me guess." Lin Feng narrowed his eyes and smiled at the man with a paralyzed face, "What you think of should be a method like 'environmental killing'?"

"Yes, that's right." The face-paralyzed man said with a serious expression. "Before you proposed to destroy the machine with a piano, I had thought of such a method, but not to mention that such means are very dangerous, is it a question whether the means of "environmental killing" is within the allowed rules of this game world..."

"Tsk tsk tsk tsk, so you kept silent and didn't mention using the piano. Instead, you induce me to tell the plan, and then naturally assist me in doing the 'maybe dying' thing?" Lin Feng looked at the paralyzed man with a playful face and said slightly sarcastically, "You guy, really, are a bad guy..."

"Your success proves that 'environmental killing' is feasible." Facing Lin Feng's ridicule, the face-paralyzing man's expression did not change at all. He said lightly, "So when facing monsters that are far stronger than us, it should be a relatively correct choice to use the environmental elements that already exist in this world to deal with them."

After a moment of pause, the man with facial paralysis slowly spoke and continued: "I know that my previous actions made you feel very unhappy, but that was also a choice based on the prerequisite of 'both distrust'. And now it's different. I trust you now."

"Idiot, you are indeed a trustworthy teammate!" The man with a facial paralysis looked at Lin Feng's eyes and said word by word, "So, it's my turn to make some contribution this time."

"Hey hey hey, I know you are praising me, but can you stop calling me an idiot?" Lin Feng's mouth twitched for a while, and he said with a painful face, "Also, haven't you said what your plan is yet?"

The man with facial paralysis blinked at Lin Feng and said to him softly: "My plan is..."

After the face-paralyzed man "like this" in Lin Feng's ear, he looked at Lin Feng with anticipation and asked, "How is it? Do you think my method is feasible?"

"Well... it's feasible..." Lin Feng slowly took a step back and asked a little further away from the man with a facial paralysis, "But I have two questions to ask for."

"Well, tell me."

"First, follow your method. When I do 'that thing', you will attract the attention of a fat brother alone and gain enough time for me to complete the task. Well... well, now there are two fat brothers. The difficulty of this matter is not ordinary. Are you sure you can handle it?"

Just as Lin Feng asked a question, the fat brother who was chopping meat in the kitchen was also attracted. He rushed over like a mad dog and joined the "clearing under the bed" activity together.

"No problem, believe me." The face-paralyzed man's answer was very firm.

"Okay...I believe you are." Seeing such a firm look in facial paralysis, Lin Feng stopped saying anything. At this time, he could only choose to believe in the facial paralysis man. "Then, the second question is: What are you doing in reality?"

"Hmph, you don't believe it." The man with a facial paralysis looked up and down with a look of his mental retarded eyes. "You can actually ask such questions that are absolutely impossible to get an answer. Have you completed the evolution from an idiot to a mental retarded, and you are completely stupid??"

"Nonsense! Of course I know that this kind of question should not be asked, and there will be no result after asking!" Lin Feng said to the man with wide eyes, "But the solution you came up with is a bit scary... Brother, where are you doing this?"

The face-paralyzed man naturally would not give any answer, so the two of them looked at each other silently for a full thirty seconds under the "dig and dig" of the two fat brothers.

"Forget it, let's talk about it later if you have the chance." Knowing that there would be no result if the stalemate continued, Lin Feng waved his hand and signaled that the matter would be given up. When he didn't ask, "Is it going to start now? In addition, I'm still curious about how you want to attract the fat brother, and not be caught by them?"

"Well, let's start now!" The paralyzed man waved to Lin Feng and said calmly, "As for the way to not be caught by them~ it's actually very simple..."

"That's to live under the crotch!" After saying that, the man with a facial paralysis rushed out.
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