But even if you beat A tomb to death, you will not admit it: "It's a boy who pees!"

While checking with my phone as a mirror, Chen Song said, "I feel like I'm broken, you're dead."

Fortunately, there were only two pills on the teeth, which were not very deep. After pulling them out, I began to ponder. According to common sense, if it was a boy's urine, even if the other party was at a high level and found Chen Song, the water bowl would not explode, unless it was not a boy's urine at all, but the grave did not admit it, so he must be obedient!

"If you don't admit it, then we'll do an experiment!"

“What kind of experiment?”

"Please test the urine! If a ghost encounters a boy's urine, it will be burned like a person encounters swelling water. If it is not a boy's urine, it will be unscathed. Do you dare?"

A grave wondered in his heart: "What if I lose?"

"Half a year's salary is deducted."

A grave swallowed and thought, Damn, you are too vicious.

But no matter how much you scold, it seems that Chen Song is still a little capable, so he doesn't hide it. He told his story truthfully. Chen Song heard it and smiled sinisterly: "Okay, you are really capable. You haven't officially become a disciple yet. Just cheating on your master like this. If you don't give you some punishment, you don't know how powerful I am."

"What punishment?"

"One month's salary!"

"You just wait for the instant noodles this month." Pit Tie smiled.

The teasing between the master and the apprentice was just excited when Chen Song suddenly received a text message saying: Don’t meddle in other people’s business, if the child is born, the person will come back naturally.

Chen Song was angry and hated when he saw the text message. This was the naked threat from the other party. If he compromised, it would be a huge joke. He thought to himself, I see how powerful you are and insisted on finding you out.

"A grave, do you want to earn your salary this month?"

When the grave heard this, it was a dark and bright light. He nodded repeatedly: "Tell me quickly, how can I earn it?"

"The other party has now used a threatening tone to warn us. It's like riding on your neck and shitting. No one can bear it anymore. For this reason, my master decided to do something big! But no matter how we say, we don't even know the other person's shadow, how to do it? However, the mysterious light technique before being a master does not mean that the master has no choice. Listen to me. In the southern suburbs, there is a spiritual light temple, and there is a Sakyamuni Buddha in the lobby. Your mission is to scrape a layer of golden paint on the Buddha statue. My master wants to use him to make a magic invisibility cloak in order to find the whereabouts of the curly hair."

When a tomb heard that the Buddha's face was scraped with gold. This was something that people who had lacked the virtue of eight lifetimes did. They replied: "This is not possible, the coffin board of our ancestors must be opened!"

"You are not qualified to bargain!"

"Hmph! I really don't want to go to this matter. I think what you do to me?"

"It's still too young!" said Pit Tie on the side.

"You won't give it a try!"

As he said that, he gently pressed his palm on the vest: "I tell you, this is called a hunger strike! If you can't get the golden paint back, you only feel hungry, but you can't eat anything in one bite."

After saying that, he was about to go to the body of the pig iron, but the pig iron snatched: "Captain Chen, no, Master, I didn't say I won't go!"

Chen Song gave up, but Pilot still wanted to tell the price: "Master, if I get the things back, will I also have 3,000 yuan?"

"some!"

"Is it the kind of payment, or?"

"Half of it is fine, isn't it?"

After hearing this, Pilot Tie pulled A tomb to the side and said, "Our master is so stingy. Especially at such critical moments, you must not fight him. Besides, the curly man is not bad, so what if we help him?"

"Iron Head, you don't understand. Chen Song is so fuckingly not human."

"You, what are your name? When did I call it Tiewangs..."

The two of them had been talking for a long time before saying goodbye and drove to the temple.

On the way, Pig Iron kept thinking about how to scrape the Buddha's golden body paint in someone else's temple?

Use money to buy it? The monk has money and doesn’t like it!

I'm cheating, saying that Feng Shui is not good? I guess the monk is smarter than himself.

The clearest answer to stealing is stealing!

"My head, your specialty is here."

"What's the best thing?" A grave didn't think about this at all, so it seemed a little abrupt.

"Do you have any other good ways to steal this matter? Isn't this your undergraduate degree?"

A grave thought, Chen Song, I can't help but bully me, are you going to bully me? He slapped his head: "You steal your mother, you're going to steal, I'll keep watch."

"Damn it! My grave head, believe it or not, I will drive my car off the cliff, let's have fun together!"

A tomb has no pig iron, but starts to think about this issue and said for a long time: "Don't make a conclusion first, let's go and check the scene to discuss it."

When we arrived in the southern suburbs, it was already 5 pm. The two parked their cars in a square at the foot of the mountain and started going up the mountain. But today is not a temple fair or a major festival. There was no one on the winding mountain road. The two finally stopped halfway and A grave said, "What should we say when we go up?"

"Or what if you shave your hair, you're a ascetic monk. You're going to stay here for a night. After you go in, you'll secretly shave it tonight!"

"You're so stupid. This is the scene in the TV series. Can it be used?"

"What do you think you should do?"

"How the hell do I know?"

The two of them smoked cigarettes. The more they thought about the grave, the more painful their heads were. After thinking for a long time, they threw the cigarette butt: "Otherwise, use your skills! Let's say that the temple has demonic energy, let's subdue demons and demons!"

"This method is too rustic, who believes it? Besides, if this matter fails once, it will be difficult to come the second time, so I think, if we go one by one, you will die and me, what do you think?"

"You think, why don't you go first?" The two of them had a fight, but there was no result.

So I decided to go first. When I arrived in front of the mountain gate, the surroundings were lush green trees, birds and flowers were singing and fragrant. Although the temple gate was open, it was empty inside. At a glance, there was the main hall. A golden Buddha in the hall was more than one meter high, and his spirit was full of Bodhi energy.

I walked around and probably got familiar with the situation, but I was once again caught up in the problem of how to do it.

However, if this continues, it is undoubtedly a waste of time. The two of them cut the mess quickly and used the pig iron saying that each person once. As for whoever goes down, they will use the oldest method, scissors and stone cloth.

After arguing, pig iron was unfortunately lost! For this reason, a tomb was hidden. Although pig iron usually has many methods, it seems to have some wooden fish heads at this time.
Chapter completed!