At the door of the classroom, Zheng Shanshan took three deep breaths in a row to adjust her mood, and then walked in lightly.

"Hello, classmates. I am your new English teacher. My surname is Zheng and my name is Shanshan. Just call me Teacher Zheng!"

When I saw a top beauty, the boys in the class all looked bright.

beautiful!

So beautiful!

So beautiful!

"If we were so beautiful as an English teacher, would my English scores fail?"

A poor student wiped the saliva from the corner of his mouth and said excitedly.

Other poor students also followed suit and started to make excuses.

Suddenly, the whole classroom boiled like a frying pot.

Li Chen, who had just fallen asleep and was rolling off the sheets with Duke Zhou's daughter, was woken up by the noise.

He suddenly got up and slapped the table.

"Shut up, it's class. What's the noise? It affects my sleep!"

quiet!

Silent as death!

In an instant, everyone's eyes turned to Li Chen.

Zheng Shanshan was shocked when she saw that it was Li Chen. The boss with her mouth was open and could stuff a cucumber into it.

"It's you?"

When Li Chen saw Zheng Shanshan, he was stunned.

"Why are you?"

Li Chen's sudden appearance gave Zheng Shanshan an unexpected surprise.

She didn't care about the reserve of her daughter's family, so she ran over and asked excitedly: "Are you a student in Class 7?"

Li Chen looked at Zheng Shanshan like an idiot and said, "Teacher, your problem is a bit treacherous. I am not a student in Class 7, can I sleep here, oh no, is it reading a book?"

At this time, Zheng Shanshan saw the whole class staring at her with wide eyes, and immediately looked embarrassed, her cheeks flushed, and she jogged back to the podium.

Ye Chuxue sucked his nose hard, turned his head, lowered his voice and said to Li Chen: "The new English teacher is Chanel No. 5 perfume, the same brand as the perfume on you. Tell me honestly, what's going on with you?"

Li Chen also sniffed and said, "I seem to smell the old vinegar in Xishan, it's so sour!"

Ye Chuxue rolled her eyes and said angrily: "Tsk, narcissistic, only ghosts will be jealous of you!"

Li Chen rolled up Ye Chuxue's black hair with his fingers and smiled indifferently: "I'm not jealous, why are you so excited?"

"Li Chen, you bitch, don't touch my hair. Humph, Ignore you!"

After snorting, she twisted her head back.

When Zheng Shanshan saw Li Chen talking to Ye Chuxue about you and me, she couldn't help feeling sad.

She gently knocked on the table and said, "Student Li Chen, please stand up and answer this question!"

Li Chen habitually curled his lips and replied casually: "Choose b!"

Zheng Shanshan said with a stern face: "This is a fill-in-the-blank question, what b is it to choose!"

Li Chen pretended to be surprised and said, "Oh, then choose d!"

Zheng Shanshan is ashamed!

She picked up the transcript of the last month's exam and browsed it carefully.

Finally, Li Chen's name was found in the last one.

Chinese: 12 points!

Mathematics: 10 points!

English: 8 points!

Literature: 20 points!

Total: 50 points!

The class is the last, the last in the whole grade.

The last guy who missed the exam was 0 points.

"Student Li Chen, it's less than a year since the college entrance examination. You only got such a small score, isn't it a little short?"

Li Chen shrugged and said, "Well, it's a little bit too much, mainly because I didn't take the exam carefully. Otherwise, I would have been scared to cry if I had the first place in the grade!"

Hearing Li Chen's words, the whole class was in an uproar.

What a arrogant tone that scares the first place in the grade to cry?

Ye Chuxue is a black line at the end, the first in the grade? Isn’t she the one she is talking about?

Is this bitch Li Chen's head funny and wants to scare her to cry?

Zheng Shanshan also looked ashamed and said, "Student Li Chen, it is a good thing to have ambition, but you have to be down-to-earth and not be too ambitious!"

Li Chen stomped his feet hard, which scared Ye Chuxue in the front row.

Ye Chuxue patted his heart, turned around and glared at Li Chen, and shouted: "Li Chen, why are you doing? You want to die!"

Li Chen looked ahead and said seriously: "Teacher, I have always been down-to-earth!"

Zheng Shanshan was ashamed and quickly wiped the cold sweat from her forehead.

"Student Li Chen, come with me to the office!"

Li Chen quickly waved his hand and said seriously: "No appointment, teacher, we won't make an appointment!"

Zheng Shanshan, who was about to get off the podium, heard Li Chen say something inexplicably, and staggered and almost fell to the ground.

I won't ask you, a big-headed ghost!

...

In the office, Zheng Shanshan asked Li Chen with a heart full of doubts: "Why have you become a student?"

Li Chen shrugged and said, "I have always been a student!"

Zheng Shanshan blinked and asked, "Then didn't you say before that you are the king of duck kings in Xiguan?"

Li Chen said seriously: "Well, yes. Why, teacher, do you want to serve?"

Zheng Shanshan held her forehead with one hand and said ashamed: "I am your teacher!"

Li Chen stared at Zheng Shanshan for a while and said, "Oh, since he is an acquaintance, then I'll give you a 20% discount?"

Zheng Shanshan was so depressed that she wanted to vomit blood!

Damn!

What a weird thing this is!

At this moment, Zheng Shanshan suddenly discovered that Li Chen's eyes were staring at the part below her neck without even blinking her eyes.

Her pretty face couldn't help but blush and pretended to be angry and said, "What are you looking at?"

Li Chen rubbed the tip of his nose and said seriously: "Teacher, because one of your parts is too heavy and the stress is severely uneven, your upper body buttons have been destroyed. You may die heroically like Dong Cunrui blew up the bunker at any time!"

What's the thing?

Uneven force, and it has been destroyed? Dong Cunrui was rebuked and sacrificed heroically?

Are these all the gods and gods?

Zheng Shanshan looked ashamed, her eyebrows frowned slightly, and asked in confusion: "What are you talking about? Why can't I understand?"

Li Chen curled his lips and said, "Teacher, what I mean is that your breasts are too spectacular, which makes the buttons unbearable. Your rabbit is about to pop out!"

What?

The breasts are too spectacular and the buttons can't stand it, and the rabbit pops out?

Zheng Shanshan looked ashamed. She has been a top student since she was a child, and she feels frustrated with her IQ being crushed. She can't keep up with Li Chen's thoughts like flying immortals that day.

At this moment, Li Chen took a step back and hooked his hands at the part under Zheng Shanshan's neck.

“1!2!3!”

"Great summoning technique, come out, Jade Rabbit Beast!"

"Click!"

Just as Li Chen finished speaking, Zheng Shanshan's top buttons died heroically. Then two smears of seductive snow-whiteness were exposed along the black photos.

Moreover, the jade rabbit beast was still shaking its head, as if it was saying hello to Li Chen, asking him if he had any carrots to eat?

"ah!"

Zheng Shanshan was stunned for a moment and exclaimed. She quickly covered her chest with her hands. She never expected that the Dong Cunrui bombing of the bunker Li Chen actually refers to her top buttons.

Just then!

Chen Weiwei, who happened to pass by the door, heard Zheng Shanshan's exclamation. She thought something had happened, so she walked in quickly.

"Teacher Zheng, what's wrong with you?"

...

A math teacher and an English teacher, is it exciting enough?

Let’s have some recommendation tickets to cheer for our Li Chen!!!
Chapter completed!