Chapter 794: The fifth day of the lunar month, Xiaoyu, it is advisable to build a net, avoid litigation

The fifth day of the lunar month, light rain, it is advisable to build a net, avoid litigation

Because of the strange behavior of Yinhou yesterday, Wang Dafu suffered from insomnia. Although the fat man studied "The Legend of the Two Dragons in the Tang Dynasty" several times in high school and understood the plot of the Xuanwu Gate very clearly, after all, players have an increasingly greater influence on "Life", so Wang Dafu felt that the current situation in Chang'an has completely deviated from the original situation - it is already a big accident that Yinhou can survive until now, and no one can speculate what kind of accidents this will cause!

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In fact, the current situation of the Tang Feng Empire itself is the biggest unreasonable. Whether in history or in novels, when the Xuanwu Gate incident occurred, Li Jiancheng had been the prince's supervisor for several years, and not as he did now, he had not been officially established as the prince.

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However, the fat man's insomnia method is different from that of ordinary people. Others can't sleep all the time, but this guy can fall asleep in a daze as soon as he lay down. However, he woke up again after not long after he fell asleep. This was repeated!

"What is the most painful thing in this world?"

"I was woken up!"

"What is more painful than being woken up?"

"I was woken up when I fell asleep..."

"What is more painful than being woken up when you just fell asleep?"

“…wake up in succession…”

“What is more painful than being awakened continuously?”

“…”

"Hmm? Why don't you answer?"

"Fuck! What's more painful than being woken up is that you're woken up just after you're asleep; what's more painful than being woken up after you're asleep is that you're constantly awakened; what's more painful than being woken up after you're asleep is that you're just awakened up after you're asleep! That's what you bastard are doing now!" Wang Dafu shouted loudly in his sleep and kicked the guy who was clamoring in his ears to the sky!

Then, he realized that he had a dream...

——In fact, insomnia is not painful, what is painful is... dreaming of insomnia.

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If you fall asleep, don’t fall asleep, or if you dream that you don’t fall asleep, you may not fall asleep and think that you are asleep - this may be a half-sleeping and half-awake haze.

Wang Dafu is in this state now. He doesn’t know whether he is sleeping, waking up, or half asleep and half awake! The reason why he is in this state is because he is really, really, really, really, really, really - boring!

Seeing the monks in front of him pretending to be sophisticated and muttering inexplicable scriptures in unison, he felt even more bored, of course, inexplicable, because he couldn't understand a single sentence - although the fat man was very knowledgeable about dozens of foreign languages ​​such as English, France, Russia, Japan and Germany, and had a lot of research on Taiwanese, Cantonese, and Minnan dialect, and even knew a little about the language of African indigenous people, he knew nothing about Sanskrit. Who made no one know how to use Sanskrit to shoot AV...

After insomnia all night, Wang Dafu planned to sleep at home for a day today to compensate for the brain cells lost last night. Unfortunately, he was dug out of the quilt by the beauty Zhen Zhen early in the morning.

"Oh my God! Zibi, it's not dawn yet, why are you calling me so early?" The sleep-deprived man was in a very bad mood.

"But... Dalang, didn't you make an appointment today to go to Todaji Temple to talk about Buddhism and Taoism with the teacher?" The woman with extremely high sleep quality looked innocent.

"Talking about Buddhism and Taoism?" Wang Dafu thought for a while before he could react: "Tsk~~Who is interested in accompanying those bald donkeys and fake nuns to drink tea and chat about the mountains? I am so full that I can't afford to eat!" It can be seen that lack of sleep has an impact on a person as much as getting drunk. If a fat man was usually a man, he would never say such a "blunt" comment.

"What? Dalang, are you really planning to break the appointment?" The beautiful Zhen's voice became extremely gentle!

"Don't want to go? I didn't plan to go at all!" Wang Dafu was so frank and honest. When he accepted Shi Feixuan's invitation, he did not even consider attending this "Tea Party on Buddhism and Talk" by a big-headed ghost.

Unfortunately, seven out of ten people are unsatisfactory in the world... Wang Dafu's beautiful "imagination" quickly turned into "fantasy".

"But Dalang, I really want to go!" The beauty Zhen said softly as if she was acting coquettish.

"If you want to go, then you go by yourself!" A man seemed to be less stubborn this morning. It seems that the impact of insufficient sleep on the human brain is really obvious!

"I'll go by myself! Tell me this aside!" The beauty immediately turned into a lioness and looked carefully. She was still the kind who lives in Hedong!

He reached out and twisted his hand, and heard a series of screams: "Ahhhhh~~It hurts so much! Zibi, don't pinch it anymore, I'll get up now!" With the screams, Wang Dafu jumped up, and then...

"Ah~ Rogue!" Another sharper scream resounded throughout the world, and the fat man had another nickname "Exposure Crazy" from now on!

To be honest, Wang Dafu didn’t want to go to Shi Feixuan’s invitation at all, because according to convention, at this time, under this environment, Shi Feixuan suddenly made an invitation, and there would basically be no good things!

Wang Dafu understood, and Shi Feixuan also understood that the reason why Wang Dafu seems so important now is entirely because of the subtle balance between the three sons of Tang Feng. Once this balance is broken, Wang Dafu and even Zhang Yingzhe are just a slightly stronger prince!

As long as the ninth day of the lunar month is over, this balance will be broken no matter what! So this invitation is probably because this hypocritical fairy intends to persuade Wang Dafu here for the sake of "the people of the world", but if Wang Dafu insists on not being "obedient", the fairy may simply put Wang Dafu under house arrest with the reason of "talking about Buddhism and Taoism" until the end of the "Capital Ceremony" on the ninth day of the lunar month.

Faced with such a situation, Wang Dafu is certainly not interested in participating in the "talk about Buddhism and Taoism"! Look at who they have invited, "Yueshan", Ba Fenghan, Hou Xibai... Can these people have the best fruits of Wang Dafu together?

But although Wang Dafu was unwilling to go, the beauty Zhen Da insisted on going! However, the beauty Zhen Da insisted on going not because of the eldest lady's temper, but because of other considerations!

"Dalang, you have a certain reputation among the people now, especially your reputation for seeking talents is even more famous, but..." Zhen Damei continued with a smile: "...But now Luliu Town is about to upgrade Luliu City, and the demand for talents will reach a terrifying level! Dalang, although you are famous now, it is still far from enough. Your current reputation is not enough to attract real great talents, and even if you can come, you will not be able to make them official in the territory."

Upon hearing this, Wang Dafu immediately recalled the current situation in Luliu Town. As expected, as the beauty Zhen said, although there were many talents, few people who were truly famous in history. Occasionally, there were a few like "Saint of Conspiracy" Zhang Liang and "Shiji" Yue Fei, but they just settled in Luliu Town and had no intention of becoming an official!

Thinking of this, Wang Dafu immediately sincerely said to the beautiful Zhen Da, "Zi, what do you mean?"

The beautiful Zhen Da looked one-sided and said seriously: "Dalang, I know that you Yiren seem to be quite prejudiced against Cihang Jingzhai, and do not like to deal with them very much, and even look down on them. But you must understand that Cihang Jingzhai is actually very famous. No matter whether it is a reputation or a bad reputation, it is always well-known!"

Wang Dafu immediately understood the meaning of the beauty Zhen Da. He has never liked Cihang Jingzhai for a long time. At the same time, he also knew that most players had no good feelings for this organization. He also believed that Cihang Jingzhai's influence was far less than what was described in the original work.

But he forgot that Cihang Jingzhai may not have the terrifying influence of "the leader of the world's white Tao" in the original work, but his popularity has not declined but increased! - After all, whether it is praise or disgusting, you must first know the other party's existence!

For Wang Dafu, what he needs most now is to improve his fame, so that he can stand out among all players and enter the sight of those real sages and talents. The best way to increase his popularity is - hype!

And this time I went to Todaji Temple, it was obviously a great opportunity to "hype"...

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It is because of this reason that Wang Dafu got up from the bed in pain early in the morning, half asleep and half awake accompanied the beauty Zhen to Dongda Temple to worship Buddha and burn incense, and then talked about Buddhism and Taoism with Shi Feixuan.

But the fat man didn't expect that Shi Feixuan would arrange such a meeting ceremony for him - to accompany the monks of Toda Temple to perform a ceremony of "release animals and pray for blessings and welcome Buddha bones".

Buddhist rituals sound simple, but in fact they can exhaust people to death. Not to mention anything else, the rituals of the verses almost made Wang Dafu collapse at the beginning!

Wang Dafu heard this scripture was just a sly sly. He couldn't understand a single sentence at all. He didn't even know where he read it. He just wanted to kneel there honestly, unable to move, and dared not fall asleep. This is simply...

In fact, it is not a big problem to kneel down and not sleep. What really makes Wang Dafu unable to bear is that he has no idea how long it will take to finish the scripture. This feeling of not seeing hope or ending is simply overwhelming!
Chapter completed!