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Extra: Rescue Suicide Strategy

In June, the sun is shining, and the annual college entrance examination is coming.

During the two days of the college entrance examination, the Law Enforcement Department of the Ling Security Bureau specially sent a lot of unofficial staff to maintain the order of the college entrance examination, and other departments also had to assist in various logistics work. After all, there were many supernatural creatures mixed in the crowd who were involved in the college entrance examination. Even the annual college entrance examination of the supernatural community was held together. The Ling Security Bureau was so busy that it was so busy.

As a special operation team, the field team of the General Office has been idle in such a busy period. After all, if they want to do it... Well, it is probably a test room occupied by a big S-level monster, or a greedy super creature who ate the car that transported the college entrance examination papers. After all, this kind of thing has not happened in previous years.

This year's college entrance examination is quite safe. The field team of the general office, which had been on standby for two days, was not dispatched. This made everyone very pleased. They felt that the students this year would definitely get good grades.

However, after the college entrance examination, it was the time when the field team of the General Office began to be busy - because they were busy saving all kinds of "suicide teams" composed of college entrance examination students.

"Did! Hello, the platform has been collected by the government. You need to pay 10,000 yuan of universal currency for jumping off a building. Do you want to swipe your card or pay cash?" Fei Rong and Cheng Xiaodai appeared on the rooftop of a tall building. Fei Rong smiled and said to the little boy lying on the railing.

The little boy looked at the two people of his age with tears in his eyes and said disgustingly: "I will finish jumping soon. Can't I let me be free once?"

Cheng Xiaodai raised his finger and shook it, and said seriously: "No, if everyone jumps once for free, where do you get the compensation from the affected families and merchants in this building?"

The little boy continued to struggle, "I just got an adult, can't I get a discount?"

Fei Rong also put away her smile, "No, I have never seen any discounts on the compensation."

The little boy cried with a wow, "I failed the college entrance examination, don't you let me go once?"

If you let go, will you go to the underworld to collect the underworld? Cheng Xiaodai thought about it and still shook his head, "No, do you plan to swipe your card or give cash? You can also support mobile payment!"

The little boy ran away, "No, I won't jump anymore, I can't jump..."

Fei Rong blinked and then slapped Cheng Xiaodai.

“Success 1!”

On the other side of the city, in a residential area.

A girl with plain face facing the sky was red and swollen with her eyes. She poured out a pile of sleeping pills from the bottle. When she closed her eyes, she wanted to send them to her mouth.

"Ouch, sleeping pills~" The voice of a not-so-serious man suddenly rang.

The girl was startled and immediately opened her eyes and found that there were two more people in the room she had locked up, one was a young man with peach blossom eyes, and the other was a beautiful lady with high heels.

Di Bingqiao pushed the sunglasses to show off her pussy and said deeply: "Sleeping pills can cause abdominal pain, stomach cramps, white complexion, foaming on the mouth, and even uncontrollable urination after muscle relaxation. The lethal dose requires at least 800 tablets, and you only have 20 tablets in your hand... Well, I think you'll be fine if you vomit."

The girl's expressions were stiff, "Who are you?!"

Zhu Mengtian thought about it and said seriously: "We are the messengers of science."

Girl: "..." Cult?!

Zhu Mengtian said seriously: "So why did you commit suicide?"

The girl stuttered: "I don't perform well in the college entrance examination..."

Di Bingqiao couldn't help but glance at the calendar on the table, "It seems that the results have not yet come out."

The girl cried, "But I just knew I didn't do well in the exam, and I've got the answer..."

Di Bingqiao was confused, "So what?"

The girl said: "If I can't get well in the exam, I can't go to a good university. If I can't go to a good university, I can't find a good job. If I can't find a good job, I can't make money. If I can't make money, I can't marry a good man..."

Di Bingqiao was a little confused, "Is your life value reflected in marriage?"

The girl was also confused, "Uh...I don't know."

Di Bingqiao thought silently, "I don't seem to have studied in kindergarten," she went to study medicine directly after becoming a disciple. "But I still have five-digit monthly salary now, and the unit will send a suite. Is it so important that I can't do well in the college entrance examination?"

The girl defended her: "The university diploma is a stepping stone, otherwise she wouldn't even be able to get in the threshold!"

"But can you still repeat the exam and study abroad by yourself?" Di Bingqiao looked at Zhu Mengtian inquiringly - is the direction of human development so narrow now?

Zhu Meng Tian coughed, "The main reason is that the current schools do not teach this, they only let them take the college entrance examination. Many people don't understand what adult exams mean by self-study exams and cross-educational postgraduate entrance examinations."

Di Bingqiao looked suspicious, "But the Supernatural Academy held a late summer competition every year, and asked everyone from Xiao Douding to graduates to come to watch it, and then find out in advance what they can do after graduation?"

Zhu Mengtian thought about it, "It's probably because it's difficult for us to find employment. After all, human employment is quite diverse. Even if they are poor students, they can move bricks. We only need a talisman to move bricks..."

Di Bingqiao was completely confused, "Since they can move bricks if they can't make it, why do they commit suicide if they can't do well in the exam?"

Zhu Mengtian felt it was quite difficult to explain this to a tree demon, so he could only say simply and roughly: "Training bricks requires technology."

Di Bingqiao realized instantly - suicide is easier than moving bricks!

That girl is already messy in the wind - can the monster or cult now be so good now? Can you blatantly despise ordinary people?!

Zhu Mengtian and Di Bingqiao chatted, and forgot about the girl. While discussing the people's affairs, they opened the door and walked out, leaving other people's territory openly.

The girl watched them silently, then looked at the sleeping pills in her hands, thought about it, and simply rushed the medicine into the sewer.

Come on, she should work harder, so as not to be told by a group of strange guys that she can't even move bricks!

South of the city.

A boy in school uniform "Wow--" screamed and fell off the empty school platform.

With a "sweeping" sound, a figure jumped high from the ground, caught the man in the school uniform, landed on the ground, and threw the person directly on the ground.

The man in the school uniform was so scared that he almost wobbled his pants when he fell from the sky. His soul had already flew away. He cried and shouted: "I won't jump anymore! I won't jump again! Wow..."

Ding Youlan came over and said thoughtfully: "A person who is suicidal tendency is likely to commit suicide for a second time after being rescued from suicide, but there is also a large part of the chance that he will have a great enlightenment."

E Jingbai, who caught the man in school uniform, said lightly: "It's not that he has a great enlightenment, it's because he's scared."

Ding Youlan was a little regretful, "So we don't need to do psychological counseling anymore? I also want to use his usual grades to analyze for him, what range will his mistakes in the college entrance examination be?"

E Jingbai felt it was too troublesome and said, "No, I think he won't jump anymore."

Ding Youlan looked at the man in the school uniform and looked scared, and couldn't help but nod in agreement, and followed E Jingbai and left.

And on Yiling and Hanlu, the style of painting is a bit different...

Han Lu: "Wuwuwu, it's so pitiful. Have you ever taken single digits in mathematics since you were a child?"

A partial student who is preparing to commit suicide: "More than that, my physics has never exceeded five points, my chemistry has not exceeded twenty points, and my biology has never passed the exam! Huh oh oh oh oh oh..."

Han Lu: "You still have to work and earn tuition? It's so hard... "

A partial student: "Yes, my parents can only farm and can't afford to study. I can only study by myself, but I can't study well. My life is so hard... "

Han Lu: "You are often bullied by your classmates. You are called a four-eyed boy? It's so miserable... "

A partial student: "Yeah, yeah, they all look down on me, saying that I am short and wearing glasses, and I look sorry for society, oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh

Han Lu: "It's so pitiful, wuwu, so do I. They always say that I'm harming society..."

A partial student who silently looked at Han Lu's face that was intoxicating all living beings: "..."

Yi Ling, who had been watching for a long time: "..."

He could hear the heart breakdown of the subject-student students without having to read the mind.

Let’s talk about the last group, the two mountains of the field team of the General Office—the Minister and Mr. Assistant.

As the main team, they are guarding the three private middle schools and private high schools... uh, the rooftop, ready to save people at any time.

After saving the third college entrance examination candidate who intends to jump off the building, Feng Rong asked in a dilemma: "The current pressure of learning is so high that even students can't get through it? When I was in high school, it seemed that there were not so many people who committed suicide for the college entrance examination."

After all, in that era, it was even more like a test to determine a lifetime.

Lin Yingkong also felt a little helpless, "I don't know, but those demons, immortals and monsters failed the fourth-level human language exam a hundred times. I don't seem to have heard of anyone who committed suicide."

Feng Rong sighed, "Humans are indeed fragile creatures."

Lin Yingkong said embarrassingly: "Minister, don't you think of yourself as a human being?"

Feng Rong blinked, "But I think I'm quite fragile, too."

Lin Yingkong instantly had a huge boyfriend power, "It's okay, Minister, I will protect you!"

Feng Rong smiled, "Thank you."

Lin Yingkong was so dizzy that he had forgotten that he was holding a newly rescued student in his hand.

The student thought heavily, even looking for death, he had to face the love of the rescuers. Is this world so cruel to single dogs? It seems like a loss to die with a single dog. Why not have a relationship before talking about it!

Time has passed for more than ten days, and when the results are released...

Zhu Mengtian looked at him, "I seemed to see a bunch of dumplings standing on the rooftop, waiting for us to pick up dumplings."

Ding Youlan said seriously: "This year, people who feel that academic pressure is too high in K City, as many as 70%, and more than 30% of people who have psychological disorders, and twenty% of people who tend to commit suicide. That is to say, two out of ten want to die, but fewer than two out of a thousand may actually implement suicide plans."

Fei Rong blinked, "But there are 110,000 candidates in City K this year..."

Everyone calculated, um, the situation seemed a bit serious...

Feng Rong said seriously: "Don't forget it here, go and cooperate with the human world police to guard it. Rescue one by one."

Cheng Xiaodai raised his claws: "Why do you want to die the second time after saving me?"

Feng Rong thought for a while, "Give Yingkong a list and let the underworld take a little care. The reincarnation quota ranks among the top five. After all, suicides must stay in hell and be punished first, and they need to be reincarnated by lottery."

Lin Yingkong nodded, "No problem."

From the release date to the end of the application, the field team of the General Office took a breath. Then because their suicide rescue rate was too high, the second suicide rate of those they rescued was reduced, so the human world police came to learn from the scriptures.

The field team of the General Office was confused.

What are their secrets to rescue suicides?

Fei Rong looked deep, "It's probably... nonsense."

Zhu Mengtian thought for a while, "Make a joke? Distract your attention?"

Ding Youlan is very serious: "Actually, I have a hundred strategies to provide you with, the first one...balabala..."

Yi Ling swallowed with difficulty, "Well, empathize with me? No, it's not me, it's my partner, he's good at this."

Lin Yingkong smiled slightly and was confident, "Just show your love, they will only want to be a fff group and will not want to commit suicide again."

Feng Rong finally summarized seriously: "Cherish life, study hard, don't like to study, have a shallow vision."

The field team of the General Office: "Minister, the style of the last sentence is wrong!"

——end
Chapter completed!
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