Volume 9: Matchmaker Arrives (10)
E Jingbai couldn't resist the look of Yan Mi staring at people at this time, as if he would let him down if he said a harsh word - no, in the eyes of others, he felt that he would be destroyed by Yan Mi at any time - so when E Jingbai reacted, this sentence was blurted out uncontrollably: "What do I want Jiu Tianyu?" Is it used to fight every day as a sandbag?!
After hearing this, Yan Mi tilted her head and calmly said "Oh", as if she didn't care much about his answer.
E Jingbai, who was violent again, said: "..." So why was he so anxious to appease this large corn?!
Who knew that Yan Mi turned around and turned to Jiutianyu in a blink of an eye, and said firmly: "He chose me."
Jiu Tianyu: "..." Damn, you are provoking!
Onlookers: "..." Big news, big news, humanoid weapons responded and confessed! Finally got out of singleness! We are about to fall in love!
The members of the field team of the General Office were collectively aimed at E Jingbai - you dare to say that Yan Mi has nothing to do with you! The big liar, I will never believe you anymore!
E Jingbai: "Can you listen to my explanation..." He is really innocent, okay!
"Yan Mi," Jiu Tianyu ignored E Jingbai and rolled up his sleeves. The blue veins jumped, which was quite like fighting with him. "You are just so fond of your feelings, right?"
Yan Mi thought about it carefully for a moment and said seriously: "You don't need to be loyal to you." Because Jiu Tianyu always cheated him.
But even if Yan Mi tells the truth, it is useless. After hearing this, Jiu Tianyu almost burst into anger. He raised his hand and wanted to grab Yan Mi to go to the side to discuss the historical problem of valuing sex over friends. The result...
"Bang--!" Before Jiu Tianyu could touch Yan Mi, he was punched opposite the conference table, knocking down a bunch of chairs, and shocked several pairs of "wild mandarin ducks". As soon as he landed on the ground, he got up and covered his chest with pain. He was so surprised that he didn't have time to get angry, "E Jingbai, why are you hitting me?!"
E Jingbai held the hand that turned into a sharp claw of the drought. Yuan Xiyuezhi blocked Yan Mi, with his eyes slightly raised, and his voice was like ice: "If you want to touch Yan Mi, you have to ask me first."
Jiu Tianyu was silent for a moment, and then he was instantly sad and angry, "I want to ask you a yarn! Labor and Capital wants to say a few words to him. He is a squeaky human being. Labor and Capital is a demon. Whether he recognizes it or not, he is still his best friend. Why does Labor and Capital beat him?! Didn't you even say that you have a good impression of me after being caught? I think you want to take the opportunity to kill me. Can you eat it with some technical content? Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
The last word "ah" echoed in the conference room so ecstatic. When E Jingbai, who had been a thousand-year-old zombie, only sucking blood for many years, his tall image collapsed, his face shattered, and his face turned red in an instant: "...ah, that's what...I'm sorry!"
It is said that the human-shaped weapons of the field team of the General Office are as cold as ice. It is said that the human-shaped weapons of the General Office are never expressionless. It is said that the human-shaped weapons of the General Office are not as good as the anger... But at this moment, it is said that the human-shaped weapons of the General Office are not as good as the ghost... But at this moment, it is said that the rumors are gone. E Jingbai stood here, all the ice slags on his face were gone, and the red fruits are written with three big words "Okay, embarrassing, face". The whole sword-eye-headed face turned red. As for the majesty of the human-shaped weapons... Haha~ da.
The onlookers collectively held their foreheads, and the people from the field team of the General Office covered their faces, feeling that they were out of sight - Comrade E Jingbai, it doesn’t matter if you don’t have emotional intelligence, but can you hide it a little in public and don’t lose your IQ by the way!
Feng Rong thought sadly, why did he think that Yan Mi, who always had problems with the painting style, could save E Jingbai? E Jingbai looked like he was going to be cheated into a dog by him, and the reputation of the field team in the General Office for the first lifetime would probably be lost...
In the silence where the needles were heard, Yan Mi suddenly stretched out her hand, poked E Jingbai's face, and said straightforwardly: "Xiaobai, you will blush."
Such concentration is so domineering! Angry! Leak! A yarn! Everyone in the audience, including E Jingbai, instantly kneeled down for him - Xiaozu, you are the culprit, can you not be so out of your state?
"...Yan Mi," E Jingbai swallowed a mouthful of blood silently and said weakly: "Why don't you go outside first? I'll buy you corn juice on the seventh floor." In short, stop cheating me anymore!
"No," who knew that Yan Mi, who was usually addicted to corn, actually refused flatly. Her dark eyes were fixed on him, as if she was looking at a heartless person, "As soon as I leave, you will accompany him."
This "he" must have referred to Jiu Tianyu. E Jingbai didn't expect Yan Mi to notice that he would be in a position after he was hit. Indeed, as soon as Yan Mi appeared, he would be completely unconscious about Jiu Tianyu, but if Yan Mi left... the situation just now would probably happen again.
But even so, Yan Mi's words and actions are too easy to misunderstand. E Jingbai felt that he could not enter and exit the headquarters without covering his face from today. He could guess what the title of the Piaohong post on the headquarters forum was written, so he had to coax Yan Mi in despair and deceive him. In short, everything would be fine if he stayed away from Yumi. However, as soon as Yan Mi walked to the door, he pulled E Jingbai out with his backhand. The door of the conference room was closed with a "bang". E Jingbai's astonished face echoed in the minds of everyone in the conference room for a long time...
Don’t ask anything, they just want to know one thing, Professor Yan, who can even hold the drought, is he really a human?
If E Jingbai heard their inner cry, he would probably be even more embarrassed - although it was strange that Yan Mi could move him around, it was true that he was not prepared for Yan Mi when he was in contact with him!
In the conference room, No. 3, face-paralyzing, was forced to be paralyzed without facial paralysis. Feng Rong looked at everyone and asked coldly: "What happened just now?"
"..." The audience was silent, and then said in unison: "Nothing happened!"
Feng Rong: "..." It's really sad that the Minister of the Tangling Law Enforcement Department has fallen to the point of using threats.
Peixiu, who was watching the entire Cheng, left on the excuse of having something to do. Feng Rong squinted his eyes and looked at him, suspecting that he wanted to go back to the office to laugh. Thinking about it this way, it was so bad.
"Minister," Seeing that his boss's eyes were becoming more and more dangerous to destroy their entire team and avoid being embarrassed to go to the Pacific Ocean, Zhu Meng Tian wisely walked over and diverted his attention, reported two names, and said: "They said they had some impression of the person in the picture, and they only saw them in the headquarters for the past or two days."
Speaking of serious matters, Feng Rong's attention was indeed diverted, "What about?"
Zhu Meng Tian spread his hands and said, "No more."
Feng Rongmu had a face: "..." If you beat him to death now, how long will it take to find a suitable substitute after the New Year?
"Ahem, Minister calm down." Seeing that he really planned to kill him, Zhu Mengtian complained in his heart that the minister was in a bad mood when Assistant Lin was away, he explained: "It's really nothing, because they are all in a hurry to chase the person they suddenly 'fallen'."
"..." Feng Rong frowned, "So it could really be the one who did it?"
"Any 80% of the staff members who are not aware of the Minister of the Spiritual Logistics Department are wandering around the headquarters so that no one can see them. No matter how you look at it, there are problems," Zhu Mengtian touched his chin, "But I can't think of why he can't find out his identity. Our headquarters will not be imitated by badges and fishing in troubled waters." The branch may also be possible. The headquarters is a soul detection array set up by the Lord of the Immortal World for 24 hours. People who have not registered at the headquarters want to come in. Whether you intentionally or not, you will first blow up the skin and flesh.
Feng Rong also understood his idea. Although the Ling Logistics Department is responsible for the guard work of the headquarters, many of the specific implementations are done by the members of the Ling Law Enforcement Department. He believes in the headquarters' defense capabilities, so he can only indirectly prove that the other party is indeed a genuine member of the Ling Security Bureau - but what is the point of doing such a prank?
"In addition, there is one thing I don't know if it has anything to do with this," Zhu Meng Tiandao. "Three people said that they had met a blond and blue-eyed Westerner before they developed a good impression of their opponents. Because they were very handsome and the other party was good-looking, they looked at it twice. Listening to their description, they might have seen the same person. He seemed to be looking for something or looking for someone." But the headquarters was full of people and had more strange behaviors, and they didn't think much about it at the time.
Feng Rong suddenly thought of the fact that Pei Xiu had just said that these twelve pairs were divided into two distinct phenomena, and it was not guaranteed that the culprit was really two people. He lowered his head and asked Cheng Xiaodai who had just come in from outside: "Is there any good news over Toronus?"
"No," Cheng Xiaodai shook his head, "Minister Toronus said that he mobilized the entire headquarters to pay attention to the person photographed by the camera, but no clue was found at present." Although the headquarters is crowded, there are more places to hide people. There are hundreds of floors that cannot be seen by humans, and there are various spatial formations superposition. If there is really a big fight, I would probably use the ban arranged here, and the entire headquarters will be scanned clearly. Unfortunately, before confirming that the other party is really a black sheep, there is no need to make such panic.
"It's not a solution to find this way." Feng Rong frowned.
Zhu Mengtian's eyes rolled and suddenly smiled and said, "Isn't it just me in the mountain? I'll go to the mountain. Why not, let's just lead the snake out of the hole~!"
When Feng Rong and Cheng Xiaodai saw his expression, they suddenly had an ominous premonition - the little expert in dying is going to use his dying ability again!
Although Zhu Mengtian would be willing to die, even if the idea was a bad idea, it was theoretically feasible. The reason for this plan was more sufficient, because when these twelve pairs met, quarreled with each other or "internal strife", they suddenly developed a favorable or crazy love for one of them. Among them, only Qu Xiumian and Bu Mengsheng were caught in the dormitory, E Jingbai and Jiu Tianyu were in the restaurant in the headquarters community, and the rest were all humiliated at the headquarters - so, Zhu Mengtian judged that the people who started the attack were wandering around the headquarters most of the time. When they saw a pair of people who disliked each other, they attacked them!
In this case, without disturbing too many people, the best way is of course to pretend to be a quarrel opponent and deliberately lead the person behind him to attack!
Based on the general impression of the twelve pairs of people, a column distribution chart was drawn. In the end, the field team of the general office arranged the operation time after get off work in the afternoon. There were fewer people in the headquarters during this period, and it was a relatively convenient opportunity to start both for them and the enemy!
Then the question arises, which two people are going to do bait?
It’s not that the members of the General Office Field Team are not in a spirit of sacrifice, but the twelve pairs of people who were caught are well-known "enemy" and are torn when they are not allowed to meet. What is it well-known? It means that you just ask the headquarters or who is in their department to know that these two are hostile. Therefore, the members of the General Office Field Team are a little confused because they don’t know if the other party first finds out their situation before taking action. If they are exposed at once, they will be alarmed. So should they just ask people to pretend to be, or should they ask someone who is really hostile to help? This is a relatively difficult question to finalize.
As a result, they hadn't figured it out yet, something happened in the headquarters. What's even more unfortunate is that the boss of their head - Bai Congqiu, the White Tiger God.
When Feng Rong received the news from the people below, he was still eating the food packaged from the headquarters cafeteria with Zhu Mengtian and others, while discussing the suitable candidates for those who were pretending or real. Then Vonia knocked on the door and came in. The first sentence was: "The God is fighting with people on the 93rd floor."
"The fight started?" Feng Rong was stunned. Bai Congqiu said that he was the God of War, but he usually said that he was a lazy white cat, and he didn't want to go out even if he was staying at home. Why did he fight? He asked in wonder: "Who should I fight?"
"Mo Feisong, the leader of the inspection team of the Spirit Inspection Department," Vonia's expression was extremely strange, "The reason is that Mo Feisong covets his pet."
Bai Congqiu's pet? Isn't that She Xun, who just implemented the identity of a non-staff member under the Ling Law Enforcement Department of the Ling Security Bureau? Well, wait, Mo Feisong's rigid character would be able to respect She Xun's demon clan who acts arrogantly and cannot tell the truth? Just kidding!
Several people from the field team of the General Office looked at each other - well, before they took action, the other party had already taken the lead, and even the biggest boss of their Ling Security Bureau was defeated!
Don't worry about the plan now. Feng Rong and his field team rushed to the 93rd floor. On the way, he used his ministerial authority to temporarily close the entire 93rd floor. No one was allowed to enter and exit at will. Xiao Dai immediately transferred personnel to secretly check the people there. The 93rd floor is a leisure area, and there are quite a lot of staff there during the rest period. The project volume is a bit large. As for E Jingbai, uh, he has not seen anyone since he was dragged away by Yan Mi. Seeing Yan Mi's attitude at that time, everyone in the field team of the General Office was a bit distorted. Yan Mi dragged E Jingbai to do it or did it or did it? They can't blame them for being too gloating. Who made E Jingbai not honest and refused to admit that he had an ambiguous relationship with Yan Mi? Now he was exposed by Yan Mi on the spot!
As soon as they reached the 93rd floor, members of the field team of the General Office showed their identities and saw a large group of onlookers forming a circle. A large open space was empty in the center. Bai Congqiu and Mo Feisong were fighting in the open space. A white shadow and a gray shadow were "swish" all over the scene. They were not good at their eyesight and couldn't even find their shadow. Feng Rong saw this posture and suddenly felt a headache - they were really playing!?
As the four ancient beasts, Bai Congqiu will not talk about it. Let me talk about Mo Feisong, the person who can be on the sidelines with Bai Congqiu is naturally not an ordinary person. He was originally a famous Daluo Golden Immortal in ancient times. He fell because of a big battle. Later, he was reincarnated and rebuilt, which was considered half an immortal body. However, he was impatient to go to the fairy world and stayed in the human world. He was famous for his cultivation in the world and was recruited into the Spirit Security Bureau. Logically speaking, such a big figure should not be interested in staying in the Spirit Security Bureau. After all, no matter how good the benefits are, this great god doesn't like it. However, Mo Feisong has a particularly headache-inducing personality. He is too old-fashioned. He is a completely rigid and rigid old professor in the human world. He is the kind of person who will cry out "the world wind is declining" with heartache when he sees students falling in love. Although he is very young...
What is the inspection team of the Ling Inspection Department? The so-called inspection is patrol inspection, which is different from the patrol team of the Ling Law Enforcement Department. It focuses on internal members of the Ling Security Bureau. From appearance to work attitude, there is the right to interrogate - yes, this is equivalent to a discipline inspection. The Ling Security Bureau belongs to the supernatural community, and this standard will definitely be relaxed, but the behavior of monsters turning into humans without wearing clothes is definitely unsuccessful. In some aspects, this is considered to be a behavior that restricts everyone from approaching humans. Don’t be arrested by the police as a patient with snake sperm and other mentally retarded children as soon as you go out. Is it embarrassing to negotiate with the people?
However, it is useless to put the standards wide. When you meet Mo Feisong, he is the kind of temperament that even the members of the army wear the badges crookedly and they have to shout people to wear them again. It is useless to escape. He can hold you down with just one finger, and you can't climb away. Dare you not listen? Tang Monk's chanting scriptures makes you wish you could just convert to Taoism and never go out again. He doesn't tell you strength and reason with you! Over time, Mo Feisong has added the title of ghost-seeing sorrow, and has been nailed to the spiritual safety for many years.
The top three most terrifying characters in the bureau cannot be tear down. As long as he goes out to check, he will surely fly across thousands of mountains and birds and thousands of paths and people will be destroyed. If he doesn’t have time to escape... Amitabha, the indispensable training for recruiting newcomers from the headquarters of the Spirit Security Bureau to the branch is to teach you how to perfectly organize your appearance and clothes within thirty seconds, so that you can even look like a dog in a beggar outfit... Cough cough, no, look like a human!
Therefore, to sum up, Mo Feisong is just a turtle hair, or a turtle hair that is so powerful that you can't complain about his turtle hair!
Then it is not strange that Bai Congqiu and Mo Feisong are fighting together. Mo Feisong is dissatisfied with this director who always likes to skip work. He always wants to take the opportunity to give him some "hard-hearted" advice - if he can't persuade him, he will beat him up. So Feng Rong suspected that the so-called "coveting his pet" was just an excuse. Mo Feisong was just trying to find a reason to beat Bai Congqiu openly!?
Chapter completed!