Chapter 42: Camp Fun Facts(2/2)
"Oh, get out of here quickly." ** said in the background.
In this way, a huge cold game ended.
"Hey, what kind of plant are these?" ** walked into the tent, opened a bottle of mineral water, and drank it "gudu" and at this moment, there was a riot outside.
"What are you doing!" ** walked out of the tent and saw a group of plants surrounding something.
"What's the matter?" ** pulled open the flora and stared at a pea shooter, staring at his phone with all his concentration.
"It's like a big stare and a small stare again," said a plant.
Many plants: "I fell."
"Hey, boss, I'll win right away." The pea shooter said, looking at **, and then... lowered his head with this expression.
"What are you looking at? Look at your phone quickly! Or you will lose." ** said.
"I'll fall back."
[Author: It feels a bit weird.
**: If you don’t feel it, it’s over.
Author: (Anger...) After writing this chapter, you will be dead.]
Another day passed, and early in the morning, a meeting was held.
"It's February, but we just captured the grassland at the beginning of the year, and the territory has increased several times. Last year we were 25 kilograms, and this year it was about 300 kilograms. If we are at the current rate of food production, we can only produce up to 225 kilograms by the end of the year. Let's talk about your opinions!" ** said a lot in one breath.
The plants under "..." remained silent.
"If we hunt on the prairie, we can accumulate another 50 kilograms by the end of the year." The representative of the Pea Sagittarius first put forward his own point of view.
"No." The red needle flower represents the white pea saber, which represents a glance, "This will destroy the food chain."
"Hey, I'm talking about the Red Miss." said the corn pitcher representative slowly, "Have you only learned to roll your eyes in your life?"
"I'll try to suck you again." The leaves represented by the Red Needle Flower raised, and the corn pitcher representative begged for mercy repeatedly before escaping the knot.
"Well, if we hunt properly, we can get another 15 kilograms." ** spoke.
"What about the remaining 60 kilograms?" said the machine gun shooter representative.
"This is a problem," said the third-line shooter representative.
"..." Then it was silent for 15 seconds.
"I think..." The silence broke through by the cabbage pitcher representatives. "There are rebels recently in our military camp. They will certainly not be without food. I heard that they are transporting food from other places in large quantities, and a transport team is full of food."
"Since it's full of food," said **, "they must have taken precautions. Besides, we just fought a big battle in the street market, and our vitality was severely damaged. Nearly one million sunshine was thrown in. Our current sunshine stock is no more than 3 million."
"It makes sense."
"Okay, today's meeting ends here. Everyone will think about it when they go back and try to come up with the best solution."
In this way, the nth meeting of plants ended.
**When I entered the tent, I heard the noise of a group of plants again.
"So what's wrong?" **I often hear noises these days, and now I'm very sensitive.
"Boss, the people who sell car tickets are too dark." said a group of third-tier shooters.
"Why is it black?" said **.
"He will collect one plant and one ticket, and we will collect three tickets for each plant." said the three-line archers.
**: "......(It seems to make sense)"
Because the third-tier shooter has three heads...
However, there are too many heads and there are troubles, so the camera jumps to boot camp.
A group of plants, such as vegetables, sunflowers, pea shooters, corn pitchers, two-way shooters stand in a neat line, instructor ice shooters representative said:
"Turn left." A group of plants turned left, and the two-way shooter did not move.
"Turn right." A group of plants turned again, and the two-way archer had not moved yet.
"Report to the instructor, the two-way shooter did not move." said a group of plants.
“………(The instructor is speechless)”
"Who told him to have a head in front and behind?"
The "Report." shot jumps again.
"What's the matter?" Dr. Zombie crossed his legs and said.
"Reported that the skeleton fought against local military camps in a street market and ended up being defeated."
"Oh?" Doctor Zombie became interested. "The plant is starting to grow stronger now, by the way, can you finish the work?"
"Doctor, don't worry! It's done." said the messenger.
The camera jumps to the Plant Barracks.
"Swoosh", a bow and arrow hit a pea saber, and the pea saber fell to the ground.
"Oh!" ** found a note on it, and opened it and looked:
I tell you, I am a zombie Doctor. When I was fighting with the Pirate Harbor Military Camp in the past few days, I caught your company commander. I guess you have a friendship too! Otherwise, if he dies, you will come. Remember, you can only be the only one.
"I really suspect that this was written by a doctor, and the words written are crooked and are not marked as paragraphs."
"I'll fall."
This matter was held a meeting.
"I think you don't want to go." said the deputy. "This should be a condom."
"What do you know?" said the representative of the Red Needle Flower, "What if the company commander is inside?"
"What if it's a set?" the dean asked the devil.
"Don't argue with you two." said the Pea Sagittarius representative.
"It's not your business." The two plant representatives said in unison.
“…”
"I think..." ** said, "Shut up on me."
“………(Speechless, awkward)”
"I think I should go." The corn pitcher representative spoke.
"What do you think? What if it's a condom?" continued the delegate of the dish.
"Shut up and listen to the boss's opinion." Zhu Xiaolong said.
"As you said, there are risks to go and not go. You would rather believe in it than believe in it. I should go and see it."
"See?"
(End of this chapter)
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