twenty-first chapter seven
Su Shenghai and Su Shengji stared at Su Shengren's vicissitudes of old faces, and Su Shengren said, "Have you ever heard of the 'Liancheng Jue' case of the 'Liancheng Jue'?"
Su Shengji said inexplicably: "What's wrong? Are you saying that we three brothers are the three unfilial disciples of Tiegu Moe who will not die well?"
Su Shengren smiled and said, "Junior brother misunderstood. I mean we can follow the example of Mr. Mei's three apprentices..."
Su Shengji was so angry that he sneered: "Isn't the same thing yet?... But this is appropriate, senior brother, are you using the past to mock the present?"
Su Shenghai said: "The second junior brother has a good idea. Let's look for a blacksmith shop and make a Shenglianchengjue...the iron box that puts the sword..."
So, a beautiful scenery appeared on the official road to the north. The three brothers of the Su family locked an iron chain connected to the iron box on their wrists, and went all the way north. The pedestrians on the road were inexplicably confused, saying that Mao Zhizai advocated Western democracy, freedom, and human rights, and the exiled prisoners benefited from the pain of wearing shackles and locks. Not only did they say that they would not be able to see the escort yamen run. Mao Zhizai said that being a human being would have universal value. There was a crusader in the West to promote universal values, killing countless brainless angry young people and finally established a paradise of democracy and freedom there. People live happily and well-being. The guns and cannons are fired every day, and there is no government to take care of them. It is really free... I heard rumors that in the future, I would say foreign languages, eat foreign food, wear foreign clothes, enter foreign religions, and change to foreign surnames to make them look full of foreign flavor.
Only the foreign style of the country is worthy of the ancestors is worthy of Chinese civilization. Our Song Dynasty has entered the ranks of democratic countries in the world. Those who dare to say the word "no" are slaughter-like brainlessness, and those who are full of feces are angry and angry young men are killing them! ... I would like to invite a foreigner to be the emperor. It is said that according to foreign language, the dictatorship of the emperor is a dictatorial thief, and should be called the colonial governor to guide us in keeping with civilization. I heard Mr. Liu Bobo, who came back from studying abroad, said that if you want to revive the glory of your ancestors, you can only be a Western colony for three hundred years! What I lack most now is the foreign flavor of universal values. The universal value is really great. With this foreign treasure, my Song Dynasty does not need a soldier or a soldier. I just need a few grand scholars to Jiangbei to talk about universal values without a single knife and a gun. The Qin people were ashamed and asked to surrender to the south.
Su Shengji was so impatient that he plucked up two black beads and cursed: "What bullshit universal value? What universal value do you ask the man surnamed Mao to use to greet my corpse sword?" Seeing that the three old men had a bad face, several people thought that the universal value advocated that murder would not be worth their lives. They quickly closed their mouths and hurried away.
Su Shenghai smiled and said, "Why do you get such a big temper? I can hear this universal value well!"
Su Shengji said angrily: "Who is Mao Shikeng? If he has milk, he is his mother, and if he has money, he is his father. If he has low character, what kind of good intentions can he show?"
Su Shenghai also nodded and said, "Yes, yes.'Western clothes, hats, and socks are also fashionable, and we will sell them to the country, the people and the ancestors' country.'"
Su Shenghai laughed and said, "I always thought that my two junior brothers were the most treacherous villains. I didn't expect that they would get horny in this national justice? I also know that this Western thing is 'fake, big, empty.' It's nothing more than some clichés about the country and the people. What kind of election and a bullshit can make the country and the people strong. This is also easy to pass! I can't see what the colonies are for. I really think that foreigners are saviors, who will first lead to wealth and then lead everyone to prosperity together?"
Su Shengren, Su Shengji said strangely: "Senior brother doesn't agree with this Western thing, so why?..."
Su Shenghai said, "Mr. Shang said, 'The country is strong and the people are weak, and the country is weak and the people are strong.' Do you know? If the court is weak, we will naturally have to say what we say about the world!" After saying that, he laughed to the sky. Su Shengren, and Su Shengji could only sigh as bad as himself.
The three of them walked a long way and saw that the sun had already tilted westward, but they were surprised that they had never found a tea shed along the way. Several people were thinking that it must be that the little witch Chu Yun had done a good job, so they heard the shouts in front: "Big bowl of tea! Big bowl of tea!"
Su Shenghai raised his eyebrows and nodded and smiled, "You can come whatever you want. The little demon girl is really cunning! Two junior brothers should be more careful!" The three of them raised their hearts, cheered up their spirits, and walked past the tea shed in front. A middle-aged man stood beside the tea shed, giving a white dough that looked like a coat of powder. The onion fingers gently raised and swayed a piece of brocade chef. The fragrance of the braised braised handkerchief was exaggerated. Every move was filled with some actor's temperament, and the three brothers of the Su family were seen from the side.
After passing by, he hurriedly came forward, blocked the way for several people, and only walked around in front of the three people, laughing: "These guests only saw the heroic spirit that crossed their eyebrows just like dragons and tigers, and they were like tigers roaring valleys. They are really a hero reborn and a hero reborn. Come on, where are the freedoms of the people and affairs of the heroes? Let's put aside the grudges and hatreds, come here to eat a few big bowls of tea, and also experience what it means to 'the ordinary is the truth'..."
Su Shengji raised his eyebrows and said, "Those who are determined to drink wine, and those who are bored drink tea... Waiter, do you have any wine to sell at your home?"
The man laughed and said, "There are some good wines in the shop, but 'Drinking tea can make you clear your heart, while drinking alcohol will make you mess with your sex.' If you want to eat wine, don't blame me if you have any mistakes!"
Su Shengren scolded him and said, "Get out, we are in a hurry to rush, we don't have time to play soy sauce with you!" As he said that, he called the two brothers and brothers to hurry to go.
"Customer, wait!" The waiter rushed up from behind and held Su Shenghai's sleeve and said, "Hero, don't hurry to rush. There is no place to stay in the village or the shop behind the village. There is only one place to rest. If you pass by, you will not regret taking medicine!"
Su Shenghai sneered: "I see that you are a hippie person, you must be uneasy, I'm afraid it's a black store!"
With just one sentence, the waiter almost got angry and pulled Su Shenghai's clothes and quarreled with him: "Mom, who are you scolding for opening a black shop?" He just said that, and reached out and slapped him in the ear.
Su Shenghai only glared at the two eagles, and the waiter immediately became more contented, but still pulled his clothes and refused to let go. He laughed and said, "A few heroes are joking, the young are good people, or... or I will make a swearing!" As he said that, he pointed up and pointed his head and shook his head, "Heaven is above, whoever loses his conscience, refuses to recognize his relatives, harms innocent people, and forgets his righteousness when he sees profit, will be a turtle bastard, and he will not die well!" After saying that, he looked at the faces of the three people with his eyes slanted.
Chapter completed!