Chapter 2279 Competition(1/2)
When Xia Xin heard the word "game", he was immediately overjoyed, "Really? If you win, you will listen to me. If I ask you to go home, you will follow me home obediently?"
"certainly!"
Leng Xuetong stared at Xia Xin with a serious face and said, "You can do anything you ask me to do. On the contrary, if I win, you will leave here and never come back."
Xia Xin actually wanted to agree immediately, but then he felt that things would not be so simple.
In case of fraud, he asked in advance, "What game? It's not a game that is unfair to me."
"Don't worry, it's a very fair game for both of us. If you feel unfair and you can refuse to participate, we'll change the event."
"so good?"
Xia Xin was a little suspicious, why Xue Tong suddenly became so easy to talk.
game?
I never lost when I was serious about playing solo.
Even the flying chess is not all about probability, but Xia Xin doesn't want to cheat.
If he really cheats, he can throw away a few, using Xia Xin's martial arts and his precise grasp of the strength of the object, the dice can be controlled as he wants.
So, Xia Xin has never lost a single player game.
He was already smiling in his heart, and he actually used his strongest one to challenge himself.
Isn’t this a desperate attempt?
Leng Xuetong also raised her eyebrows slightly, showing a little sneer, "And for fairness, the game is divided into three competitions, and the winner is the winner, how about it, it's very fair."
Xia Xin smiled and said, "Okay, how can I compare? I have to listen first."
"This is the first game, just say, don't laugh, the rules are very simple, whoever laughs first will lose."
As soon as Xia Xin finished listening, he hurriedly put away his smiling face, fearing that Leng Xuetong would start time now.
Xia Xin looked annoyed and said, "You are so cunning. You are so cunning that you don't laugh for thousands of years, and you are not allowed to laugh with the people I laugh every day."
In fact, my heart is already filled with laughter.
Even if you don’t laugh anymore, I will scratch your slits and scratch your soles. If you don’t believe it, you won’t laugh. According to Xia Xin’s observation, 90% of girls are afraid of itch. No matter whether it is Ye Ye, Shui Ling, Yue Wu, Xiaoxuan, and Shi Qi, they can’t stop laughing when they scratch.
Leng Xue's pink lips curled slightly, as if she could see through Xia Xin's thoughts at a glance, and said coldly, "Of course, but you are not allowed to touch my body!"
"...You know how to read minds? If you don't touch you, how can you make you laugh."
Leng Xuetong calmly drank the tea ceremony, "You can make faces, tell jokes or something."
Xia Xin recalled the past. Although he did speak and made Leng Xuetong laugh, the number of times was counted by 3 fingers, and it was in a special environment and in a specific situation.
Now let him make Leng Xuetong smile?
Xia Xin is really not sure.
Among the girls she has ever met, Xia Shiqi ranked second, and Leng Xuetong ranked first.
"What's wrong? If you think it's unfair, you can also not participate. Today's incident is just pretending that it hasn't happened."
"No, it's fair."
Xia Xin thought for a while and said, "But I ask you to repeat all the rules."
"What tricks do you want to play? But it's just in vain."
Leng Xuetong thought for a while and said, "The first game is not allowed to laugh. The rules are very simple. Whoever laughs first will lose. Don't touch my body. Don't try to scratch me, and don't call anyone. This is a game between us. If someone else finds out, the game will be defeated."
"The rules are quite simple."
Xia Xin smiled and confirmed, "Is that so much?"
Leng Xuetong frowned, feeling that there were more than that, but she couldn't think of anything for a moment.
"That's it."
"Um."
Xia Xin grabbed the stone chair and moved to Leng Xuetong, moving to her side, but she didn't touch her. Then, he leaned over and went to Leng Xuetong's small, icy and slippery face, stared at her eyes and said, "Xuetong, let me tell you a joke."
Leng Xuetong raised her eyebrows, "Hmm?"
Xia Xin thought to himself, thanks to Yue Wu, for forcing herself to recite 10 jokes every day, and she had to tell a joke until she laughed.
I saw thousands of jokes at the beginning.
Xia Xin thought about it and said.
On the plane, a parrot said to the flight attendant: "Give me a glass of water." The pig also learned from the parrot and said to the flight attendant: "Give me a glass of water." The flight attendant was furious and threw both the parrot and the pig off the plane. At this time, the parrot said to the pig: "You are stupid, you can fly."
Naturally, Leng Xuetong's expression was not moving at all.
Xia Xin thought about it again.
A friend of mine went to take the exam and was stopped by the invigilator.
The invigilator shouted, "Stop, you are wearing a skirt to take the exam, are you copying your little ones on your thighs?"
"…Teacher~ You can guess this, don't you...are you a person who has experienced it?"
"It's a big deal to come here. You are the only boy in the school who wears a skirt during the exam!"
Naturally, Leng Xuetong still had no expression on her face.
"What's the funny thing?"
Xia Xin decided to add some materials.
"You know, who is the best person for Latin dance?"
"Who."
"It's best for people with short tines to jump."
“Why…”
Leng Xuetong reacted halfway through her reaction, and gave Xia Xin a blank look and said, "Wouldn't that be the best for you to jump?"
Xia Xin wanted to smile proudly, but fortunately he held back halfway through laughter, and didn't let him laugh. He replied with a stiff face, "Sooner or later, you will know if it's suitable for me."
“…”
Of course, Xia Xin racked his brains and thought of several jokes. Whether it was meat or vegetable, it was useless to Leng Xuetong.
Xia Xin felt that the current situation was a bit like he was holding a millet and a rifle and going to a steel fortress, where could he attack in?
Then, Xia Xin made faces at Leng Xuetong and deliberately made funny moves. Leng Xuetong neither avoided nor escaped from her sight, so she stared at her.
Just don't laugh.
Xia Xin discovered that it was indeed not that simple.
When King You of Zhou was teasing the princes, he forced Bao Si to smile. How could he make Xue Tong laugh?
However, there is a good news that if this continues, you will only get a draw in the end.
Because, both of them will try their best to hold back their smiles.
I won’t laugh, either. It’s okay for those who practice martial arts to desperately control the flesh on their faces.
Xia Xin can still hold it back.
It feels like this will never end.
Xia Xin said that his mouth was dry and he could only pour himself a cup of tea and sip it gently.
Then I stared at Leng Xuetong's little face. The face was as white as snow, but also as cold as the ice of Antarctic. It would be easier to dissolve the iceberg of Antarctic.
This requires all mankind to work together to create ozone holes.
I can only be stiff first.
While thinking, Leng Xuetong also stretched out her white little hand, gently grabbed the teacup, and poured herself a cup of tea.
Then, using his thumb and index finger, he held the teacup and gracefully approached his thin pink lips.
But at this moment, the teacup slipped and fell on the stone table. With the crisp "clang" sound, the entire teacup broke open.
The broken crack also streaked across Leng Xuetong's index finger.
Leng Xuetong couldn't help but scream, reached out to cover her fingers, showing a painful expression on her face.
Xia Xin was shocked, frightened by the sudden situation, and exclaimed, "How is it? I'm injured, let me see."
As he said that, he reached out to grab Leng Xuetong's little hand with a look of anxiety.
This was his instinctive reaction. Xia Xin had no time to think about it, and was worried about whether Leng Xuetong's finger was cut, was injured, would it get inflamed, and whether she should take medicine or not.
However, when Xia Xin reached halfway through his hand, he suddenly felt something was wrong.
Xue Tong was a man. Even when he was taking a shower, he suddenly saw a pervert, and a big pervert wearing female underwear. He stood beside him without any panic, and his face was not moved at all.
He looked like he was completely like a mountain of Tai collapsed before and his face was still unchanged. How could he scream out loud because this teacup was broken?
The scream really disturbed Xia Xin's Gangyi's mind, leaving him with his mind full of Leng Xuetong's safety...
To be continued...