Chapter 94: The Two Crips
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The Tiger King is now in a miserable state, sitting on the ground, crying without tears.
This person's luck cannot be too good. It's so good. God is jealous of you. Good fortune and good fortune are all right at all. I raised a banner and ran all the way. I was happy. Unexpectedly, Tieli tripped by a dead body. The horse fell off its front hoof. It fell and stood up again. Nothing happened, but he fell and chewed on the ground for more than a dozen times. He was almost trampled to death by a galloping horse that whistled past. He finally saved his life and was proud. When he looked again, he sprained his ankle.
God, is there anyone who takes revenge on others like this? I am just traitorous and let Uncle Tieying rob and kill the Golden Dog's camel, horse, cattle and sheep. Can I blame me for this? It was Golden Dog who betrayed the truth first. Why did he send the camel, horse, cattle and sheep back to Yizhou in such a hurry? I just want to take it alone? Since he is unkind, I am of course unrighteous. Besides, these livestock were also robbed by Golden Dog. If he can rob others of his, I can't rob him? Everyone is bandits. If you rob me, I rob yours, it's very fair. Why just punish me? Is there any reason?
Fang Jin sent people to the rear to find a doctor, while commanding the guards to protect the surroundings. The battlefield was too chaotic and the sky was dark and it was easy to be injured by accident, so he could only stay here for the time being. Fang Jin and the guards were a little confused. Today, the general general showed his power. When the defeat was decided, he could still turn the tide. He used magic to transform a herd of bison and tens of thousands of livestock, and suddenly turned defeat into victory. He miraculously defeated and won this battle. He was simply a living god. Will such a god miss the front and get hurt?
Some people pretend to be smart. The General Manager is the son of a god. The spells may be a little worse. And today they have so many bisons and livestock in one breath. It is too tired, but they accidentally fell off the horse. It makes sense that the General Manager is probably too tired. The Iron Guards are now admiring Li Hu to the extreme, so they are careful to take care of them, for fear of making mistakes.
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When it was dark, Huang She limped and found him with a stick, "Is the general manager injured?"
Li Hu rolled his eyes at him. This lame man's eyes were narrowed into a slit. Are you gloating? "I sprained ankle." He shouted at Huang She with annoyance, "You are also limp, I am also limp, two lame."
"Has a sprained ankle?" Huang She exclaimed, "Is it serious? Could it be that it is broken?"
Li Hu glared at him and said, "I'm disabled. The eldest and second sons of the General Manager's camp are all lame men. They are lame men, they look good, right?" He was too lazy to talk about this unlucky thing, pointed at his side and asked Huang She to sit down, "In the future, you will be the second son." If you can win this battle, the lame men make great contributions. From now on, we will be grasshoppers on a rope and we will be together."
Huang She was so happy that the General Manager was such a good person. I didn't do anything, but just followed Tieying to fight a disaster, then looked at the sky and came up with a few ideas, such as hanging a mask on the cow's head, covering the cow's eyes, shooting a few arrows behind the cow's butt. This job was easy and safe. But the General Manager thought it was amazing and asked me to command the General Manager's Mansion in a serious manner. Oh, it's really lucky and made a big deal.
When Huang She thought of the General General's Mansion, his eyes were gone. After winning the battle, the General General took down the prisoners and cleaned up the money and weapons. Their strength doubled. The position of the boss of the rebel army was determined. In this way, the affairs of the General General's Mansion could be arranged and he could be called the King's Mansion.
He was about to speak, but Li Hu rushed in front of him and said first.
"If Jindo comes to him later, you will say I'm injured and unconscious." Li Hu said with a smile, "I guess Nianhan and Wu Shu are so angry that they vomit blood, and they will come to me to settle the score immediately, hehe..."
"Tsk..." Huang She sneered, "He still has the face to find him? If I were to jump into the river and commit suicide."
"Don't bully people like this." Li Hu smiled, "The Jurchens are very fierce. If you make them angry, they may be anxious. Look at us, it's a mess now and can't beat them at all. So, you have to comfort them and say that we will abide by the agreement, that we will give them money and weapons, and that we will give them money and weapons. Don't worry, wait for two days, as long as I wake up, we can talk immediately."
Huang She glanced at him, with a hint of doubt in his eyes. Can you solve the problem if you hide without seeing someone? The Jin people robbed Liao dogs, you robbed Liao people, and then killed two birds with one stone. Both of them were frightened and frightened the golden dogs, and now they couldn't even see a ghost. Now they are not just so angry that they vomit blood, and they want to eat your meat and drink your blood. You don't think about it. Your betrayal has caused them to suffer such a great loss. Can you calm the anger of the Jurchens as agreed in advance?
"In my opinion, you won this battle, your back is so strong that you turn your face black and turn your back and refuse to accept others. I just don't give it to you. What can you do? Compared with the Jurchens, this is not called treason. The Khitans are the masters of the Jurchens, but when the Jurchens turn against each other, they not only beat their masters all over the ground, but also steal the other's power. Compared with the two, what are you?"
Haha, this lame man is good, and I think of it. Li Hu smiled, "Golden Dog is angry. Will it leave for a while? So many people stare at me, and I can't leave. So far, Nian Han still thinks that the main force of the rebel army is here, but if he discovers the truth, I will be done, so..." Li Hu pretended to be mysterious and said with a smile, "I have to think of a way to let Jin Dog get out immediately."
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Huang She had already seen the talent of this pig head. He said that there was a way, so there must be no need to bother with it. He went all out to find him in the chaos of the battlefield, not for the Golden Dog, but for a more important thing.
"Master General, listen to everyone's shouting..."
Li Hu knew very well that the bitch raised by a bastard, I finally made a comeback. Before I could breathe, I had no time to sweat, and before I could wipe it off, you ran away in a hurry and said something about being king. I would not be fooled. Once I was king, I was on the target of public criticism. Not only did the Khitans want to kill me in a hurry, but even the Jurchens' eyes were red. The big one in Liaodong made three kings. That would be fine. Those two dogs attacked me from left to right, and they would not even swallow me alive.
"I don't do it." Li Hu was very determined, and cursed with Huang She, "Lame, remember it for me. I will talk about this next time. I will also discount your other leg."
Huang She felt a bitter face and thought to herself that if you never become king, I will just be fooled by you. I will be able to make a comeback in the year of the monkey and horses. Can you be a rebel for the rest of your life? Is it possible to be a bandit? No, I have to take advantage of this matter now, let’s just say that if you miss the iron while it’s hot, and when the excitement is over, you might even lose your other leg. This kid is cruel, glaring at you, and you dare to kill anyone.
Huang She widened her two skeleton eyes, shook her skulls, chatting endlessly, listing stories about the changes of dynasties in the previous dynasties. Liu Bang, Liu Xiu, Yang Jian, Liu Yu, Li Yuan, etc.... as they are known to you.
Li Hu couldn't stand it anymore and asked, "When did Cao Cao become king? When did Liu Yu become emperor?"
Cao Cao and Liu Yu have a family. This kid is not without ideas, but just thinking that the timing is inappropriate. As long as you have ideas, it is easy to deal with. This is what I am waiting for. I will be with you later. You always have to give me a hope, right?
Huang She stopped talking about becoming the king, but about opening the mansion. "Chief General, can you plan to open the mansion now?"
Li Hu scratched his head and thought about it for a while. He felt that some things must be explained clearly to Huang She. For example, if you go south to fight the territory, these crucial things will definitely affect Huang She’s judgment of the situation. He was really not in the mood two days ago and was too lazy to say it. Now that the war has won and there is a mood, what should be said is to say, "Don’t worry, let’s talk carefully these two days, okay?"
Chapter completed!