Chapter 1 This is the standard soy sauce rhythm
"Isn't the Tianchao Urban Management known as controlling the sky, the earth and the air? Why don't you care about the falling objects at high altitudes?"
Jiang You cursed and crawled up from the ground with his head in his arms. He felt that his head didn't hurt much. It seemed that the flowerpot was of poor quality.
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"This...is this the situation of Shenma?"
The situation in front of him was shocked. There were a series of antique buildings, and people on the street were wearing wide robes and wide sleeves. The man had a bun on his head and a bun with various elegant hair.
"This is a fantasy world that is invisible to the Tang, Song, Yuan, Ming and Qing dynasties? If you don't play like this, you can smash people through a flower pot on the street. If this continues, how many people will have to travel through time in a year? It is more effective than Shenma's family planning!" Jiang You stared at his eyes wide, opened his mouth wide, and looked incredible. Did you travel through time?
"The martial arts of these two heroes are quite good. The one on the left practices the 7796-way turtle punches, known as the diamond boss. The one on the right makes him good at one hand and specializes in beating the elderly, the weak, the sick and the disabled!"
A loud voice similar to a storyteller came.
Why is this line a bit familiar? It seems like I have heard it there? Jiang You looked up and saw that two big men stood majestic on the ridge of the building, facing each other.
One showed his shirtless man with half of his tattoos, with scars on his face. The other was wearing a gray cloak behind him, and his yellow teeth in his mouth were shining with shit.
"Lord Ye, where is your sword?" The big man in yellow teeth shouted loudly, with extraordinary momentum.
"The sword is in my heart? Where is your sword?" said the tattooed man coldly.
"If you kill you, there is no need to use a sword." The big man of Huangya sneered.
"You are so angry!" The tattooed man was furious when he heard this, and his murderous aura appeared on his face.
"The tone is because of the inflammation and inflammation of the gums..." The long-haired man smiled gracefully.
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"Isn't this a line from the big laughing world? What an international joke!" When Jiang You saw this scene, he remembered it. It was clearly the beginning of the big laughing world that he had seen not long ago. The two guys on the roof pretended to be duels in the world, but they were actually selling fake medicines to advertise.
I vaguely remember that the movie is starring Xiao Shenyang, with big names such as Zhao Benshan, Zeng Zhiwei, Wu Zongxian, and Lin Xilei. From this lineup, it can be seen that it is definitely a movie that keeps laughing. It also includes characters from several novels from martial arts master Jin Yong.
For example, Huang Shang, the author of the "Nine Yin True Sutra", the king of Zhongshen, the sword saint Dugu Qiubai, the fire forebodu, and other people, although these people occupy very little space in Master Jin's works, they are all great people who are well-known.
There are more peerless martial arts that appear in the movie, such as "Nine Yin Scriptures", "The Unformed Divine Arts", "Nine Swords of Dugu", "Sunflower Book"...
"Hahaha, this guy is in poor health. He just woke up and still couldn't figure out the situation. He was like an idiot. I think he was dead."
Jiang You was stunning, and a sneer came from behind. When he looked back, there were about ten people standing behind him, including middle-aged uncles, female students crying in school uniforms, female white-collar workers dressed in OL, and middle-aged aunts...
The person who spoke was a young man with yellow hair on his head, with yellow hair and strange clothes on his body, and he washed them and blew them all. Without exception, they were all dressed by modern people.
However, the expressions on everyone's faces were different, some were confused, some were shocked, some were excited, some were curious, some were crying...
"Is this the Hengdian set?" Jiang You looked around and thought he understood, but then he thought something was wrong. Hengdian was thousands of miles away from the city where he lived.
Which is this?
"Look clearly, these people can't see us at all!" A man in a suit pointed at the pedestrian on the street and said coldly to Jiang You, looking at Jiang You with disdain on his face. His clothes were full of brand logos and his face was dressed as a business elite.
Jiang You looked at it carefully and found that as the man in a suit said, the "Ancients" passing by the roadside seemed to be no one could see him. He showed his courage to stretch out his hand and waved it in front of a woman in a silk skirt, but the woman didn't see it.
Damn it! I don’t even want to miss me! Isn’t I handsome enough?
"Okay, you are the last one to wake up. Now look at the mark on the palm of your right hand and you understand everything." A man with an extremely tough body walked forward and looked at Jiang You guy and said.
The man was about 1.9 meters tall, wearing a gray leather jacket, big horse boots, and a long scar on the left side of his face, which opened from the corner of his left eye to the corner of his mouth, looking extremely ferocious.
Jiang You looked up at him, Xiao’s heart trembled and hurriedly lowered his head.
A terrible white skull mark appeared on the palm of his hand, and two colorful snakes emerged from the dark holes of the eye, spitting long blood-red letters, and their sharp green fangs shone with cold light, which was lifelike and very scary.
"How could it be..." Before he finished speaking, his mind buzzed and many things poured in.
Jiang You's mind suddenly had a lot of information, and a wonderful female voice rang in his ears: "Welcome to become the trialist of the Death Space. Your temporary number is [C0748]. After becoming a contractor, the code name will be officially activated. The skeleton and poisonous snake in the right hand are marked as the Death Seal. The information you get in the Death Space and scene can be found in it. Below is the attribute situation after your body is digitized."
As soon as the sound fell, rows of data appeared in the picture in my mind.
Code: C0748
property:
【Strength】: 3(5), 【Agility】: 4(5), 【Physical strength】: 3(5), 【Mental strength】: 3(5), 【Intellect】: 6(5)
[Storage space]: 1 cubic meter. (The God of Death Seal is included, and can be upgraded.)
The attributes of the trial practitioner [C0748] were comprehensively rated as G-level.
Note: The average attribute value of normal adult males is included in brackets. (The attribute score is 9 levels, with the highest level AAA and the lowest level G.)
[Strength] × 2 equals damage, × 1 equals defense. - Determines melee damage output, weight bearing ability, and defense ability.
[Agility] × 2 equals speed. - Determines speed, dodge ability, and reaction ability.
[Physical strength] × 10 equals vitality. - Determines vitality and recovery ability in abnormal states.
[Mental Power] × 5 is equal to energy. - Energy value determines the length of time when various superpowers are used.
[Intellect] determines learning ability, adaptability, and observation ability.
"What a joke? My rating is so low, is the data wrong?" Jiang You looked at the information in his mind and understood it instantly.
Unexpectedly, I stayed at home for more than ten days, and finally went out and was hit by a lucky flower pot falling from the sky. Not only did I directly lose my life, but I also absorbed this thing similar to the main god space and nightmare space in the Infinite Stream novel.
No matter what kind of space he deserves, it’s all about changing soups and not changing medicines, and it’s a place to harvest people’s lives. There are crises in the Huanhuan Dynasty, and it’s really safer to stay at home when going out. This is the rhythm of trying to kill me!
The protagonists in other infinite novels are all powerful bulls who kill without blinking. They are so awesome as soon as they enter the space. My attribute configuration is below the horizontal line, and the horizon is completely a life of getting a box lunch, making soy sauce, and delivering vegetables.
It’s all my parents who are lazy when they name it. When they saw a soy sauce bottle, they picked me up a Jiangyou, which made me play soy sauce everywhere since I was born, and I have been fighting for twenty-one years.
I strongly request that I change my name to Jiang Zhuojiao, and give me a pig's feet halo, and bring my own top talented ability. Lucky, the hidden attribute of Charming God Horse is +100. Otherwise, how can I continue to play with this little body?
"According to the space standards, your body standards do not meet the minimum evaluation standard for the time being, but the G-level has the lowest rating, so the space barely gives a G-level evaluation." The prompt sound of the Death Space sounded quite humanely, but Jiang You seemed to be mocking himself no matter how he heard it.
I'll tell you, will you tell me? If you don't tell the truth, you will die?
In Jiang You's heart, thousands of grass and mud horses began a long migration from north to south, running wildly!
I told you not to exercise normally, I told you not to eat breakfast, and I told you to play so happily when watching island education films. Now I know the consequences? Jiang You was so nervous. There were fifteen buckets of water, how could we make our physical fitness work?
Fortunately, I am not mentally retarded, and my intelligence is still above the level line. It seems that I have to use my specialties in the future and rely on monkeys to steal peaches and tricks behind my back to work. I am not a senior talent like us!
Unscrupulously comforted himself, Jiang You glanced at the expressions of other people. It was obvious that he was the last person in the matter. This was the soy sauce rhythm of the red-haired man. It can basically be positioned as the No. 18 male supporting role in a bloody film and television drama that the male protagonist snatched his girlfriend!
"As a novice guide, I will answer some questions for you. In three minutes, the novice trial mission will be started. Please ask if you have any questions now. Rookies!" The tough scar man ignored Jiang You anymore, looked at the time, clapped his palm and sneered.
"When will I go home?" asked the female student in school uniform with tears on her face.
"Complete the task." Scarface smiled.
"Will you die if you can't complete the task?" asked the beautiful white-collar worker.
"I'll know then." Scarface looked at the female white-collar worker like an idiot, and his eyes looked like he was looking at a dead person. Obviously, the answer had been given.
"Can I quit?" Jiang You seized the opportunity and asked with the last bit of luck. He has read a lot of infinite stream novels. Usually, if you can't complete the task, you either erase it or deduct points and then erase it. Anyway, one word is dead!
"The problem is very good. Do you remember the situation and situation before you get here?" Scarface looked at him jokingly, and his eyes swept to the others and smiled so coldly.
"I got drunk with my client and drove home. It seemed like I had a car accident on the way..." the man in the suit recalled.
"I crossed the road and didn't walk the overpass, so I just overturned the guardrail and was hit by a large truck..." Xi Jian Chuan murmured.
"My boyfriend said he was going to break up with me, so I... jumped off the rooftop..." said the female student.
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Everyone is recalling what they had before entering this world.
"Yes, you are dead in the real world. Now you have a chance. If you don't want to die, you must complete the novice trial task. If you complete it, you can turn your fate around and accept death if you fail. Now, the time is up! Good luck, goodbye... maybe..." Scarface shook his head gently, and his figure slowly disappeared.
Scarface left the same thing, and Jiang You's ears sounded.
"The beginner trial is now on, follow the prompts to complete the task."
Newbie Trial Scene: "The Big Laughing Jianghu" Qingyang City
Pain weakening: 70%.
Mission difficulty: Novice trial.
Phase 1 task:
Mission 1: Be recognized by any plot character in the world of Laughing Jianghu and establish intimacy.
Mission 2: Obtain the first part of the world's martial arts and conduct preliminary mastery.
Mission time limit: fifteen days.
Punishment for mission failure: The task cannot be completed for a limited time, erase!
Newbie trial tips:
1. The method of publishing the trial task for beginners is phased. After completing each phase of the task, you will get a prompt for the next phase of the task.
2. Be cautious and be careful. Everything you do is very likely to change the development of the plot. Just like a butterfly flapping its wings occasionally, it will increase the difficulty of the task and may cause a world war.
Trials can receive a reward from novices. Please select any two of the following options:
1. The three attributes of strength, agility, and physical strength are temporarily doubled. (It is invalid if you leave this world.)
2. One ordinary iron sword, damage +4. (It is necessary to fight a family and protect the country.)
3. One piece of clothing, defense +3. (A handsome and compelling clothing is a must-have for picking up girls and pretending to be good.)
4. Ten taels of silver. (Money can make the devil push the mill.)
5. One Dali Pill. (One Li Reduce Ten Sutra, produced by You Medical, three guarantees of quality.)
6.Hidden attribute lucky value permanent +1. (Do you want to know what will happen after opening the protagonist's halo?)
7. The charm value of hidden attributes permanent +1. (A must-have for attracting bees and butterflies.)
8. Random rewards. (Rookies, come and try your luck?)
Jiang You looked at the others. There were 9 novices who were conducting trials, including himself. Each of them looked thoughtful, and obviously they received tasks and novices rewards.
Chapter completed!