Chapter 346: The Best Men and Women

Yang Ming and Chen Mengyan came to the school cafeteria. Yang Ming first asked Chen Mengyan to take up a seat and then ordered food by himself. Chen Mengyan's breakfast is very simple, usually white porridge and pickles. Yang Ming has bought it many times before, so he knows it without asking. Yang Ming ordered a basket of buns himself and walked towards Chen Mengyan's table.

However, it was just a moment when a couple quarreled with Chen Mengyan.

"There is someone next to me. He goes to buy things and will be back soon!" Chen Mengyan said with a frown.

"Ha, you say there are people?" The man wearing glasses grinned and said to Chen Mengyan: "You want to say that there are people in the canteen. Do everyone have to go out for a picnic?"

"Why are you unreasonable? Look, there are already two sets of tableware here! Why do you still have to sit here?" Chen Mengyan was a little unhappy. This person's words were really bad.

"Ha! Do you think it's a college study room? Take out a book and write it with two words to take up seats? Tell you, this set is out of date!" The man in glasses grinned with no temperament at all, "You are freshman, you?"

"Handsome guy, don't pay attention to her. She's not a good guy at first glance. I'm going to take a seat for anyone with a good look!" The coquettish girl next to the man with glasses said coquettishly to the man with eyes.

Handsome guy? He is so fucking disgusting. He looks even more vulgar than a mouse. This kind of person is also called a handsome guy? Yang Ming wants to vomit!

"What are you talking about?" Chen Mengyan was not that easy to mess with. Seeing this girl's words so unpleasant, she couldn't help but retort.

"You! I don't want to?" The coquettish girl glared at her and said, "Look at what you look like, you are relying on men to make a living!"

"Ba!" As soon as the coquettish girl finished saying this, a bowl of steaming white porridge fell from the sky and directly pressed on her head. The juice poured on her body, and the rice grains flowed along her hair everywhere.

"I think I'd better give you some food first!" Yang Ming said lightly.

"Who! Who dares to pour porridge on my head!" The coquettish girl turned around with a round stool with red face and red eyes, looked at Yang Ming with a smirk behind her, pointed at him and said furiously: "What the hell are you going to do!"

"I'll give you a meal!" Yang Ming shrugged indifferently.

"Wow, I'm fighting with you!" The coquettish girl reached out and grabbed Yang Ming.

"Stay there." Yang Ming pushed her and staggered her coquettish girl: "Don't think you are a woman, I dare not do anything to you. If you get angry, you will still beat you!"

"My mother, I die with you!" The coquettish girl picked up a broken bowl from the ground and rushed over like Yang Ming.

"Do you have that function?" Yang Ming looked at the coquettish girl with some mockingness, knocked the broken bowl in her hand away with a slap, and then said to the man in glasses: "Siyan, take care of your wife, don't let her be like a mad dog."

"What's your name? Tell me your name!" The man in glasses was so angry that his chest was fluttering and pointed at Yang Ming.

"What, do you want to take revenge?" Yang Ming put the buns on the table and said to Chen Mengyan: "You eat buns first, the white porridge will be wasted on the dog."

"Your mom pussy, who do you think is a dog?" The coquettish girl jumped up again: "Li Longshuai, he scolded me!"

"I know, I won't let him go!" The man in glasses nodded and pointed at Yang Ming and said, "Boy, if you have the guts, tell me what your name is!"

"I don't have time to pay attention to you." Yang Ming said impatiently: "You go quickly, I don't want to beat you up."

"Hmph, don't you say it, right? OK, if you have the will, just sit here and don't move!" After the man in glasses said that, he took out his cell phone and was about to call.

"I don't move. If you want to find someone, hurry up. I have to go to class after dinner, so I won't be with you." Yang Ming curled his lips and said.

"You can do it, you have a habit..." The man in glasses took the phone and flipped through the phone book. After a long time, he didn't dial any number.

"Li Longshuai, don't you know so many people on the road? Call them and kill this little pussy!" The coquettish girl shouted loudly, attracting many people in the canteen to look at each other.

"I'm not looking for it now, there are too many, I don't know who to look for!" The man in glasses said to himself, I'm just bragging with you every day, so how could I know so many people! My aunt, if you didn't advocate campus violence so much, would I be bragging with you? I just scared that kid just now, but I didn't expect him to not take this trick!

"Li Longshuai, hurry up, have you found it?" The coquettish girl said impatiently: "There are so many people, would you scare him to death if you just find one?"

"Oh, okay, I'll just find one..." Li Longshuai was helpless and had to find out the contact information given to him by a former classmate. It is said that this person is very good in society, and that classmate is one of his little brothers.

If you can, pretend to be a slut first! Li Longshuai called the contact information of the big brother in society: "Hey, please send me 8138607, and said that Li Dagang's buddy was kicked. Please call 139 quickly... Hum? What? The machine was shut down four years ago?"

"..." Li Longshuai hung up the phone with a depressed look on his face. Now, there are indeed not many people using paging, and it is common sense to shut down. It is surprising that the paging station can still exist.

"What's wrong? There are so many people with mobile phones, why are you doing paging?" The coquettish girl said with some displeasure: "Don't you know any Dao Ge Lang Ge?"

"I..." Li Longshuai said with a tough bullet: "I can contact such a person now..."

"Caughter! Li Longshuai, where did the people you told me before come from? It was made up?" The coquettish girl frowned: "You are enjoying me?"

"No...I...didn't this what you like? I said that..." Li Longshuai ignored Yang Ming and the others and said, gritting the bullet.

"Damn! You are so fucking bad! I believe you!" The coquettish girl gave Li Longshuai a blank look and said with disdain: "Look at how you look, you don't know anyone!"

"My...wife, don't be angry. Will I contact my junior high school classmate when I go back later?" Li Longshuai said with a smile.

"Don't call me my wife, Li Longshuai, let's break up!" said the coquettish girl with a crooked mouth.

"This...I really like you, don't worry, my friend is said to be very good at doing it. If I look for him, I will definitely deal with this little bastard!" Li Longshuai promised.

"Hmph! It's nothing!" The coquettish girl snorted coldly: "Look at me!" and took out her cell phone.

"Hey, Sister Yao? I'm Xiaolu. I'm bullied in the cafeteria. Can you bring someone here?" said the coquettish girl: "Well... OK, I'm waiting for you here..."

"Sister Kiln? Damn, are you looking for a lady to come over?" Yang Mingqi said.

"You dare to say that to Sister Yao, you're useless! Can her partner kill you? Do you believe it?" The coquettish girl snorted and said, "If you have the ability, don't move here."

"Okay, I'm not full. If you buy me a basket of buns, I'll sit here and eat for a while." Yang Ming said: "But you don't mean that either. OK, I'm leaving."

"You fucking dare to leave!" The coquettish girl was anxious: "You try to go, you can't try it. Once you leave, don't try to get stuck in this school!"

"What are your qualities? I really doubt how you got into college." Yang Ming glanced at the coquettish girl and said teasingly: "Are you a lady?"

"Jing Xiaolu is an artistic student!" Li Longshuai quickly defended.

"Shut up, no one will treat you as a mute if you don't speak!" The coquettish girl looked at Li Longshuai with some displeasure. Now she felt that why is this boyfriend so stupid?

"Haha, Four-eyed, do you want this kind of thing too?" Yang Ming sighed to the man in glasses with great regret: "Brother, take care of yourself, I'm leaving."

"Stop!" Jing Xiaolu was anxious and pointed at Li Longshuai and said, "You go and buy him a basket of buns and let him sit here for a while!"

"Okay, I'll go now!" Li Longshuai nodded in agreement without thinking.

Yang Ming shook his head. It’s so great to be a man!

"Yang Ming, forget it, don't be as familiar with them. Do you have anything wrong with you?" Chen Mengyan said with some concern.

"It's okay, it's useless if someone treats you, don't eat!" Yang Ming smiled and said indifferently: "Who told these two guys to deliberately scold you! It's okay to punish them."

"Hey, you just like to cause trouble. I really don't know whether it's good or bad." Chen Mengyan sighed slightly and said.

Not long after, Li Longshuai ran over with a basket of buns, put the buns on the table and said, "For you!"
Chapter completed!