Chapter 731 Su Chen Talks

On the ninth floor, Wangyou Tianren: "I can't pass the English CET-4, and I'm not in the mood to pick up girls."

Salted fish who can shout SIXSIX: "It's too difficult to be humorous, I feel like I don't have humorous cells."

Don't be shady: "I haven't been to college and have a lack of knowledge. I feel that I'm not worthy of picking up girls."

Tang Lianyun: "I have never been to university, and I want to know what kind of place is?"

The audience in the comment area has a high interaction nature.

"Is humor difficult? What's the difficulty of CET-4 in English? Haven't attended college?" Su Chen was a little surprised to see the messages one by one.

"In fact, it is not difficult to be humorous. For example, if you have a cold, you can't say you have a cold, that's too common. If you want to say that you have a crushed cold, it will appear exaggerated and nonsensical, but it also achieves the effect of humor.

I saw someone saying that he had never been to college and wanted to ask what the university is like. Actually, college is like this:

You can say this when you chat with girls:

University is a place with a strong academic atmosphere. When there is no class, college students are paralyzed in bed like Zhang Haidi. When there is class, they are paralyzed in chair like Hawking. Of course, this is just a joke. However, when others listen to you, they will think that you are not only a bit unreliable, but will also give him an impression, that is, you have a wide range of knowledge, because you know Zhang Haidi and you also know Hawking. If they don’t know him, you can introduce Hawking and then move out of Hawking’s "A Brief History of Time".

From "A Brief History of Time", it extends to cosmic images, space and time, the expanded universe, the principle of uncertainty, black holes, the origin and destiny of the universe, etc. It does not matter whether the other party can understand it. What is important is that there are few people who understand this thing. If you know it, you will surpass many people.

If the other party is not interested in Hawking, you can talk about Zhang Haidi. Who is Zhang Haidi? He is a writer and a great woman who fights fate. If the other party is interested, you can also introduce Zhang Haidi's books such as "Question of Life", "Dream in a Wheelchair", "The Supreme", etc. It doesn't matter if you have read it or not, the important thing is that you know.

In this case, your previous disrespectful remarks will be washed away from the subsequent content you told, and you will become concrete.

Some people say that he doesn't know these things. He has never heard of Hawking, Zhang Haidi, and even brags can't find the material.

Then I can only say that your life lacks spiritual food. When others go to the library, you also go to the library. Are those books all decorations? You will not die after taking a look. You don’t let you really study it. You can read the cover and learn about the author and the title of the book. People are creatures that keep learning. Although you can’t finish learning knowledge, you must not learn.

There is nothing wrong with reading books and miscellaneous things. This can expand your experience. During the Chinese New Year, everyone chats together, and you find that everyone is showing off and you can’t interfere. What should you do if you can’t interfere?

Just force it, you can say that on New Year's Day, you went to the Magic City with a few business friends to attend an international art antique auction, and you bought a covered fumigation furnace of Qianlong enamel of the Qing Dynasty.

In this way, your taste and value have increased. They don’t understand this thing, but you know, maybe you also looked at the pictures from a magazine in the library, and now you are pretending to be good.

But the friends you chat with are all ordinary people who don’t understand art or antiques at all. What should I do?

At this time, you have to show your humor and reduce your value. Next, I will continue to say that I took a cover enamel of Qianlong enamel in Qing Dynasty. It felt very good, but my phone's pixels are a bit low.

Look at this turning point, you will suddenly return to the civilians. From auction to photo shoot, you can also reflect your humor.

Some people also say that if he doesn't read such a noble book, he will just watch TV series and short videos. What should he do?

Then integrate into life.

You know how to borrow arrows from a straw boat. There are also elementary school texts and TV series. When you talk, you should look like this: I remember Zhuge Liang's project that made 100,000 arrows. He didn't do it on the first day, didn't do it on the second day, and when the deadline was about to arrive on the third day, Lalu Su worked all night.

This is similar to when you do your winter vacation homework. It is very down-to-earth and can also learn English. Why do people in Xiangjiang like to talk a few words of English?

Sometimes it’s not for show-off, it helps learn language.”

Su Chen said a big story that seemed to be very unfinished to the audience, and it was really the "Su Chen Talks" program.

But those who are interested will find that Su Chen explained to the audience in the process just now how to learn English, how to pick up girls, how to show off, and how to be humorous.

"Little girl, what did that guy just said? What else is there? What does it mean?" The driver knew that Zhuge Liang borrowed arrows from a straw boat, but he couldn't understand the English that Su Chen said.

Lin Wan'er: "The meaning of project project and the meaning of deadline deadline."

Lin Wan'er was not cold and explained patiently.

"Project, deadline, interesting, I can also speak English, it seems very simple." The driver's uncle has not been easy to work recently, because there are many foreigners coming to the local area, and they are not good at Chinese and often ask for directions, so the company has decided to recruit a group of drivers with good foreign language skills.

This made the driver feel a sense of crisis and planned to teach himself simple daily English.

At this moment, Lin Wan'er suddenly felt that Su Chen could do a personal talk show. Lin Wan'er didn't know that Su Chen's eloquence was so good.

"Okay, let's take a look at the second email. It was sent by a netizen named Kim TaeYeon, let's see what he wrote."

Su Chen opened the email and started reading.

"I like alone, but we broke up. That day I went to the restaurant for dinner. I saw her who had not seen her for a long time. When I saw her ordering food and eating alone, I kept guessing whether the next second her lover would come to her and have dinner with her. Will they have a good conversation with each other, sweet words... Fortunately, she was just alone at the time. I watched her leave the restaurant, and then I seemed to have escaped from death, but I suddenly became not hungry... You may not understand what I wrote, but those who understand may cry after reading it."

After reading it, Su Chen did not comment as soon as possible, but asked the audience to digest the story. The content of the story was very short, but the things he wrote were very clear.

Obviously this is a story about a man and a woman breaking up. The man also likes the woman. After breaking up, he saw the woman and was worried that she would have a new love, but he was afraid that her embarrassing appearance would be seen by the other party.

"Brother, I only have one sentence about this: Flowers bloom and must be broken, so don't wait until they are empty. Go to Baidu if you don't understand! Please enjoy a happy song below. The program will continue after the song comes back." Su Chen learned this poem from Wang Wenyun, but he didn't expect to use it today.
Chapter completed!