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Chapter 10 I laugh at others too crazy

"Shopkeeper, how did you sell this hairpin?"

"Twenty cents."

Su Xuntian said on the side: "Why did Dianshi buy this woman's belonging?"

Ye Xiaotian said: "Oh! My... girl, there is no jewelry either. I happened to have nothing to do today, and I was thinking about buying her something."

Su Xuntian said: "Ah! Lord Dian Shi is really in love with brothers and sisters. It should be, it should be."

While no one was paying attention, Su Xuntian slapped his forehead hard and said to himself: "Su Xuntian, Su Xuntian, you are so stupid! I used to look for girls who asked for money. For the first time I found this girl who didn't want money, I just circled around people all day long. I didn't expect to give a gift, and I was useless to claim to be drunk, sex, and wealth..."

Su Xuntian's eyes rolled, and wanted to separate from them. He went to buy some more valuable accessories on the side. He always had to suppress Brother Shui Wu to please her. Seeing that Ye Xiaotian was focusing on carrying the accessories, Su Xuntian left...

"puff!"

Zhan Ning'er aimed at Ye Xiaotian and blew hard. Su Xuntian flashed quickly behind Ye Xiaotian, and the cow-haired needle was gone without a trace. I don't know if it was hit by Ye Xiaotian or Su Xuntian, or if it was flying out of nowhere.

Zhan Ning'er stared at Ye Xiaotian and counted: "One, two, three, four..."

Zhan Ning'er counted ten times and saw that Ye Xiaotian had not moved yet. He looked at Su Xuntian who had already walked away and said in a disgusting manner: "I missed the shot."

Zhan Ning'er took out another cow hair needle without any discouragement and carefully stuffed it into the blowing arrow.

Ye Xiaotian finally chose two pearl earrings. The pearls were not big, larger than rice grains, but pure white and smooth. When he wore them on Shui Wu's ears, he would definitely add some charm. Ye Xiaotian was paying for money when he suddenly burst into laughter from a distance: "Hahahaha..."

Ye Xiaotian heard the sound familiar. When he looked up, he saw that Su Xuntian was laughing wildly at the door of a shop in the distance. Ye Xiaotian said, "What's the matter with him? He's so happy?"

The tycoon who was silly with Ye Xiaotian, who looked over with a cool robe in his hand and said to himself: "I smile so happily, I probably got the money."

Ye Xiaotian said: "Then he is really lucky." After saying that, he lowered his head and paid, and ignored the county's eldest brother-in-law.

Su Xuntian was picking jewelry, but suddenly burst into laughter. The merchant who sold jewelry quickly put away all his things, looked at him vigilantly, and even thought he was a lunatic.

Su Xuntian laughed a few times, and the laughter suddenly disappeared again. He was shocked for no reason and suddenly breathed a sigh of relief. However, just after taking a few steps towards Ye Xiaotian, a smile that could not be curbed suddenly surged up again: "Hahahaha..."

Su Xuntian quickly covered his mouth, but the laughter couldn't be held in. The gurgling sound continued to appear. Su Xuntian was very frightened and hurriedly took advantage of the laughter and shouted to Ye Xiaotian from afar: "Sir Dianshi, I have something urgent to do, let's leave first, hahahaha..."

Without waiting for Ye Xiaotian to answer, Su Xuntian, then ran into an alley with a craziest smile and quickly ran to the nearest clinic. Zhan Ning'er saw Su Xuntian's laughing posture and immediately became happy: "Ah! I shot it! It worked really well. It's probably a long time ago, so I've been slowing down a little..."

Zhan Ning'er happily picked up the arrow and aimed at Ye Xiaotian again: "Puff!"

Ye Xiaotian paid the bill and carefully put the bead pendant into his arms. Suddenly, he heard Su Xuntian talking from afar. Ye Xiaotian turned sideways and looked in the direction of Su Xuntian. The bull-haired arrows were wiping his neck and shot them in the chest of the merchant selling jewelry.

The arrow was like fine hair, and itchy when it entered the body. The shopkeeper was unaware of it. Ye Xiaotian had just responded to Su Xuntian's words, and the shopkeeper's stool effect had occurred. Because the arrow has been a few years, the medicine contained on the arrow is different in depth, and the shopkeeper's stool was faster than Su Xuntian.

"Ha ha ha ha……"

The shopkeeper's sudden burst of laughter shocked Ye Xiaotian and Li Yuncong who were so close to each other. The thick lines of Luo Daheng looked at the shopkeeper and said, "I'm talking about shopkeeper, how long has it been since your store opened? You have only earned dozens of cents and laughed like this?"

The shopkeeper was so happy that tears fell. He waved his hands to the tycoon, but he kept laughing and couldn't even speak. Seeing this, Luo couldn't help but nervously said to Ye Xiaotian: "Brother, take out the pearl pendant and take a look, don't be a fake, look at the shopkeeper..."

The shopkeeper just held back his laughter and hurriedly explained: "No, no, no, please don't get me wrong. I suddenly remembered a joke someone told me yesterday. Hahahaha... Dali, you come and see the store. It's so funny. I'll laugh for a while, hahahaha..."

The shopkeeper explained why he suddenly laughed, fearing that the customer thought he was crazy, so he hurriedly found an excuse and called the guy to see the store, and hurriedly avoided entering the store.

"Ha ha ha ha……"

Listening to the unrestrained and heroic laughter from the store, Ye Xiaotian and Luo Daheng looked at each other, and Li Yuncong, who had been following Ye Xiaotian silently, couldn't help but shake his head and sighed: "The joke I heard yesterday is only laughing now. How stupid is this person?"

Ye Xiaotian and Luo Daheng thought about it, and couldn't help but laugh at it.

Not far away, Zhan Ning'er, dressed in men's clothes, was extremely angry, and stomped her feet hard, saying, "It's true, I've missed again. I'll do it again!"

"Puff! Puff! Puff! Puff!"

Zhan Ning'er didn't believe in evil. Since she couldn't get the opportunity to shoot the arrow, she decided to win by her quantity. She quickly loaded the arrow, blew the arrow, and chased and shot the whole way. But by chance, the arrow either missed or hit someone else. Not to mention that it could not hit Ye Xiaotian, even the target of Luo Daheng next to him was as generous and obvious as Luo Daheng next to him did not hit him.

"Ha ha ha ha……"

When Ye Xiaotian saw a poor man carrying a basket and rolling his trousers in front of him suddenly laughed happily, he finally felt something was wrong. Ye Xiaotian stopped and said to Li Yuncong: "It's not right. Why do people laugh from time to time? This is not a special custom in Huxian, right?"

Li Yuncong didn't understand and said quietly: "Customs?"

Ye Xiaotian scratched his head and said, "It's just... it seems that some people like to splash water on each other and wish each other..."

Li Yuncong suddenly realized and said, "No, there is absolutely no local custom of laughing."

Ye Xiaotian pondered for a moment and said, "This matter is strange, so don't encounter any more trouble. Let's not go shopping, go back to the county government immediately!"

Ye Xiaotian left as soon as he said that, and led Li Yuncong and Luo Daheng to the county government. Zhan Ning'er was anxious and reached out to touch the needle bag, saying "Ouch": "It's gone?"

Zhan Ning'er hurriedly pulled out the needle pouch from her waist and found that the arrow had indeed been used up. She unfolded the needle pouch in frustration. Suddenly, her eyes lit up. She found that there was still an arrow that had broken away from the arrow pouch and was lying horizontally in the needle pouch. Fortunately, the cow-haired needle was very elastic and returned to its original state as soon as it was opened.

Zhan Ning'er hurriedly pretended to blow the arrow. In order to ensure that she must win, she took the risk of approaching and "sworn" into his back heart at a very close place to Ye Xiaotian. Ye Xiaotian was not aware of it and continued to move forward. Zhan Ning'er followed behind with a sly smile on his face, waiting to see him laugh. As a result, Ye Xiaotian walked out a full 200 steps, but nothing happened.

Zhan Ning'er stood up in frustration, turned her head to look at Jiudang and Jiugao with a weird expression, and said embarrassedly: "Well! Actually... he is a master, a top master, a top master who is hidden deep, it's not that I can't cum accurately..."

How could Jiudang and Jiugao break up their eldest lady's stand? Jiudang hurriedly said, "Miss is talking about it." Jiugao said, "Maybe the eldest lady shot it, but this bleaching bleach was separated from the arrow sac and was not fed with the medicine in the sac, so it lost its medicinal power."

Zhan Ning'er's eyes lit up and she hurriedly said, "Yes! Yes, Yes! That must be the case!"

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Ye Xiaotian felt that the crowds on Cross Street were bustling and walking slowly, so he turned into the alley with Li Yuncong and Luo Daheng. After passing through two alleys, he happened to pass by Xu Boyi's residence.

Before they could reach the door of Xu's house, a scream came from a whisper: "You bitch, you're so hot, you'll be served. Do you want to burn me to death?"

With the shouts of scolding, Tao Siniang suddenly ran out of the Xu family yard. Xu Boyi was holding a cane and limping out with a vine in his hand, and scolded, "You still dare to run away? Don't come back if you run!"

Just like this, Tao Si Niang stood up obediently. Xu Boyi chased after him and cursed viciously: "You bitch, run away, run away, bitch!" While cursing, he swung the rattan and thrust it down regardless of the matter. Tao Si Niang raised her arms to cover her face, and the rattan was thrusting on her body. She trembled with pain.

Luo Daheng was furious, reached out and pulled off his schoolbag, swung it hard, and scolded: "What a beast!"

The schoolbag slapped on Xu Boyi's face, and Xu Boyi fell down on his back.

Ye Xiaotian glanced at the tycoon, who explained: "I forgot to take it out."

Ye Xiaotian took two steps forward, bent down slowly, picked up the rattan, bent it in his hand, and was quite resilient.

Xu Boyi got up dizzyly, and saw Ye Xiaotian clearly, and immediately looked resentful. When Zhan Ning'er beat him up yesterday, he said that if Aidianshi had not explained the truth, he would not know how long he would have deceived him. Blocking people's wealth is like killing his parents. Xu Boyi and Ye Xiaotian had an irreconcilable hatred.

Luo Daheng scolded: "Your wife is Wen Shu and virtuous, who doesn't praise the neighbors? In order to support you in school, she worked hard to be a cook in my house. Family, national affairs and the world are always justified. You dare to do such a conscience."

Xu Boyi ignored him and stared at Ye Xiaotian with blood-red eyes, gritted his teeth and said, "Xu teaches his inner self, what does it have to do with you? You must be acquainted with this bastard. If you don't know what is it, you can't stand her suffering, right? You don't know shame!"

Tao Si Niang looked at her husband in shock, and she burst into tears. She was beaten so hard that she had never been so sad. Ye Xiaotian glared at Xu Boyi, and a bloody color spread upward along his neck, over his chin, over his cheeks, over his eyes, and two blue veins on his forehead were bulging like two dragons playing with beads.

Ye Xiaotian's donkey sex was offended again. He was already extremely angry, but... he suddenly burst into laughter: "Hahahaha..."

Xu Boyi also laughed and sneered repeatedly: "What? I am so rude and have nothing to say?"

Ye Xiaotian laughed nonstop, and as he smiled, he suddenly swung the rattan and pulled at Xu Boyi with shamelessness: "When your mother was pregnant with you, why didn't you realize that you were such a slutty bone? Hahaha..., why did you follow me and laugh? Do you know that when you laughed like a rag shoe exploded? Hahahaha..."

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