Chapter 77
Ye Xiaotian said in shock: "Why did Sister Sun gu Mao Wenzhi?"
Zhan Ning'er asked Mao Zhi and said, "Then you have to ask him."
Ye Xiaotian looked at Mao Wenzhi's sausage mouth and smiled at Zhan Ning'er, "Look at his appearance, can he still talk even when he is awake? He wants to speak, but he is afraid that two people will help him lift his lips. Good girl, just tell us."
Zhan Ning'er snorted and said, "Who made him sing such an ugly song without hesitation?"
Ye Xiaotian was shocked and said, "Why are they not singing well? Are you Miao girls going to gush them? Is this too domineering?"
Zhan Ning'er said angry and amused: "I'm not saying that he sang badly, but that his lyrics were ugly. He said that it was a song dedicated to the Sun Sister, but he sang the big girl's romance. He said that the girl was unruly and shouldn't he be punished?"
Ye Xiaotian was speechless and said for a while, "Ahhhh" and said, "It's really inappropriate for him to sing like this, but even though he is a bastard, he shouldn't be so confused. He really said that this song was dedicated to Sister Sun?"
Zhan Ning'er thought about it and didn't pay attention at that time. Xing Erzhu blurted out: "I said it! He said in person that this song was dedicated to Sister Sun, I heard it."
Ye Xiaotian and Hua Yunfei stared at him viciously. Xing Erzhu then woke up and said nothing, quickly hooked his chin and retreated obediently.
The Gdogman stood aside and understood it. He heard that Mao Wenzhi was disrespectful to his daughter and said such words to an unmarried girl. His face was already very unhappy.
Ye Xiaotian complained secretly, but he couldn't watch Mao Wenzhi become mute. Although he would probably be more cute if he turned mute, he had to apologize to the Gdoule with a smile. Ye Xiaotian said a lot of nice words, and the Gdoule felt relieved and said hard: "Depending on your face, I won't bother him. When dawn, bring him to my house."
Ye Xiaotian said with a bitter face: "Down again?"
The man from Gdot said: "It depends on your face, otherwise he will be silenced. Insulting my daughter, how could I forgive him so easily!"
Ye Xiaotian didn't dare to say anything, so he had to just say that. The Gdoule took the people away. Seeing that there was nothing big, the villagers dispersed. An Nantian accompanied them for a while, yawned, and asked his cousin to take the people back. For a moment, only Ye Xiaotian, Hua Yunfei, Xing Erzhu and the other three were left, accompanied by a coma Mao Wenzhi.
When it was almost dawn, Mao Wenzhi woke up. He first found Ye Xiaotian, Hua Yunfei and Xing Erzhu surrounding him, and then he found that his chest was itchy and painful, and thick green hair grew on it. He wanted to ask clearly in horror. Unexpectedly, when he wanted to speak, he realized that his lips were swelling and completely sensible.
In the end, as Ye Xiaotian said, he spoke with his lips, but it was not exaggerated to let others help him support him. Mao Wenzhi grabbed his upper lip with one hand and his lower lip with the other, and vaguely shouted: "No, I really didn't flirt with her."
Ye Xiaotian said: "Are you singing about some big girl swearing?"
Mao Wenzhi held his lips and said, "And!"
Ye Xiaotian said: "I am a pretty unmarried girl. Do you say that she is slutty, is there anyone who scolds you like? If you just sing a song and make you happy to drink, you also pointed out that it is dedicated to her Sun Sister, why are you so stupid?"
Mao Wenzhi was anxious: "No, why didn't I say she was slutty? I mean, but this slutty is not that slutty, it's just... I just praise a girl for being beautiful, generous and cheerful."
Ye Xiaotian said: "Nonsense. Do you praise other girls and say they are slutty?"
Mao Wenzhi said: "And!"
Ye Xiaotian: “…”
Hua Yunfei suddenly understood and said, "Take it slow, brother, don't worry, I'll ask him."
Hua Yunfei said to Mao Wenzhi: "You mean, outside your gates, Lang is a word that praises other girls, beautiful, beautiful, and straightforward temperament?"
Mao Wenzhi said: "And!"
Hua Yunfei said: "Brother, this is clearly a misunderstanding."
Mao Wenzhi said, "No, in our Gadalang, it's a praising man. This matter is really a mess."
Ye Xiaotian said angrily: "The dialects of various places are indeed a bit meaningful. Who pretends to understand? He told the girl that Mao Wenzhi sang is unrestrained?"
Hua Yunfei's mouth twitched a few times and whispered: "Brother, you said it."
"Is that?" Ye Xiaotian laughed dryly and said, "This... I'm drunk too much, I don't remember..."
Mao Wenzhi complained without tears: "If you don't understand, ask me, don't explain it nonsense. Are you a mess? I can even sing Guoguo, who will provoke whom I have..."
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Early in the morning, the rooster was just yelling, and Ye Xiaotian brought Mao Wenzhi to the Gdoule's house with Mao Wenzhi. Ye Xiaotian asked Mao Wenzhi to wait outside first, and he came in and saw the Gdoule, and explained the misunderstanding in language to him.
The Gdoule had come out to the mountains and saw the world, and knew that the meaning of the same word was indeed very different in some places. When I thought about it carefully, Mao Wenzhi had no reason to insult his daughter, so he accepted Ye Xiaotian's explanation and called his daughter, Sun Sister, in front of him.
The Gdouli asked her daughter if she had laid a Gu. The Sun Sister was very frank and confessed. The Gdouli said to her daughter the explanation she heard from Ye Xiaotian. The Sun Sister was a little skeptical about Ye Xiaotian's explanation, but she still had a good impression of Ye Xiaotian. In addition, a father came forward to explain, so she nodded reluctantly and said in stiff Chinese: "Godfather, please bring him in."
Ye Xiaotian was overjoyed and quickly went out to call Mao Wenzhi in. Mao Wenzhi was trembling when he saw the Sun Sister. He was obviously a pretty girl with bright eyes and white teeth. In his eyes, he was much more terrifying than the evil Shura. This was the first time Ye Xiaotian saw him so obedient that he didn't even dare to speak loudly.
Sister Sun stood under the eaves and glanced at Mao Wenzhi, then tiptoed to reach the string of salted fish hanging under the eaves. Sister Sun Sun was petite and stretched her hands to reach it barely. Seeing that she was having some difficulty, Ye Xiaotian hurriedly stepped forward to help her pick the salted fish off.
Sister Sun smiled sweetly at Ye Xiaotian and said, "Thank you godfather!"
Ye Xiaotian was not as soft as she heard her call yesterday. When he remembered the strange situation that happened to Mao Wenzhi, Ye Xiaotian felt a little furious, but he didn't dare to show it on his face. So he smiled slightly at the Sun Sister with a reserved smile, showing his elder style.
Sister Sun took off one from the bunch of salted fish, found another hemp rope, put it on, walked to Mao Wenzhi, and walked around him. She pressed one hand on him, and Mao Wenzhi stood there erectly, not daring to move, and beads of sweat gradually emerged from her forehead.
Sister Sun walked around, then walked back to Mao Wenzhi and said to him: "Bend down!"
Mao Wenzhi didn't dare to put a single fart. He immediately folded his body to ninety degrees. Sister Sun hung the salted fish around his neck, clapped his hands, and said in stiff Chinese: "It's done, go back, and when you walk out five hundred steps, pick the fish off and throw it away."
Mao Wenzhi showed a smile that was even worse than crying. He said, "Yes! Thank you Sister Sun, thank Sister Sun."
Sister Sun snorted coldly, turned to Ye Xiaotian, and showed a sweet smile again: "Godfather, do you want to have breakfast at my house?"
Ye Xiaotian waved his hand quickly and said, "No, I've been with this muddy ball all night and I'm so sleepy. I'll go back and make up for it first."
Ye Xiaotian led Mao Wenzhi and Gedog's family to say goodbye, and hurriedly walked out, not far away. Ye Xiaotian turned his head to look at Mao Wenzhi, and said in surprise: "Hey, your lips are starting to swell, much smaller than before."
Mao Wenzhi walked forward with a stern face without saying a word. Ye Xiaotian hurriedly chased after him and said, "What are you doing? You're angry with me? I don't know what you mean by saying "slut" there. Besides, I was drunk at that time."
Mao Wenzhi waved his hand very seriously, but he still said nothing, and did not look at Ye Xiaotian for a long time, and continued to move forward with his lips moving. Ye Xiaotian was a little surprised and chased after him again. Then Mao Wenzhi counted in a low voice: "Thirty-six steps, thirty-seven steps, thirty-eight..."
Ye Xiaotian laughed silently, and had to shake his head and count back step by step with Mao Wenzhi. When the two counted to the small bridge, Zhan Ninger came over the fork in a bright body. When he saw Mao Wenzhi staring at him with embarrassment, he covered his mouth and smiled, "Sister Sun helped him to remove the Gu?"
Mao Wenzhi didn't look sideways, afraid that he would count one wrong steps. He counted his steps very seriously and crossed the bridge. Ye Xiaotian stopped and bowed to Zhan Ning'er, "Thank you for your reminder, otherwise we won't know what's going on. Sister Sun has helped him remove the poison. He asked him to count five hundred steps and then throw away the salted fish. He was afraid that he would count the wrong steps, so he didn't dare to answer."
Zhan Ning'er smiled and said, "It's rare, it's rare that he can be so honest, you can be so polite."
Ye Xiaotian said shyly: "Actually, I have always been very polite to girls. But sometimes by mistake, if you don't get scheming, you will be beaten into a pig's head. What can you do?"
Zhan Ning'er glared at him and said, "Am I that domineering?"
Ye Xiaotian smiled and avoided answering, thinking in his heart: "One of the three tigers in Guizhou, do you think he is domineering or not."
Ye Xiaotian suddenly remembered something again and said, "Uh... Last night, the girl said, you don't know how to suck, the mad Gu I was... "
Zhan Ning'er immediately interrupted him and said, "Who said I can't do it? I know that kind of thing. You have indeed been hit by madness and have no solution. Don't think that you can cure it."
While the two were talking on the bridge, Mao Wenzhi had already counted carefully and continued to walk forward. He walked about dozens of steps and turned over a bush. A man in black robe suddenly appeared in front of him, and two white robe guards were behind him. He was Elder Gegewo of the Gu Temple.
Elder Gegewo had seen Mao Wenzhi next to Ye Xiaotian last time, so he stopped and asked proudly: "Where is that Ye Xiaotian, where is he?"
Mao Wenzhi was about to count five hundred steps, afraid that he would forget the number after being interrupted, so he didn't dare to agree. He just walked forward with his head held high and his chest raised. Gegewo's eyebrows hopped and said to himself: "Why is this person bigger than me? I have a Gu God Crush on my chest, and he has a salted fish on his chest. What's this? Salted fish teaches?"
Gegewo said with some angrily: "I ask you what you mean, where is Ye Xiaotian?"
Mao Wenzhi waved his hand, walked past him with his eyes wide open...
P: The month is halfway through, and my chest is lifted, can I have a monthly pass?
Chapter completed!