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1. Addiction to smoking corpses

Time goes back, two months ago, the evil cave where the sun is gone all year round, all the Silver Moon League players in "Dungeons and Dragons" have fought here to get angry to defeat the corpse.

——Salute to all players holding the devil zombie boss’s rotten head and pose!!!

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Two small bright fires flashed rhythmically in the dim cave, with red skin and short horns. A few evil spirits of human children, who were about to height, swung their small axes and walked around more than ten meters outside the fire, from time to time, glanced at these two flickering fires, and spoke a few words of hell with their unique sharp voices.

Of course, if there is a mage who has added a few specialized points to [Language Specialization], you can still distinguish several of the more obvious roots, such as "and", "fast", "pain" and so on.

——These monsters at level 6-8 are somewhat confused.

Obviously, these inferior demons are discussing these two balls of fire, but these two balls of fire are not mysterious things such as magic flames or ghost fire, but are held in the mouths of the two guys, slowly burning paper rolls.

On a planet with highly developed modern civilization, this paper roll wrapped with broken leaves of dry plants is called a cigarette roll.

"Take slower, not much..."

A man with a somewhat thin figure said angry at the corpse sitting cross-legged across from him,

The latter was greedily sucking the cigarette rolls that were already left with rotten lips that exposed their teeth, enjoying the splash of light green smoke rings from the maggots' nostrils.

That's right, this is the devil zombie boss in the depths of the evil cave in the Elvin Forest. He is strong and powerful. His fists are full of ice magic energy. He can sprint on the target in an instant and fire the deadly [Ghost Strike] corpse.

The devil zombie leader comfortably spit out a mouthful of smoke and a few maggots from his mouth, and replied with his eyes half closed:

"I heard that taking this exciting plant for a long time can indeed lead to impotence...

...Alpha, why not give me all the remaining cigarettes, let me tell you how the movement trajectory of Antalil [Poison Nova] is like?"

The body got angry and felt a little more happy. He sucked his last cigarette, sucking it completely, regardless of the burning cigarette butts had already burned to his mouth.

——Zombies are not sensitive to temperature changes and have no concept of hotness. This is especially true for devil zombies, especially the devil zombies that appear here now are just a projection of the corpse getting angry and falling far away in the devil's body.

"I've watched the video of the Eighteen Hells beating Antalil. That level of toxin covers me and I can avoid it even if I close my eyes."

The man deliberately closed his eyes and said that what he said was true, and continued with a smirk:

"As for sexual ability, I have to ask you - will smoking with projection really bring satisfaction to the body?"

"Of course, very...comfortable..."

The corpse was angry and thought for a while, as if it was an analogy, and then made a gesture to twist things:

“…It’s as comfortable as seeing my clumsy projection unzipping the adventurer’s head with no hands.”

"Online gains pleasure through observation projection, and the scientific name of this behavior is masturbation."

The man shook his head disapprovingly, and the body shrugged like a normal person:

"I'm sorry I don't need to masturbate. The devil who wants to be favored by me in hell can fill 100 evil caves,

——The connection of the soul and the generation of perception through personal practice are actually the same from the sensory perspective. The corpse is angry and the projection of Constantine's soul. The corpse is angry and smoking is equivalent to the great Constantine's smoking, but to be honest..."

The corpse got angry and made a dissatisfied gesture.

"...I hate this pile of rotten meat!"

From the speed and logic of the corpse's rage, you can't believe that this would be a zombie with a rotten body,

In fact, if you know how angry the corpse is in hell - the Count Constantine, the Lord of Death Cold, who dominates the side, is, and with Constantine's body being the most "high-end" abyss refining demon among the devils, it is really not difficult to understand why the corpse is angry, or why the Lord of Death Cold "has hated this pile of rotten meat to death."

It has to be said that it is a bit disgusting to project into the world as a broken image of a living dead.

Especially when the corpse gets angry, it can't even be a real projection. It's just a tip of Constantine's power and consciousness. The real main material plane projection of Lord Death Cold should be a demigod-level monster of at least level 125. If Constantine didn't lie, the level reaches level 120 or above, both monsters and players can be called demigods.

The same ones include Antalil, a half-human and half-spider, and Duriel, the legendary insecticide king in the Andoral Desert. Their images in the main material plane are very different from those in the body:

——The reason why all these powerful men condescend to the main material plane is entirely due to obedience to the orders of higher-level leaders in hell. This is the most commendable part of the devils. For the order that cannot be changed, they choose to absolutely obey and not completely ignore the rules and clauses like their neighbors in the abyss.

Of course, as compensation, when the human projection of these hell powers is killed and their bodies are damaged, Asmotiels, the Lord of Barto, will compensate them in some way so that this mechanism can be maintained in a benign and orderly manner.

Xiaoxiao showed off her status as a "heartthrob" in hell, and complained about her dissatisfaction with the projection task. The body became angry and suddenly seemed to remember something:

"...Alpha, why haven't you been fighting with Antalil? I remember that by defeating my projection, you can apply to your name... George's sheriff to clear the bloody monastery. The muscle old lady asked me about you every day. She was very interested in you, everything."

Antalil's Devil's Nun in the Abbey Prison, one of the strongest enemies of novice players,

When he thought of the "old woman" who once claimed to be the number one beauty in the mainland of Zenas, now the terrifyingly big figure and appearance, Alpha - the thin man who smoked the body with a pissing smoke, felt a little annoyed and shrugged:

"Aesthetically speaking, I have no interest in her, at least I have no interest in her human projection,

——More importantly, you also know my situation. How likely is it to win a bad wizard who cannot be called a mage to fight Antalil in hand-to-hand combat?"

As he said that, Alpha shook the novice sword in his hand. The damage of 4-7 is barely OK. Of course, if Alpha's waist damage is added 5-8, and it will be automatically turned every 2 seconds, it will be even better if [Pale Crossbow], which has an 8% chance to cause an additional 20 points of damage to the target.

[Pale Crossbow] is the trophy that Alpha killed a level 9 corpse and got angry for the 13th time, that is, the lord of Death Cold Constantine, after the projection of the human world.

That is when Alpha fired the corpse and showed the magical characteristics of cigarettes, which made the corpse angry and completely fascinated by the fact that he could buy ten Longxu brand cigarettes with a copper in the old Joel grocery store in Shining Jin Town.

...The name is really majestic.

Of course, since then, Alpha has also become angry with the corpse and becomes a friend who can sit down and chat.

——Being friends with a level 10 elite boss, this kind of weird joke may not be found in the entire "Dungeons and Dragons".

As for the strange encounter of Alpha, "the useless wizard who cannot be called a wizard" that is another rare story:

The adventure begins when Alpha just entered the game,

I have to say that in the first 10 minutes of entering "Dungeons and Dragons", Qin Yu, who is the real alpha, has quite good luck:

Randomly, I got a name that is not bad, and is more in line with this Western sword and magic background online game. At the same time, I obtained a very high-quality initial attribute.

However, Qin Yu himself knew nothing about his good luck. Apart from thinking that the name "Alpha" is OK, Qin Yu didn't even look at the so-called professions such as mages, paladins, monks, etc., directly followed the system's default option "next step",

In fact, if you have played a little bit of the game, you will not be like Qin Yu. You have no idea what the following set of data represents:

Strength: 14, Agility: 20, Physical constitution: 20, Intelligence: 5, Will: 19, Charm: 5

If it weren't for renting a house outside the school, and the best friend Bald Old Li blew his ears, he said that this was a "cross-century" online game that has been in operation for more than three months and is called "unlimited business opportunities for any group", Qin Yu may not know what "Dungeons and Dragons" is online, which has exceeded 30 million people as soon as the server was opened.

Not to mention understanding what these data represent:

——The sum of attributes up to level 83 is 8 points higher than the highest random number published online 75 points!!!

In the context of the average attribute and the game comprehensive data of only 65 points, you can imagine what the attributes of these three points are.

In "Dungeon and Dragons", every 1 initial attribute of the attribute point is extremely precious, not to mention the full 8 points - that is, the most excellent initial attribute in "Dungeon and Dragons" was pinned in the hands of Qin Yu, a player who was so white that he could not be more white. What's even more disappointing is that Qin Yu also chose the mage profession according to the system by default.

It is not surprising that when Qin Yu strolled and experienced the game for a while, and went offline to give Tu Lao Li a call to explain in detail why Tu Lao Li, who was extremely excited a second ago, wailed, and then cursed:
Chapter completed!
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