The first time the canopy was demoted and the pig demon was born
The poem says:
First there was Hongjun and then there was the sky, and the gods and demons were even more in front of the immortals and Buddhas. Pangu swung his axe to open the sky, and the sun and the moon appeared at the beginning. Xingtian fought for the throne and lost his life, Gonggong was angry and touched Buzhou Mountain. Donghuang Taiyi ruled thousands of demons, Nuwa refined stones to repair the sky. Kuafu chased the sun and was out of reach, and when would the Jingwei fill the sea be completed? Shennong saved the world and tasted hundreds of herbs, and Suiren made fire to warm the world. Xuanyuan's magic sword killed Chiyou, and the sea was divine needle to control the sea. Cangjie made a clever character, and Leizu raised silkworms and pulled silk cocoons. Fuxi's Eight Trigrams called the god numbers, and the descendants of the gods were praised for Qianqiu. Wu Gang cut off Gui Guanghan Palace, and Chang'e flew to the moon to make immortal pills. The three religions respected the gods and the swords and weapons of Xiqi Chaoge. The goddess of Chu King met Wushan, and the Queen Mother feasted
Emperor Kunlun Mountain. Zhuang Zhou dreams of butterflies to provoke love, and he looks at Emperor crying and turning into cuckoos. King You beacons and fires to play with the princes, just for the beauty to open their faces. Lao Tzu transforms into the Three Pure One, and the Buddha sacrifices himself to Nirvana. The Sui Hou saves the snake and gets the pearl, and Bian He offers jade body to be disabled. The gods and man are matched by heaven, and the filial son breaks the mountains and rivers with anger. Spirit stones have been cultivated for thousands of years, and the three realms are shocked by the chaos of the five elements. Xuanzang travels west to seek the true scriptures, but the disaster has been difficult to go through fourteen years. He has achieved the right fruit and spreads all over the world, and the world has passed down for thousands of miles and the world has passed down for thousands of miles. Earth, water, wind and fire rely on creation, and the six realms of reincarnation are boundless. Infinite supernatural powers are not boastful, gods, demons, immortals and Buddhas are actually laughing at. Yan and Huang are not ordinary people, and China is not only five thousand years. (Reprinted from the Internet)
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Earth Immortal Realm. Xiniu Hezhou.
"Master Tianpeng, you actually teased Fairy Chang'e after the Antian Conference. Now Your Majesty is furious. Don't blame your brothers!"
There were thunder sounds in the sky, and a group of golden-armored gods leaned out of the auspicious clouds and threw a bloody fat man down, and accidentally fell into the pigpen.
"Don't stop me, let me chop him up again, and you dare to tease the beautiful Fairy Chang'e!" A golden armored god raised the thunder hammer and thundered down, hitting a little pig that had just been born in the pigpen. The golden armored god was about to chop him up again, and his colleagues hurriedly hugged him.
At the same time, a young man from modern times had just left the Internet cafe and came to the street. At this time, he heard the classmate behind him shouting in panic: "Zhu Ganglie, be careful!"
The young man turned his head and saw the big truck rushing towards him, and then he felt himself flying.
"I heard that I was hit by a truck and some people traveled through time..."
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"Is this what I'm looking forward to?" A little pig in the pigpen lay on the ground in a depressed manner. Just now a thunderbolt fell down and almost exploded him. The little pig didn't move at all.
The little boar looked at a sow and three little piglets beside him, and thought sadly: "No wonder the fortune teller said that I am rich and noble. Marshal Tianpeng came to earth and even named me Ganglie, Zhu Bajie's big size, isn't it Zhu Ganglie..."
Zhu Ganglie, wearing a pig's vest, began to look at his "home", miserable! miserable! miserable! Five pigs squeezed into a small fence, and there was a smoldering tank, emitting an unpleasant odor. There was also a nine-toothed nail palladium standing next to the smoldering tank, which was supposed to be the tool for the owner to pick up the feces.
The pigpen and septic tank are not too miserable. At least they are the owner of a house. You should know that in modern times, you may not have a house even if you are tired and exhausted! The worst thing is that if you don’t eat pig milk, you must eat pig food!
Lao Zhu even wants to die!
"If I were to know what the fortune teller was, I would definitely kill him! Hmm, I don't know if the *living area here..."
"The mistress is strong!" The hostess came, with big and thick voice, pointing at Zhu Ganglie and saying to her husband: "It should be possible to go to the table during the Chinese New Year."
Lao Zhu couldn't help but fight a cold war: "Unfortunate, unfortunate! I was still eaten after a long time. Is there no animal protection association here? No, I must escape!"
You must have enough physical strength to escape. Pig food must never be eaten, pig milk can be poured.
Lao Zhu raised his pig's trotters and gave it to the brother next to him. Damn! Damn it! Do you dare to compete with me for milk? Be careful that I will burn you into a roasted suckling pig!
The pig next to him hummed twice and glanced at Lao Zhu, feeling disdainful, as if saying: "You will also be a roasted suckling pig!"
Lao Zhu immediately calmed down and started doing push-ups every day when there was no one, running around the pigpen, exercising his body and consuming energy, and preparing for his future run. A big belly pig would definitely not escape the butcher's sharp-eared knife!
When it was midnight, the pigpen became haunted again. The old sow and three little pigs looked at the piglet doing push-ups in horror, and the nine-toothed nail palladium with bright light shining beside the septic tank.
While doing bodybuilding and slimming exercises, Lao Zhu also heard the hostess talk more or less about it. He knew that this was a village at the foot of Fuling Mountain in Uszang Kingdom. The hostess' husband's surname was Gao.
Fuling Mountain, surnamed Gao? Lao Zhu felt it was familiar and tried hard to think about where he had heard it. Unfortunately, the structure of the pig's brain is too simple and he can't remember it anyway.
Until one day, a burst of noise suddenly came from the village: "Not good! The second sister of the egg flew out of Yunzhan Cave again and ate people!" The whole village was in chaos, and people fled and hid in the house, tightened the door, and shivered.
The pig was lying on the pigpen and looked out. He saw a ray of evil wind rolling from the mountains and landing in the village. The ray of evil wind dissipated, and an old hen as high as three meters appeared. He kept clattering in his mouth, suddenly ran to a family, picked up a cow, grabbed a pig, and swept the demonic wind and flew back to the mountain.
"Monster..." Lao Zhu's eyes straightened and he hummed, "It turned out to be an old hen monster named Essence Sister... Let's wait!" Old Zhu sat in the pigpen, ignored the terrified gazes of his brothers, and thought with the pig's trotters: "Us Zang Kingdom, Fuling Mountain, Yunzhan Cave, Essence Sister, the male owner's surname is Gao... Damn!"
Lao Zhu's mind flashed, and he finally remembered. Isn't the Yunzhan Cave in Fuling Mountain the territory that Zhu Bajie had protected Tang Seng before he obtained the scriptures? And that second sister, Zhu Bajie's wife who had only one year of good fortune!
"This is Gao Laozhuang, so what am I?" Lao Zhu looked down at his pig's trotter, then glanced at the suddenly generous and brilliant nine-toothed nail palladium in the septic tank, rolled his eyes and foamed at the mouth.
Brother Monkey, the master misses you... Second Senior Brother, the master asked you to beg for alms, you fell asleep... Bajie, you are naughty again...
Lao Zhu lay in the pigpen half-dead, without any desire to move. If he really became Zhu Bajie, he should have regained his magical powers, bitten the old sow to death, and ate his brother. Just now, the second sister of the second sister would have taken a fancy to the pig demon, and he has become the second sister of the second sister of the second sister.
Less than a year after becoming the old hen's husband, the old hen was killed by thunder robbery. Bajie occupied Yunzhan Cave and waited for the young lady of the Gao family to become an adult five hundred years later. Just a few years after he got the magnolia, Guanyin's goblin came over and named herself Pig Wueng and lost her sexual ability.
Not long after, Tang San came over with the monkey head, broke up his marriage, and gave himself a name: Bajie. Avoid killing, stealing, *, lying, drinking, sleeping and sitting on a gorgeous bed, dressing up and watching songs and dances, and quitting food after noon.
After returning from the Western Paradise to obtain the scriptures, the Buddha of Tathagata named Zhuba as the messenger of the altar. This Buddha was full of bad water. Zhubajie was so delicious that he had nothing to eat by Buddhism, but he even made him the altar envoy!
"Is this still letting the pig live..." Old Zhu turned over and sat up, looking at a contemplative look, thinking: "By the way, I am definitely not Zhu Bajie, because the old sow and the pig are still alive, and I don't have any magical powers, only an unreliable handful of nine-toothed nail palladium. It should be that Zhu Bajie and I were born in the wrong fetus and squeezed into one body. I came first and then arrived, so I am the one who occupies the pig's body at the moment."
"If Marshal Tianpeng wakes up, with his personality, he will definitely eat my soul first and occupy the pig body." Lao Zhu fought a cold war. What a character, Marshal Tianpeng, with his soul growing stronger and possessing all kinds of magical powers. He is just a mortal, but how can he be his opponent?
"Even if I suppress Marshal Tianpeng and give an old hen a son-in-law, it would be embarrassing. In five hundred years, I will meet Guanyin's eighth woman, who turns into a pig incompetent, and I have pity my magnolia..."
Lao Zhu swallowed his saliva and finally decided to escape immediately. Yulan didn't want it. Five hundred years later, he might be able to continue his "good marriage". If he didn't escape, he would definitely become a pig incompetent and become a messenger of the altar in Lingshan!
He did it as soon as he said! Lao Zhu immediately jumped out of the fence and looked around. The second sister's remaining power was still there, and the village was still quiet, Lao Zhu ran away.
The mistress of the Gao family opened the crack in the door and looked out, and immediately screamed: "Monster--"
After a while, countless voices sounded in the village: "Don't leave the pig demon!"
Lao Zhu looked back and saw a group of villagers behind him holding iron shovels and palladium kitchen knives and chasing him fiercely. He was so scared that he ran away even more happily.
"Strange, how did they know that I am a monster? Did I write on my back: I am a pig monster?"
The villagers had no idea that Zhu Ganglie was a monster. They just saw a little pig running happily with two legs. And there was a nine-toothed nail palladium flying in the air behind the pig, and followed slowly.
Chapter completed!