Chapter 556: The Unlucky Little Man and Analysis of Harvest

Speaking of which, Mercury Lamp is a withdrawn, a bit paranoid and arrogant guy who gives the impression that he is as beautiful and proud as a black rose. However, it seems that he has been in bad luck here.

On the first day he came here, a melee broke out in the living room. He was completely defeated in front of the boss Alaya who had a second level in the Eastern Hidden Edition. He was targeted by the fanatical otaku Pao Pao and was forced to accept his sister that night.

The adult's half-hour etiquette education was treated as a smart doll developed by the empire for entertainment by the time traveler in the Shadow City and asked for its production batch number. When he opened the door, he was photographed on the wall. When he tried to fly out of the room, he hit an energy barrier and fell to the ground.

In the courtyard, at least twice a day, while rushing to eat, I would bump into Anweina who came out of the kitchen through the wall. I finally went out for an outing with me, and after a few days of close contact with a bunch of pork belly, I was thrown away.

Entering the underground bunker of the Mars Shelter was almost forgotten, and just now, she had lost her little tiger tooth on her left side - it could be said to be the biggest loss she had suffered since coming to this fire pit.

And in places I don’t know about, the misfortunes suffered by mercury lamps include:

Buried alive by the mountain of bombs created by Little Paopao while doing homework, flashed by the nouveau riche girl looking for someone to show off her wealth like a fool, used as a clothing model by Paopao in the name of visiting her daughter, and attracted by the "friendliness" of the Pandora sisters.

"Communication" I was startled, being possessed by Anweina or passing through her body at midnight, and I don't know if it was a psychological effect, but I have been under the curse of my sister for a long time.

This life that we have become accustomed to makes the poor little man exhausted mentally and physically. And when you think about it, I am not only familiar with this kind of life, but also become a part of this kind of life. It is really awesome.

"All in all, it's really hard on you in this house."

When the mercury lamp finally lost its anger a little under my deception...comfort, but still sat on its packaging box with a stinking little face, I reached out my hand and rubbed the other person's head. Maybe

Because I had lost my physical strength after being noisy for a long time, this time the mercury lamp didn't knock off my hand. I just tilted my head and found that I couldn't avoid it, so I acquiesced to the situation of being touched on the head.

I originally thought that she would definitely fight against him.

Although it is only the loss of one tooth, I, who know the character of Mercury Lamp, know very well what consequences this may have. For Rose Girl, that body is the biggest gift left to her by her "father", and she must not take it lightly.

Destruction, Chinese ancestors have a saying that the body is affected by its parents. When Luo Zhenna traveled around the world in the early years, he might have also hunted for treasures in the Pearl River Delta. You can't guess what scientists are thinking. Anyway, that's it.

This guy has engraved the four words "received by his parents" into every rose girl's little head like the three laws of robots. He forgot to attach a waist to the mercury lamp, but he remembered to set the operating system first.

Dad mode, from this point on, I am amazed by Luo Zhen as a dad...

Ahem, I mean, I didn’t expect that after breaking the body that was very important to the mercury lamp and a gift from “father”—even though it was just a small tiger tooth—she calmed down so easily.

This is so unexpected.

Could it be said that my daddy aura finally broke in front of the mercury lamp?

"What are you thinking about with your eyes flickering since just now?"

The little doll girl looked here with an evil look, and pouted her lips habitually, revealing the missing part of the tiger's teeth. This scene was so cute.

"And when exactly do you plan to touch it?"

"Ahem... I'm just touching my head," I retracted my hand in embarrassment, "It's easy to cause misunderstandings..."

"Ajun! Sister called you to come down for dinner~!~!"

A shallow voice came from downstairs, which timely interrupted the somewhat stiff atmosphere between me and the mercury lamp. I grabbed the jingle from my shoulder and stuffed it into my pocket. I reached out to pull 92.3, but was pulled by the other party without leaving a trace.

Get out of the way.

"I can't go down anymore, I'm not hungry."

The silver-haired goth loli turned her head awkwardly, then involuntarily stretched out her fingers to poke the corners of her mouth, then reached in and buttoned the button.

...Is it because I'm worried about being discovered and laughed at? Sure enough, I still have a girl's love for beauty, or is it because I have lost half my teeth and have a loss of appetite? If it's the latter, I can give you some experience.

, I think that during those glorious years when the head of state was also 1.2 meters tall, the number of teeth he lost was twenty or thirty times more than yours. He has rich theoretical and practical experience in related aspects...

"You idiot, are you too boring? Get out of here right now!"

As a result, a little doll made such comments.

"Okay, you stay in the room and don't fly around." Knowing that the mercury lamp is known as the "angel that hits the wall" in this family, I explained it and left the room with Dingdang, leaving the expressionless cold-faced man behind.

I stayed by myself, poking and prodding at my broken fangs from time to time.

I didn't see the mercury lamp coming down to eat with everyone, so of course my sister was suspicious, but no matter what, I couldn't admit that I just changed the mercury lamp? Steel teeth into mercury lamps? Broken teeth, so I could only reveal serious gossip to her face in a very tactful way

The expression on her face explained briefly: "Because of me, that girl encountered something very embarrassing for a girl."

I have no conscience at all when I said this. Of course, after I said it, I thought wrongly like everyone else.

Under the strange gazes of a circle of beauties, I didn’t know how I finished the meal. My sister began to wonder if some of my organs were burned out when I turned into an abyssal creature. Qian Qian almost forgot about it.

After competing for cakes with Little Bubbles as usual, the only ones at the scene who still ate heartlessly and happily were Shandora...well, there were also Dingdang and Little Bubbles who were not intelligent enough to understand the situation.

"I really didn't expect that mercury lamps can also..."

While Anweina was clearing away the dishes, my elder sister held her cheek and said with a strange expression, a little confused.

Qianqian licked the plate and muttered: "So Luo is really a pervert! But why do you say it's because of Ajun?"

"No matter what happened, someone who is a big man asking a girl about that kind of thing and then comes down to act as a mouthpiece is even more of a pervert!" Lin Xue said firmly.

"Ajun," Sandora pushed my arm gently, licking her lips and said, "Stop biting the chopsticks, can you eat that one for me?"

I...I might as well drink Sanlu and die! Can't there be a normal creature in this family?

"I said, Lin Xue, if you don't go home, there will be no problem at all?"

I decided to deal with the person with the highest threat level here first. The combat power of Great Prophet Lin may not be able to break through the sky, but in terms of her ability to create trouble, make trouble, and especially destroy moral integrity, she is like an Internet writer who drank twenty pounds of chicken blood.

It's scary, it's like five updates a day.

"It's okay," Miss Lin shook her head completely nonchalantly, and slapped away Dingdang, who was patrolling the table with a toothpick on her head. "Everyone in the family knows that I'm trying to get you a meal. Now,

Those cooks don’t even prepare meals for me anymore.”

I vomited a mouthful of stomach acid on the spot: "You are such a weirdo!"

Lin Xue, your whole family, from the old man to the chef, are all wonderful!

Finally, with an almost tragic expression, I finally got rid of a bunch of beauties with different eyesight in the dining room, called Dingdang, who was stunned by Lin Xue's whipping, and returned to the room.

The setting sun has slowly set, and the room without lights is a little dim in the sunset. It is like an ancient oil painting, covered with mottled yellow, like rugged time frozen in the room. On the writing table under the setting sun, an abnormality appears.

The petite girl was standing there, holding a small mirror in one hand and poking here and there in her mouth with the other hand.

I don’t know whether this scene should be cute or painful. People of the Mercurial Party, please feel free to be angry. Someone is the culprit of all this...

Hearing the sound coming from the door, Mercury Lamp immediately dropped the mirror in his hand and flew to the window quickly, with his back to us, trying to look aloof and indifferent.

Seeing this rare behavior from the other party, I couldn't help but burst into laughter.

Compared with when I first came here, the mercury lamp has changed a lot.

At the beginning, he was so arrogant and indifferent, repelling everyone, and had such a bad temper that he could go berserk and unleash a metal storm at any time. But now, although his temper has not improved much, he has gradually become more humane.

Even when she is angry, she tends to be more like an ordinary girl. She will be annoyed, frustrated, lonely, and more importantly, will act coquettishly - in her unique way.

Regardless of whether Lin Xue's playful nanny halo is at work or not, I am still very happy to see such gradual changes in the mercury lamp.

"I brought you cake and yogurt."

Without exposing the clumsy behavior of the mercury lamp just now, I casually put the food on the desk, which immediately caused the other party to complain: "Why are you so obsessed with yogurt? Every time there is yogurt in my food!"

I was stunned: "Don't you love lactic acid bacteria?"

Mercury Lamp rushed over and punched me in the head: "That was the secondary setting of those bastards from the beginning!"

"You even know about secondary settings?" I was stunned, "Ahem, what, you..."

"That scary bubble is a qualified dead house," Mercury Lamp jumped on the table, picked up a piece of cake and muttered, "In order to collect certain things, she claimed to have scanned all storage media in all mankind, including launching satellites, using

The energy vibrates to detect the hard drive fragments that are still in the recycling factory and have not had time to be completely destroyed. Then, I was dragged by her to share those 'treasures'..."

Pao Pao's enthusiasm for collecting house objects is really scary, but it seems that Rose Girl is not so popular that it requires using energy vibration to detect hard drive fragments in every corner of the earth to find it? In fact, the main thing you said so much is to complain about Pao Pao

Is that a way to collect when you’re full?

"Then what?" I carefully sat down next to the mercury lamp where I was eating. I heard that eating cats are particularly scary. "After reading this, you know that you are an animated character. What do you think?"

For example, despair, panic, anger, fear, destroy the world, drink Sanlu and die, etc.?

"I was surprised at first," Mercury Lamp didn't look back, he seemed really hungry, "but Bubbles has already told me about the world projection theory. Although I didn't understand much, I understood a lot.

Eight, it’s not that surprising. It can be regarded as a movie of one’s own life shot by others. Besides, those things are not the same as the world I really live in.”

You are really open-minded.

"Moreover, all people know is only the things they have experienced." After a few seconds of silence, the little puppet suddenly felt a little emotional, "Perhaps I should be grateful to that terrible bubble, she let me see it.

There are many things that I have never thought about before..."

"Oh, really." I didn't know how to answer her emotion, so I could only say this perfunctorily.

Maybe this is also an opportunity for the mercury lamp to start changing. Mom, you finally did a good thing.

"Idiot human being," the little doll interrupted my thoughts. I turned around and saw that the other person was swinging towards me with a yogurt packaging box in his hand. "Although your starting point is somewhat problematic, I found that this is really delicious.

But—next time, I’ll change it to a smaller package!”

Hey, don’t you know what contrasting cuteness means? Only the “little” mercury lamp holding the “huge” yogurt box and clattering it is cute! Just use your 92.3cm height to kill me with cuteness.

!

Leaning lazily on the bedside, I took out the jingle bell from my pocket and said to the doll girl who was lying on the window sill after eating and watching the sunset, "I want to take a rest. The cake plate is on the

On the table—Dingdang, you go play with the mercury lamp."
To be continued...