Chapter two hundred and eighty sixth nonsense
Youyouzi is a dangerous creature. However, when Xia Wushuang walked into the kitchen, she became a very unpromising creature.
As the saying goes, any creature with blood has weaknesses, and a ghost like a greedy cat is nothing more than that.
With the assistance of Chef Xia Wushuang and Xiao Yaomeng, this dinner after returning is naturally rich and colorful.
Various dishes that can only be seen on Earth were served on the table like assembly lines under the control of Xia Wushuang's magic.
"The egrets flew in front of Xisai Mountain, and the peach blossoms and flowing water and the mandarin fish were fat." Lao Xia's head raised to the sky, pointed to the first blood-colored dish on the table, and chanted the poem proudly.
This dish evolved from the new Sichuan cuisine "Qixiang Cinnamon Fish" that Lao Xia often cooked for himself before the end of the world. It was his proud work tonight.
It is not easy to make this dish well. First of all, the requirements for the ingredients are extremely high. When on earth, you must use fat mandarin fish and special dried stinky tofu as the main ingredients, first apply sauce and steam for a while, then fry over high heat with top red oil until cooked, and finally use cabbage as the base to platter, and then complete the calculation.
Of course, mandarin fish and stinky tofu are actually all over the world. The so-called Sichuan cuisine, the soul of most of their dishes is actually red oil. Fortunately, all kinds of spices in the East Continent are scarce, but there is no shortage of this red pepper, which is undoubtedly excellent news for Xia Wushuang.
There are many ingredients in the East Mainland, and it is difficult to find ingredients with similar attributes, but not difficult. It mainly depends on whether the person who chooses the ingredients has a rigorous thinking and whether there is no hopeless obsessive-compulsive disorder.
Obviously, Lao Xia is not a rigorous person when it comes to choosing ingredients.
The giant fish in the storm of the lake became a meat dish to replace the mandarin fish. When Xia Wushuang carried a black fish the size of a house and walked through the mountains, she really scared the monsters who had just returned from the moon.
"Is this Mr. Zi's husband? It's too fierce..." A monster sighed like this.
As for dried stinky tofu, Xia Wushuang soaked gluten with some special odor potions to make strips of tofu with excellent toughness, which were used as a substitute.
Everything is ready, and his magical and magnificent "Smelling Scented Cinnamon Fish" was recorded in a very fast record in the hand of Xiao Yaomeng and officially left the mountain.
In the bamboo house full of glow, five adults and three little loli were sitting around a low table like a family, and most of their eyes were placed on the dazzling array of dishes on the table. It was the first time I saw such a sumptuous dinner.
At the table, Youyouzi held chopsticks in one hand and knife and fork in the other. Her apricot eyes were bright, and she was clamoring for "flat belly", and became the first person to eat crabs.
"Well! This one is so fragrant! It's so delicious!" She tasted the fish carved into a flower pattern, and she felt that the meat was fresh, fragrant, tender and spicy, melted in her mouth, and had a feeling that made people feel endless aftertaste.
"Try this again! Well. This is also good!"
Xiao Yaomeng sweated coldly on her forehead, and she hurriedly pulled the pink beauty's robe and reminded: "Sir Youyouzi, please don't be so unpromising, there are still many more."
Yasaka Kanako was originally majestic, but as a result, the chopsticks had just moved a few times, she regained her carefree personality. She sat cross-legged. A pair of chopsticks danced with the sound of the wind. Although she was not as greedy as a big ghost, she seemed very happy.
But the consequence of her happiness was that Youyouzi was unhappy. Xia Wushuang widened her eyes and saw that the monster actually used the "stacked arhat" technique to scooped out a food-combined wonderland in a small bowl the size of a palm. The method of grabbing food was so cruel that it was simply horrifying.
"Haha, I didn't expect you to be a poet." Yamamoto teased Xia Wushuang. He maintained the style of the Monster Mountain boss. He did not move his chopsticks first, but held the green jade porcelain cylinder wine glass in his hand, opened his cherry lips slightly, and pecked.
Then, she turned her beautiful eyes and looked at Xia Wushuang from left to right, pointing to the two lolitas who suddenly appeared in the room, and said, "Where did you kidnap these two beautiful autumn elves?"
Xia Wushuang felt very angry and accused Zimei of saying, "Wife, what do you mean by me? I'm like a strange uncle."
"Hehe. Isn't it?" Yasuko teased with a smile: "You have been abducted by girls like me, and they are just children. How can you escape from your palms? Tell me, when are you going to eat them?"
"What are you talking about? Don't I understand very well?" Lao Xia glared at the Zi Mei Mei, pretending not to hear it. He stroked the little heads of the two pretty little loli beside him and said to them: "This is the most powerful monster in this world. If you want to learn magic, call Sister Zi."
The two little loli had a strong sense of intimacy towards Yasuo Zi, who was born to grow at the same time. When they heard this, their eyes lit up even more. A rosy longing appeared on their tender faces, and they all said in a sweet voice: "Hello Sister Zi!"
Yakumo Zi threw Xia Wushuang a charming rolling eyes, then her face calmed down, the queen's aura removed, and she looked at the two little loli with a warm face and said, "Little guys are so good! Who are you sisters and sisters, what are your names?"
"Qiu Rangzi! I am my sister!" Rangzi Loli clenched her fists and raised her hand, and said extremely lively.
"Qiu Jingye! I am Rangzi's sister." Xiao Jingye looked forward to the four women sitting on three sides, looking timid.
The frog looked at the two little loli, touched his frog hat, thought for a while, and said seriously: "In a sense, if there are two autumn elves, plus the spring demon spirit Lily Bai and the snow girl Leti, the seasons in the fantasy barrier can be complete."
Upon hearing this, Xia Wushuang narrowed his eyes: "Sister Jenzi, you seem to have forgotten to ask me for your opinion."
A flash of splendor flashed in the frog's eyes, and he turned black. He pointed to a porcelain pot on the table and sneered: "Good brother, can you explain what kind of creature the white meat in this pot is?"
"Hiss!" Looking at the pot of rice flowers, Xia Wushuang's eyes suddenly turned black and she almost fainted.
It turned out that he was owed his hand and made a dry pot frog with fragrance overflowing with porcelain basin!
"Ah, the little frogs in Moya Shrine seem to be missing." The frog touched the brim of his hat and said to himself with a cold air.
"Sister Jenzi, listen to my explanation. This is definitely an accident. They jumped into the pot by themselves and had nothing to do with me. I definitely didn't pass by the Moya Shrine. When I saw the frogs there were very plump, I took advantage of the Fengzhu's attention and went online..." The frog looked murderous, and Xia Wushuang felt a chill in her heart and quickly started to make trouble.
"Puchi!" Hearing Xia Wushuang's words, the girls couldn't help laughing. In the end, Yakumo Zi felt sorry for him, and smiled and patted the serious frog with a face and said, "Okay, my little man is timid, don't tease him."
"Well! Aren't it just some frogs?" Kanako picked up a piece of white meat from the pot and said with a smile: "I remember a few years ago, a child once made a wish to Torii in the shrine. He said, "Great Lord Gunzi, the frogs in the field are so noisy that they can't sleep. Please think of a solution. Guess what happened later?"
"I know this. Later, in order to strengthen the child's belief in her, the Guzi slapped the world into a barren land. As a result, the wished child was beaten hard by his parents, and he could only make a wish to exchange the field back." Yakumo Zi was stained with some exquisite side dishes that were not stained with meat and fish. He smiled and said, "But although the field has returned, the poor little frogs have disappeared forever."
Speaking of the frog's black history, the girls burst into laughter again.
"Haha, when it comes to black, where can some people get?" The frog was not willing to be outdone, and revealed Yakumo Zi's old story and said: "If I remember correctly, the demon king of the Yakumo family seems to be unable to withstand the power of space overflowing from the Matsuma. His soul was crushed to death by time and space, right?"
Upon hearing this, Xia Wushuang's expression condensed and he quickly raised his ears. This was the secret he had always wanted to know.
"Do you dare to say this in front of my husband?! I will destroy you if I say it!" Yasuo Zi's scattered scale was instantly furious. She stood up and took off her white little foot with her stockings onto the low table.
The tabletop trembled three times, and the porcelain jade wine glass almost spilled out.
"Hey! Be careful, waste of food will be punished by God!" Youyouzi's reaction was as fast as lightning. He pressed the table in front of him with both hands, shouting loudly from left to right.
Kanako didn't speak, and a pair of chopsticks flew on the table, and she hurried to eat. She had a premonition that if she didn't eat enough now, she would definitely have nothing to eat after a while.
"Bang!" The table was slapped. The pair of eyes on the frog's big straw hat were wide open, small, and had a big temper. He said to Yakumo Zi in anger: "You can just talk about me? I can't talk about you?"
"..." Xia Wushuang quickly retreated half a distance to avoid being affected by the innocent.
As for whether to make a reconciliation, it would be better to save money. This is a battle between two female robbers. If he dares to intervene, he will be attacked from both sides in minutes, and he will die ugly.
"This is different!" Yakumo Zi condescended and glared at the frog.
"What's the difference?" The frog gave Yayu Zi a provocative look, then turned to Xia Wushuang and said with a smile: "Good brother, tell you a secret. Your seventeen-year-old Zi sister was only a little bit older a hundred years ago and was forced to marry the demon king of the Yayu family!"
"You! I'll kill you!" Yamamoto's purple flower face suddenly changed, and he was furious immediately. He turned his palm into a knife, directly slashing out an invisible realm line, splitting the space.
Bang! A complete short table, in the small space of the bamboo house, was like a scroll, torn in half by a strange thin line.
"I'm not afraid of wearing shoes barefoots, I'll fight you!" The frog had a big temper. He slapped the table with both hands, and the pair of bells on his wrists suddenly jingled, emitting a mysterious magic power, instantly combining the entire table torn from it and returning to its original state.
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