Chapter 2 UFO boy and Taoist priest (2)
[[[cp|w:407|h:225|a:l]]]… Zhao Liang took out two wine-core chocolates from his pocket and handed them to Zeng Yang and ordered: “Give some wine to bring courage, for the future of the brothers, for the prosperity and strength of the socialist motherland, and for the defeat of American imperialism…”
After eating two wine-core chocolates, Zeng Yang felt that he was much more courageous after drinking it. He turned around and slowly moved towards the UFO. Several other teenagers raised their heads and stared at Zeng Yang who was slowly approaching the aliens in the distance. If something was wrong, everyone knew what to do.
After waiting for a while, everyone looked at Zeng Yang in the distance who actually helped the aliens on the ground up, and then quickly made a gesture of "Come on, come quickly", as if they had discovered something.
With caution, the other six teenagers bent over and complained and touched each other, and were ready to escape immediately.
At this moment, seeing a few classmates being slow, Zeng Yang shouted to the people who were getting closer: "What are you doing with slowing down? There is no danger. The one who came out was a Taoist priest who was seriously injured and had a big burnt hole in his abdomen. There were no aliens."
"Is he a Taoist priest..."
"How could it be a Taoist priest? A Taoist priest came out of the flying saucer. Could that Taoist priest was also an alien?"
"No! The alien actually turned into a Taoist priest... Zeng Yang read that right!"
Several young men began to ask Zeng Yang in a slight manner, but Zeng Yang flipped over and over and over the books found from the Taoist robes. Seeing that the books were full of traditional Chinese characters, he shouted to several unkind classmates in anger: "What am I lying to you? There are two ancient books here, one is called "The God of Wind and the Wind Elimination Chapter" and the other is called "The Five Elements Escape Method" full of Chinese characters. What kind of aliens are there? I guess they are a god. Come and see the new ones!"
"Fuck... the immortal driving the flying saucer probably made a mistake and was kicked off by the top. Unexpectedly... the aliens are gods!" Everyone ran over quickly, and then saw Zeng Yang sitting next to a dying middle-aged Taoist priest, holding two books in his hand, pursing various strange poses while looking through.
Everyone surrounded him, preparing to grab the book, and were all ready to see what the immortal's heavenly book was. Unexpectedly, Zeng Yang was ready to go, so he quickly finished the remaining pages of "The Godly Wind Rule Chapter" and handed the thread-bound book to the later students. At the same time, he firmly grasped the "Five Elements Escape Method" and started reading it.
After receiving the book, Yang Ling quickly opened the mysterious heavenly book, and at the same time, the five people leaned over. Liu Xuegang asked curiously: "Yang Ling, you said that if this Taoist priest is a god, then his book records the magic of immortality! Then according to the practice in the book, then we can become immortals too!"
Wang Zheng: "Maybe he is a martial arts hero, but this is actually a secret book of peerless martial arts."
Liu Buyun: "Can the hero be so fierce? Can he get off the flying saucer? I read this book is a heavenly book, recording immortal arts. Once we all learn it, we may be able to fly away the clouds."
Ignoring the noise of the companions beside him, Zeng Yang looked through the thin "Five Elements Escape Method" with dozens of pages, while posing in the same posture as in the book. After all, he handed the book to Zhang Wei and said, "Those traditional Chinese characters and classical Chinese are a bit incomprehensible. I just saw that this Taoist priest had a sword in his hand, but I don't know what happened and suddenly disappeared."
Zhang Wei asked curiously: "Oh... there is also a sword! Is this Taoist priest the Shushan swordsman in the novel, and he can walk on the sword?"
"I don't know..." Zeng Yang shook his head and joked, "...If I really practiced immortal arts after reading these two books, then the name will be added, such as Shushan and the Immortal Sword, which is called Lingxuzi and Wuyazi. My name is Zeng Yangzi, Zhang Wei is called Zhang Weizi, Wang Zheng is called Wang Zhengzi..."
"Bao, bah, bah..." Liu Buyun, who had the best grades, quickly interrupted, "...What Zhang Weizi, Wang Zhengzi, don't name people randomly. Shushan is divided into generations according to the Xuanhuang of Heaven and Earth. Why is Wuyazi? Lingxuzi called Taoist. If it were me, I couldn't call him Bu Yunzi, but I had to add a Xuan number, such as the word Xu, called Xuyunzi... Don't register randomly without knowing anything."
Zeng Yang quickly admitted his mistake and said, "Yes, yes, yes... or Lao Liu, you have knowledge. Now I want to go into the flying saucer and see if this Taoist priest has anything else?"
"I know!" Several heartless best friends ignored Zeng Yang's life and death, and were all silent on the mysterious heavenly book in their hands and put in a few positions as if they could learn peerless martial arts in this way.
Ignoring a few heartless besties, Zeng Yang grabbed the cut-out circular hatch door and slowly crawled into the interior of the flying saucer that emitted dazzling white light.
Entering the interior of the flying saucer like the gate of heaven, a strong smell of blood suddenly came to my face. The only thing Zeng Yang did not expect was that the flying saucer was like a slaughterhouse, four or five corpses were scattered on the floor in a distorted manner, and blood and various human organs covered the four walls of the spacecraft.
"Vomit..." Zeng Yang hurriedly dodged a blood-stained intestine under his feet, and he couldn't help but vomited it out.
Zeng Yang, who felt a little better after vomiting a few times, covered his face and looked carefully at the miserable scene inside the spacecraft again. Suddenly, another nausea sensation surged up from his abdomen. "Vomit..." He couldn't help but vomited something in his stomach.
"What happened to Zeng Yang?" The voice of a classmate came from outside, and Zeng Yang quickly replied: "Don't come in, there are many corpses inside, I'll go out later."
"Oh... see if there are any treasures inside? Bring them all out!"
"Ok!"
Enduring the smell of blood and psychological disgust, Zeng Yang carefully searched among the numerous fragmented corpses. At this time, he clearly saw an alien. The alien had a big head, small body parts, very big eyes, and was covered with strange space suits that were not known to be fabric or metal. However, this alien had become fragmented, with his head, body, hands, chest, waist, and butt all divided into parts and sprinkled inside the flying saucer. The incision was smooth, as if it was dismembered by a knife and was directly dismembered, sprinkling all over the floor of purple-red blood.
Looking closely, there were five blood-stained heads in total, one of which was human, two belonged to aliens, and two were robots made of unknown materials. Zeng Yang tried to suppress the viciousness of an alien's palm and took down the strange weapon in his hand.
Holding the weapon that looked a bit like a gun, Zeng Yang forgot about the blood around him and showed a happy smile. After searching carefully, there were three intact alien guns, and the other one seemed to be divided into two by a mysterious weapon, and the ground was filled with parts.
After searching carefully, Zeng Yang found several jade bottles and a few pieces of burnt metal from the fragmented corpse of the Taoist priest or the gods, and found a jade gem ring with a strange light behind some instruments.
Holding the other party's broken hand, Zeng Yang took off the jade ring from the other party's fingers. Looking at the green ring, Zeng Yang could tell at a glance that it was a high-end product worth at least a few thousand yuan, and maybe it might not be worth tens of thousands of yuan. As a small family, he instantly showed a greedy divine light in his eyes.
After looking down at his summer short dress, he looked at the cabin door with a rude look. After finding that there was really no one around, his eyes suddenly became fierce, as if he had made some important decisions and said to himself: "You are not loyal first, so don't blame me for taking it alone!"... As he said that, Zeng Yang wiped the jade ring hard on his clothes, and suddenly put it in his mouth and swallowed it hard.
"Gurg..." The swallowing sounded, and the jade ring that had just been peeled off from the dead man's hand was instantly swallowed by this crazy poor guy.
After searching for a long time, I found that there was nothing in the spacecraft to take, Zeng Yang walked out of the flying saucer, then took the alien's energy weapons and several jade bottles in his hands as if showing off and said, "Hey... look at what I found, it's all good things."
Everyone in the excitement did not suspect that Zeng Yang had embezzled. Liu Buyun took the bottle and began to read the simple words on the note above: "Well... Baihua... Yu... Lu... Pills... Tian... Yang... Zhengqi... Dan... Yushu Essence Pill... Um... Qingyu Yangqi Pill... Tianxiang Transformation Pill!... Alas... Brothers, these sound like all fairy pills! Does anyone dare to try it?" As he said that, he slightly opened the last bottle of Tianxiang Transformation Pill, and a smell with a strong medicinal fragrance came out of the jade bottle of Tianxiang Transformation Pill.
Just as Liu Buyun asked, Zeng Yang had already sent off the alien weapon and began to fiddle with the strange pistol in his hand. Zhang Wei took the weapon and looked at the trigger and the handle, then pointed the muzzle at the forest in the distance and said, "Oh... let me give it up, wait for me to try the power of the gun."
When they heard that they wanted to test the gun, everyone avoided standing behind Zhang Wei. They didn't know if there was a safe device on this gun. After Zhang Wei aimed the gun, he pulled the trigger directly into the distance. "Wow..." A blue beam of light flew into the distance like a sharp arrow, and the flames flashed.
"Boom..." A large number of sparks burst out in the distance, and then a big tree suddenly tilted and fell directly to the ground.
"So amazing... This should be an alien weapon! It's so amazing." Everyone sighed in surprise.
Wang Zheng published his opinion and said: "I said, Zeng Yang said there were many corpses inside. So did the aliens kidnapped the Taoist priests, and the Taoist priests escaped from the trap with fairy tactics. The two sides fought, but all except the one on the ground died?"
Yang Ling quickly released his opinion and said, "I think so. Look at the hole in the abdomen of this Taoist priest, the size of a bowl must have been hit by this alien weapon, otherwise how could it be burned like that?"
Zhao Liang looked at the alien gun in his hand and said, "This gun is powerful. No matter if he is a god and Taoist priest, he will still be shot with a big hole."
Zeng Yang frowned and said, "The Taoist priest inside was beaten to pieces, and his body was blown into parts. These things were scattered all over the ground. Why did the Taoist priest only have a hole burned in his stomach?"
Zhang Wei quickly said, "No matter whether he opened a hole or was blown into parts, it was a fight between river clams and the fisherman benefited. We picked up a huge bargain, three alien pistols. You said that if you handed over to the country, how much will the country give us? Why don't we hide one secretly and find a way to sell it to Hong Kong? Do you think it will be sold for one million?"
"Hehehehe..." Several people began to giggle. Liu Xuegang looked at the alien weapon in his hand and said, "If it could be sold to Hong Kong or foreign countries, it would definitely be sold for hundreds of millions... But what about the other things Zeng Yang took out? Maybe they are all things from gods and can live forever."
Liu Buyun looked at the mouth of the bottle with his eyes and said, "It's all here, there are some pills, I don't know if it's a elixir or something. I smell it and feels fragrant, it shouldn't be a poison! Who will try it..."
Everyone glanced at each other and looked at each other. No one was willing to make a test sample for the medicine. Slowly, several people began to glance at the dying Taoist priest on the ground. Zhao Liang said heartlessly: "Aren't this Taoist priest on the ground seriously injured? If you want to feed the medicine, you should feed it to him first!"
"Yes..." Zhang Wei snapped his fingers hard, then pressed the dying patient on the ground and began to move the other party's mouth!
Liu Buyun poured a Tianxiang Transformation Pill into the other party's mouth like a chicken-testing rat medicine, and then tilted his head to see the other party's reaction.
After waiting for a while, the dying Taoist priest on the ground began to move. He suddenly exhaled his breath: "Huh..." Suddenly, a pleasant smell of medicine suddenly filled the air. After smelling it, several teenagers felt a hundred times more energetic.
At this time, Liu Buyun said happily and frankly: "Okay... I have tried it. It's not a poison. Everyone can share the blessings and the difficulties will be shared." He sent the pills to everyone. Liu Buyun glanced at everyone and then was the first to swallow the pills in his hand.
After the pill was taken, a swelling began to occur in the stomach, and gradually the expansion turned into a heat that rushed towards Liu Buyun's forehead. Everyone stared at Liu Buyun and found that his face began to flush, and a small tent was also raised under his pants. "Huh... it feels so good, it's so energetic!" He vomited a long scent of the medicine, and Liu Buyun stretched his waist long.
The others looked at Lao Liu and swallowed the projectiles, experiencing the pleasure of the heat flowing around in their bodies!
Just after finding a big bargain, Zhang Wei urged Liu Buyun and said, "It's so good! Old Liu quickly put all the pills one by one, everyone will share the blessings together, and become immortals together. We will divide the remaining pills and give everyone a few pills one by one!"
"Nonsense... give the medicine now! If Lao Liu dares to embezzle you, everyone will castrate you together."
"To become an immortal together..."
"But we have to take that guy to test the medicine first... It's him anyway!"
"Okay... OK!"
After feeding chickens and taking rat medicine and confirming that other pills were not poisons, the frizzy teenagers distributed all the pills, one by one, to everyone's hands, and then swallowed them all in one bite. Swallowed all the good things, which was a habit developed from the period from kindergarten to junior high school, especially those children at home with poor living standards.
After swallowing the elixir, the heartless teenagers beat him haha; Zhang Wei: "Hahahaha... your faces are blushing!"
"Zhang Wei, you're blushing too."
Wang Zheng said, "It's going to become an immortal! Old Liu, would we say that when we become immortals, we would have strange phenomena coming from the sky or something? Or would we fly directly into the air?"
Liu Buyun: "I don't know, if you eat them all, it will probably be equivalent to practicing for 500 years."
Yang Ling: "Wow... I don't want to have too many. As long as I can be like the heroes, I will be content with the light skills that can skim the water."
Zeng Yang: "If I can cut mountains and crack rocks like "East Evil and West Poison" and there will be an explosion with a 'bang...', then I will first eradicate the underworld, put on a masked superman, maintain social justice, and confiscate the money that harms everyone...hehehehehe!"
Zhao Liang: "There happens to be a casino over my house. I heard that some people win tens of thousands of dollars every time. If they really have martial arts skills, why don't we snatch it together then? "
"Gu..." Just as the teenagers were planning for their future, everyone's stomachs began to stir up in no particular order. Suddenly, a thick stream of heat rushed into the teenagers like a wild horse that broke free from reins. The blue veins on their already red faces were exposed, and the muscles of their bodies were contracting violently. The blood vessels like earthworms kept squirming on their arms and bodies, and waves of sweat were evaporated on their skin, turning into smoke and floating around them.
"Ah...ah...heat...so hot...!" The seven teenagers seemed to be unable to swallow or vomit, and their whole body was twitching and curling on the ground. As soon as the cold sweat came out, it turned into steam and drifted away with the wind.
It is three parts poisonous for medicine. If you take too much tonic, it will naturally become poison. Moreover, the power of these elixirs is simply unbearable by their bodies. Just as the seven teenagers gradually lost consciousness and were on the verge of death, they vaguely found several people wearing Taoist robes slowly walking towards them...!
Chapter completed!