"Stop." After I closed the squad leader's bedroom door, I walked over and called Shu Zhe to stop, "You were lying at the door just now and eavesdropping. Did you hear something?"

"I didn't hear anything." Shu Zhe pretended to be stupid with me, and looked at me with both eyes, as if he was observing any changes in my clothes.

"If you didn't eavesdrop, why did you run away when you saw me?"

"I just didn't eavesdrop." Shu Zhe said in a long voice, "And brother Ye Lin, did you and my sister do anything shameful? Are you so afraid that I would eavesdrop?"

"Nonsense, your sister is sick, how could I do something shameful with her?"

"That's not possible." Shu Zhe looked at the ceiling at an angle of 45 degrees, "In the cliche TV series, couples just use the method of rolling on the sheets to cure colds... And I clearly heard the words 'stuff it in' Terrible dialogue..."

"Asshole." I hit Shu Zhe's head hard, "You were eavesdropping after all."

While Shu Zhe was running away, the doorbell rang. Although I was not used to ringing the monitor's doorbell, others rang it very easily.

I ordered Shu Zhe to open the door, he covered his head and opened the door, and then I saw the girls visiting group led by Da Xiaoxian.

Behind the loudspeaker stood Zhuang Ni, PHS, and Xiong Yaoyue. Xiong Yaoyue and Zhuang Ni were arguing over some trivial matter.

"Hey, Ye Lin, you came here secretly." Big Speaker was surprised when he saw me, "You didn't expect us to come to see the monitor so early, right? Thanks to the fire alarm system in our school that malfunctioned and kept ringing. , we just ended the evening self-study early and came to see the monitor."

Zhuang Ni looked at me with the eyes of a female Soviet spy in the Cold War, as if I was a lackey of US imperialism, while Xiong Yaoyue smelled the smell of crock pot fast food wafting in the room.

"Hey, you guys are eating something good here. It's a pity that I had already eaten it after 5 o'clock, otherwise..."

"Otherwise, it won't be your share." I treated Xiong Yaoyue just like I treated Niu Shili and the boys, not polite at all, "This is fast food ordered for the squad leader, and I didn't eat it myself."

I said and picked up my portion of fast food.

The girls walked in chattering, while Zhuang Ni took the monitor's crock pot of fast food into the monitor's bedroom and fed it to the monitor herself.

"Shu Zhe, you seem to be thinner." Da Xiaoba ruffled Shu Zhe's hair without noticing, and Shu Zhe managed to escape from Da Da Xiao's lobster claws.

"Sister Yuhong, you are too fat. If you are so fat, don't you worry about not being able to get married?"

Da Xiaodao disagreed, "The ratio of men to women in China is conservatively estimated to be 105:100. Five out of a hundred men can't find a partner, so I don't have to worry about being in a seller's market. However, when you grow up and want to marry a wife, you may have to It takes a lot of work.”

"Hmph, you don't need to worry about it." Shu Zhe turned his head in a very standard arrogant manner and fled back to his room, leaving the loudspeaker in a daze.

I heard from Xiong Yaoyue that the reason why Xiaoqin didn't come over was because Aunt Ren had something to do with her, while Gong Caicai couldn't come over because she had just been kidnapped and was asked by her parents to go home immediately after school and have a car to pick her up. I couldn't send it, so I could only ask someone to send greetings to the sick squad leader.

As soon as the girls came, I couldn't play the leading role. Since Shu Zhe hid in his room and was lazy and didn't entertain the guests, I had to turn around and take various snacks from the refrigerator to meet the needs of Da Xiao and others. I was busy for a long time. I just had time to call Pentheus on the balcony and asked Pentheus to take some time to run over and take away the police revolver.

After listening to my request, Pentheus expressed that he understood our concerns and would take some time to pick up the gun in person in the near future. Before then, he would leave the gun with the squad leader.

As soon as I hung up the phone, I discovered that Zhuang Ni had also walked up to the balcony. Since she came alone and her face was gloomy, I steadied myself to prevent her from pushing me down from the balcony window.

"Zha Ye, I heard that you were kidnapped yesterday."

"It's too much to just call me Zha Ye. Who did you hear about me being kidnapped?"

Zhuang Ni looked down at the street below through the balcony window, and her focused eyes gave people the illusion that she wanted to jump off the building.

"What Winnie the Pooh said, she wanted to keep it secret at first, but then she revealed it with a few provocations. The so-called pig teammate refers to her."

"So what if you know. Anyway, I'm not afraid of people knowing. I'm mainly worried that someone will spread gossip about Gong Caicai..."

A rare smile appeared on the corner of Zhuang Ni's mouth. It was rare because this smile did not completely belong to the cold winter, but contained a little warmth.

"Winnie the Pooh did confess that you tried your best to conceal this matter for the sake of Gong Caicai's reputation. Judging from Gong Caicai's mental state today, she really had a near miss last night. It seems that you finally managed to It also did a good thing.”

"Why, because I objectively protected the squad leader and Gong Caicai, so you postponed my execution, then I was really moved to tears." I said without irony.

Zhuang Ni did not answer my question, but asked with a cold hope: "Have you never thought about destroying this world?"

Damn it, these two-level breath-taking remarks are really suitable to come from your mouth. What hatred does this world have against you? You have to destroy it. If the world is destroyed, there will be no snacks to eat, because On this point, the loudspeaker and Xiong Yaoyue in the living room will be your most determined opponents.

"No need." I said, "I don't want to destroy the world, nor do I want to 'really live.' That kind of thing should be left to Godzilla and someone who knows how to fight with guns. I still have a lot of important things." Things must be accomplished in this world..."

"For example, the fight with your mother." Zhuang Ni looked at me with a look of expectation and said the above words.

My face darkened, "How did you know?"

Zhuang Ni smiled coldly, "Logical reasoning, and threatening Shu Zhe to chop off one of his fingers, he just did it all."

I slapped myself on the forehead, "Damn it, letting Shu Zhe know is like letting everyone know."

"Shu Zhe will never tell the second person again." Zhuang Ni shook her head, "I threatened that if he couldn't keep the secret, I would stab him in the spine."

I was very puzzled: "Why did you help me keep this secret? Didn't you regard me as... your love rival for squad leader? Didn't you try to kill me?"

"I saw him."

"Who did you see?"

"That disfigured guy, your bodyguard." Zhuang Ni's tone fluctuated slightly, "He warned me not to have any ideas for you again, and then he used a field dagger to cut across my body and cut off my top and bra. The shoulder straps were cut off, but my skin was not hurt."

Hey, Kamakura, you did a good thing for me, but if you show off your martial arts skills, you can show off your martial arts skills and cut off the girl's bra straps. It's really a bad idea.

"That's why you're scared." I unconsciously put on a smile.

"Do you think I will be afraid?" Zhuang Li said proudly, "I was just curious about why a guy whose face, vocal cords, and fingerprints were destroyed would protect you, so I did some research and got the result today. The last piece of the puzzle.”

"Tch, you think you are Conan, you obviously look like a murderer from head to toe... Now you know that Amy and I are biological siblings, and you know that my relationship with my mother is very bad, so what can you do? You can use this relationship to plan to kill me..."

Suddenly a possibility exploded in my mind, and I yelled: "Zhuang Ni, if you dare to hurt Amy and use her to retaliate against me, then I will never forgive you in this life, and I will trample on all human laws, Abandoning all human morality to hunt you and torture you, you'd better remember that."

Zhuang Ni had expected it and was not frightened, "Huh, just like the survey results, she is really a great girl control. Don't worry, I have a natural affinity for women, and I will rarely use women to retaliate against men. That's not in line with what I stand for...but your mother makes me dislike it..."

I frowned, feeling that Zhuang Ni might have discovered more truth through various investigations than the squad leader knew.

"Hey, whether you have a good impression of Ai Shuqiao or not has nothing to do with me. You two have nothing to do with each other."

Actually, I think it's quite interesting to have Zhuang Ni and Ai Shuqiao start a protracted mother-in-law-daughter-in-law struggle. Both sides use dark methods. It's definitely better than ordinary house fighting dramas. But Ai Shuqiao only has one son, me, and I don't want to sacrifice it. I, caught in the middle, died without a place to bury myself.

"I really have nothing to do with Ai Shuqiao..." Zhuang Ni took a deep breath and said, "But her existence has subverted what I have always believed that men are ten thousand times filthier and ten thousand times more evil than women. times the idea, so she must disappear from my world. This world only needs male devils."

"Zhuang Ni, if you say that, Lilith, the mother of all demons, will be sad."

"Don't talk to me about demonology." Zhuang Ni glared at me with slightly red eyes, "I have read more Bible apocryphal texts than you have read textbooks. You just learned a little bit from the EVA animation. You want to show off in front of me..."

"Who has only read EVA? After all, I have heard second-hand information from the mouth of a polymath who has read the Apocrypha..."

The so-called "polymath" of course refers to my father. My father's reading habit and his habit of chattering at the dinner table have made me such a guy who is knowledgeable about astronomy, geography, history and religion, but is not good at anything else.

"I can see a very huge picture of destruction behind you..." Zhuang Ni's eyes became confused again along with her tone, "The results of the divination show that this game is worth participating in, and it is more important than witnessing the destruction of the entire world. The fun thing is to personally participate..."

I stretched out my five fingers and waved them in front of Zhuang Ni, "You didn't take any medicine today? I have an acquaintance in Dongshan Mental Hospital. Do you want to make an appointment for a check-up?"

"I know what research Ai Shuqiao did using your blood." Zhuang Ni suddenly said, "If you also want to know, come to this address to find me after school tomorrow."

She said and handed me a black card with only a white address written on it. It seemed to be a very remote club.

"It's a trap," I said bluntly, "I can still understand why you and Ai Shuqiao formed a team, and you can help me in turn..."
Chapter completed!