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【907】 The sea of ??stars

The sister tune plan is also going smoothly. In one and a half months, Xiaoqin's stars have reached 100 by leaps and bounds.

Let’s briefly review how these stars come from.

When we were in elementary school, under the call of our teachers, everyone carried out the activity of "Learning from Lei Feng and Doing Good Deeds". Today, when Lei Feng has been gradually forgotten, Xiaoqin found Lei Feng's diary on the Internet and memorized it from beginning to end, and then I followed the example of the gourd and imitated all the good things that I could imitate.

Xiaoqin did it all the time, such as picking up gold and giving up her seat on the subway. She even did the high-risk task of helping an old lady cross the street twice.

Hard work pays off. Although it is not as important as taking hostages to obtain a large number of stars, Xiaoqin accumulates little and makes a lot of money, and she unknowingly accumulates 1% of 10,000 stars.

"Hmph O(∩_∩)O~ Even though I'm still just childhood sweethearts, my girlfriend's completion level is already 1%."

In addition, Xiaoqin's comic career has also made breakthrough progress, not because Aunt Ren bought her a writing tablet, but because she dubbed her own comic "Cthulhu Wants to Fall in Love".

Youyouqi Comics website has a self-service dubbing function. After turning on this function for comic works, netizens can dub the text in the dialog box. In fact, although "Cthulhu Also Wants to Fall in Love" is very topical, it is far from Far from being qualified to turn on the dubbing function.

The cause of the matter is that when the serialization of "Cthulhu Wants to Fall in Love" reached the eighth chapter, Xiaoqin wrote a paragraph about the JJ alien's spaceship being breached, and Cthulhu and Dagon suddenly having internal strife in the enemy's base camp. A plot that uses a long tongue twister to decide the winner.

"A mute came from the south with a trumpet strapped to his waist. A lama came from the north with a mammoth in his hand..."

"Si Xiaosi and Shi Xiaoshi went to the market at 14:40 on April 14. Si Xiaosi bought forty-four pounds and four taels of tomatoes..."

"Black fertilizer will turn gray, gray fertilizer will turn black, black fertilizer will turn gray and will volatilize, gray fertilizer will volatilize and turn black, black fertilizer will turn black but not gray, gray fertilizer will turn gray but not black..."

The two prehistoric monsters talked about traditional Chinese tongue twisters like cattle and Feng Gong, which was not only full of comedy but also full of contradiction.

However, the complaints from readers focused on "Have you considered the feelings of the dubbing artist?" "You must have level 10 Chinese to dub." "Is the 600-plus word tongue twister at the end an attempt to murder the voice actor?"

Some readers who opposed "Teacher Water Celery" commented maliciously:

"How come such a bad comic has the dubbing function enabled? Usually the dubbing function is enabled only for comics that are going to be animated."

"Yeah, don't waste website resources."

"The shemale author pretends to be a 14-year-old lolita to gain popularity, but his real body must be a foot-picking man like Sun Zha."

When Xiaoqin saw these comments, she got into an argument with them angrily. After the quarrel, the topic turned to whether anyone could read out those tongue twisters in one breath. Xiaoqin insisted that there was nothing difficult about tongue twisters, even in the end. I can recite that 600-word tongue twister without blushing or gasping for breath.

So, the "Anti-Mr. Celery Party" and the "Supporting Teacher Celery Party" made a bet to see if Teacher Celery could perfectly pronounce the tongue twisters in her comics. The losing party would have to publicly admit their mistake. Admit that I was blind before, that I was the dregs of mankind, a moth in society, and that the live maggots in Sardinian cheese were worth more than myself.

In fact, the main reason for this bet between "Ms. Shuiqin fans" and "Ms. Shuiqin black" is that they want to confirm from the voice whether Teacher Shuiqin is really a 14-year-old lolita, Xiaoqin. I was so angry that I didn't realize this.

The topic of dubbing by the author himself is becoming more and more popular, so with the efforts of Xiaoqin's editor "Shen En Niu", he made an exception and enabled the dubbing function for "Cthulhu Wants to Fall in Love". Regarding this, "Water The Qin teacher black people were very dissatisfied and immediately commented:

"The website doesn't care about anything for the sake of popularity. It has such a childish style of painting and such a retarded plot. This kind of work can even turn on the dubbing function. I feel tired and don't like it anymore."

"If you have the guts and ability, why not just animate this work? Let the Japanese animation industry see how China hides its dragons and crouching tigers. Teacher Shuiqin is the Picasso of the comics industry."

However, before Xiaoqin dubbed the tongue twister, most readers took a wait-and-see attitude to avoid being slapped in the face later.

Xiao Qin spent an afternoon practicing tongue twisters, and then took 3 minutes to say 600 words of tongue twisters in one breath. After uploading it to the website and completing the dubbing, both "Ms. Shui Qin fans" and "Ms. Shui Qin blacks" were shocked .

Because Xiaoqin's voice is so beautiful, during the selection process of school beauty, many people voted for Xiaoqin just because of her beautiful voice. It is a soft female voice that will make flowers and plants sprout in spring. Among them There is also a hint of stubbornness that refuses to admit defeat, and it is completely in line with the expectations of otakus for two-dimensional girls. She is just like a Chinese-speaking voice actor that jumped out of Japanese animation.

"Teacher Shuqin, I love you, please accept my knee."

When Xiao Qin recited the tongue twister, she was not perfect, but there was a slight flaw, including a swallowing sound. However, this became a cute point in the eyes of the readers. Taking off the ground has been brought into everyone’s imagination.

"Long live the beautiful girl manga artist Sui Qin. Every day from today on, I will fight for Sui Qin. If anyone disobeys, come over and we will stand and stab him."

Most of Mr. Shui Qin's original "fans" came to watch the show for fear of chaos. However, after hearing Xiao Qin's dubbing, some of them immediately became die-hard fans. They felt that it didn't matter whether their painting skills were good or not, just that. Just because the person drawing the comics is a 14-year-old cute loli is enough for them to be YY.

"This is definitely not her own voice, it must be someone she hired."

The staunch opponents refused to admit defeat.

"That's right, isn't her assistant that 'Pooh'? According to everyone's analysis, Pooh is more likely to be a 14-year-old lolita. Maybe it's Pooh's voice."

"It's Winnie the Pooh, brother, have you forgotten that everyone used the comment box to type the word 'bear' after 'Assistant: Pooh'?"

"Whether it's a bear or not, I insist that this is not the voice dubbed by Teacher Shuqin, either she hired a professional voice actor, or it was the voice dubbed by her assistant Winnie."

"Even if it's the voice dubbed by an assistant, Pindao would be satisfied..."

Because it was suspected that the author did not dub the voice, there was a dispute over which side would win the bet. Finally, Xiaoqin's editor "Shen En Niu" came forward to prove that it was indeed the author himself who did the dubbing, but the "Shuiqin Teacher Black" people refused to believe it.

After Pooh found out about this, I felt very sorry for Xiao Qin. She and Xiao Qin worked together to complete the tongue-twistering duel between Cthulhu and Dagon, with each person taking on a role to play the opposite role.

This time it was shocking. Pooh's voice was obviously different from Xiaoqin's. She had a strong voice, with a slight hoarseness in the high notes, but if you savor it carefully, the aftertaste was very charming.

"Is this actually a comic created by two lolita comics? I can't do it anymore. Let me crash to death in front of the monitor."

"According to my analysis, the two people were in the same room when they were dubbing, and they were very into the scene during the dubbing. When Dagon pushed Cthulhu somersault, the two people seemed to be in physical contact... "

"Let me check it out, Lily Loli, I like it. I'm determined to follow this comic."

The ideas of the dead nerds are really weird. It's just that when dubbing, they imitated the plot and touched each other. I don't know where this person came to the conclusion that Pooh and Xiao Qin are a pair of lilies.

Soon, on the inner pages of the comic "Cthulhu Wants to Fall in Love", readers complained almost completely had nothing to do with the plot and pictures. Everyone was discussing who is more beautiful, Teacher Cress or Assistant Winnie, and some people uploaded a small Fan art of Qin and Pooh (actually the drawings are made by the authors, not the comic characters).

Fueled by the overwhelming "voice actor control" and "beautiful girl author control", "Cthulhu Wants to Fall in Love" unexpectedly ranked 7th on the website's complaint list. Some of the original "Celery Teacher Black" are listening After listening to the voices of Xiao Qin and Pooh, they also changed their stance, turning from negative to positive, and everyone added fuel to the flames.

However, Xiao Qin, who gained popularity by relying on her voice rather than her painting skills, seemed rather disappointed and did not respond to the readers' teasing, such as "Sing a song for everyone, and I will vote for you if you sing." Pooh, on the other hand, was more like Wuyin. He sang a song called "Cowboys Are Busy" incompletely, which made some readers with unique hobbies cover their ears and vote for the month.

"Cthulhu Wants to Fall in Love" itself is an impromptu work. Xiaoqin's research on the Cthulhu mythology is not deep enough. The current plot of the battle against the JJ aliens has long been exhausted and unsustainable. In addition, she found that everyone's attention Li is just his own voice and not a comic, so he decisively ended "Ke Ai" in episode 10.

"So, Cthulhu and Dagon embarked on a long journey to conquer the stars and the sea..."

After defeating the JJ aliens, Cthulhu and Dagon stood side by side in the spaceship, looking out the window at the infinite universe, and then used narration to speak common lines from the comics about being cut in half.

"It's finally over. Teacher Shuiqin, please don't leave us."

"I haven't seen enough. How can 10 episodes be enough? I've obviously finished beating Star JJ, but I can still beat Star Dandan."

"Is the Loli author really impatient? Or is it because the website can no longer stand it anymore and the author was forced to cut it in half?"

"It deserves it. It should have disappeared long ago. This kind of bad work..."

The speech that followed was obscured by countless people's complaints. Apparently, on the final page of the work, the number of fans outnumbered the opponents by more than ten times.

However, although the adventure story of Cthulhu and Dagon is over, Xiaoqin's long journey as a cartoonist has just begun.

At Pooh's suggestion, Xiaoqin started to conceive a new comic, tentatively titled, "Detective Li Ergou".

In fact, the originality of this comic is much worse than that of "Cthulhu Wants to Fall in Love". The criminal methods in it are simply imitating or even plagiarizing "Detective Conan" and "Kindaichi".

It's just that the background of the story is set in a remote rural area of ​​China. The main case is "The rabbit foamed at the mouth and died. It was probably poisoned by the neighbor who fed it bananas." Then in revenge, he cut off the tail of the neighbor's goldfish.

Lost boring things.

And "I only took some radishes from his family, but they stole half an acre of garlic sprouts from my family. I had to give his family's fish pond..."
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