【900】A special way to become immortal
In fact, there were many people in the Dongshan City Police who objected to my agreeing to the request of the mentally ill and venturing into the classroom of Class 3, Junior High School.
"The ones being held hostage now are one teacher and seven students. If another student is included..."
"Yes, the anti-terrorism special operations team should be mobilized. In order to deal with emergencies, haven't the special operations teams been training for several years?"
"The problem is that the other party is mentally ill, not a terrorist. Mentally ill people don't think logically. What if the anti-terrorism team has no experience in dealing with mentally ill people and it backfires and causes them to self-destruct."
Among the police officers present, Officer Ma had the second highest position. When he heard that I volunteered to rescue people, he overcame all opinions and took all the responsibility on himself to support my personal actions.
"Don't think that I'm helping you." Officer Ma reminded me, "It's just that under the current circumstances, I judge that this is the best solution. You seem to be very confident in convincing those mentally ill people."
I don't know where I got the confidence. Maybe after seeing the highest level of mental illness like Fang Xin, I was faced with a lot of difficulties and other mental patients didn't like him very much.
Time turned back to the present, and Dongshan Qixiong in a white suit asked me on the podium what calculation results Fang Xin wanted to achieve by writing me in the mathematical formula, and how they should use this to counter Fang Xin.
How do I know? It should be high technology related to chaos mathematics. If I understand chaos mathematics, do I still need to take classes in junior high school?
But now, I have no choice but to use the causal calculation theory of the Scientific Happiness Sect that Professor Bai told me to fool people.
"Fang Xin believes that as long as he collects enough intelligence, which is the 'cause' of the matter, he can deduce the outcome of the matter. This is true for small things as well as big things... I may have been regarded as a certain result by him.' reason'."
It seems that Fang Xin regards me as an indispensable element to defeat Ai Shuqiao and obtain maximum benefits. However, these inside information cannot be told in front of the Seven Heroes of Dongshan, and even if told to them, it is probably not the answer they want. .
"What result does Fang Xin want?" Bai Suiyi frowned, "Isn't he satisfied with being the ruler of Dongshan Mental Hospital? He also wants to conquer Deshengmen in Beijing, Hexagonal Pavilion in Hubei, Longquan Mountain in Liuzhou... and become the leader who dominates the country. The king of psychosis?"
The list in White Suit seems to be all the locations of famous mental hospitals. I really don't understand why the title of "King of Mental Illness" is so up for grabs.
"Fang Xin wants to become an immortal." Xiaoqin suddenly said without any clue.
"Chengxian, no one has become a fairy in our hospital for a long time..."
Bearded man threw the dying cigarette butt to the ground and stamped it out. He took a lighter in his left hand to replace the cigarette and used it as ignition material for the gas tank.
"Yes, there was indeed someone who cultivated to the Nascent Soul stage 300 years ago, but he failed when he tried to overcome the tribulation."
The speaker is "Two yuan a string of candied haws" who lives like a year.
The man in the white suit snorted with great disdain, "I have told that person a long time ago that it is unreliable to fly up by touching the switch. He must not believe it, and in the end he will be completely destroyed."
"Fang Xin is different from them." Xiao Qin stood up from her seat and said with great seriousness, "Fang Xin has learned from the failures of his predecessors and summed up a set of effective methods for ascension. Fang Xin is no longer Satisfied with being the king of mental illness in the human world, he will ascend to the immortal world and become a lunatic that would make the Jade Emperor tremble."
The squad leader, who was racking his brains to save everyone, was about to say something, but was interrupted by Xiaoqin's bizarre train of thought, which was as good as mental illness.
"Air mattress..." Gong Caicai has not recovered from the shock and shame, and her scallop-like self-protection method is also strange.
"I see." Xiaoqin's nonsense theory actually made Bai Suiyi accept it easily, "Then tell me what role Ye Lin can play in Fang Xin's path to becoming an immortal."
"Classmate Ye Lin is one of the four guardians that Fang Xin needs during the ceremony to become an immortal." Xiao Qin said nonsensically without drafting, "Classmate Ye Lin's fate belongs to the 'Blue Dragon', and it will be when Fang Xin becomes an immortal." Staying at the position of the Eastern Green Dragon, only by finding all four guardians can Fang Xin successfully ascend in the daytime."
"This is good material for writing a novel..." PHS took a piece of manuscript paper and started writing quickly.
"I'm hungry..." Big Speaker now regretted not leaving the classroom just now.
"I brought snacks." Xiao Qin very kindly took out the fruit peel and gave it to Da Xiaoxia. Although the fruit peel helps digestion and may make you hungry if you eat it on an empty stomach, Da Xiaoxia still happily took it.
"I won't be afraid if there is food. I can continue watching the show."
After listening to Xiaoqin's nonsense, Bai Suiyi showed a shocked expression as if he was enlightened: "Do you need to find a protector? It turns out that the guy from the Qincheng Second Hospital was right..."
You don't need to ask to know that it is a mental hospital. It seems that mental patients are really keen on exchanging ways to become immortals. It seems that someone's theory coincides with Xiao Qin's nonsense.
"No, there is something wrong here." Xiao Li said a blank word, "If four guardians are needed, it is impossible for Fang Xin's calculation to only include Ye Lin's name. Where are the other three people."
"Probably... we haven't found it yet." Teacher Yu replied tremblingly. As a teacher, he actually participated in such a retarded discussion, which made the monitor cover his face and sigh.
"Huh huh huh." Xiaoqin coldly snorted three times, then her face darkened, and she pointed at "My fate is up to me", "Tanghulu two yuan a string" and "Lori Control No. 3" among the Seven Heroes of Dongshan, framed. Framed:
"They are the three guardians that Fang Xin has already found, Xuanwu, Suzaku and Baihu. Classmate Ye Lin is the last person Fang Xin needs, and they are the traitors among you."
"Nonsense, why should we help Fang Xin."
"Yes, there is no benefit in helping Fang Xin."
"Although it's true that I like Bai Hu, being a protector for Fang Xin is another matter."
Of course, these three people refused to admit it.
Xiao Qin had already prepared for this: "Of course there are great benefits. As the saying goes: A person can ascend to heaven with a chicken or a dog. If he becomes a protector for Fang Xin, they can ascend to heaven together. Ye Lin refuses because he is nostalgic for the world. Serve as a protector for Fang Xin and ascend to heaven with him."
"It's true." After hearing what Xiao Qin said, Xiao Li's liver and gallbladder were split, and he shouted loudly, punching "Two yuan a bunch of candied haws" and lying down.
"You told me a long time ago that you live like a year without caring about the world, right? It turns out that we have already agreed to ascend to heaven with Fang Xin. Have you forgotten what you told me about our eternal oath?"
No, I found a gay guy like Pentheus. BL writer PHS also said that the reality is too bizarre and cannot be accepted.
"How could it be the two of them? They are not worthy of each other. They are totally uncute."
Xiao Li, who was burning with jealousy, couldn't help but explain. After hitting "Two yuan a bunch of candied haws", he hit "My fate is up to me" until he vomited sour water and fell to his knees.
"Lolicon No. 3" was luckier. Xiao Li suffered from intermittent facial recognition difficulties at the last moment and beat another accomplice unconscious as Lolicon No. 3. Lolicon No. 3 ran to Baidu. I hid behind my suit and finally escaped.
The person who was mistaken for Lolicon No. 3 and beaten to the ground was a pointy-headed guy with a weak sense of presence. Professor Bai accidentally omitted it when he sent the information about the Seven Heroes of Dongshan. Later, he told me in the reissued message that this The guy claimed to be "never dead", but he was knocked down with one punch by Xiao Li, which makes him feel a little unworthy of his name.
The situation suddenly changed, and Xiao Qin's nonsense caused the mentally ill people to start fighting among themselves. In an instant, three of them fell to the ground, leaving only four people in white suits, Xiao Li, Lolicon No. 3 and the bearded person still standing.
"Xiao Li, you are too reckless." Bai Suiyi sighed, "Although you all may be traitors except myself, I originally planned not to take any of you to Hawaii after defeating Fang Xin... But let's kill him now It’s a bit early…”
"Boss, this girl wronged us." Lolicon No. 3 pointed at Xiao Qin angrily, "We didn't take refuge in Fang Xin. She is a slanderer. Don't think that I will let you go just because you are a short-breasted lolita. …”
At this time, the cell phone with the loudspeaker confiscated rang in the pocket of the white suit. The police used this cell phone to communicate with the hostage takers.
"It's almost seven o'clock now. Don't you want to eat some food? You can tell me what you want to eat and I will contact the takeaway restaurant for you."
Officer Ma learned that something had happened in the classroom through the bug placed in the recess of my shoe, so he wanted to take advantage of the other party's attrition and use the excuse of delivering food to let a special police officer disguised as a takeaway boy sneak into the classroom and take a look. Can you take some action? Although I am not the roundworm in Officer Ma's stomach, it is like this in movies, isn't it?
"Okay, I want to eat Goubuli steamed buns and sweet tofu nao." Bai Sui didn't think too much and made a request directly to the police.
"Boss, you are actually a sweet tofu noodle." Xiao Li immediately became furious, "You can only add salt to the tofu noodle."
"I told you not to dwell on this." Bai Sui said disdainfully, "Last time, you almost stabbed Dr. Meng with a clothes drying rack because of the issue of one ponytail or two ponytails. What's the point of that?"
"Of course it's cute with twin ponytails," Lolicon No. 3 commented.
"Nonsense, the single ponytail is so cute." Xiao Li insisted, "Take "World of Warcraft" as an example. Don't you think the blood elf with the single ponytail is much cuter than the draenei girl with the double ponytail?"
Lolicon No. 3 said in disgust: "The Draenei girl's breasts are too big and don't match the twin tails. The blood elf girl's figure is rather slim..."
"Who told you about a blood elf girl?" Xiao Li said angrily, "I'm talking about a blood elf man with a single ponytail."
The four psychopaths who were still standing almost started fighting among themselves again because of a boring argument. Finally, they finally reached a compromise and ordered a pizza delivery set. I wonder if the number "four" reminded them of the four Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.
We didn't order anything for the hostages because we were afraid that we would want to go to the toilet after eating, which would cause trouble.
Having just finished eating Xiaoqin's fruit peel, Da Xiaoxiao felt even hungrier and expressed extreme indignation. Fortunately, she dug out soda crackers from Xiong Yaoyue's desk, otherwise she would have gone up to fight the mentally ill people.
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Chapter completed!