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【885】 Rabbit's relative

In McDonald's, I asked Gong Caicai in a roundabout way what her bust size was. She was caught off guard and immediately blushed.

If it hadn't been for the virtual question in "Heartbeat Questions and Answers", I probably wouldn't have asked Gong Caicai so shamelessly in person.

In any case, I want to verify whether the answers simulated by the causal program are different from real people.

Of course I know this is very rude, but didn't you see that I used the phrase "Have any shameless boys ever asked you" in my question?

"Yes, yes." After mumbling for a few seconds, Gong Caicai replied hesitantly, as if she was afraid that I would be angry, "Besides classmate Ye Lin, there are other shameless boys who have asked me... No, I'm not saying that classmate Ye Lin is shameless, I'm sorry, please forgive me."

Gong Caicai was so nervous that she could not speak coherently.

Oh, and sure enough, different ways of asking will lead to different answers. On "Heartbeat Questions and Answers", I directly asked Gong Caicai what her measurements were, but the virtual Gong Caicai didn't give me the answer because her mother wouldn't let her tell.

"79..."

Eh.

Gong Caicai, who no longer touched the food on the plate but put her hands on her knees, lowered her head and told me a number.

No, you told me your bust data. Didn't your mother not let you tell the boys?

Was it a simulation error in the causal calculation program, or was it because I asked the question in a different way that I got the answer unexpectedly?

Seeing the shocked expression on my face opposite me, Gong Caicai's face turned as red as a Fuji apple and almost exploded.

"It's really only 79, it should be only 79. I'm not a bad boy who lies. It's definitely not over 80. Please believe me, I have worked very hard to make it smaller. The biggest reason for participating in the Scientific Happiness Seminar is for this... …”

He explained to me very anxiously.

Since you feel shy, you don’t have to tell me. And judging from your panic expression, I know that you must have lowered the number. In fact, it is more than 80. It has already exceeded 80. Is 79 the number for the first grade of junior high school? Data for the second grade of junior high school. Our school has not had physical examinations for the third grade of junior high school.

Even if you are really 79 now, as a junior high school student who is shorter than Xiaoqin and is not fat in other parts of the body, it is quite an exaggeration to have a bust of 79. Although you are troubled by rumors and have been working hard I even attended a scientific happiness seminar for breast reduction, but it actually had no effect. Only the psychological effect made you believe that it has been reduced to 79.

Compared to what Gong Caicai's real bust size is, I care more about why she told me the data.

"Caicai, if you don't want to say it, you don't have to say it. I wrote you a letter of guarantee and promised that I won't bully you."

"I, I'm not good at rejecting others..." Gong Caicai sighed sadly, "And classmate Ye Lin only said in the guarantee that he would not beat me, but did not say that he would not bully me..."

Did you tell me the shrunken bust data because of these two reasons? It’s really uneasy to be so weak. I wonder if the motivational theory of the Scientific Happiness Sect can be of some help to her...

At this time, Xiaoqin came back from the bathroom. She looked at the night outside the glass door with suspicion, frowned and said: "It seems that we are being followed. They are people from the Scientific Happiness Sect, because Ye Lin and I My classmates have just joined the club, so they are worried about us?"

"This... must be a mistake." Gong Caicai raised her blushing face and defended her beloved Scientific Happiness Sect, "Professor Bai will not let people do that. We are not a religion, we are a Scientific organization."

"Yes, you are definitely not from the Scientific Happiness Sect. Xiaoqin, please sit down too."

Because I supported her statement, Gong Caicai didn’t care that I called the “Scientific Happiness Seminar” the “Scientific Happiness Cult.” In fact, many members themselves also casually called the seminar the “Scientific Happiness Cult” and “Scientific Happiness Cult.” "Teach", they did not change even if Professor Bai corrected them.

After eating McDonald's and putting Gong Caicai on the bus home, I told Xiaoqin: The person following me was the bodyguard sent by Ai Shuqiao. I gave him the codename "Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles" because Ai Shuqiao Joe needed me to break into Scientology and steal the causal calculation program, so he specially arranged for someone to protect me.

In fact, Ai Shuqiao valued my blood samples more than the causal calculation program. However, since I concealed my heart disease from Xiaoqin, I couldn't mention regular blood donation, even if Xiaoqin saw Dr. Yu beating me. I would also say that the blood test is a normal step required for routine physical examination.

After hearing my explanation, Xiaoqin relaxed her defense slightly.

"So he was responsible for protecting classmate Ye Lin? This Ninja Turtle is quite powerful and moves very quickly. When I came out of the bathroom, I just noticed someone was watching me. I turned around and saw a turtle outside the glass door. `It flashed through my head..."

"Hey, don't use this abbreviation, okay? Just because I nicknamed him Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, don't put the prefix 'turtle' on every part of his body, especially his head. Don't mention it again in the future. That word, otherwise I will deduct stars from you."

Xiao Qin pouted, "Obviously it was classmate Ye Lin who said he was a turtle first, and now he blames me... But this Ninja Turtle is a bit strange, he was obviously sent to protect classmate Ye Lin ,Why don't you keep an eye on classmate Ye Lin who is eating fast food, but instead keep an eye on me in the bathroom?,,Could it be that he is a perverted turtle? Classmate Ye Lin, if this perverted turtle is indecent to me, can you? You want to join forces with me to defeat him."

"Hey, can't you defeat him alone?"

Although the other party is an adult, if Xiaoqin and I need to work together to dress up, he is definitely an expert, at least reaching the level of Aunt Ren.

It seems that Ai Shuqiao is not stingy. Compared to hiring a 2B private detective like Mouri Kogoro to disgust me, this time she finally sent a guy with some skills, who should be transferred from the US headquarters. Well, before coming to China, did you live in the sewers of New York...

After I dropped Xiaoqin off at the subway station, it was already past nine o'clock, but I wasn't ready to go home yet. I just sent a text message to my dad, and then went to the VIP Building of Qingzi Academy to find Dr. Yu.

Amy had already fallen asleep on the bed with her toy dolphin in her arms. I did not disturb her and directly found Dr. Yu in the underground laboratory who was preparing to stay up late.

The purpose is of course to let Dr. Yu check whether the "Heartbeat Questions and Answers" application installed by Professor Bai for me has any software backdoors.

After learning about the gameplay of this application from me, Dr. Yu was very curious. He did some testing and told me that the code of this application is extremely simple and there are no traps inside.

"In addition to virtual chatting, you can also do other things." Dr. Yu pointed to Professor Bai's avatar on the application interface, "You should also be able to ask for predictions on specified things, such as the next issue's Shuangseqiu numbers... "

"Dr. Yu, don't be obsessed with money." I complained, "If the winning numbers could be accurately calculated, Professor Bai and the others wouldn't have to set up a cult to defraud money. Are you sure this application is safe?"

"The application is safe," Dr. Yu pushed the Google Multimedia Glasses, "but it must run in the backdoor mode of the phone. The backdoor mode is unsafe and can be eavesdropped. Ye Lin, you should be more careful. "

I nodded and did not tell Dr. Yu that Ai Shuqiao's conspiracy to steal the causal calculation program had been known to Professor Bai. My current identity was more like a double agent, and I would not do anything for Ai Shuqiao. Even if I try my best, I will not work hard for the Scientific Happiness Sect. I will just wait for either of them to reveal their flaws first, and I will follow the trend and achieve my own goal.

At this time, Bitu moved towards Dr. Yu with coffee, looking like an assistant robot for the first time.

"Du,, such a kind code..."

Bitu said something with unknown meaning. Seeing the doubt on my face, Dr. Yu explained to me:

"Bitu and my Google Glass have the Internet function. I just asked it to independently check the security of the heartbeat question and answer code. Because these codes have some similarities with the core program of Bitu in terms of programming habits, Bitu I feel that these codes are very friendly, just like human beings meeting their own relatives."

"Hey, "Heartbeat Questions and Answers" was written by Professor Bai, and the core program of Bitu was written by you. Why are there similarities between the programming habits of the two of you."

Dr. Yu embarrassedly scratched his disheveled hair:

"You may know that Professor Bai is a senior programmer, so his son Fang Xin inherited some of his father's programming habits, and Fang Xin and I are college classmates. Since I am not a programming expert, Fang Xin's mental illness is not too severe. When I was a child, I asked him how to write the core program of an intelligent robot. He stayed up all night in the library and gave me a ready-made 6,000-byte code. Because those codes were really wonderful and full of genius, I just I have kept it, but now it is finally put to use. Based on it, I slightly modified it and applied it to the rabbit."

In other words, the core program of Bitu was written by Fang Xin. No wonder Bitu is so neurotic. It turns out that its core was designed by a neurotic patient. What’s wrong with you, Dr. Yu? Pharmacology expert You are not as skilled as your senior brother Poison King Klinger, and your computer expertise is not as good as your junior brother Fang Xin. Are you the legendary "Three Cultivation Players"? You randomly allocate your talent points to three talent trees, and none of them are proficient. Fortunately, you The brain surgery seems to have gone well...

The next day, Teachers' Day, passed without any ups and downs.

I carried the Teacher's Day gift to school in the morning to avoid the risk of being broken by Gong Caicai.

Before the start of each class, the whole class stood up and shouted "Happy Teacher's Day" in unison. This touched the hearts of some educators, especially the skinny head teacher Yu, who had never won any awards. , the pen and diary that Gong Caicai handed over tremblingly made him as excited as the certificate of "Advanced Teacher of the Year".

On Wednesday I received the news from Ai Shuqiao conveyed by Dr. Yu.

Ai Shuqiao doesn't care what method I use to get into the Scientific Happiness Sect. She is a person who only focuses on results and not the process. I heard from Dr. Yu that not only did I get into the Scientific Happiness Sect, but I also directly became Professor Bai. As a teaching assistant, this made her very happy.
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