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【863】 Katyusha maid battle

This was the monitor's first time seeing the robot Batu. The monitor was surprised by Batu's ability to have very logical conversations with Xiao Qin.

"In other words, as long as you have more weapons, you can kill more Wim."

Xiao Qin, who is afraid of beetles, asked Bitu seriously.

"Du,, in order to eliminate Wim, Bitu needs to install nail guns, incendiary bombs, nitroglycerin bombs, sarin gas..."

What you want to destroy is all human beings. After installing so many killer weapons, your model is no longer B-2, but "Kills You 3000".

Xiaoqin also frowned after hearing this, "Well, if you want to eliminate Wim, you just need to add pesticides."

"Dududu," the hemispherical head of the rabbit rotated at high speed, seeming to express an emotion similar to human panic.

"The demand for Batu was only found on the Internet. Nail guns, incendiary bombs, nitroglycerin bombs and sarin gas were all the ideas of netizens and had nothing to do with Batu."

Hey, I've learned to shirk responsibility after not seeing you for two days. It's obviously all your own idea. In order to have a chance to eliminate more carbon-based organisms, you wish Dr. Yu would transform you into an armed fortress.

"Is this really a robot?"

The squad leader raised questions about the intelligence shown by the rabbit.

"It's a robot, that's right." Pooh walked over and knocked on the metal shell of the rabbit, making a "dong-dong" sound. "I also suspected that there was someone hiding inside, but after following the rabbit for a long time, I didn't find the person inside coming out. The way you go to the toilet..."

"What's its name?" The squad leader was stunned, "Hey... Rabbit, is that the English pronunciation of its model number B-2?"

There was a model number engraved by laser on Bitu's chest, and the squad leader saw it immediately with his sharp eyes.

"Hey, it turns out that B-Rabbit is the English pronunciation of B-2." Pooh seemed to know this for the first time. "Anyway, Ye Lin named it, so I followed him. I thought it was because of it. The two antennas on the head look like rabbits, and their appearance is quite SB, so they are called Rabbits..."

"Dudududu, Pitu expresses its solemn protest." If Pooh was not Pitu's No. 4 owner, Potu could have fired an anesthetic needle directly at Pooh.

"Besides destroying beetles, what else can it do?" The squad leader was very curious about this near-future technology.

"It provides free wifi." Pooh took out his mobile phone and connected to the Internet. "It's very convenient to download games and short movies."

"Du, my main job is an assistant robot." Bitu introduced himself, "I can freely access the Internet search engine to provide various information queries for the owner. I also have anesthesia needle weapons, which can play a protective role."

Bitu’s self-introduction sounded a lot like a product advertisement, so I couldn’t help but answer: “May I know where I can buy it?”

"Du, rabbits are not for sale." He seemed very angry, although there was no change in his tone.

What is not for sale? After you were made by Dr. Yu, you were immediately sold once. Dr. Yu sold you to Amy, relegating himself to the second master. And it was not only you who clearly marked the price, but also the master who created you. The doctor himself has clearly marked the price. He has told me a long time ago that as long as I can afford more money to support his research, he can betray Ai Shuqiao at any time, with an unscrupulous attitude of "you are welcome to bribe me". You and your creator are all store goods, so don’t pretend to be aloof.

"When was Zheng He's voyage to the West?" the monitor casually asked a historical question.

"1405~1433." Bitu answered fluently.

“The trigger for World War I was.”

"The Sarajevo Incident."

"Which country invented the Zeppelin?"

"Goblin, toot, or the German Count Ferdinand von Zeppelin."

Bitu was almost misled by the unreliable answers on the Internet. In "World of Warcraft", the Zeppelin was indeed developed by the goblin race.

Seeing that the rabbit was answering fluently, Pooh next to him opened his eyes wide, "Hey, I didn't realize that the rabbit had this function before, but now I see that it can be used to cheat in exams. If I take it to take the high school entrance examination, it will be easy to pass the third high school." It’s not impossible.”

By the way, the Bitu is so big, you are really sure you can bring such a big cheating tool into the examination room.

"Bitu, Bitu, who is the most beautiful girl in the world?" Xiaoqin suddenly said to Bitu in the tone of Snow White and her stepmother asking the magic mirror.

"Li Wanji." Bitu said the answer at the speed of light, "For this question, 93% of netizens answered Li Wanji, so it is her."

"Hahahaha." Pooh patted the rabbit on the back, "This robot can also tell dirty jokes, because every leader has to take care of everything when he comes to power, so Li Wanji is the most beautiful, right?"

Pooh, who was explaining dirty jokes to everyone nonchalantly, was warned by the monitor's eyes.

"You can fire anesthesia needles." Even facing the robot, the squad leader looked politely into its eyes and said, "How's the hit rate?"

"Du, anyone who can avoid my anesthesia needle is a beast..."

Xiaoqin's face darkened, and she whispered behind Bitu: "I'll unplug your power supply."

"Beep, I use solar energy and don't need an external power supply..." I don't know what Xiaoqin said in the rabbit's ear again, but it stopped talking next.

"It seems to have great potential as a police robot..." the squad leader thought seriously, as if she already regarded herself as a member of the police.

After asking Bitu a few questions, the squad leader remembered the purpose of her trip. In order to see Obama as soon as possible, she motioned for me to lead the way so that she could follow her into the corridor of the VIP building.

Because the owner here is Amy, and Amy has shown hostility to the monitor many times, the monitor feels unwelcome here and feels uneasy.

Don't worry, today is different. Today Amy asked you to come here by name. In order to take revenge on you, you once celebrated Gong Caicai's birthday with Da Xiaoxiao and others, and locked her in the room to use her as a doll to change clothes. Amy today I also have to force you to put on the maid outfit you prepared before you can play with the dog.

It is said that in order to achieve this goal, a secret weapon other than Obama has been prepared. You must be willing to work as Amy's maid. Although I don't know what the secret weapon is, I am really looking forward to it.

As soon as we entered the corridor, we met Pentheus who came to greet us. He also said a few polite words. At this time, I saw a figure flashing at the end of the corridor. It seemed that it was Fan Chuan from the Golden Lightning Team 2 going up the stairs.

Recalling that he had just bought an iPhone 5s for Shu Zhe yesterday, I thought about it, so I caught up and asked:

"Hey, you bought Xiaohong an iPhone. How did Xiaohong repay you? She didn't ask you to blow her anus."

"Xiaohong" is a slang term for the transvestite Shu Zhe. Shu Zhe's sister is not far away at this time, and I can't even mention Shu Zhe's name.

Although my words were vulgar, Fan Chuan was more polite to me considering that if it hadn't been for me yesterday, the iPhone 5s he just bought would have been snatched away by the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.

"Well, I bought a mobile phone for Xiaohong. I did it willingly without asking for anything in return. She is willing to reward her and dress up so beautifully and go out with me on the street. I am already satisfied."

So, Shu Zhe just went shopping with you in women's clothing, and got the iPhone 5s you bought with two months' salary? This is not the way to make money. No wonder the indolent Shu Zhe became obsessed with women's clothing. Not only did he wear women's clothing, but he was everywhere If you take care of people, you can get whatever you want.

Seemingly to deceive others, Shu Zhe also told his sister that the iPhone 5s was bought for him by his uncle as a reward. As a reward, he was rated as one of the three best students this year.

Fan Chuan, you are so miserable. You didn't get any benefits. In the end, even the person who bought Shu Zhe a mobile phone was called his uncle. Xiaohong has done this to you. Don't you wake up? She is just emotional. What a liar.

The squad leader did not agree with his uncle's behavior of buying Shu Zhe a mobile phone as a reward. He also asked where the invoice for the purchase was and wanted to consider returning it. In the end, Shu Zhe threatened to smash the phone to pieces, and the squad leader compromised.

After making sure that Fan Chuan didn’t blow Xiao Hong’s ass just because he gave her an iPhone 5S, I reminded Fan Chuan to spend some money on Xiao Hong and at least keep the money for renting a house and buying instant noodles for himself. He was very moved and agreed. , then walked up to the second floor and went to the team activity room for training.

After wasting this time, Amy had already been waiting in the living room of Room 101, crossing her legs impatiently.

In order to complete "Kayusha Maid Battle", Amy specifically told Kyle, the male protagonist of "The Legend of the Cauldron": I don't want to go to the set today. Get hurt as soon as possible, so that you, who plays opposite me, will not be able to go on the set. Then I can rest.

Kyle, who practiced Bushido, raised his thumbs and said: No problem. Then he drove his motorcycle into the grass and hit the barbed wire fence. Although his muscles and bones were not injured, the barbed wire left a mark on his face that could not be removed for a day or two. The diamond-shaped mark made it impossible to shoot close-up scenes, so Amy finally got her wish.

You deserve it. Why didn't Kyle just crash to death? There have been constant natural and man-made disasters in China recently. Kyle, why didn't you realize your wisdom and sacrifice yourself? You and hundreds of millions of happy people would be killed.

Opening the door of Room 101, Pooh was the first to rush in without noticing anything, followed closely by Xiaoqin, while the monitor walked hesitantly alongside me.

Amy was sitting in the middle of the sofa in the living room, wearing her most daily clothes, a small sling with a flying dolphin pattern, one leg on the knee of the other, bored, as if conducting an orchestra, holding the sling. The little feet were swaying back and forth in the air.

"Hello."

The squad leader, who has short hands for taking people and short mouth for eating people, wanted to play with Amy's pet dog, and acted a little nervous.

The squad leader took off the camouflage bag filled with dog snacks and held it in his hand. He looked hopefully at the shapeless Amy on the sofa.

"Ye Lin and I came here to visit Obama. I heard that he was bitten by a poisonous snake..."

Amy stretched out a hand, palm outward, to stop the monitor from continuing.

"Ha, you came to beg me today." Amy, who was very vindictive, said cautiously, "It's not June 26, the time for you and your accomplices to force this lady to change her clothes."

Gong Caicai's birthday is June 26th, but Amy definitely did not remember Gong Caicai's birthday on purpose, but regarded this day as her own day of shame.

Amy pointed to the window of the living room. Under the window, there was a movable metal clothes hanger that is very common in clothing stores. The clothes hanger was full of rows of maid outfits.
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