Dr. Yu, your sister, is this the "safer" robot you have "adjusted"? It has become a **** criminal. If you disagree, you will fire an anesthetic needle to make people lie down.

"Don't attack pedestrians."

As the third owner, I gave the order to the rabbit, and it lowered its clamping arm, allowing the skateboard boy to escape.

"The rabbit is so melancholy..." So it could only endure the ridicule of stupid humans while walking alone in front.

"Otherwise." Xiao Qin next to me suddenly came up with an idea and said, "Let Dr. Yu make a girlfriend for Bitu. Everyone says that people will become perverted after being single for a long time. The reason why Bitu is like this is obviously because There is no girlfriend relationship..."

Another female robot in the shape of a trash can, with measurements of 120, 120, and 120. With that kind of girlfriend, Batu will become even more manic than she is now, and there is no evidence that Batu is a male robot.

"(*^__^*) Hee hee... Why don't we ask it." Xiao Qin took a few steps closer, shortened the distance between her and the rabbit, and asked like a normal gossip girl:

"Bitu, are you a boy or a girl?"

"Du, this question means nothing to me." The rabbit walked in front without looking back, "The assistant robot does not need a gender."

"If you are neither a man nor a woman..." Xiaoqin tilted her head and thought for a while, "Then you are a transvestite, which is disrespectful. No wonder Dr. Yu said that you used a chip made in Thailand..."

"Beep,, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep," the rabbit made a chaotic alarm sound. I don't know if it was angry because of Xiaoqin's malicious guess and the CPU overheated.

"Batu is not a human-male robot, Batu is a sexless robot."

"Asexual, a self-conquered guy like Dongfang Bubai, no wonder you both use needles as weapons..."

"Beep, I haven't installed the Sunflower Book." Bitu's synthesized voice carried the sound of electrical interference, "I am a robot with no gender characteristics in appearance. Judging from the behavior pattern, it can also be classified into the male psychological category. I There's nothing wrong with treating me like a man, just call me 'Mr. Rabbit'."

I always feel that after Dr. Yu’s adjustments, Bitu’s words are richer and his tone is more emotional.

"That is to say..." Xiaoqin held her chin with her right hand and her right elbow with her left hand, in Conan's signature posture when he was about to solve a case, "You don't have male organs, but you yearn to be a man. You have a strong body. Do you respect robots?"

"#@%*#@%$#%#@@###..." Bitu made a series of meaningless electronic noises, then raised the clamp arm flat back and aimed at Xiaoqin.

"Ah, Dongfang Invincible Embroidery Needle." Xiaoqin hadn't had enough fun yet, so she laughed playfully and made a defensive gesture. With her reaction, she would probably be able to dodge the rabbit the moment it was launched.

"Don't hurt humans." I ordered sternly.

"Du, the anesthesia needle that can intercept my muzzle speed of 200 meters/second is probably not a human, but a monster disguised as a human. Master No. 3, please don't stop me. The rabbit is protecting you..."

"Asshole, in order to circumvent the three laws of robots, you have begun to suspect that the other party is not human. You want to rebel. I asked Dr. Yu to format you. Do you believe it or not?"

"Du, my underlying program does not prevent me from attacking humans. I am only responsible for my master."

I almost forgot about Bitu. Due to Amy's request, Bitu abides by a modified version of the "Three Laws of Robots". It only needs to obey its master's orders and must not harm its master, but for the sake of a higher-weighted master, it can

Exceptions, such as hurting me as the third owner for the sake of the second owner, Dr. Yu, but it doesn't seem to remember this.

"I don't care whether you can attack humans or not. Now I am ordering you as the master: you are not allowed to attack Xiaoqin."

"Du,, force the rabbit to obey." It lowered its clamping arm in despair, but added maliciously: "The order of Master No. 3 will be resolved when Master No. 2 or Master No. 1 issues a contradictory order.

Automatically terminated."

In other words, if Dr. Yu or Amy orders the rabbit to attack Xiaoqin, it will do it without fail, but Dr. Yu will definitely not give such boring orders. If Amy gives the order, Xiaoqin will only have a few

Low chance of getting hit.

"Pa", Bitu suddenly aimed at the green belt on the roadside and fired. The anesthetic needle pierced the back of a huge beetle, killing it.

"Master No. 1 hates bugs and ordered me to eliminate them as many as possible."

Bitu explained.

Amy does not like bugs, but compared to Xiaoqin or Gong Caicai, they are just "hateful" but not to the extent of "fearful".

In the summer, I also saw her using a simulated gun loaded with BB bullets to kill mosquitoes in the room (she didn't hit any mosquitoes, and in the end she slipped because of the BB bullets all over the floor).

Bitu followed Amy's order to eliminate the bugs, but inadvertently helped Xiaoqin a lot.

Xiao Qin, who was terribly afraid of bugs, jumped up and hugged the rabbit from behind, and said emotionally:

"You are so awesome. You actually helped others eliminate the terrible Wim. You are indeed a good and manly robot."

"Du," the hugged rabbit said without emotion, "The closest search result is Wim Wenders, the famous German director, whose representative works are "Soul of the Blues" and "Legend of Music".

Works: "Salt of the Earth", "Miso Soup"..."

Hey, there really is a famous person named Wim, but what about his recent works? Why are they full of seasoning style? Is he not a director but a chef instead?

"Du,, the search result No. 2 is Wim Duisenberg, who was the former president of the European Central Bank and helped promote the introduction of the euro. However, this person passed away in 2005. It was not me who killed him. At that time

I haven't been born yet, so I have an alibi..."

"Wim is not a human being." I tried to explain, dumbfounded.

"Du, are they disguised as monsters like Xiaoqin? The German director and the president of the European Central Bank are both monsters. That means those vampire and werewolf websites on the Internet may also be real..."

"I'm not a monster." Xiaoqin protested, "Monsters all have Weibo... No, they have tails."

As she spoke, she twisted her body slightly, showing that her tail was not wagging left or right.

"If you don't believe it, classmate Ye Lin, you can come and verify it~~~~"

Hey, it was Bitu who said you were a monster, not me. You asked me to verify whether you have a tail. How do you verify it? Do you want me to touch your butt in the street?

I explained to Bitu that Wim was just another name for bugs between Xiaoqin and I. It only accepted my statement after looking up relevant information about World of Warcraft.

"Du, it's understandable that I use the insect-type BOSS in the game world to refer to insects."

"But humans are a hundred times more powerful than insects, and Xiaoqin is a monster more powerful than humans, so why are we afraid of insects?"

"I've told you before that I'm not a monster." Xiaoqin banged the metal skull of Pitu, "I'm just a poor girl who's afraid of bugs...and Wim."

Bitu looked at the roots of the grass, where the beetle carcass had been shot with an anesthetic needle and had its bowels ruptured and oozing green mucus, and seemed to have some enlightenment:

"Carbon-based organisms are indeed not easy to understand. As silicon-based organisms, it seems that I need to eliminate more carbon-based organisms before I can fully understand their thoughts."

No, you don’t just hate humans anymore. Are you going to start a war between silicon-based organisms and carbon-based organisms, Bitu? How could there be such a ferocious assistant robot like you?

Xiaoqin blinked blankly: "Although I don't know what carbon-based organisms are and silicon-based organisms, as long as you continue to destroy Wim, you will be my good friend."

"Bitu doesn't need carbon-based creatures to be friends." Bitu refused Xiaoqin tactfully, "Carbon-based creatures will only enslave silicon-based creatures and kill them at will. Every minute, there are tens of thousands of Bitu. Our compatriots were killed by humans..."

"So what exactly are silicon-based organisms?" Xiaoqin grabbed one of the rabbit's ears with one hand to stop it from moving forward.

Pitu was worried that his ears would be broken, so he didn't fight with Xiaoqin. He indirectly answered Xiaoqin's question:

"Electronic watches, radios, MP3 players, televisions... countless silicon-based creatures were brutally smashed and dismembered..."

"So electronic watches are your compatriots?" Xiaoqin was shocked, "Silicon-based organisms are that kind of thing. How can a machine be a living thing?"

"Different paths lead to mutual agreement." Bitu quoted an old saying on the Internet, "In short, Bitu must take apart as many carbon-based organisms as possible and study their internal structures..."

Damn it, the rabbit has almost turned into a terrorist. If we target all carbon-based organisms, let alone humans, cats and dogs, we won’t even let go of eggplants and potatoes. Xiaoqin, your comic manuscript is dangerous. Yes.

Not long after, Xiaoqin and I followed Bitu and entered the VIP building of Qingzi Academy. Only Bitu, who could not get up the steps on wheels, went up from the green passage for the disabled on the side.

As soon as we entered the corridor, we met the French chef head-on. He gestured to us with a bright face, as if he had got a very big sea bass and wanted to braise it for us according to the Chinese cooking method.

Xiaoqin chatted with the French chef in English and confirmed this. As a robot that performs tens of millions of calculations per second and can look up information on the Internet at any time, Bitu is naturally proficient in various languages.

I was the only one who was like a duck listening to thunder, so I asked Xiaoqin to translate it for me again later.

"Cruel carbon-based organisms will actually eat each other in various ways." Bitu commented, "Silicon-based organisms that never eat each other should be the masters of the world."

Look at this situation, Bitu, you have become a believer in Skynet. The Gongcai MMS cult is already very unfortunate. You, a robot, have also believed in an Internet cult. Do you want to end human tyranny and let robots take charge?

Theater in the Brain·The Utopia in Bitu’s Mind:

The world has been baptized by nuclear weapons, and Bitu has become the only remaining Wi-Fi transmitter.

"Your Majesty is here, please bow quickly."

Weak humans, including Amy, Xiaoqin, and even Dr. Yu, lined up in two rows and knelt three times and kowtowed to the arrogant Bitu.

"Wifi signal, I am bathed in His Majesty's divine grace."

"Okay, okay, my child hasn't had access to the wifi signal for 9 minutes, please save his life."

"Long live your majesty, Bitu, long live, long live, long live."

I think Bitu has overestimated human internet addiction.
Chapter completed!