【771】 Event Marketing
"Little Ye Zi, Little Ye Zi, what a coincidence." Director Cao walked towards me happily.
"Hey, you can recognize me even if I'm wearing sunglasses."
"How could I not recognize him?" Director Cao said with a smile, "A man as outstanding as you... a man, no matter where he hides, he is like a firefly in the dark night. Just one glance can..."
Hey, what you just wanted to say was "male actor", you haven't given up on cultivating me to become an A`V actor until now.
"Besides, you are standing together with the monitor of Class 3, Grade 2." Director Cao turned his gaze to Shu Sha behind me, "I have seen the monitor of my son's class before."
Although Director Cao's behavior at the parent-teacher meeting was exactly the same as Mr. Cao's behavior in the class, showing wretchedness in every aspect, he was still an elder. The monitor saluted Director Cao, "Hello, Uncle Cao."
"Okay, okay." Director Cao smiled with his eyes narrowed, took my arm and said to the squad leader, "I'll lend it to Ye Lin." With that, he pulled me towards the angle covered by the camera lens.
The squad leader subconsciously wanted to stop me, but then Ma Huiyu said something to her. She couldn't take care of both ends, so she had to let Director Cao kidnap me for the time being.
"Little Ye Zi, this brand is so heavy. Please help me hold it for a while."
Director Cao handed me a sign with the words "Bloody Battle at Jinling" and other words on it. I reluctantly carried it on my shoulders without raising it.
I looked around the square briefly, but I didn't see the van that Director Cao often drove. I wondered: "How did you get here, Director Cao? You hitched a ride with someone else."
"Hey, there's no need for a car." Director Cao turned his face to the southeast, "This place is very close to Dongshan Film and Television City. I learned the news while playing on my mobile phone, so I came here on foot."
Hey, no wonder when I took a taxi, I felt that some roads looked familiar. It turns out that this expressway service area is very close to the film and television city.
When the squad leader and others first stopped the large truck, it was not close to the film and television city, but after driving 5 kilometers forward to the service area, it was very close to the film and television city.
So, Amy, Aunt Ren, and the entire crew of "Legend of the Magic Cauldron" who are filming in the studio are within walking distance.
I always feel like something inspired me, but I don’t have a clear idea at the moment.
At this time, the dog that Xiao Ding suspected had a subcutaneous tumor began to twitch its limbs for unknown reasons. Officer Ma said excitedly: "Did the drug rupture in the abdomen? Do you have a scalpel? If it dies..."
"You are so inhumane." Ma Huiyu scolded, "You actually want the dog to die. I don't have a nephew like you."
"I don't want to have a sister-in-law like you yet." Officer Ma countered, "Dogs can be divided into working dogs and food dogs. These are food dogs and are essentially no different from pigs."
Although Xiao Ding had spent a lot of time studying with Dr. Zhao at the pet hospital, he still lacked experience in independent diagnosis and treatment. At this time, he was sweating profusely and injecting cardiotonic drugs into the sick dog, and it took him a long time to get the convulsions to stop.
"Huh, I can't die for the time being..."
"Can I give it laxatives to help it expel the drugs?" Officer Ma asked with his hands in his trench coat pockets.
This sentence aroused the anger of the volunteers. Everyone surrounded Xiao Ding, the sick dog, and Officer Ma, and they all said:
"How can you, a police officer, be more evil than a dog dealer? The veterinarian just rescued the dog, and you are going to kill it again."
"I have recorded his remarks and will put them online later for everyone to criticize."
"How come the anti-narcotics police came to rob the business of the police? Shouldn't the police be responsible for this matter?"
"Oh, you don't know. It is said that it was Shusha's classmate who deliberately reported the dog dealer for drug trafficking in order to delay time, Goodjob."
"Did you hear that? Did you hear that?" Zeng Laoliu shouted, "Comrade police officers and dog fans themselves admitted that they wronged me. We did not transport drugs. Please let us go quickly."
"You can't be careless in the fight against drugs." Officer Ma did not lift his eyes from the sick dog with abdominal distension. "I have to conduct a thorough investigation before letting you go. You might as well wait here until Mr. Niu comes over. Then we can take care of you." The price of this truck of dogs is high, of course, assuming I don’t find any hidden drugs.”
The Zeng brothers had no choice but to wait aside and let Officer Ma check for drugs first.
Dongshan News reporter Zhao Yao, after interviewing several volunteers holding placards, was about to walk in the direction of the large truck when he was intercepted by Director Cao.
"Reporter, reporter, interview me quickly, I have a lot of information to reveal." Director Cao said impatiently, his tongue sticking out of his mouth.
When Zhao Yao saw me standing next to Director Cao, he frowned and subconsciously hid the microphone behind his back, fearing that I would reach out to grab it again.
"I have to interview Officer Ma first, you just wait."
Zhao Yao led the cameraman and wanted to leave, but Director Cao swung his fat body and blocked them again.
"Don't leave in a hurry. Xiao Yezi and I are not ordinary people. We are directors and actors. We have a lot to say to the dog-loving audiences across the country."
Zhao Yao's eyes suddenly lit up, he took the microphone back to him and asked Director Cao: "You are the director, what film and television works have you directed?"
Director Cao said cheerfully: "In the past, I directed "The Kingdom of Creampie", "The Servant Sister Wants to Have Sex Every Day", "The Tutor"..."
These are all AVs filmed in Japan. To admit this without shame in front of a news station reporter, Director Cao, you are as shameless as a city wall.
Unexpectedly, Zhao Yao was more unruly than Director Cao. When he found out that Director Cao was an A`V director, he became even more excited and felt that the topic was more topical. He hurriedly asked: "Then what do you think about stopping a car to save a dog? And what do you think?" The person next to me... seems to be named Ye Lin, right? Has he played a role in the work you mentioned?"
Who has acted in A'V? You name me and say that I have acted in A'V, and it is broadcast nationwide through news programs. This is 10,000 times more embarrassing than starring in "The Battle of Jinling".
No, I must not be allowed to take on the reputation of an A`V actor. My father often said: It is the lesser of two evils. Now I can only take the initiative to admit that I have acted in "The Battle of Jinling".
"There is a misunderstanding here." I pushed Director Cao aside and said to the microphone handed over by Zhao Yao, "Director Cao has stopped making AVs since returning to the mainland. His latest work is a micro film. "The bloody battle at Jinling"."
I shook the sign on my shoulder to let Zhao Yao see clearly what words it was.
"What kind of movie is that?" Zhao Yao frowned and said, "I don't think I've heard of it."
"Not-so-famous micro-movies can be watched for free online." I explained, "Also, my name is not Ye Lin. Ye Lin is another person who looks very similar to me. My real name is... Wu Sheng, I am the actor who plays the evil boy of Jinling in "The Battle of Jinling". You can find my name in the credits of the film."
At this moment, it seems that I have been involved in the event marketing of "The Battle of Jinling" by Director Cao. Using Wu Sheng's name falsely is the best choice from all aspects.
Before "Melancholic Brother" Wu Sheng went abroad, he once gave me a Swiss Army Knife and his extra ID card, asking me to "try to act like a happy person". If I was invited to participate in film award ceremonies, press conferences, etc. If I don’t want to use my real name for my activities, I can completely assume his identity.
Although I played the villain of Jinling in eight episodes of the ten-episode "The Battle of Jinling", I always put myself in the position of a stuntman. At best, I am just a stand-in for Brother Melancholy. Now I am just a stand-in. As I speak, I will not maliciously tarnish Wu Sheng's reputation. In short, I have to clear up the relationship between "Ye Lin" and the bad boy of Jinling. It is enough that Wu Sheng is the only actor who plays the bad boy of Jinling.
"I've seen this short film." The cameraman Xiao Wang, who had been silent all this time, suddenly said, "I thought this guy looked familiar just now. It turns out he was Wu Sheng who played the villain boss, but I heard that he became a diplomat. My father went to Switzerland to recuperate."
"Hey, you are quite well-informed, but since you can go abroad, you can also return home."
In order to prove my identity, I took out the Swiss Army knife from my pants pocket again.
"Look at this knife, it's no ordinary knife..."
Zhao Yao and Xiao Wang both thought I was going to continue advertising, so they jumped back with black lines on their faces, and the camera on Xiao Wang's shoulder almost fell off.
I couldn't laugh or cry, so I quickly got to the point: "This Swiss Army Knife is a diplomatic gift. It was given to my father by a Swiss diplomat, and then my father gave it to me."
Without much effort, I completely fell into the role of Wu Sheng. Brother Melancholy originally hoped that I could stay in China and play a happy person in my daily life, so that he, who has been trapped by depression, can Get some comfort.
"At least in this world, it is happy to have someone who is so similar to me." He once said.
"Ah, is he the diplomat's son?" Zhao Yao said in surprise, "I remembered what Xiao Wang said, but... But I heard that you have depression, why do you look as happy as a monkey? …”
You are the monkey, and your whole family is a monkey.
I really wanted to shout out like this, but at this moment I was playing the role of Wu Sheng, so I had to suppress the impulse and said seriously:
"I do suffer from depression. What you just saw are all my 'acting skills'. In order to prevent me from being defeated by depression, I usually use other people's names and try to act like a person who is completely different from my own personality. , happy people, can you feel this pain?"
Director Cao gave a thumbs up at the side, which meant: "Well done, using Wu Sheng's identity as a publicity here couldn't be better."
I had just shocked Zhao Yao and Xiao Wang with my tone of grief and anger, and Director Cao immediately added: "In the film "The Battle of Jinling," Wu Sheng plays a dog lover, and he also likes dogs very much in real life. , because dogs can heal the soul and relieve his depression.”
"It's true, without the dog, there would be no me... No, without the dog, there would be no me now."
As Wu Sheng, I nodded, as if I was singing and performing a double act with Director Cao.
Zhao Yao rolled his eyes and stretched out the microphone to me: "Excuse me, Mr. Wu Sheng, since you like dogs so much, will you spend money to buy this car of dogs? Will you use your own money or your father's money?" As for the money, as a diplomat, did your father illegally accept gifts from foreigners, so he was able to spend tens of thousands of dollars to buy dogs?"
"Do you think your father deserves the trust of the country by doing this?"
Damn, I really want to give Zhao Yao a beating for Brother Melancholy. And where did I get the money to buy dogs? My home is a sex toy shop. I bought 188 dogs and there is nothing I can do about it. Is it possible that I treat dogs as sex toys? Sold.
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In terms of popularity rankings, Scrap Tie has absorbed the opinions of some book friends and adjusted the dividing line between Group A (the first echelon) and Group B (the second echelon). It is now based on 500 total points, with votes below Zhuang Ni. All belong to Group B (including the transvestite Shu Zhe).
However, even though characters such as Shu Zhe, Chen Yingran, Pentheus, and Uncle Fireball have joined Group B, the first place in Group B is still occupied by Xiaojuan who has not officially appeared (how much do you want Aunt Ren to be robbed of her love?).
Chapter completed!