【715】 Wife should do housework
Chen Yingran thought that Dr. Yu, who proposed to her as soon as they met, was mentally abnormal, but Dr. Yu thought that she was quite normal.
"It is the instinct of living things to continue to produce offspring. Although biochemical modification of humans is an inevitable direction of evolution in the future, before I can do it myself, having a sexy wife as my experimental assistant will definitely improve my work efficiency a lot."
Dr. Yu stared at Chen Yingran as if staring at a work of art that already belonged to him.
"But I don't plan to have children. Human babies are too fragile, and with a figure as hot as yours, it would be a pity if it was destroyed because of childbirth."
"If you feel lonely after marriage, I will make a titanium alloy robot to call you mom."
"I hope you have learned something real at the medical university. It would be best if you could assist me in my surgery, because some reconstructive surgeries cannot be done openly in large hospitals. Currently, I am short of a trustworthy surgical assistant."
"It doesn't matter if you're wearing a white coat just for students and don't actually have any medical knowledge."
"As long as you make me a cup of coffee and massage my shoulders when I stay up late doing research, you will have fulfilled your obligations as a wife."
"It's just that when doing the above things, it's best to be naked..."
Dr. Yu, you are so crazy. You can actually say such dirty words in a serious manner, as if you were giving instructions for next week's schedule.
"Did you hear that?" Pooh said to Xiao Qin beside him, "I said men are all greedy."
"Classmate Ye Lin would not do this." Xiao Qin retorted in a low voice, "Classmate Ye Lin has never asked me to do housework naked..."
Although Xiaoqin's voice was low, it was still heard by Dr. Yu. He pushed up his Google monocle:
"I basically live in the laboratory all year round and rarely go home, but I hope that when I go home occasionally, I can see you doing housework naked..."
How obsessed are you with "your wife doing housework naked"? Not only is your wife not allowed to wear clothes while mopping the floor and washing dishes, she is also required to be a lab assistant, adjusting the microscope and handing in printing materials. Were you naked when you were there?
What a perverted desire for control and bad taste. What you want is not a wife, but a robot girlfriend who is completely centered on you.
If it weren't for your lack of technological skills, you would definitely build one yourself instead of proposing to Chen Yingran.
"I've done housework naked before." Chen Yingran's shamelessness is not much worse than Dr. Yu's, "But I won't do it for you, so just give up."
"Hey, senior brother, we have a research breakthrough." Dr. Yu used Google Glass to answer a call calmly. Later, he may have felt that something about the toxicity of blue morpho butterflies was not suitable to be said in front of everyone, so he opened the door and prepared to go to the corridor. And he said a temporary farewell to Chen Yingran:
"Sweetheart, wait for me at home. If I have time on the weekend, I will go to your house to propose..."
Chen Yingran felt that Dr. Yu was unreasonable and kept a cold face and did not respond to him.
After Dr. Yu left, Chen Yingran clasped her hands in front of her body, exaggerating her breasts even more, and said to Pooh in a tone of settling accounts:
"Xiong Yaoyue, you are so brave. You dare to reveal all my information to this pervert named Yu. Do you have a boyfriend?"
Asking Pooh if he has a boyfriend, is he planning to ntr Pooh as revenge?
"No." Pooh replied without hesitation, and said with a grimace: "Dr. Chen, don't call me by my full name. Just call me 'Pooh'. Everyone calls me that now."
Chen Yingran pondered for a moment, "I can call you that, as long as you call me 'Sister Yingran' like Xiaoqin."
"That's not easy." Pooh said with a grin, "Sister Yingran, don't pursue the matter where I told Dr. Yu your information. Anyway, he is very stubborn and can find out from other people's mouths. And I heard that although Dr. Yu looks like a loser, he is actually surprisingly rich, and the amount of money he spends on weird experiments every month is astronomical."
"Besides, he's not ugly, and it's pretty cool to have a clean shave." Pooh said while asking for my opinion with his eyes, "Ye Lin, do you think so?"
Pooh, are you going to be a matchmaker? Because you think Dr. Yu is a "rich man" with good conditions, so do you think it is a good choice for Chen Yingran, who has both virtue and talent, to marry Dr. Yu?
Dr. Yu is not a wealthy person. It is true that he has a lot of research funds, but except for Ai Shuqiao's allocation, the rest are borrowed from everywhere. Dr. Yu spends all the money on experiments, and his personal savings may be zero, and I still owe a lot of debt.
In addition, Chen Yingran has both virtue and art. Don't look at the gangster female school doctor from a one-sided perspective as you girls. She is at most an old and wet kind of person with both virtue and art.
Besides that, the most important thing is... Why are you asking me if Dr. Yu is handsome with a clean shave? I'm not a gay. Ask Pentheus if Dr. Yu is a good man.
With Dr. Yu's interruption, the men's examination that Chen Yingran wanted to perform on me came to nothing.
If I think about it carefully, I don't think Chen Yingran came here specifically to do an andrological examination on me, but wanted to use Pooh's invitation to enter Qingzi Academy, which is usually not easy to enter, to check the quality of the students.
Mainly because of the qualities of the 12- or 3-year-old young boy.
Since Pooh was mistaken by the security guard of Qingzi Academy for being the girlfriend of the chairman, he has been very polite to her and does not stop her every time she brings someone in.
This is how Chen Yingran, the female devil who hunts young ladies, sneaked into the gate of Qingzi Academy.
Unfortunately, it is summer vacation now. Although Qingzi Academy has a residential system, there are still people staying on campus. After all, the number of people is small, which does not satisfy Chen Yingran.
I was idle and didn't plan to conduct any more physical examinations on me. Chen Yingran became slightly interested after hearing from Pooh that Dr. Yu was a rich man.
"It is normal for a surgeon of his level to be rich. Although old men are not within my hunting range, there are not many..." Chen Yingran held her white and delicate chin and thought, "Maybe I should squeeze it all out All his savings and then throw him away like a rag."
"That's right, you won't lose a piece of meat if you start dating." Pooh agreed. She might still be thinking about Dr. Yu's plan to upgrade her mobile phone, so she put in a good word for Dr. Yu.
As if the excitement wasn't enough, dad also came to visit the VIP building.
Dr. Yu was busy with work after getting up in the morning and did not eat breakfast. When he saw so many people coming, he found the French chef and asked him to make a sumptuous breakfast for everyone. He probably also wanted to please Chen Yingran.
We sat behind the rectangular dining table, eating this breakfast that was closer to lunch in terms of time, each with our own thoughts.
Dad sat on my left, Xiaoqin sat on my right, Dr. Yu, Chen Yingran and Pooh sat opposite.
"Xiao Lin, are you feeling better?" Dad was still concerned about my "impotence" and bought me ten boxes of Liuwei Dihuang pills. As a result, Dr. Yu accused me of inappropriate properties. Confiscated.
"Can't I take Liuwei Dihuang Pills if I have heart disease?" I asked Dr. Yu casually afterwards.
Dr. Yu rolled his eyes at me, "Liuwei Dihuang Pills are for kidney tonifying. Now you might die even if you just masturbate. What are you doing with kidney tonifying pills? I might take some of this and it might come in handy..."
Liuwei Dihuang Pills were confiscated by Dr. Yu, but my father did not show any dissatisfaction and enthusiastically gave Dr. Yu a plastic bag of sour and small green oranges.
"I heard from Xiaolin that this is your favorite food. I went through many detours to buy it."
Dr. Yu looked at those oranges that would make your teeth sore just by looking at them, and frowned at me, so I could only smile awkwardly.
Dad, you have a really good memory. If I say something casually, you will take it seriously. If you buy this kind of sour orange and send it to me, even Obama won’t eat it.
"Dad, aren't you taking care of Aunt Ren? Why do you have time to come over?"
Xiaoqin probably wanted to ask this question, but she felt that my father only took care of her mother out of "concern between old neighbors", so it was difficult for her to ask.
"Sigh." Dad sighed. Your Auntie Ren feels that she has almost recovered. In order to make up for her job in the film and television city, she plans to leave the hospital tomorrow. Xiaoqin's uncle and grandfather went to the hospital to persuade her to stay for another two years. Damn it, she thought it was a nuisance for me to stay there, so she kicked me out..."
When my father said this, his eyes were lonely, looking at the flowing clouds outside the window.
Originally, Uncle Huoqiu wanted to talk to his father about buying a stake in the Happy Valley sex toy store, but in front of Xiao Qin, he felt that he shouldn't talk about such a restricted topic.
When the French chef cheerfully served the first appetizer, my father took a bite with everyone and immediately said in surprise: "It's much better than the small restaurant downstairs at our house."
Chen Yingran immediately looked across the table with contempt, probably because she thought my father had never seen the world.
"Compared to a small restaurant in a residential area, it's too rude to the chef." Chen Yingran didn't wolf down the food like Pooh next to her, but held the fork in her hand with an elegant gesture, looking at the color, smell, and taste. Appreciate food from three aspects: taste.
Dr. Yu didn't have breakfast, so he was very hungry. He looked like a scientific researcher who squeezed out time to replenish energy. If I didn't know beforehand, if someone told me that he was Pooh's father, I wouldn't doubt it at all.
"This French chef has at least fifteen years of cooking skills..." Chen Yingran curiously asked Dr. Yu sitting on her right, "He is your chef."
"Absolutely." Dr. Yu admitted shamelessly, "If you marry me, you can eat this kind of good food every day."
Chapter completed!