【681】 Big Cousin
Looking at Ren Peng's "understanding and sympathy" look, I was extremely suspicious that Ren Peng, who was only 5 years older than Xiao Qin, had also been beaten by Xiao Qin before.
Xiaoqin, you don't even let your cousin go. Ren Peng, who has no talent for martial arts like your uncle, was beaten by you with the Yin Yang Sanshou Little Overlord Iron Fist. How can you bear it?
Even if Ren Hongde saw it, he would definitely not care about it. Ren Hongde himself is a sister control, and he must also feel that Ren Peng, you giving Xiaoqin, who you meet occasionally, is just a sign of intimacy. I hope you can inherit his glorious tradition of sister control. Give in to Xiaoqin everywhere.
I wrongly blamed you, Ren Peng. It turns out that your face and body are not fat, but edema. The edema was caused by Xiaoqin back then and has not gone away until now.
After Ren Peng and I exchanged sympathetic glances for a while, he said with lingering fear: "Fortunately, Xiaoqin suffered from androphobia inexplicably a few years ago. Now she doesn't speak or come close to me when she sees me. Otherwise, my family might be extinct." Already..."
The reason why Xiaoqin suffers from androphobia is because she has been staying at home and reading shoujo comics, which has caused cognitive impairment in her own gender; and the reason why Xiaoqin stays at home is because she is the eldest child at Chizuru Girls' School. I took someone to the park to teach me a lesson for "playing with a girl's feelings" as expected. Instead, I bumped into the unlucky Niu Shili. I was extremely disappointed and beat him up, and I haven't been able to leave the house since.
From the perspective of cause and effect, Ren Peng was liberated from your cousin's fist by your great benefactor Niu Shili. If Niu Shili hadn't just left in the Batmobile, you should have gone and thanked him in person.
"Ye Lin." Ren Peng said, "When my father and grandfather go in to talk to my aunt, you can call Xiaoqin to come out, so as not to discuss some things in front of her."
I nodded. If Xiaoqin suddenly knew that her mother was hospitalized not because she was stabbed by glass in the abdomen, but because of a miscarriage, and the miscarriage was the child of my father and her mother, she would definitely not be able to accept it for a while.
After the arrangements were made, the three generations of the Ren family walked into the gate of the affiliated hospital together.
As Mr. Ren walked away, he said to Ren Hongde: "Last time your sister married Huo Zhenbang, because we didn't agree, we didn't give her a dowry. We can't be careless this time. The dowry depends entirely on you."
"Dad, there's nothing left to say about the horoscope..."
"You're not willing to spend money on your sister, are you? I raised you in vain."
"Dad." Ren Hongde couldn't help but remind him, "After you gave birth to me, you went out to work in the world for 20 years. It was my mother and myself who raised me."
"Then... then you don't care about your sister."
"How could you not care...but it also depends on who the other person is..."
Ren Hongde pondered, and the subsequent words gradually became inaudible.
It suddenly occurred to me that a few years later, I must have been so thoughtful and hesitant about my sister Amy's marriage.
We must not find a romantic person like Huo Zhenbang. When Amy was young, she had a crush on the Russian sniper Vasya, but I heard that Russian men like to beat their wives when they are drunk, so I definitely cannot marry a Russian.
If you want to marry my sister, you must be a perfect man, with five virtues and four beauties, eight honors and eight shames, and eight hearts and eight arrows.
If you are the male protagonist of "Legend of the Magic Cauldron", Kyle, the hemorrhoid warrior who has a dick as good as Obama's, is absolutely impossible. Not to mention that you are several years older than Amy, just because you smoke marijuana to pass the time. Just because you found teachers from four different provinces to teach you Chinese, and your Chinese became a weird language with Henan flavor in one sentence and Northeastern flavor in the next sentence, and just because you hired a British chef...
British chef, British chef, British chef, are there any chefs in the UK?
Mr. Pei is an Englishman. The reason why he stands at the top of the food chain and eats all kinds of reptiles, turtles, rats, rats, snakes and scorpions is because the British dinners are almost the same.
During World War II, an Italian was captured by the British and only ate prison food for one day before he knelt down and begged for mercy: "Please do a good job and don't feed me this kind of food again. This is more terrifying than any torture. You have to do it." I have all the information."
The British commander was surprised: "We didn't torture you. What you eat is no different from what we eat."
Kyle, you bastard, if my sister marries you in the future, won’t she be poisoned by British food? She is even tired of French food, which is comparable to Chinese food.
All in all, in short, all unreliable people who want to marry my sister must first step over my corpse.
That, if I didn't die from the blue morpho butterfly's poison beforehand.
Standing outside the hospital, I thought about it for a while, then my phone vibrated, and the caller ID was Ren Peng.
As agreed in advance, I didn't answer the call, hung up, and then called Xiaoqin's mobile phone.
"Xiao Qin, the air in the ward is not good if there are too many people. How about you come out and take a walk with me."
Xiaoqin asked the elders present for their opinions, and of course Mr. Ren and Ren Hongde nodded in agreement.
As soon as Xiao Qin left, Ren Peng also left the ward on the pretext of going to the toilet. He knew that there were some things that his father and grandfather would not say to his aunt in front of juniors.
So Xiaoqin was in front, Ren Peng was behind, and the two cousins came to me one after another. Xiaoqin found that her cousin was following her, and her fear of androphobia broke out, and she was so nervous that she could not speak.
I'm nervous, sister, have you forgotten how you beat your cousin back then?
Ren Peng lived near a special education school. He was not familiar with the place and was quite bored. When he saw his cousin who had beaten her into a pig's head more than once when she was a child, she was now timidly hiding behind me. I couldn't help but feel filled with a sense of superiority that came after all hardships.
He imitated the posture of Mr. Ren, clasping his hands behind his back, as if he were an expert from outside the world (Lu, Lu, Lu Ren, for short).
"Ha, Xiaoqin, I didn't expect you to be here today."
"Not only have you changed your appearance, but you have also become better behaved. You act like one. You were so stupid when you were a child. Does your boyfriend know?"
In fact, Ren Peng also asked just now that Xiao Qin and I grew up together. The reason why I said that was just to laugh at Xiao Qin.
Xiaoqin lowered her head, hiding behind me as if she was playing hide-and-seek with her cousin, and said nothing.
I waved my hand and said, "Well, I'm not considered Xiaoqin's boyfriend yet."
I have told Ren Peng just now that the two of us are just childhood sweethearts who have a very good relationship. In front of people other than Amy, I do not intend to pretend to be a couple with Xiaoqin.
Although she might have expected that I might say this, Xiaoqin was still a little disappointed and slowly took back her hand that wanted to hold my arm.
"Humph." Ren Peng tugged at the dead skin on his chapped lips, "Whether you are Xiaoqin's boyfriend or not, you should call me cousin."
I guess he feels that Mr. Ren is forcing Aunt Ren to marry my father. If this happens, he will naturally become my legitimate cousin.
In case it doesn't work out, Xiaoqin wants to have a lifelong relationship with me, my childhood sweetheart. According to Xiaoqin, Ren Peng is also my cousin.
I thought about it for a while and felt that Ren Peng's request was reasonable. Moreover, he was beaten by Xiao Qin when he was a child. When he grew up, he joined Amy's LOL team as the captain. In order to lead Amy, a super cheat, to win the game, I was tired. I have to vomit blood. It is true that hard work has high merit. Even without any merit, there is still hard work.
So I called out sincerely: "Cousin, thank you for your hard work."
Thank you so much for taking care of my two sisters. Although one of them is also your sister, I am still very grateful.
Ren Peng was so satisfied when I called him cousin that he waved a hand in front of him as if he was reviewing the armed forces, saying that as long as he recognized his cousin, everything would be fine.
He proudly cast his gaze at Xiaoqin behind me, which meant: "Your boyfriend can only call me cousin honestly and respect me from now on."
Ren Peng and Xiao Qin, I walked around the affiliated hospital full of green trees. Ren Peng started chatting and talked about some of Xiao Qin’s heinous childhood deeds. Xiao Qin suffered from androphobia and shame. , followed me diagonally behind me without saying a word.
"Humph, because I was my brother and wanted to let her go, she would ride on my neck and beat me. Even if I beat me, she would also poison a tank of goldfish I raised to death..."
"No, it's not like that." Xiao Qin said urgently, "I didn't poison the goldfish on purpose. I saw my uncle using water purifier, and I learned to use it myself, but I ended up poisoning too much..."
"Anyway, Xiaoqin has done all kinds of bad things. Ye Lin, if you take her in, just think of it as eliminating harm for all mankind."
Xiaoqin didn't hold my arm, and I didn't hold her hand. In front of my cousin, the two of us maintained an ambiguous and distant attitude.
At this time, Amy kept her word, prepared her troops and came back to fight.
Still holding Obama's hand, he led the way in front, with Pentheus and Pooh escorting him on the left and right.
As soon as Pentheus' tall figure appeared, it completely blocked the sunlight in front of Ren Peng, making the master of the world tremble.
"Void...fear of void..." Ren Peng shouted with a pale face.
Do ordinary people understand your description? The fear of the void among LOL heroes is nicknamed "Big Bug". He has a strange alien appearance. After using his ultimate move to accumulate six layers of health, he will become the largest among all heroes... ...Are you surprised at Pentheus' huge size?
But Pooh next to him understood it. With his understanding expression, he definitely understood. He was worthy of being a member of the LOL professional team, and worthy of being a masturbation friend.
She also forgot that Amy called herself and Pentheus over to find a place in front of the old Ren family. When she saw the captain Ren Peng, she jumped over and greeted him affectionately:
"Master, why are you here? Why are you still with Ye Lin and Xiao Qin..."
Halfway through the words, he hit himself on the head and said, "Hey, look at my memory. I heard you say after the last game that you were Xiaoqin's cousin. Something happened to Aunt Ren. Did you come over to see her? ."
Seeing the familiar Xiong Yaoyue, Ren Peng sobered up a little. He remembered that he had seen Pentheus in the VIP building of Qingzi Academy before, but he was obsessed with the game at the time and didn't pay much attention to it. Now that he suddenly met Pentheus in the real world, he was Startled.
Amy called Pentheus over, with the original intention of using it to deal with Mr. Ren, but she found that the captain of her "Golden Lightning" team appeared next to Xiaoqin, and Pooh also said that he was Xiaoqin's cousin.
Chapter completed!