"Classmate Ye Lin, can you open the marshmallows for me to eat?"

Xiaoqin held a bag of marshmallows, put the index finger of her other hand to her mouth, and begged me with pitiful eyes.

It's just a bag of marshmallows, it's not real money, so there's no need to be so cute, just open it yourself if you want to eat it.

I waved my hand for her to do with it as she pleased, so Xiaoqin happily tore open the package, took the largest marshmallow and skewered it on the baking fork.

I put it over the campfire and roasted it. It didn't take long for the outside to be golden and the inside to be gelatinous. The aroma spread throughout the camp with the mountain wind.

"I want to eat too." Xiong Yaoyue came over and stole more roasting forks from the squad leader and held them in her arms. The squad leader was busy teasing the dog and neglected to take precautions.

After everyone ate a fragrant roasted marshmallow, Xiaoqin gave me the third roasted marshmallow, and then poked Xiong Yaoyue on the back.

"Pooh, let's roast some more marshmallows and give them to the classmates."

"Hey, it's such a delicious thing. If you want to eat it, bake it yourself. Why should you share it with them?" Xiong Yaoyue didn't know what she meant.

I blew on the hot marshmallow next to my mouth and felt very strange about Xiaoqin's suggestion.

Since when did Xiaoqin start to care about the well-being of other classmates? Today, just improving our relationship with Xiong Yaoyue surprised me.

"(*^__^*) Hehe... Although marshmallows are delicious, they have no nutrition and are easy to fill up..."

"As long as we share more food with others, when they are full, they will not compete with us for more precious food. The grilled seafood and grilled steak belong to both of us, right?"

"That's right." Xiong Yaoyue slapped her thigh, "What a great idea. Give me ten skewers and I'll grill them right away."

"Be careful, you are too close to the fire and it will burn again." Xiao Qin reminded anxiously.

So these two guys with evil intentions roasted a lot of marshmallows and distributed them one by one. Of course, Xiaoqin could only distribute them to other girls, and Xiong Yaoyue was in charge of the boys.

"How dare you not eat the things Sister Winnie gave you."

For some boys who don't like eating sweets very much, Xiong Yaoyue uses violent threats.

On the other hand, girls prefer to eat sweets. If there is no danger of gaining weight, women’s obsession with sugar may be equivalent to men’s obsession with tobacco and alcohol.

The monitor also took a bunch of roasted marshmallows from Xiaoqin's hand, but deliberately picked a bunch with less sugar.

As soon as food appeared in the monitor's hand, Obama would stare at the monitor's hand holding the food, wondering if he had his share.

It's over. All the weight loss work for so long has been in vain. Obama has to eat like a big fat pig today. His master won't be able to recognize him when he goes back.

"I won't eat anymore. Mom said eating too much sugar will damage your teeth..."

Gong Caicai stood far away from Obama and declined the marshmallows Xiaoqin gave her.

"If you don't eat, I'll poke your chest and explode." Xiaoqin shook the sharp roasting fork fiercely.

Do you think Gong Caicai’s breasts are made of balloons? If you push it down, before Gong Caicai screams, a bunch of boys will scream.

Gong Caicai had no choice but to take the marshmallow stuffed by Xiao Qin with tears in her eyes, and then ate it slowly with tears in her eyes.

"Hey, it turns out that roasted marshmallows are so delicious..." Gong Caicai was stunned after taking a bite, "But after eating so much candy behind my mother's back, I am a bad boy..."

If you eat some candy, you are a bad boy. According to your family's standards, it is too easy to become a bad person.

"Is it delicious?" To my surprise, Zhuang Ni floated towards me like a wandering spirit.

The central bonfire was very hot, and no one would take the initiative to approach it unless they needed to dry their clothes like me.

"You want to eat too." I pointed to the half bag of marshmallows left on the grass and shook the toasting fork in my hand.

Zhuang Ni's pupils are light in color, so people often think that her dark circles are the focus of her face.

At this moment, her pupils reflected the light of the bonfire and looked a bit warm.

But the tone was still cold.

"Hmph, if I accidentally accept food from a man, after knowing the truth, I will immediately perform a gastric enema to remove all traces of the man."

Needless to say, your dislike of men is obvious, but gastric lavage is nothing. Don’t mention enema in front of the opposite sex.

As soon as I thought about the enema balls and enema syringes sold in my online store, I immediately thought of going in a bad direction.

"Tch." I looked disdainful on the surface, "If you hate men so much, why did you come here to talk to me?"

"I'm here to negotiate with you."

"negotiation."

Zhuang Ni nodded, holding her hands in front of her skirt, her posture was quite dignified.

"Zha Ye, you are doing a good job now. Keep doing this and make the squad leader sad and desperate for men, and then she can fall into my arms."

Who is Zha Ye? How did the nickname given to me by those gangsters reach your ears?

And what did I do? I didn’t do anything. Why should the monitor feel sad because of me?

"It doesn't matter if you don't understand, or it's better to say you don't understand." Zhuang Ni looked at the monitor not far away and smiled mysteriously, "Anyway, the more amused the monitor looks, the happier she is in her heart. The more lonely I feel, only I, a woman, can feel it."

"So, men, such crude creatures, should have become extinct along with the dinosaurs long ago."

Don't change the history of biological evolution casually, you bastard. There were no humans at all in the Cretaceous. Even if there were, it would have been the Dinosaur Express Kesai or Nobi Yasuo.

Moreover, in the wilderness era, if there were no strong men, how would you women survive? There were ferocious beasts and poisonous insects everywhere. Xiaoqin would be scared by the big beetles and run all over the mountains.

The only ones with relatively stable combat power are the squad leader and Xiong Yaoyue. Are you, Zhuang Ni, going to join Gong Caicai to become the joint harem of the squad leader and Xiong Yaoyue? Why does it feel so chaotic and terrible...

"Have you ever masturbated in front of the squad leader's photo?" Zhuang Ni suddenly asked.

"Nonsense, nonsense, there's no way." I hurriedly denied it. The reason I felt nervous was that I really almost did it, and it was in front of Shu Zhe's photo of women in women's clothing. At that time, I mistakenly thought it was the squad leader.

Zhuang Ni laughed out of her nose, "You must have stuttered. What you men want is just to take beautiful things for yourself, and then insult and destroy them."

"And after you have one, you still want to have the next one. I don't know how many girls you have lustful thoughts about."

I don't know why, I blushed a little, but I also felt that Zhuang Ni was not qualified to criticize me from the moral high ground.

"Hey, hey, are you very dedicated? Since you confessed to the squad leader that you like her, don't reach out to Gong Caicai again. You tricked Gong Caicai into going to the hotel and touching her breasts. Aren't you a scumbag? Oh, you scumbag."

"Huh, I just appreciate beautiful things, not destroy them." Zhuang Ni said arrogantly.

"Then I didn't destroy it." I said tit for tat, "I still admire them. I want to open a big harem and put them in to admire them every day."

I don’t know who “they” include, I just talked nonsense just to make Zhuang Ni angry.

"Harem?" Zhuang Ni sneered, "Although this is our first meeting, I can be sure that Xiaoqin is completely devoted to you. If you are not afraid of death, you can also try to have sex with Xiong Yaoyue..."

Zhuang Ni has been out of school for a long time and has not gotten used to calling Xiong Yaoyue "Pooh" yet.

"I like the squad leader, and I don't want the lovely Gong Caicai to fall into the hands of a man. As for Xiong Yaoyue..."

Zhuang Ni glanced at Xiong Yaoyue, who was observing the condition of the barbecue at a very close distance, even though her cheeks were blackened by the charcoal fire.

"As for Xiong Yaoyue, just take it away if you want..."

This is blatant discrimination against female men. Are they not even qualified to be Lily's partner?

Zhuang Ni's voice suddenly became sharp, and she put her right hand into her skirt pocket, as if she was holding something.

"Ye Lin, I am not here to climb the mountain with you this time. I have something to say to you face to face."

Although she is not as tall as the monitor, if she raises her legs slightly, her lips can be close to my ear from behind.

"I'm warning you, the monitor is the strongest, most independent, intelligent, and beautiful woman I have ever seen... If you dare to play with the monitor and abandon her, I will kill you."

Zhuang Ni's voice was as cold as a blade.

"Start with your genitals and use a utility knife to chop them up centimeter by centimeter."

"The genitals only need to be cut six times."

Whose genitals are only six centimeters? Don’t look down on people.

"Ye Lin, I keep my word. You masturbate to the squad leader's photo several times a week on average."

"I haven't done it since I said it."

"The courageless gangster who dares not admit it..." Zhuang Ni lowered her voice and said with a smile, "I do it six times a week."

"What, what six times a week."

"Don't be pretentious. You know it's the thing you dare not admit."

I kind of understand why the squad leader always suffers when facing Zhuang Ni. This guy dares to say and do anything. Although I don’t know which of what she says is the truth and which is a lie, but the truth is true and false. , it’s already a huge headache.

"Because I do it six times a week, my love for the monitor is deeper than yours. You can't beat me."

"What nonsense are you talking about? This kind of thing is completely meaningless. If this represents deep love, I can also..."

"What can you do? In fact, you do it seven times a week and don't take a day off on Sundays."

"Do you have Sunday off? The other six days have been really hard for you, but on Sunday, you can finally have a day off for the squad leader's photo. It's not easy."

I couldn't help but sarcastically said.

"...It will be changed to Gong Caicai's photo on Sunday."

Are you a scumbag compared to me? You give six days to the squad leader and only leave one day to Gong Caicai. If Gong Caicai is a concubine in the palace, then it is simply hopeless that Mr. Qiu Shui will not come. Don't stop me. , let me break into the palace to save people.

"Wu Zetian, give me back the harem..." I shouted in a certain dimension holding two swords in the Golden Palace.

After threatening me not to reach out to the squad leader, Zhuang Ni turned around and left. Before leaving, she glanced at the marshmallow packaging bag on the ground.

"The marshmallows imported from the United States may not be safe. Last time, there was an incident where the sodium phosphate exceeded the standard and was destroyed on the spot."

Seeing that I had no reaction to "sodium phosphate", Zhuang Ni added: "Sodium phosphate solution is often used as an enema solution during operations..."
Chapter completed!