When Shu Zhe opened the security door and let me, who had rushed over, into his home, the squad leader was still drowsy under the influence of sleeping pills.

Lying on the single bed in his bedroom, the class monitor was wearing a school uniform even though it was summer vacation. His breathing was uneven. Even though he fell asleep, his eyebrows were still slightly furrowed, showing a worried look.

Although the posture of the beautiful girl with long black hair slumped on the bed could easily lead to sin, I have already resisted a similar temptation once (or maybe Xiaoqin’s phone call helped me resist once), and this time my younger brother was by my side. With everyone watching, I have no reason to do anything evil.

"You didn't take too much sleeping pills, right?" I asked Shu Zhe with a cold face, "Otherwise we would have to send your sister to the hospital now."

"It's okay, it's okay." Shu Zhe waved his hands and said, "I have long thought about the possibility of using sleeping pills, so I checked a lot of information beforehand. It can definitely make my sister sleep for two or three hours, but it is not life-threatening. kind of dose.”

You have a brother who plans to use sleeping pills on you every day. Monitor, you really hit the jackpot. Why don't you become a criminal policeman and catch Shu Zhe as the first criminal?

"Um, Brother Ye Lin, here are these things for you..." Shu Zhe handed over a digital camera and a paper bag containing stockings, skirts, and even cat-ear headwear without conscience.

I glanced at the contents of the paper bag and found that they were quite shameful. The most outrageous thing was that there was a "policewoman suit" that was as thin as a bikini.

"Where did all these things come from? I don't remember giving you so many things."

Shu Zhe blushed and looked away, "Brother Ye Lin, don't ask, it's just some business props used to deal with coriander stuffed buns..."

You saw a guy with coriander stuffed buns who was stupid and had too much money, so you did everything you could to please him?

When I first used you as a rope model, I tried my best to avoid letting you wear the sexy game clothes of the policewoman. I was afraid that you would be associated with the squad leader giving out welfare.

In the end, you finally bought a policewoman suit for yourself. Most likely, you wore it for the coriander-stuffed buns. You were so shameless.

Why did you give me the policewoman suit? Do you think I can't bear the temptation and frantically change the sleeping squad leader into a rag doll so that she can show me a "policewoman" with no tops covering her body in advance?

Don't look down on people. Although the hot weather has caused my nosebleeds to come from time to time, I am a person who has escaped from vulgar taste and will not join the same trend as a despicable villain like you.

"Asshole." I reprimanded Shu Zhe, "In order to save face in front of your parents, you can even do things like lead a wolf into the house and take nude photos of your sister. Do you have any lower limit?"

"Brother Ye Lin is not an outsider..." Shu Zhe had no intention of criticizing at all, "and we are grasshoppers on the same thread. When my sister wakes up, she will settle the score with the two of us."

"Then you can't do such a despicable and shameless thing." I said decisively, "Even if you are an ordinary friend, doing this is inhumane, let alone your biological sister who has always taken care of you."

Seeing my uncooperative attitude, Shu Zhe was very anxious. He scratched his head and thought for a while, then took out his wallet.

Hey, you can't buy me with money. I don't even recognize an American mother of Ai Shuqiao's level. Will I give in to your little money? You are too naive.

Unexpectedly, what Shu Zhe pulled out from the compartment of his wallet was a Durex single-piece condom.

"This is what the store gave me as a gift when I purchased the policewoman suit online..." Shu Zhe handed the condoms to my sister's bed in front of her sleeping sister, "Brother Ye Lin, what do you want to do? Let’s do it now, as long as we can shut my sister’s mouth and prevent her from complaining to her parents... I’ll go outside and look out for you..."

Fuck your sister, this is a private residence. As long as you don't say anything bad about the government or Brother Chun, no urban management team will come to check the water meter, or Brother Chun will show up and press your face on the keyboard.

Why the hell are you giving me a condom? Did you sell your sister's virginity so cheaply? If I didn't have a normal sexual orientation, I would definitely use this condom to explode Shu Zhe's anus as punishment.

So I kicked Shu Zhe out of the monitor's room and locked the door from the inside.

I looked back at the squad leader's defenseless body on the bed, ready to be captured at any time, and my brain began to calculate at high speed.

By the way, what color are the squad leader's underwear today? You can see it if you lift up your skirt.

No, no, no, where did this idea come from? The current priority is to find a way to resolve the monitor's anger, and to get her to give up complaining to her parents without taking nude photos of the monitor.

In fact, if I really took nude photos, or embarrassing photos of a female police officer, and used them as threats, I would feel that my life was coming to an end.

"You must wear a condom." At this time, Shu Zhe's voice came through the door.

Ha, thank you so much for your concern for your sister. You are a model of sibling love by being considerate and considerate.

Is there any way, how can I use my "talking" skills to make the squad leader give up his plan?

It's really hot in the room. The squad leader, a model of saving electricity, probably always turns the air conditioner to 27 degrees. No wonder she wears a skirt and is barefoot. Not to mention that her feet are really white, and the curvature of her ankles is so... It’s really fascinating to watch…

No, the point is wrong. What is needed now is calmness, not being in a room where the air conditioner remote control cannot be found. With every breath and every heartbeat, the temperature continues to rise.

Hey, why am I subconsciously unbuckling my belt? This is not the correct way to cool down, okay?

When my dad was discussing Buddhism with me at the dinner table, he once said: Everyone has inner demons. If you can subdue your inner demons, you can gain inner peace. And after a great monk attains enlightenment, you can completely resolve your inner demons. But in that state, It is something that ordinary people can only hope to achieve.

Nonsense, Dad, you can't even conquer the inner demons of a failed marriage. You're so thorough in studying various philosophies.

At this moment, I was in the same room with the sleeping squad leader. To be honest, my heart was filled with demons.

Although I know that if I reach out to the squad leader while others are in danger, I will be a scum among scum, but like Liu Xiahui, who is as calm as Liu Xiahui, I lack the kind of determination (not to mention that Liu Xiahui is giving a woman to his boss to win Just getting promoted and getting rich, I don’t have that kind of boss).

I looked down at the very conspicuous policewoman suit inside the paper bag, and I tried my best to suppress the urge to play the "real rag doll dress-up" game.

But in order to find an outlet for my inner demons, I took out the cat ear headband from the paper bag.

Wow hahahaha, I really admire myself for coming up with such a genius idea.

Instead of doing the unscrupulous thing of taking nude photos of the monitor, I might as well take some photos of the monitor that are more embarrassing in a sense.

Putting the cat ears squarely on the monitor's head, I stood by with great satisfaction and admired it for a while.

The squad leader would never wear such a maliciously cute headgear on a daily basis.

After taking several commemorative photos with a digital camera, I suddenly had a sudden idea and took one of the monitor's hands and asked her to make the lucky cat's paw gesture in her sleep...

Hahahahaha, it’s so ridiculous, I must treasure this photo.

The squad leader, who was involuntarily dressed as a cat, had a slightly troubled expression on his face, but he did not wake up.

"Brother Ye Lin, you have such a funny smile..." Shu Zhe's voice came through the door again, "Don't be too harsh on your sister..."

Hey, did I accidentally laugh out loud just now? Shu Zhe, shut up. The person who treats your sister too much is obviously you, okay? And what do you mean by lying outside the door and eavesdropping all the time? If I really Possessed by a lewd demon, you took off your clothes and got on her, and you listened to all the series of sounds he made.

I said "get out" and drove away Shu Zhe who was trying to listen to the bed.

After taking a photo of the "Lucky Cat Squad Leader" as a prank, my stress was greatly reduced. I had an idea and immediately had a countermeasure in my mind.

I took off the camera's memory card and put it in my wallet. Then I made up my mind, took a deep breath, and started shaking the monitor's shoulders.

"Monitor, monitor, wake up, I have something to tell you."

After all, Shu Zhe gave the squad leader sleeping pills, not sweat pills, and she had been sleeping for nearly an hour. Under my violent shaking, the squad leader's eyes opened slightly.

"Who..., who is in my room."

It was as if she had come to this world for the first time, her eyes were hazy, and the heavy sleepiness still shrouded her face.

"It's me." I shook my five fingers in front of the monitor's eyes, "You wake up quickly, or I'll lift your skirt."

Suddenly, he found himself lying on the bed, and sitting next to him was a man who was not his brother. The monitor said "ah" and quickly sat up from the bed, almost causing their heads to hit each other.

"Ye Lin, what are you doing here?" The monitor flashed his eyelashes, covering his temples where he had a headache due to sleeping pills, and thought quickly about his situation.

Only then did I discover a serious problem.

Damn, I forgot to take off the monitor's cat-ear headdress.

I had so much fun playing the prank just now that I just hid the camera and paper bag under the bed and forgot about the cat ears on the squad leader's head.

It's all because the cat ears are as black as the squad leader's hair, which caused me to be careless and make a big mistake.

The squad leader who was massaging her temples did not notice the existence of the cat-ear headwear for the time being, but it was only a matter of time. After a while, the monitor found that she was wearing cat ears. How should I explain to her.

After pondering for a long time, the monitor calmed down a little. She put on the slippers at the foot of the bed, sat side by side with me on the edge of the bed, and asked me seriously:

"Ye Lin, it was Xiaozhe who brought you here. I suddenly fell asleep for some reason...but I won't let you go easily if you let Xiaozhe wear women's clothes as a model."

Ah, although my tone was sharp and my expression was serious, saying these words with cat ears on my head was so unconvincing that I couldn't help but want to laugh.

"Why are you laughing?" the cat-ear monitor was irritated by my reaction, "Don't think that a playful smile can get things over."
Chapter completed!