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【538】 Who is more perverted(1/2)

"Where is Zhuang Ni? Could it be that she didn't admit the loss of the bet and ran away in advance?"

"That's not her style. Even if she loses, she will still seize every opportunity to taunt her opponent. Let me try calling her cell phone."

The monitor dialed Zhuang Ni's phone number, and almost at the same time, a depressing and low gothic music sounded downstairs.

"Zhuang Ni hasn't left the hotel yet." The monitor said and ran towards the stairs, and I followed her closely.

The early morning sunlight filtered through the lush leaves and scattered in the hotel lobby. At this time, there was no one else in the lobby except me and the monitor. The guy at the front desk who was responsible for registering guest information didn't know where he was.

"The sun is so dazzling... It would be great if nuclear winter comes."

Zhuang Niyue took her place and sat in the front desk boy's seat, yawning out of boredom.

"Why are you sitting here?" the squad leader was shocked and angry. "Junior high school students can't work, let alone this..."

"I'm not working here." Zhuang Ni said calmly, "No one pays me wages. It's just to experience life during the summer."

"Experience life, what kind of life can you experience in a place like this?" The squad leader is still worried about the peach decoration of this hotel. He must think that this is a place where people can learn bad things.

"Being here can help you see through the essence of a man, which is also a kind of practice."

Zhuang Ni answered with a slight smile and looked at me with an unpredictable look.

"The biggest purpose of a man's relationship with a woman is to bring them to a house. I can understand everything by sitting here and looking at the man's eyes..."

"And even if the female companion is right beside me, men still won't give up looking for other prey. Some men even secretly asked me for my mobile phone number. It's really ugly..."

"Wait a minute." The squad leader interrupted Zhuang Ni and said, "What you mean is that you are working here for more than a day or two. Do your parents know that if you have the strength to work, why don't you go to school?"

"Because I have a disease that will kill me as soon as I go to school." Zhuang Ni said without blushing or heartbeat.

"And as I said just now, this is not a part-time job, it is just cultivation. This is a step that must be taken in order to enter society in the future."

Are the necessary steps to go through and being familiar with the process of opening a room as important as Zhuang Ni said? The squad leader obviously couldn't understand it either.

"You...this hotel hires minors, I want to report them."

Zhuang Ni sighed deeply, waved to the squad leader and said, "Forget it, I won't tease you anymore. In fact, my uncle owns shares in this hotel. I just stayed there when my cousin went to the toilet. Just look after him for a while."

"Hey." I said in surprise, "You mean, this hotel belongs to your uncle."

"No, it belongs to your uncle." Zhuang Ni didn't suffer at all and greeted me angrily.

The squad leader showed an expression of sudden realization, "So, the receptionist with the dark circles under his eyes is your cousin. No wonder he protects you in every way. You don't need an ID card to open a room..."

"Yeah." Zhuang Ni admitted, "My cousin doesn't have much ability, so he was assigned to work as a receptionist here after graduating from high school."

I should have discovered earlier that the guy looked a bit like Zhuang Ni when he was not getting enough sleep all day long.

"So, from the moment we entered the hotel to the time the electronic door went out of control, it was all a trap by you and your cousin."

The squad leader folded his hands on his chest, his expression very similar to the moment when Conan was about to solve the case.

"Well, although I really wanted to use my superpowers to do this, after carefully checking my settings, I found that I didn't have superpowers, so I had to trouble my cousin."

Zhuang Ni said without any remorse.

"Okay, okay, okay, I was punished by you again." The squad leader sighed and said, "But you still lost the bet with me. Ye Lin didn't... didn't reveal his true colors, so in the future, you Don't trick Gong Caicai into doing weird things."

"How do you prove that Ye Lin didn't reveal his true colors?" Zhuang Ni said in a challenging tone, "At best, you didn't call me on the phone to ask for help. You played the TV so loudly that I couldn't hear anything clearly through the wall."

"You...you have been trying to eavesdrop on us." Angry red flew onto the monitor's face.

"The U.S. government can eavesdrop on its citizens, why can't I eavesdrop on you? Or, monitor, you have a guilty conscience."

"Nonsense, nonsense, we are obviously innocent."

Zhuang Ni held up her sharp chin and thought carefully, "Huh, criminal suspects will always claim that they are innocent. If you want me to admit defeat, you have to provide convincing evidence."

I suddenly remembered that Aunt Ren suspected that Xiaoqin and I had tasted forbidden fruit, so she took Xiaoqin to the hospital and asked the obstetrician and gynecologist to help with the examination, so she blurted out:

"It's not difficult to get evidence, as long as the monitor is willing to lie down on the gynecological chair..."

Halfway through my words, I was greeted by two sharp and cold eyes, and I stopped talking unconsciously.

"Zhuang Ni." The squad leader said seriously, "I won't provide you with any evidence. I never lie, you know."

Zhuang Ni pondered for a moment, "The squad leader is indeed the most upright person I know. There is nothing wrong with trusting your words. However, Ye Lin may have violated you without your knowledge. "

"Hey, hey, it's familiar. If you talk nonsense, I will sue you for slander."

I couldn't help but interject.

Zhuang Ni looked at me without fear, "As far as I know, there are at least three chemicals that can achieve that effect, making the squad leader have no memory after being violated..."

Where did you learn this discordant knowledge? Why do you, a girl, know all this? Do you have a backup plan of using drugs in order to follow Lily, the squad leader?

At this time, the guy at the front desk, Zhuang Ni's cousin, came back from the bathroom. Zhuang Ni gave up her seat and asked me to sit on the sofa in the lobby. She sat next to me, looking like a police officer interrogating a prisoner. .

"Squad leader, don't come here yet. I want to interrogate Ye Lin alone. If he does that kind of thing, he will definitely be exposed."

"You ask." I straightened my spine on the sofa, not afraid of the slanting shadow.

"Ye Lin, the first thing I want to declare is that I hate you very much."

"Hey, this has nothing to do with the interrogation."

"It really has nothing to do with it, but every time I see your parallelogram eyes and your corgi-like short legs, they make me instinctively disgusted."

That’s enough. My eyes are indeed relatively long and narrow, but not to the extent of a parallelogram. As for the corgi’s short legs, Wu Dalang’s legs are not that short either.

"Okay, the interrogation has officially begun. Please stop thinking and answer my questions quickly. Can you do it?"

"If there's any difficulty, just ask the question."

"Red or black, which color do you like?"

"Hey, where is this?"

"Don't interrupt me and answer my question."

"Then...let's go black."

"Which fruit do you prefer to eat, apples or oranges?"

"apple."

Zhuang Ni spoke faster and faster.

"Swimming or running, which sport do you prefer?"

"Of course it's running." Because I can't swim at all.

"Which subject do you prefer, Chinese or Politics?"

"I don't like it either."

"No, you have to choose one of the two."

"Then... Chinese."

"K powder or ecstasy, which drug do you prefer to use?"

"I'm a K fan..." I replied unconsciously.

"Guilty." Zhuang Ni suddenly shouted and turned to greet the squad leader, "Ye Lin poisoned you with K powder. This is the true face of a man. How disgusting."

Damn it, this kind of quick question and answer is just a trap, okay? I am a K fan just because I think the letter K is more handsome.

"Zhuang Ni, please stop struggling in vain." The squad leader pointed out, "Although Ye Lin is not smart enough, what he hasn't done is what he hasn't done. You can't find any flaws."

Zhuang Ni did not give up. She pushed the squad leader aside on the pretext of interfering with the interrogation, and then came back and continued to say to me:

"Ye Lin, please confess. If you confess, you will be lenient. If you resist, you will be lenient."

Frankly tell your sister, I am innocent, okay?

"Since you say you are innocent, what did you, a short-legged pervert, do in the room with the monitor yesterday?"

"Hey, I heard you say I'm a pervert with short legs."

"That's not important, it's just that I like to call you that."

"You tricked Gong Caicai into touching her breasts. Zhuang Ni, you are the real pervert, right?"

"It doesn't matter, you can call me a pervert if you like. Please confess what you did to the monitor last night. Did you sleep in the same bed?"

I thought about it for a while, and the most noteworthy thing last night was that the black cat "Mimi" came unexpectedly, and the monitor probably played with it most of the night.

So I nodded and said, "Although we sleep in the same bed, but..."

Zhuang Ni immediately made a scary look as if she wanted to kill someone, "How dare you sleep in the same bed with the monitor, I don't even have that chance."

Then he pressed me and asked: "You bastard, you have done everything you have to do."

"No." I felt a little nervous under Zhuang Ni's gaze, and stuttered a little: "After he called me to bed, the monitor didn't do anything and kept playing with his breasts..."

"Play...play with your tits," Zhuang Ni's eyes widened in a rare sight, with a look of surprise on her face.

I didn't react for a while, so I continued: "Yeah, but I didn't play much. It was all the monitor himself who was playing, and I was watching from the side."

"You...you were just watching from the side."

"Yeah." I complained, "The squad leader played by himself most of the night. I felt bored, so I went to bed first."
To be continued...
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