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[051] Unexpected crisis

I continued to listen to Xiaoqin's reasons why she would not hurt the monitor.

"Hey, classmate Ye Lin, have you read girls' comics?"

"Don't change the subject! Besides, no man would go out of his way to see something like that!"

Not for nothing, Cao Jingshen especially likes magical girl anime. The reason seems to be that the girl will be naked for a few seconds before each transformation.

"If classmate Ye Lin has read girls' comics, you will know the reason why I don't do evil to the monitor!"

I gestured for her to continue.

When talking about the shojo manga that she has been immersed in for many years, Xiao Qin is like some senior otaku talking about the history of the development of computer games.

His eyebrows were full of excitement, and he raised a finger and dangled it in front of his eyes, and there were two flushes on his cheeks because of his excitement.

It’s true that “the trouble with people is that they are good teachers.” Because she knows more about girls’ comics than me, Xiao Qin raised her tail.

"Do you know? Classmate Ye Lin, in girls' comics, those girls who make trouble for others will eventually fail in love!"

"Eh? Is this happening?"

Xiao Qin pouted, with an expression like "You are so ignorant."

"In short, in shoujo comics, no matter how beautiful or smart you are, as long as you frame someone else, just wait for the male protagonist to see through your evil face and abandon you!"

I seem to have an impression that this kind of vulgar plot always appears in romance TV series.

At this point, Xiaoqin raised her head proudly and looked into the distance that only she could see.

"Hmph, on the contrary, those heroines who look stupid and are always framed by others will win in the end!"

"——Compared to the monitor who has excellent grades in all subjects and is supported by the whole class, I am definitely more stupid! So I feel that I will be the one who wins in the end!"

After finishing her conclusion, she was overjoyed and hugged the pillow tightly, as if she had won a 5 million lottery ticket.

Is it really worth being happy about? What a shameful reason to win!

"Humph, that's why I won't try to trick the squad leader! Not only will I not trick her, I will treat her as a close friend. I will believe whatever she says. Even if she asks me to jump off the roof, I will not do anything.

Jump without hesitation!"

"You don't have to go that far, do you?"

"No, I must become more stupid in front of the monitor! I must make the smart monitor think that I am easy to bully! If the monitor can't hold it in anymore and bullies me and frames me like the villain in a shoujo manga, then

Classmate Ye Lin will see through the evil face of the monitor, and she will be defeated without fighting!"

Xiao Qin compared herself to the naturally stupid and easily bullied heroine in shoujo comics, hugging her pillow and laughing like the scheming devil in the shounen comics.

I have seen through your evil face a long time ago! And how could that righteous devil of the monitor bully you and frame you! From the first day you transferred to the school, the monitor has been helping you, okay?

Although Xiaoqin's motives are impure, if she gets along with the squad leader in a way that completely trusts each other, wouldn't the two of them become quite good friends?

I have to admit that although Xiaoqin has little resemblance to the kind-hearted and careless heroine in shoujo comics, she is indeed a bit stupid in some aspects.

After reading too many girl comics, it is difficult to return to normal thinking.

Just like Cao Jingshen, Eunuch Cao, who has read H-comics all over, he told me that for a while, when he saw billboards on the street, he always regarded "Wuliangye" as "Wuniangye" and "Yibiao".

Seen as a "pop table", even the word "textbook" can be regarded as a "naked body" by him.

As for Xiao Qin, who uses shoujo comics as a textbook on life, she has long been distorted by the romantic elements in the comics. She always wants to replace herself as the heroine of shoujo comics, and she also takes the initiative to replace me as the male protagonist.

It has to be a vigorous romantic drama.

Suddenly I had a thought.

Due to the scale of shoujo comics, the scenes of male love and female love cannot be as vivid as those in H comics. Therefore, even if the heroine in shoujo comics seduces the male protagonist, it is only a superficial taste, halting at the cliff, and it is impossible to go further.

Further plots are the responsibility of H comics.

Could it be that Xiaoqin has been seducing me unscrupulously because she regards me as the hero of a girl's comic and thinks that I will never go too far?

I have done similar analysis before, and now with more evidence, I slowly understand Xiaoqin's inner thoughts.

No matter what kind of battle you are in, blind defense will only lead to failure.

I must fight back.

Since Xiaoqin has been using the behavioral patterns of male protagonists in shoujo comics to predict my reaction, this time I decided to be the male protagonist of an H-comic.

I smiled evilly and made a face like a treacherous person.

"Hey, hey, hey, Xiaoqin, do you really like me?"

Xiaoqin was overjoyed and was stunned for a second or two, and then nodded hurriedly.

"Would you do anything for me?"

Xiaoqin nodded harder.

I sneered.

"Okay, then take off your top now!"

Xiaoqin was stunned.

She wasn't wearing a bra at all under her T-shirt. If she took off her T-shirt, her upper body would be completely naked.

The male protagonist of a shoujo manga would never make such a request, but the male protagonist of an H-comic has even more excessive demands.

I stared at her reaction with gloating.

Even though Xiaoqin tried her best to control herself, I could still see the bangs on her forehead trembling slightly.

His face turned red and white, and his breathing became rapid.

I hugged the pillow in my arms tighter, as if I would pounce on her and tear off her clothes at any time.

After waiting for a long time, Xiaoqin whispered:

"Ye, classmate Ye Lin, I didn't hear what you just said clearly. Can you say it again?"

"I want you to take off your clothes! Take off your T-shirt or denim skirt!"

He didn't give her any chance to breathe, and launched a storm-like attack with a barrage of words.

Xiaoqin blushed to the roots of her ears, and only a pair of eyes appeared from behind the pillow, like two pools of lake water on a rainy day, looking at this familiar yet unfamiliar me.

Because her mouth was covered by the pillow, her words were muffled and muffled.

"But if I take off those, I will only be wearing underwear!"

Why, did you admit that you didn’t wear a bra? You are a bad girl with corrupt morals! You are not allowed to look around when taking ideological and moral classes from now on, and listen carefully to me!

Comrades, the enemy is afraid, but we cannot stop our attack.

I said "hum".

"Take off your underwear too!!"

Xiaoqin shivered and hid behind the pillow, her eyes seeming to ask, "How could this happen?"

Hum hum hum, ha ha ha, ha ha ha, ho ho ho, are you afraid! Are you afraid? It turns out that you are the strong one but the weak one! Don’t look at the various side-effects of the dirty jokes every day, but you actually have the heart but not the courage!

Once I take the initiative, I instantly become weak! Looking at you now, if I pounce on you, I might even call for help!

You pushed me so hard a few days ago, I won't let you go so easily.

You must learn a lesson.

I raised an eyebrow and glared at her sideways, meaning "Why don't you take it off?"

Xiaoqin hid behind the pillow and whimpered softly, and asked cautiously:

"Classmate Ye Lin asked me to take off my clothes. What did you want to do to me?"

"You don't care what I do! Didn't you say you like me? Are you actually telling lies?"

I'm very satisfied with the expression on my face. It's a pity that I didn't use a camera to capture such a scumbag expression.

In order to further intimidate Xiaoqin, I suddenly stood up from the chair!

"don't want!"

Xiaoqin closed her eyes in fear, hugging the pillow tightly and not letting go, as if it was her life-saving straw.

I sat back on the chair contentedly.

She was so frightened by me that she cried and huddled behind the pillow without daring to raise her head.

It turns out that you are also a shy and nervous girl.

The days of blindly defending are finally over.

I was feeling proud when I suddenly heard the sound of a key being inserted into the keyhole of the security door outside.

There was a "click" sound, the security door was pushed open, and someone walked in.

Judging from the footsteps, she seemed to be an adult woman in good health.

She wandered around the living room twice, and finally came over and knocked on Xiaoqin's bedroom door.

"Xiao Qin, aren't you at home? Didn't we agree to have hot pot together tonight?"

This, this is not Aunt Ren’s voice! Xiaoqin, didn’t you say that Aunt Ren will not come back until Sunday? Today is only Saturday!

And since I agreed to have dinner with you, you definitely knew it a long time ago! You deliberately didn’t tell me, and you just delayed it, causing me to be blocked in your bedroom by your mother!

How can I explain it to Aunt Ren!
Chapter completed!
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