"Xiaoqin and I...we only accompanied her to the zoo because we lost the bet."

This answer is not a lie, after all, this is a date that is conditional on Xiaoqin playing volleyball.

"Hey, then you are really stupid." Xiong Yaoyue believed it easily, "What kind of bet are you making?"

"My bet is...the math teacher wouldn't collect homework yesterday."

At the same time, I used my eyes to hint to Xiaoqin, asking her to follow my words.

Xiaoqin lowered her head a little dejectedly and pulled the brim of her sunhat, "Anyway, classmate Ye Lin lost to me..."

"Then you miscalculated." Xiong Yaoyue said with a smile, "The math teacher was very angry when she found out that her husband was hiding private money. He must not be so kind and refuse to accept the homework."

Amy was very dissatisfied with the fact that I accompanied Xiaoqin to the zoo, and looked at me sideways as if I was hiding personal money.

In order to change the topic, I quickly asked: "Are pandas good-looking?"

Amy became a little more interested, "It looks good, but the zoo refuses to sell the panda to me..."

Nonsense, it is illegal to privately own pandas in China, and how can a national treasure be sold to foreigners? As President Clinton, the last time he exercised presidential privileges before leaving office was to take his daughter to the zoo before it opened. Just take a look at the panda.

"Hmph, what's so great? I'll definitely ask my mother to find a way to get me a panda next time. It doesn't matter if I buy it from the black market. Such a round and furry thing should belong to me."

Xiaoqin interjected: "Actually, pandas are very dangerous. Sister Amy, you'd better not raise them..."

Amy glared at Xiaoqin, "Who did you call sister?"

Xiaoqin smiled slyly, and then said solemnly: "In the final analysis, pandas are bears. When my mother was doing martial arts for "Panda Master", there was a scene where real pandas were used. As a result, the pandas were successively I attacked my mother twice. If it were someone who didn't know kung fu, she might have died."

Amy disagreed, "It's because your mother is evil-minded, so the pandas attacked her. I heard that the Yellow Emperor of the Celestial Dynasty first raised pandas, called 'black and white bears'. They could distinguish between loyal and traitors. They were placed on the way to court for ministers to see them." The traitor will eat him."

Where did you learn history from? At that time, Emperor Yan and Emperor Huang simply lived in thatched huts. There was no golden palace to go to court. And whether pandas would eat ministers and whether they were loyal or traitorous. The relationship only depends on whether the breeder feeds the pandas well. In the Huangdi era, China was controlled by a breeder. This was worse than the exclusive power of eunuchs and relatives later.

"Miss, as I said just now, pandas are indeed not suitable for raising by individuals." Pentheus said, "Pandas use bamboo as their staple food because they are too stupid to catch prey. In fact, they usually catch bamboo rats. If so, I will be very happy to use it to improve my life..."

"I don't care, I want a panda anyway." Amy lost her temper to Pentheus. "Next time you go back to the United States, remember to ask mom for a panda for me, otherwise I won't work."

Pentheus Nono said yes and exchanged glances with me. I guess he wanted to be perfunctory. Anyway, Amy would have forgotten everything about the panda after three minutes.

"By the way, Xiaoqin, thank you for covering for me last night, so I can stay at Miss Amy's place."

Xiong Yaoyue thanked Xiaoqin. When she heard that Xiong Yaoyue's parents had just received a call from Xiaoqin, claiming that Xiong Yaoyue lived in her home, they believed her and did not pursue further questions. They did not even ask for Xiong Yaoyue to answer the phone. How big is your heart? Carelessness can also be inherited.

"You're welcome, students should help each other." Xiaoqin smiled brightly, with a harmless expression on her face.

Suddenly a gust of wind blew from behind. Amy and Xiong Yaoyue were both wearing shorts. Only Xiaoqin was wearing a skirt. This may be due to the light texture of the gauze skirt. At this time, the hem of the skirt was fluttering and was about to flip over and be exposed in public.

If I were the only one present, Xiaoqin would probably think this was a God-given opportunity, but in front of everyone, she was not so ashamed and hurriedly covered it with her hands. Although the danger of being exposed was gone, the sunhat on her head was covered by The gust of wind blew it away and floated high above the steps.

"My hat," Xiaoqin looked at me eagerly, as if she wanted me to help her chase the hat.

With your reaction speed, the moment the hat was blown away, you should have used one hand to pull the hat back. You did this on purpose, I don’t know which girl’s comic you picked up the plot from, let your boyfriend do it. Do you create memories by chasing hats?

What's even more irritating is that Pentheus actually watched the hat fly over his shoulder without any intention of stopping it... You didn't even use your feet to grab the hat, it was so effortless, why are you winking at me? , do you understand Xiaoqin’s girlish heart so well?

I originally thought that it wouldn’t matter if Xiaoqin’s hat was blown off like this, so as to save her from playing tricks like this in front of me in the future, but Amy gloated and said: “You deserve it, even God will do it if you go against me. I want to punish you, the manservant will not chase a broken hat for you."

Seeing that I really didn't have the posture to move, Xiaoqin's own plan failed and was ridiculed by Amy. She lowered her head in grievance, with a pitiful look in her eyes.

I really can't help it. I hate seeing this kind of look. Anyway, running is also a form of exercise. Just let me catch your hat back by the way.

Unexpectedly, just as I was about to start, Xiong Yaoyue put the parasol into my hand and said, "Block Miss Amy from the sun for me." Then she stretched her legs and chased Xiaoqin's hat like a rocket launching.

Is this... to express gratitude to Xiaoqin, or is it just pure Gudao Renchang? In short, I stood there blankly, holding up the parasol at a loss. Pentheus shook his head and sighed because Xiong Yaoyue had no discernment, and Amy was not satisfied. The ground said to me: "Put the parasol this way, it's going to hit my shoulders."

Since the person holding the umbrella was replaced by me, Xiaoqin squeezed into the shadows, probably occupying half of the space with Amy.

"Go away." Amy ordered, "This is my parasol."

"But classmate Ye Lin is mine." Xiaoqin said confidently.

"Nonsense." Amy corrected, "The past, present, and future of the male servant belong to me."

"Classmate Ye Lin does like you." Xiaoqin said with a meaningful smile on her lips, "But his love for you and his love for me are different..."

"Of course it's different." Amy didn't understand what Xiaoqin was referring to, so she interpreted it to herself, "The manservant's feelings for me are the servant's love for his master, just like angels are loyal to God and demons are loyal to Satan."

"If you were just loyal, wouldn't you already have Pentheus?" Xiaoqin pointed out.

"That...that's different." Amy suddenly stuttered. Her white face was obviously not exposed to the sun, but it showed a different heat from the surrounding skin. "Penteus is so old, maybe one day he will die." I'm dead, I need a servant who can stay with me for a longer time."

Pentheus is only about 40, okay? It's so sad to say that to him in front of others. Fortunately, Pentheus doesn't care.

"Classmate Ye Lin will not stay with you all the time." Xiaoqin smiled secretly, "Not only that, he will not even be your manservant in the future..."

"What did you say?" Amy was completely irritated. She stretched out her hand and ordered Pentheus, "Throw the violent woman into the cage and feed it to the panda."

Seeing that Pentheus made no move, Amy turned to me again and asked fiercely: "Servant, why don't you speak for me? Do you admit that what the violent woman said is true?"

I couldn't help but scratch my head.

To a large extent, most of what Xiaoqin said is correct. Since the brother-sister relationship between Amy and I will be revealed sooner or later, I will no longer regard myself as a male servant. However, at this time, I will still act as a mediator. The relationship between the two is mainly focused, and it is not appropriate to add new conflicts.

So I was evasive and perfunctory, and at the same time asked them to pay attention to where Xiong Yaoyue, who was chasing the hat, went.

You wouldn't know it if you didn't look at it, but you were shocked when you saw it. Xiaoqin's sunhat was blown by the wind and fluttered into the kangaroo exhibition area. It hung on the branch of a crooked tree, and Xiong Yaoyue was about to persevere. Climb over the railing and grab the hat back.

Don't go, didn't you see the warning sign "Animals are in estrus, trespassing is dangerous", don't go so hard for Xiaoqin's hat.

I handed the parasol to Xiaoqin, and then ran towards the kangaroo exhibition area with Pentheus, but it was already too late.

Xiong Yaoyue crossed the railing easily and happily, and was trying to take the hat off the branch. Under the tree, there was a medium-sized kangaroo eating food with its head down. You will definitely be discovered.

Sure enough, when the kangaroo discovered that there was an intruder behind him, he immediately stood up and started to box Xiong Yaoyue. Kangaroos are very fierce boxers in nature. What's great about them is that they can use their tails as support and then use all their limbs to move. Ah, at the same weight, the strength of wild animals is seven times that of ordinary humans. Even if this kangaroo is not an adult kangaroo, it is not something Xiong Yaoyue can deal with.

The crowd of onlookers immediately started to commotion, with some shouting, "Girl, come out quickly." Some were anxious to contact the zoo administrator, but many children happily imitated the kangaroo's boxing posture.

Xiong Yaoyue saw that this kangaroo was not big in size and the surrounding kangaroos did not show any intention of coming over to fight in a group, so she slightly underestimated the enemy and stretched out her hand and said:

"Get out of the way, I just want the hat behind you..."

Before he finished speaking, Kangaroo threw a left hook, knocking Xiong Yaoyue's surprised face to the side.

Of course Xiong Yaoyue quit. When had she ever suffered such a loss? She suddenly forgot about the hat and started fighting with the kangaroo in anger. The girl versus the kangaroo was much better than the scene where the fake Wu Song fights the fake tiger. A hundred times better. Many people raised their mobile phones to take photos and videos. Xiong Yaoyue will definitely be on the local news tonight.

"Come out quickly, stop fighting." A kind-hearted uncle shouted, "This classmate, you can't beat the kangaroo."

A young man next to him said disdainfully: "How can you destroy the prestige of human beings and have the ambition of a kangaroo? It is obvious that the female students have the upper hand."

Pentheus and I wanted to climb over the railing to help, but were stopped by the zookeeper who came over.

"Don't go in, otherwise other kangaroos may be disturbed. They are very powerful when they swarm you."
Chapter completed!