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【473】 Ice cream, girl and dog

Xiong Yaoyue's attack on me was like a street fighter in "Dungeon and Fighter". It was done in one go without any delay. Such a heated scene stunned everyone in the square.

"If you want to force someone to kiss someone, the result will be tragic," an aunt closest to us explained to the others.

Xiong Yaoyue's reaction was so great that I didn't expect it.

I have always been accustomed to treating her as a tomboy, a pure man, and it has become so natural that I feel that even kissing her is not a big deal.

If you think about it carefully, she is still a girl in her prime after all. Although she is a bit more carefree on weekdays, she is not so careless that even her first kiss can be casually handed over.

She asked me to kiss him because she was convinced in her heart that I was gay and didn't dare to do it. Now she found out that I was beyond her expectation. She was at least half-convinced about my declaration that I "like women".

As a result, all the previous scenes of her body being exposed in front of me and being eaten by me came to mind in an instant.

First, he was doing basketball practice with us as a substitute player. After he fell down, I grabbed my chest; then in the car driven by Pentheus, he mistakenly thought that we were both gay and changed clothes directly in the back passenger seat; the largest scale Once, I had physical contact with me several times under my skirt in an alley. If Gong Caicai had done such a thing to me, Gong Caicai would definitely think that she would not be able to get married in the future.

"You bastard, how dare you lie to me." Xiong Yaoyue kicked my sneakers again.

Since there were too many people watching in the square, this scene, which looked very much like a couple quarreling, made me feel very embarrassed. I held Xiong Yaoyue's hands and wrists and asked her to calm down. If she had anything to say, I would say it in a place where no one was around.

Xiong Yaoyue glared at me angrily, trying to break free from my grasp, but she tried her best and found that facing me, a Spartan, she couldn't move her arms at all. Only then did she You will experience the powerlessness of being a woman, and therefore feel even more humiliated.

"Winnie, listen to me." I took the opportunity to defend myself, "I have never admitted that I am gay in front of you. It is you who insist on continuing to misunderstand me. You also said that you think gay people are cool, and there are no gays in our class. It's a pity, maybe you hope in your heart that I am gay, so you never listen to my explanation."

As if I was talking about the central issue, Xiong Yaoyue's pupils suddenly narrowed, but the anger inside did not subside.

Her hands were restrained, and she wanted to raise her legs to kick me without thinking. I warned: "You are wearing a miniskirt. If you raise your legs, my underwear will be visible to me."

Xiong Yaoyue took her legs back bitterly.

Ah, I am finally regarded as a man again. Although this is the goal I have always pursued, why do I feel a slight melancholy?

Unexpectedly, at this time, someone came to break up the fight, and a very philosophical voice diverted our attention:

"Woof, woof."

It was Pentheus who came out to walk Obama.

This square is not far from Qingzi Academy, and it is not unusual for Pentheus to come here to walk his dog. Obama still has a sign on his collar that says "We are losing weight, please do not feed." He looks depressed.

"Lin, and Pooh, why are you two fighting?"

asked Pentheus with a good-natured expression.

I let go of Xiong Yaoyue's hand, and she immediately sat down on the bench angrily, crossed her arms over her chest, and crossed her legs.

"Peng Peng, it turns out that Ye Lin is not gay."

"I never said that Lin was gay." Pentheus replied.

Xiong Yaoyue thought about it carefully, "It seems like I never said it..."

I echoed: "That's right. Tang Jiang said I was gay, just like you, out of a misunderstanding. The source also came from Pentheus. Pentheus, do you still remember that? You carry it on your shoulders." That time when I asked Amy to help me deal with a little gangster wearing a peaked cap and several of his men."

Pentheus smiled and said: "They really misunderstood that you are gay like me, and they were afraid that you would pass AIDS to them. It's really ridiculous."

Speaking of which, Tang Jiang didn't seem to be particularly afraid of being infected with AIDS by me because of Xiaohong's matter. It was because of the power of love or because he did some Baidu research and knew that AIDS would not be transmitted through daily behaviors.

Penteusta's burly body and humble and gentle tone always have a calming effect on people's hearts.

Although Xiong Yaoyue still holds her hands in front of her chest, her legs that were raised high have been lowered.

"So, doesn't it mean that Ye Lin didn't lie to me intentionally, but it was all due to misunderstanding?"

I always feel that Xiong Yaoyue is more feminine than usual today. I remember a research article in Scientific American magazine pointed out that clothing will affect behavioral patterns. The most obvious example is that if you wear a black suit and go out on the street, you will definitely be better than running naked. It's time to look majestic. Is it possible that Xiong Yaoyue was psychologically suggested and became less manly because she wore a miniskirt?

Pentheus felt very strange, "What's the benefit of Lin pretending to be gay in front of you?"

"Take advantage of me." Xiong Yaoyue patted the iron armrest of the bench hard, "My breasts were touched by him, and my underwear was also seen by him. He pretended to be gay to pick up on me, should I be angry? "

Pentheus looked at me with a questioning look, and I shrugged helplessly, indicating that I didn't mean it, and at the same time acquiescing that most of what Xiong Yaoyue said was the truth.

A mark appeared between Pentheus' majestic brows. He cleared his throat and said:

"For such a serious problem, Lin has no choice but to take responsibility."

Hey, Pentheus, what do you mean? If these things happen to Gong Caicai, it can be said to be quite serious, but if they happen to Xiong Yaoyue, they are not very serious. There is no need to rise to the feudal era. The woman's white arm was People will marry each other when they see each other, that kind of unreasonable level of responsibility.

"Responsible, responsible." Xiong Yaoyue was also a little surprised, "I'm just angry. I didn't get pregnant by Ye Lin, so I don't need him to be responsible."

"No, Lin must be responsible." Pentheus said categorically, as if he suddenly became Xiong Yaoyue's maternal cousin. When I was confused, Pentheus whispered a few words to me, and then I A sudden realization.

Pentheus told me that there is a Haagen-Dazs store in this square. In addition to walking the dog, his second task this time is to help Amy buy an ice cream. For the angry Xiong Yaoyue, there is no better choice. Gendas is more suitable to calm her down.

So I took over Pentheus' task of buying ice cream. In addition to buying a low-calorie cone for Amy, I also bought Xiong Yaoyue her favorite three-ball cup.

Xiong Yaoyue's eyes lit up when she saw the three-ball cup in my hand from a distance, but she had just beaten me and was a little embarrassed to reach out to take it.

"I'm sorry." I said, "I didn't mean to take advantage of you, but you never treat me as a man. Sometimes I can't control my eyes..."

Xiong Yaoyue turned her face away, pretending not to be moved, but in fact she was using her peripheral vision to see if the three-ball cup had melted.

Obama, whose food intake had been reduced recently, felt dizzy when he wanted to eat. When he saw me placing the three-ball cup as high as it could reach, he couldn't hold it in anymore. He jumped up, and his broad tongue was about to go to the three-ball cup. Lick it up.

All my attention was on Xiong Yaoyue. My response to the emergency was a beat slow. Just when the three-ball cup worth 65 yuan was about to be anointed on the dog's mouth, Xiong Yaoyue, who had been paying attention to the state of the three-ball cup, He suddenly let out a loud shout and strangled Obama's neck using a method similar to police grappling.

"Asshole, that's my ice cream, it's your turn to eat it."

Since Pentheus, who was tall and strong and dressed in black, came over, the crowd who were watching were scared away. At this time, when they saw a girl in a miniskirt wrestling with a husky, everyone turned their attention back. It feels like a once-in-a-century wonder.

Obama's wailing and Xiong Yaoyue's yelling and cursing mixed together to make it really lively.

Xiong Yaoyue finally defeated Obama with her persistence. Obama consciously entered a state of pretending to be dead and surrendered under the girl's choke attack, revealing the full aura of a weakling.

Xiong Yaoyue, who was squatting on the ground and pinching the dog's neck without paying attention to her appearance, stood up at this moment and snatched the three-ball cup from my hand without caring that her hand had just had close contact with the dog.

She is as confident as if she won the three-goal cup through hard work in the game.

Pentheus said that he would take the cone back to Amy as soon as possible before it melted. Obama, who was pretending to be dead, was dragged two steps on the ground, rolled over and came to life again.

"Woof, woof." Obama pretended to bark twice at Xiong Yaoyue, who had just defeated him.

Xiong Yaoyue actually got into a serious fight with the dog, and she yelled back with a fierce look: "Woof woof woof." The voice was louder than Obama. Obama, who lost the fight and lost the momentum, followed Pentheus home with his tail between his legs. Already.

After finishing the three-ball cup, Xiong Yaoyue's face was filled with a happy expression. I guess she was no longer angry. The foodie was really easy to kill.

"Ye Lin, starting from tomorrow, please lend me your physics homework to copy."

Xiong Yaoyue decided.

"Hey, I always write my homework before I collect it, so I might not be able to make it in time."

Xiong Yaoyue patted her thigh, "Don't be angry with me. I've heard it a long time ago. Physics is so difficult to understand, but you were able to write it right when Gong Caicai started to collect the homework. I finished it as soon as I received it from you. You also ranked first in the class in physics in the midterm exam. You are obviously a genius in physics. Please finish your homework as soon as possible and let me copy it, so that I won't be angry with you."

"Then... we will still be good friends from now on." I asked tentatively.

"Good friends often meet outsiders." Xiong Yaoyue said while looking at the night sky, "As long as you often lend me physics homework copies, we will be good brothers. Although it is a pity not to be best friends, but brothers are the same."

It seems that I finally came around to Xiong Yaoyue's misunderstanding that I was gay. Although I will have to pay the price of doing my physics homework on time in the future, it is still worth it to be treated as a man.

On Thursday, Eunuch Cao returned 20 condoms to me as agreed. Although these condoms were intended for Shu Zhe to blow into a "Love Red Lips TT", I neither brought lipstick to school nor could I blow it properly. TT took it home, so I had to give it up for now.
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